Every time I take the subway, someone peeks at my phone, why is it swollen?

In any case, the mobile phone issue is temporarily resolved.Zheng Lang put his heart into his stomach now.But now you really have to be careful, this is the third mobile phone, okay, even if you steal it, you will be numb if you steal it, but the thief is not numb, damn it!

He decided to read novels on the subway, anyway, it was to pass the time, it was better than sleeping.

So, after making up his mind, he sneaked into Tong Xiaoke's room.

Tong Xiaoke was typing face to face with the computer, so absorbed in typing that she didn't even notice that the door of the room had been opened by Zheng Lang.

Zheng Lang tiptoed behind him, peeking at his computer secretly before he realized it.I couldn't help giving a thumbs up in my heart, it feels good, kid.

Tong Xiaoke has been concentrating on typing. Although she realizes that something is wrong behind her, she really doesn't want to be disturbed when the main text is full of thoughts, so she ignores it.After he finished typing a long paragraph, he turned his head and asked with staring eyes, "What are you doing?"

Zheng Lang was watching with enthusiasm, but he didn't expect Tong Xiaoke to turn around so quickly, he was shocked: "...No, why don't you."

Nima's magic horse is called stealing chickens and losing money, scaring people but being scared by others.

Tong Xiaoke glanced at him contemptuously: "Why don't you come in?"

Zheng Lang chuckled: "My concubine, I'm here to pamper you~"

Tong Xiaoke rolled his eyes: "Get lost, don't disturb my code!"

Zheng Lang wagged his tail to show his courtesy, while beating Tong Xiaoke's shoulders, he smiled obsequiously: "Xiao Ke, you see, you're a fake website, can you recommend some books for me?"

Tong Xiaoke squinted at him: "What book do you want to read?"

Zheng Lang continued to smile obsequiously: "It's the kind that is a little more relaxed, but it needs to be strong, not Xiaobaiwen. And it can't be too Marysu, can't be too artificial, and of course can't be too clean. I also have a little bit of thunder, I don't like ugly The old ones don't like the ones that are too perfect, the ones that are rotten cucumbers, and of course they don't like the ones that are scumbag..."

Tong Xiaoke: "..."

==

When Zheng Lang opened the book "Shh, Don't Talk" on the subway, he felt pretty good at first.According to Tong Xiaoke, this is a criminal investigation novel, the plots are intertwined, and the solving of the case makes people feel amazing, but it is not the kind that is so serious that it makes people feel heavy.The protagonists are all very strong, young, calm, and determined, but they are also humorous and heroic.

After reading three chapters, Zheng Lang realized something was wrong.

Nima, why hasn't the heroine appeared yet?Why does the author keep emphasizing the two men?Well, he understands one of them, but what the hell is the other one?Could it be that there are two male protagonists? (⊙⊙)

It seems that I don't quite understand it, because now is the beginning of the novel, and the author will definitely not explain it so soon.It's better to call Tong Xiaoke and ask.

Zheng Lang: "Xiao Ke, what are you doing?"

Tong Xiaoke: "...just arrived at the company, what's the matter?"

Zheng Lang: "Uh, the novel you recommended to me..."

Tong Xiaoke: "What happened to the novel?"

Zheng Lang: "Why didn't I see the heroine after watching it for a long time?"

Tong Xiaoke: "Oh, what are you talking about, that novel doesn't have a heroine."

Zheng Lang: "Ah?! What does it mean that there is no heroine?"

Tong Xiaoke smiled proudly over there: "There is no heroine, which means there are only male protagonists, and there are two male protagonists."

Zheng Lang was even more confused: "Wait, two male protagonists! What do you mean by two male protagonists?"

Tong Xiaoke said calmly: "The meaning of the two male protagonists is that they will love each other, be together, and do what all lovers do."

Zheng Lang was stunned: "..."

"Also," Tong Xiaoke's voice came from the phone: "This article is not clear, there are strong and strong, there are mutual attacks, the male lead is not only handsome, but also very good at bedtime ~"

Zheng Lang: "...I didn't ask you to say this, what I mean is, why would you find such a novel for me to read?"

Of course it depends on your potential to bend, Tong Xiaoke thought to himself, but he still didn't say it: "Ahahaha, isn't that what you asked for, be strong, not Xiaobaiwen. You can't be too Marysu, you can't be too contrived, you can't Too clear water. Not ugly old, not too perfect, not rotten cucumber, not scumbag, not cheap, two people are first love, from first kiss to first hug to first night are each other, there is no mistress in between There is no bloody plot of the scumbag's cheating, and there are no crying misunderstandings and grievances. There are only wonderful cases and sweet sprinkles..."

Zheng Lang: "..."

Zheng Lang could almost imagine his smug look, his tail might be raised.

Tong Xiaoke, I really underestimated you. You even read such articles. Doesn’t Nima like men?

In fact, Tong Xiaoke just wanted to tease him, so he didn't think of so much.He has been in the online literary circle all year round, and he has never read any articles. Of course, he is just talking casually~

But Zheng Lang was aroused by this book. To be honest, it was the first time he had read such a book. What Xiao Ke said was very interesting. Let's read it first.

In this way, Zheng Lang's children's shoes, who basically didn't read novels in the past, started to read novels under the guidance of deliberate ridicule from Tong Xiaoke, a cohabitant who is also a fan and good friend.And, what I'm reading is a man-to-man essay in which the strong and the strong attack each other.

From then on, the door of a new world opened to someone.

Damn, Zheng Xiaolang~!

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