i'm not human

Chapter 74, Deer God

Cang Li and the others were taken to their destination, and they saw a row of new wooden houses in front of them, exuding a fresh wood fragrance.Shen Ren took a long breath and felt that his soul had been purified!Sure enough, I have been polluted by the human world for too long!In this way, you can live as you want without wearing clothes, which is a truly natural life.

Hu San next to him was winking at Jin Sisi, beckoning him to open the door of the room.As a result, the signal was obviously poorly connected. After squeezing my eyes for a long time, the gold wires did not respond.

But Jin Sisi was still very puzzled in her heart, hey, is your eyelid cramp?It feels so serious!

Hu San had no choice but to smile politely at Cang Li and the others, went up three steps by himself, and stretched out his hand to push the door.However, I didn't expect to use too much force, and I didn't grasp it. I saw him stretch out his hand and push, and the two wooden doors fell to the ground with a "bang", and countless dust was also raised.

Hu San looked at his hands with a look of shock——eh!Am I useless?This door is too fragile!He blinked, then looked at the door panel lying on the ground, the elongated face of the takin suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, and his whole body was trembling—it's over, I'm afraid my clothes will really be torn into pieces It's all over!

I still want to wear it to marry a wife!

Li Yu and the others stood at the door, a little shocked by the development of this plot.Cang Li covered the little peacock's eyes with his hands, and said softly to him, "Baby, let's not learn this." If the little peacock learns, how many door panels will be blown away in the future.

After seeking the boss's opinion, Mu Dianmo said to the inside, "Minister Hu, why don't we go to the place where the incident happened first to understand the situation?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Hu San, who had been facing them with his back, turned around suddenly, his eyes were full of gratitude, and he felt a little uncomfortable.Under the attack of such enthusiastic eyes, he was a little awkward to speak, "Uh, then... let's go now?" He pointed to the wooden door still lying on the ground, "This... can just be repaired."

As soon as he finished speaking, Hu San took thick steps, and arrived in front of Mu Dianmo in a few steps, and immediately held Mu Dianmo's hand with both hands, and his rough hands were very hard.He looked at Mu Dianmo with a smile all over his face, and held back for a long time, repeating countless grateful words in his mouth, but thinking about the only good-looking dress on his body, he still held back and didn't say it.

In the end, his face was almost stiff from smiling, and he suddenly caught a glimpse of the "cheat sheet" typed on his wrist, oh, so you forgot about this baby?Hu San was overjoyed, and read out one of the sentences, "Thank you very much, thank you for your understanding!"

Mu Dianmo: "..." No thanks really!My hand...will break!

The takin hiding in the corner looked at this scene and really wanted to wipe away his tears!He was so frightened by the scene before that he held his breath, but now that Hu San knew how to read the cheat sheet, he breathed a sigh of relief.He was very lucky, thanks to Hu San who said without opening his mouth, "Thank you, big brother, how about we go to the hot spring in the mountain to take a bath together? The water is very comfortable to take a bath after washing your feet! Mosquitoes don't like it after washing. bite you!"

However, he was very sure that when Hu San first held Mu Dianmo's hand, what he wanted to say the most must be this sentence!In order to maintain the external image of the Qinling branch, he also devoted himself to death.

When leaving the branch, Jin Sisi was left there to find someone to repair the broken door panel, so this time it was Hu San who took them there himself.

After leaving the branch wall, a group of people walked in a completely different direction from when they came.The little peacock looked around in Cang Li's arms, with round eyes, curious about everything.Occasionally, a butterfly flies past, and it can be fascinated by small things.

Cang Li felt a little sour in his heart - it was obvious that Yan Yan liked to watch me most in the past, and took pictures with his mobile phone every day, but now, does Yan Yan really not love me anymore?

Along the way, Mu Dianmo looked at Hu San, who was walking in front, and felt that his back was very strong, like a moving hill, "Minister Hu, where are we going?"

Because of the previous "helping each other with righteousness", Hu San had endless smiles on Mu Dianmo's face. Hearing Mu Dianmo's question, Hu San turned around and grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, as if soaking in mountain spring water Same, the white ones are about to shine, "We are going to the mountains to find the Deer God."

"..." Li Yu who was following behind heard this sentence, and quietly rolled his eyes - your mountain is definitely different from our mountain, we are already in the deep mountain!He tilted his head to look at Shen Ren, who was enjoying himself, and the boss and Qin Zheng, who didn't change their faces, and found that he was the only aquatic creature who didn't adapt to the environment in the mountains at all.

There is too much oxygen, he is a little drunk!

"Lu Shen? Is it the person who first discovered the disappearance of the village mentioned in the information reported to the headquarters?" Mu Dianmo carefully recalled some reports he had read at the headquarters, and soon remembered, this name Both times appeared on the record of "Night Civet Cat Incident".

"You also know Deer God?" Hu San felt that the man with pigtails in front of him was particularly suitable for his eyes, so he couldn't help saying a few more words, "Well, this is the way to Lu God's house, it's not very good Let’s go. Lushen is very nice, but his personality is a bit weird. He dislikes us for not washing our feet and wearing clothes that smell too smelly, so he doesn’t live with us. He always lives in the mountains by himself. When I was young, I liked going to Lushen the most. play in the yard."

Mu Dianmo didn't know how to answer, but living with such a group of wild monsters, the "Deer God" is also very difficult, right?

Shen Ren listened for a while, then walked a few steps behind Cang Li.Cang Li was squatting, because the little peacock saw a caterpillar lying on a leaf, and was standing on one foot with great interest, pawing the leaf one by one with the other soft and tender paw. leaf.But the accuracy was not very good, and I didn't touch the caterpillar several times in a row.

Shen Ren saw that his boss was surrounded by pink bubbles, and he was obviously attracted by the little peacock, and he obviously didn't remind the little peacock on purpose.So he also squatted down, resisting not to look at the little peacock, "Boss, who is that 'Lu Shen'?"

Cang Li didn't take his eyes off Peacock's body. When he heard him ask, he answered, "Lu Shen? Oh, I remember him. He is the guardian of the enchantment in the Qinling Mountains. He has always been in the deep mountains. Haven't been out for thousands of years."

As soon as he finished speaking, the little peacock's paw successfully touched the caterpillar. Unexpectedly, it was startled by the soft touch of the other party. It made a sharp "chirp", and very quickly threw itself on Cang Li's body. Scared.

Looking at the little caterpillar lying on the leaf, it was obviously scared to death by the little peacock, and it disappeared after a few strokes.

Cang Li couldn't help laughing, picked up all the frightened little things that were coquettish and wanted to be hugged, and comforted him carefully, "Okay, my little ancestor, we are not afraid!" A kiss was enough to satisfy my heart.

Shen Ren looked up at the sky on the sidelines——I really ran out of my mind to walk with the boss, I deserved to be abused!

After climbing several mountains, we arrived at our destination.

I saw a clear stream flowing from the mountains, and the small stones in the stream were washed smooth, which was very beautiful under the sun.On both sides of the stream are towering trees with tangled roots and many small shrubs.Because there is no bird song, the surrounding area is very quiet, only the sound of the stream gurgling, which is very pleasant.

Under one of the big trees, there is a quaint wooden house. It can be seen that it has been built for a long time. The wooden roof is covered with moss. There is a row of small mushrooms, which look a little cute.

When the little peacock saw the house, his eyes widened, and he kept thinking about it.But with the experience of the previous two times, Cang Li finally held on firmly this time, not letting him slip out of his hands.Feeling Cang Li's firmness, the little peacock turned his head to the side, his eyes watered, and pitifully looked at the cruel man who was hugging him, very aggrieved, "Chirp—"

Before the voice fell, Cang Li surrendered, and this time he persisted for less than two seconds.

Li Yu watched Cang Li hugging the little peacock from behind, and went to the wooden house in a few steps, rolled his eyes at the sky, "Oh, boss, this is simply a lack of strength! So in the future, I will have a future with my sister-in-law! "

When they walked in front of the wooden house, several people found that the wooden house was very exquisite everywhere. Although there was no extra decoration, the grain of the log was already very good-looking - but the door of the wooden house was a bit ugly and looked a little crooked, and The whole is not very good.But maybe it's not necessarily the owner's preference.

Hu San went up to knock on the door, and walked up the steps in front of the door very lightly. He stood still at the door, and just as soon as he raised his hand, he was ready to knock on the door, and the door was opened from the inside.I only heard a somewhat indifferent voice asking, "Huzi, what, you want to break down my door again?"

Li Yu and Shen Ren who were standing behind heard the name "Tiger", looked at each other, and tried their best to hold back a smile - but this name is really down-to-earth!It matches Minister Hu San very well, and there is a kind of cute contrast!

Hu San scratched his head, a little embarrassed, "I was going to knock on the door last time, but my strength was a bit useless, but didn't I fix the door for you? Although it is a bit ugly, hehe..." Glancing at the door that he thought was a bit ugly, he looked awkward.

The person who opened the door didn't say anything more, "Rang Rang, didn't you bring guests over?" Hu San reacted very quickly, and moved to the side, and the people in the room came out.

"It's my first time meeting you. My name is Lu Shen. Hello." A man with a very young face came out of the wooden house.There are two white deer antlers on his forehead, his face is like a bright moon, his eyes are like stars, he is wearing a rain-blue linen shirt, which is simply tied with a moon-white belt.He just stood there, like an ink landscape painting, exuding a temperament that is in harmony with the mountain, and his charm is outstanding.

However, look at Hu San standing next to him, dressed in oily animal skins, torn linen belt, a pair of rotten straw sandals, and full of beards—the style of painting is too different, so let’s not talk about it.

Li Yu looked straight at him a long time ago, and murmured, "This is the height I've always wanted to reach, this kind of indifferent aura!" Shen Ren answered coolly, "It's a pity that you have never been able to reach me all your life. Can't reach."

"..." Why tell such a cruel truth?

However, "He is really a clean stream in the Qinling branch!" Li Yu sighed in a low voice, and couldn't help but look at Lu Shen again, the more he looked, the more intoxicated he was, and he felt that the other party was really beautiful, much prettier than Jiuqing !He racked his brains to come up with an appropriate description, "Just like the moon in the sky!"

Mu Dianmo glanced at Li Yu, and rubbed his forehead, this literary quality... I am ashamed to say that you are my colleague of Mu Dianmo.

Seeing that they had finished greeting each other, Hu San approached courteously, "Deer God, Lord Dragon and the others came here this time to solve the 'night civet cat incident', so I'll bring them over to find out about the situation with you."

Deer God stood where he was, with his hands in his sleeves, and gave him a cold look.

Hu San received the message conveyed by this glance, and instantly became bitter. He looked at Cang Li and the others on one side, and then at Lu Shen, who was calm and breezy, and said, "Grandpa Lu, will you not help me?" ?” He was in so much pain that he had clearly agreed a long time ago that he wanted to save face for me in front of outsiders!I am a dignified head of a branch—well, although this name is resounding, it seems to be really useless...

At least none of those subordinates were afraid of him.There is also a Grandpa Lu who has seen himself running around the mountain with his bare butt, this is the ancestor!

However, I am obviously a tiger, okay?I'm obviously the king, okay?

Hearing that he called himself "Grandpa Lu", Lu Shen stopped pretending to call him "God of the Deer". Then he nodded, stepped out of the wooden house, and nodded to Cang Li and the others with a voice like a mountain wind. "Wait a minute, I'll see someone for you." He took out a wooden whistle and blew it near his mouth. A melodious whistle sounded, echoing among the mountains.

After a while, I heard the sound of "da da" coming from the distant mountains and forests.The eyesight of those present far exceeded the general standard, and they were able to see clearly that there was a sika deer running in this direction in the distance, with a little boy on its back, and the boy was waving in Lu Shen's direction very excitedly.

Lu Shen also raised his arm and waved, with a slight smile on his lips.

He looked at the direction where the child appeared, and said slowly, "You should all know that the place where the 'night civet cat incident' happened last time was in Funiu Mountain, where I first discovered it. And this time, the place where the incident happened , is a small village in the depths of Xiaoshan Mountain, the name of the village is 'Shoucun', and everyone in the village has the surname 'Shou'. And that boy is the only one who survived in the village."

The author has something to say: the vernal equinox is coming soon... I feel like I am living the coldest spring after the warmest winter.Everyone pay attention to your body!I love you all!