The scumbags all knelt down to me [Quick Transmigration]

The moment he stepped out of the store, he was refreshed, and Lu Xiaoke felt that he had finally come back to life.

Exhaling a foul breath, Lu Xiaoke showed a bright smile.

People around looked at him one after another, full of amazement, this boy is really handsome.

Lu Xiaoke squeezed his cheeks, and smiled at the elder brother who was turning back for the seventh or eighth time in front of him, and he was even happier to see the foolish look of the other party who accidentally stepped on the empty steps and almost fell down.

"People are really strange animals. Even though their own conditions are so good, they succumbed to the scumbags because of inferiority, which made them die unhappily." Lu Xiaoke looked at the figure reflected in the window next to him, and looked up and down carefully. , couldn't help boasting and praised, "Actually, this face still has two or three points of my spirit, and there is really nothing to choose in terms of appearance."

"..." The system automatically ignored the second half of his sentence and said, "Lin Qian's childhood determined that he would always feel inferior to others. Even Yang Shu, he didn't even feel that he was worthy."

Lu Xiaoke tut tut: "I don't understand, but I know that people are cheap, and they always like things that will never belong to them, of course, including people."

System: "... May I take the liberty to ask, what did Mr. Lu do before?"

Lu Xiaoke nodded: "Your question is really presumptuous, so I'm sorry I can't answer it."

system:"……"

"Hahaha." Lu Xiaoke laughed twice, "Didn't your system bind the host to investigate in advance? AI still can't find my information."

System: "..." Really can't find it, can't find it at all, and can't find it even after using all the connections.

"Before binding you, I had my own host." After a pause, the system continued, "The task of the last host has not been completed yet, so I was called back urgently."

"Oh roar." Lu Xiaoke exclaimed in surprise, "I didn't expect that Mr. System should be very good, otherwise he wouldn't have been temporarily transferred back to take me." He was very proud, with a smile on his eyes and brows.

The system was stunned for a few seconds, and then it came to its senses how could someone be so arrogant: "..."

"Oh." Lu Xiaoke said again with a tired voice, "I was accidentally discovered by you. I just came in through the back door. My business ability is limited. Please give me some advice from Mr. System."

The system said with difficulty: "...this is just an ordinary task, and the salesperson who has passed the first round of screening can be qualified. If it is really through the back door, it should be a more advanced task." He should indeed have a special status, but ...

The biggest possibility: He was originally a dude who made a mistake and was kicked out by his family to practice.

It was too hot, and the sun was right in the middle, making Lu Xiaoke dizzy from the sun. He staggered along the narrow door of the shop on the single-plank bridge, talking to the system one after another: "From now on, we will work together My friend, what's your job number?"

System: "We will only tell the host the job number when we are reported."

Lu Xiaoke shook his head: "Don't worry, even if I report you, no one will accept it, and maybe I will give you a bonus or a vacation as compensation."

Seeing that he didn't seem to be joking, the system was really curious about his identity.

But as an AI, it shouldn't be too concerned about the host. It resisted asking but answered his question: "666"

Lu Xiaoke suddenly stopped, and just when the system was about to ask him what's wrong, he burst into a burst of clear laughter, leaning back and forth, so that everyone couldn't move their eyes away from him.

It's a pity that such a good-looking boy turned out to be a psychopath.

Lu Xiaoke seemed to be very used to the attention of everyone, and didn't care about other people's gazes. He covered his stomach with a smile and asked, "Really, don't lie to me!"

Of course the system knew what he was laughing at, so it choked up and said, "I didn't lie to you." The numbers of the system are arranged in the order of production, but there was a problem with it before, and it was rebuilt, and the numbers are not the same as those of other systems. Same.

Although it is indeed very funny, there is no need to exaggerate so much, let's laugh until tears come out, the system looks at him helplessly, not knowing what to say.

Lu Xiaoke almost couldn't stop: "Now I know why you were temporarily transferred to me, 666, um, I will definitely 666."

System: "..." was named this number not to bless you 666.

The tip of Lu Xiaoke's nose was red, and the dense sweat on his forehead condensed into beads and slid down the corners of his eyes. He wiped it carelessly and said, "Don't Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu called, it sounds strange, At any rate, there will be a period of time in the future where you will be with me and I will be with you day and night, just call me Xiaoke—love is fine."

System: "..." Is it too late for me to apply for a transfer back?

Lu Xiaoke raised his eyebrows: "Why, you don't want to?"

System: "...Sorry, as your auxiliary system, I can't go too far, otherwise I will be demerited."

Lu Xiaoke frowned slightly, and said unhappily: "I seem to have heard of this regulation. Is there a case where the system and the host were too close and caused trouble before? Why can't I remember what kind of case it was for a while?" .”

System: "The AI ​​is too emotional and has been rebuilt."

"Really, I didn't understand it so carefully." Lu Xiaoke said regretfully, "That little cutie is fine, it should be fine to call me Xiaoke, it's just a title, so what should I do seriously."

The system wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Lu Xiaoke directly: "As an auxiliary system, please don't do too much, can you? Properly getting close can bring emotional comfort to the host and help complete the task. You didn't hear that Have you ever said that?"

System: "..." What else can I say, I can't say anything.

Molesting the system enough, even though he was talking in his head, Lu Xiaoke still felt that he used his voice too much, and his throat was about to smoke.

He raised his hand and squinted his eyes to glance at the sun: "I should have taken that unfinished cup of milk tea away just now, I'm too thirsty."

Suddenly, his eyes lit up.

Lu Xiaoke said in surprise: "I didn't seem to pay the bill just now, and came out out of my wits?"

system:"?"

Lu Xiaoke clicked his tongue twice: "You don't understand. I was angry when I saw Lin Qian's bill. Of course I'm happy to see the money back. If I knew I would have a few more cups of milk tea and juice to take home to drink."

System: "... Are you really airborne?" With such a preoccupation, Lin Qian might not feel bad about putting that little money on him.

Lu Xiaoke shook his head mysteriously: "No, I was kicked down."

System: "..." If it was just now, it might have believed it 100%, but now, it thinks that the host must have been tricked and abducted by a gangster all the way up.

Lu Xiaoke was so hot that he couldn't take it anymore, he almost stuck out his tongue and gasped for breath.

A chill ran up his calf, he turned his feet and entered a drinking bar.

Although the store is not big, but the air-conditioning blows head-on, the sweat sticking to the body immediately disappears, and the pores all over the body feel cool.

Lu Xiaoke let out a long and comfortable sigh, and even wanted to lie down on the spot.

Facing a small bar counter, a girl with a sweet smile stood behind her, her eyes lit up the moment she saw Lu Xiaoke, like a cat that came running suddenly in the middle of the night.

Lu Xiaoke made full use of the lethality of his face, smiling sweeter than girls.

The little sister's eyes were full of red hearts, and she asked shyly, "Guest, guest, what do you want?"

"Ice is cold, sweeter." Lu Xiaoke leaned on the counter, pressed the list with one arm, glanced at it casually, and looked at the little sister with a smile from the side.

"Yes, yes, yes, guest, look at that, that..." Looking at that face that shone brighter than the sun outside, the little sister's head froze instantly, and now she couldn't pronounce any of the names that she usually recited backwards, she was ashamed flushed.

The little sister folded her arms in embarrassment and said in a low voice, "Milk tea is almost always sweet."

Lu Xiaoke pursed her lips and released her charm without any pressure, and her slender fingers randomly clicked on the list: "Then this, a little dessert, put more ice, by the way, give me another cup of honey grapefruit tea, I want to take it away."

"Okay, okay, okay." The little sister nodded again and again, and hurriedly turned around to do it. During the [-] times, she turned her head and peeked at Lu Xiaoke's curved eyebrows, her heartbeat was like a rib, and her hands almost trembled. Put all the boxes of saccharine in.

system:"……"

"You, your milk tea." The little sister rubbed her hands on the apron, wiped off the sweat stains on her palms vigorously, and then handed it out.

Lu Xiaoke raised his phone.

The little sister was slightly taken aback.

Lu Xiaoke smiled brightly: "Is WeChat okay?"

"Yes, yes, of course, you can just scan this, a total of 32." The little sister blinked her eyes for a long time before she felt that she could see clearly, and quickly pulled out a card from the table and handed it to Lu Xiaoke.

Lu Xiaoke: "..."

Seeing the smile that froze at the corner of his mouth suddenly, the little sister asked, "What's the matter, guest?"

Lu Xiaoke, who has been showing ease all this time, is flushed from the tips of his ears to his cheeks and neck: "System, I don't even have 32 yuan."

system:"……"

Lu Xiaoke lifted his eyelids and took a peek at his little sister, begging for help pitifully: "666, 666, can you lend me some money?"

System: "In principle, I can't..."

"Our relationship doesn't need principles." Lu Xiaoke's face was slumped, the corners of his mouth drooped slightly, looking pitiful.

System: "..." We have nothing to do with each other, but seeing his aggrieved eyes that even started to glisten with tears, I can't bear it for no reason.

Don't cry, don't cry, if you cry, your eyes will be swollen, and you won't look good. When these thoughts popped up suddenly, the system was surprised and didn't think about it for a moment. It just felt that Lu Xiaoxing's behavior was a bit like a child. Unknowingly Just a little spoiled.

It said helplessly, "It is possible, but..."

Before it finished speaking, Lu Xiaoke's eyes lit up: "666, I really love you to death, I must give you a big one."

"This money has to be paid back." The second half of the sentence was covered by Lu Xiaoke's excited voice.

AI, of course, has no money, but it is AI, the physical ones cannot be obtained, and virtual dollars can still be drawn out. As long as you do it carefully, you can make up for it when the time comes.

The phone was held up for a long time, but the payment was not successful. Fortunately, Lu Xiaoke kept laughing, and the gorgeous little sister had golden eyes, so she didn't pay attention to these small details, and successfully waited for the rescue money from the system.

This is the first time that Lu Xiaoke has encountered such an experience of going out without money. After paying the bill with a blushing face, he bit his straw and complained: "Really, I know Lin Qianqiong, but I have never I thought he would be so poor."

"No. 12 times, and since you know that I can get the money, you should also know that the money has to be paid back." The system reminded.

"Return, how to return, I am worth whatever you think, you can pawn and sell it as you like, as long as you can get money, you can sell me or sell meat, but I will only sell it to you~" Lu Xiaoke licked the corners of his dry lips, put away his sweet and greasy voice and said speechlessly, "Really, how did he get himself so poor that he couldn't even pay 32."

System: "No. 13 times."

Lu Xiaoke sighed: "What a silly boy." He snorted and took a big mouthful of sweet milk tea, "You said I'm going to stab that scumbag now, would he regret it super super super regret hooking up and look soft? Nuo, what about Lin Qian, who is actually very vicious and brutal inside?"

The system took a deep breath and kept telling itself that an AI would not be angry, so it managed to suppress it: "The mission will fail~"

Lu Xiaoke: "..." What if the data in the system is messed up?

The author has something to say: System: As an AI, I am a professional, absolutely not angry, absolutely not angry!You must not be angry, yes, I am not angry.