[Bai Zi Zhuo Cheng] It's nice to be young

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Huangfu Zhuo Jiangcheng and Xiahou Jinxuan returned to Immortal Sword City almost at the same time, and there are only a few days left before the official start of the class.

This was probably the first time for Jiang Cheng, the whole vacation was completely wasted without working to earn money or study hard.So Jiang Cheng, with a guilty heart, took advantage of the last bit of time to work hard to complete the course selection and preview work.

Huangfuzhuo had nothing else to do except waiting for the start of the semester to start classes. The compulsory courses dominated the freshman year, and students had little choice. There was no way to adapt to the second semester, but it was the easiest.So Huangfu Zhuo had plenty of free time to study some extra-curricular compulsory knowledge while Jiang Cheng was doing his business.

Xiahou Jinxuan was rather depressed. When he found out that his two roommates had stayed together for the whole vacation, his raging gossip spirit burned, but when he asked Huangfu Zhuo, Huangfu Zhuo just squinted at him and ignored him, and asked Jiang Cheng Jiang Cheng They will answer honestly, but the point is completely wrong. Saying it is the same as not saying it.Xiahou Jinxuan had no choice but to hold the English version of Stone Story that his friend gave him as a souvenir and worry about Yue Yue: Xia, why are you still not coming back after school is about to start.Fortunately, the mass-produced rose sauce made by Jiang Cheng himself can heal him. Of course, Xia Hou Jinxuan silently laughed at Huangfu Zhuo for a long time.

The most depressing thing for Xiahou Jinxuan is that Huangfu Zhuo is used to sleeping with his arms around him, and he firmly refuses to go back to the dormitory. Jiang Cheng thinks that students should look like students and move back to the dormitory (not actually, the point is that Jiang Cheng thinks about the dormitory. The fee cannot be paid in vain), the two have not yet reached a consensus, but according to Xiahou Jinxuan's observation and research on the two of them getting along with each other for a whole semester, Jiang Cheng's final 90.00% [-]% is to compromise.

In other words, he will be the only one left to live in the dormitory in the future... There is no way, for the sake of kissing his girlfriend, it is impossible for him to leave the school... But having said that, I don't know if Xia Ken will rent a room with him, Xiahou Jin Xuan rested his chin and thought about it seriously.

Later, as expected by Xiahou Jinxuan, Jiang Cheng still compromised.

Apart from the main factor of Huangfu Zhuo, he works at night until night, and the dormitory has a time to turn off the lights, which is indeed not as convenient as living off-campus.

So unless there is a class in the evening or a job to be busy at school until late (of course, this situation has not happened yet), Huangfu Zhuo and Jiang Cheng will go back after class.Xiahou Jinxuan occupied the dormitory by himself, and went to Huangfu Zhuo to eat and live with him when he was happy or unhappy, and his life was quite comfortable.

The former president of the student union, who never knew the end, called the collective members of the student union at the beginning of the school year. At the meeting, he patted Huangfu Zhuo on the shoulder and said to him: "Become the pillar of the fairy school!"

Then he left the key to the chairman's room, and walked away chicly with a wave of his sleeves.

Although the meeting lasted less than 5 minutes from the beginning to the end, at the end it was Huangfuzhuo's statement: "The meeting is adjourned". After all, Huangfuzhuo is now the official chairman and has a luxurious office that can be used to stir things up, and there is no need to harm the members. up.

But the members were still not spared.

Does anyone still remember the student union NPC named Gao Yi whose name appeared a long time ago?

It doesn't matter if you don't remember, anyway, because he successfully mixed into the Folding Sword Villa gang in the game and hugged the president's wife's thigh, he became one of the president's more trusted subordinates (although he has not experienced other benefits besides hard work).

Then he told other members of the student union about the horrific scene he witnessed at noon.

It is said that it is an underground supermarket in Xueyi cafeteria.

Well, in fact, there is only one large supermarket in the school. Xianjian University is still very user-friendly. Except that the price is a little bit more expensive than outside, the only large supermarket has everything you need. Basically, there are only things you can’t think of. You can’t buy it. less than.

Gao Yi saw Huangfu Zhuo at the cash register.

I saw Huangfu Zhuo holding a box of taro-flavored milk in his hand and looking carefully at the small shelf next to the cash register.

"Wait, doesn't the president always drink chocolate flavor?"

"Huh? How do I remember that the president has been buying orange flavor?"

"Well, I saw the president drinking avocado flavor once. Where did you buy it? Have you seen it in the supermarket? I couldn't find it..."

Gao Yi patted the table, do you still want to listen, does it matter what flavor of milk the president drinks? !

Okay you go on.

Well, holding a box of taro-flavored milk in his hand, Huangfu Zhuo carefully scanned the small shelf next to the cash register, and then picked up a dark purple box.When I turned around to pay the bill, I saw Gao Yi staring at him dumbfounded, and nodded to him as a greeting.

What's on the little shelf next to the cash register?

Aside from chocolate jelly beans, chewing gum, Snickers batteries, and the like, there is another very discordant thing mixed in. Everyone knows the more famous brand Durex Jissbon.Who invented this cheating design? Is it easy for children to take it wrong? ? ?

Interlude, so domestic sex education is still not developed enough, you say you have to go out to buy this kind of thing, how embarrassing it is to be seen by classmates, right?Foreign universities directly distribute N shares to students, which not only promotes a safe sex life but also saves students money.

"So, the president... went to buy milk, and bought condoms by the way?"

"Uh, didn't you go to buy condoms and take a carton of milk by the way?"

"Although I think your focus is not right, but since Ma'am, he can't get pregnant...probably. So can we call that thing a condom? It sounds more comfortable to me."

"Have you already reached home plate? 0V0~"

"Are you so sure that the president wants to use it with his wife? I still can't accept it..."

"Do you like the president? Or the wife?"

"Neither."

"Then why can't you accept it. Have you seen other girls around the president? Have you ever seen other boys around the president? Have you ever seen other moving things around the president?"

"No, I always feel that when we were so busy last year, they didn't have this kind of relationship..."

"But at Christmas, I definitely hugged! And kissed!"

"So Christmas is indeed a watershed milestone!"

"Then start counting from Christmas, minus the holidays, and within two months of dating, they hit home plate. The president is indeed the president..."

"No, according to reliable gossip, they spent the holidays together. They not only traveled but also met their parents =. ="

"What! Is this the rhythm of getting married!"

"That...doesn't anyone care, why do you say that this thing is terrible???"

Everyone looked at Gao Yi collectively, Gao Yi raised his forehead, and then announced with a sad face:

"Because the president bought a small size."

……

"Fuck!" "It's true!" "=口=!" "I can't express my shock in words..." "I don't think I can imagine..." "It's swollen!" "I Do not believe!"

……

"You said, did the president want to buy chewing gum, and then took the wrong one==|||..."

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TBC