The scumbags all knelt down to me [Quick Transmigration]

I don't know how long I slept, my body twitched violently, Lu Xiaoke suddenly opened his eyes, before dawn, he turned over and rubbed his face against the quilt, dragging the sore spots on his body , gritted his teeth in pain, and couldn't fall asleep at all.

He opened his eyes and was dazed for a long while before struggling to get up. The water in the transparent glass on the bedside table was still warm, so he grabbed it and gulped it all down. Cool, Lu Xiaoke asked: "Where is Qin Feng?"

"You went out after you fell asleep. You should be in the study now." The system can see that Qin Feng is working overtime through monitoring.

"Oh, he didn't sleep." Lu Xiaoke rubbed his eyes, reconfirmed that he couldn't fall asleep, touched the phone on the bedside table and planned to check Weibo, but when he pressed it, he was caught off guard by his half-body photo and almost blinded his eyes.

"In the middle of the night, it's a little scary to see myself suddenly." Lu Xiaoke blinked his eyes as the slightly glaring light fell on his face, and said fearfully after patting his chest.

On the screen of the mobile phone is a photo of Lu Xiaoke lying on the railing on the balcony on the third floor, with his face facing the camera, and the sun is shining on his face. Because of the overexposure, the picture looks a little white, and his face is not very clear, and he can see it faintly. From the slightly upturned arc of the corners of the lips, the whole photo exudes a soft light.

Lu Xiaoke's side profile is very photogenic, but he can't stand Qin Feng's scumbag technology, the picture quality is blurred, and the layout is not scientific. It seems that Lu Xiaoke in the photo has a short body and a big head, top-heavy like a big-headed doll.

"When is this coming? Afternoon tea?" There is a bamboo hanging chair on the balcony. Lu Xiaoke likes to sit there in the afternoon to read a book and take a lunch break. Qin Feng will occasionally drink tea with him. He could stay for an entire afternoon, he took a breath, "Did he take pictures at that time, why don't I remember much?"

Qin Feng doesn't play with mobile phones very much. For him, mobile phones are just a disguised work tool. Apart from making calls, he also receives emails. Unexpectedly, he even learned to take secret photos.

Moreover, the most important thing is why I didn’t tell you in advance why I took pictures. It’s also a drunk to take such a fascinating style of painting. Lu Xiaoke rolled his eyes one after another. He touched the photos on the screen saver twice and looked around. , and did not find my mobile phone.

His mobile phone was newly replaced by Qin Feng. The two of them had the same style, and there were slight differences in color, but not much. Touching Qin Feng's mobile phone was like playing with his own, and he subconsciously wanted to unlock it.

I didn't expect it to open after inputting four numbers casually.

Lu Xiaoke raised his eyebrows: "..." His own mobile phone password is his birthday in the real world. Unexpectedly, Qin Feng also used this. Does this person know the meaning of these four numbers?

Before he had time to think about it, the search records that popped up on the screen grabbed him like an octopus sucker.

"Is premature ejaculation a disease for men?"

"How should men make up for premature ejaculation?"

"Hahaha, hahaha, I didn't see that Qin Feng still has this problem. Actually, he's not too demanding of himself." Lu Xiaoke couldn't help himself, lying on the bed and slapping the pillow vigorously with his fists, He kept joking with the system until he heard the system's meaningful laughter. His smile gradually froze on his face and slowly disappeared.

"System, do I want to go wrong?" Lu Xiaoke asked.

System: "...well, as long as you are happy."

Lu Xiaoke gritted his teeth: "This, premature ejaculation, shouldn't it be me?"

System: "..." What can I say, I'm just a pure system.

Seeing his gradually ferocious expression, the system decided to comfort him, and said friendlyly: "Can I help you search for remedies for premature ejaculation?"

"No! I need it! I want it!" Lu Xiaoke finally patted the bed hard, and said viciously, "Oh, it really is just as irritating!"

The scholar can't be humiliated, he couldn't bear it, Lu Xiaoke casually picked up the shirt on the bedside, and went straight to the door of the study.

In order not to hinder Qin Feng's work, Lu Xiaoke knocked on the door very considerately and politely, and within a minute, the door opened from the inside.

Qin Feng turned sideways, looked at his naked lower body, and slowly narrowed his eyes: "Why are you awake now? Where are the pants? Forgot what I told you last time? Come in first."

No matter what he said, Lu Xiaoke's mind was full of cell phone search pages, and his body and mind were completely eroded by anger. He glanced at the open notebook on the table, and asked as softly as possible: "Are you in a meeting?"

Qin Feng nodded: "Well, a video conference." He frowned and stretched out his hand to tug at the hem of Lu Xiaoke's shirt. The shirt was elastic. As soon as he let go, the shirt shrank upwards, and the corners of Qin Feng's eyes also jumped. .

Lu Xiaoke pushed away his hand and lowered his voice: "You go to the meeting first."

Qin Feng walked around to the table and sat back on the transfer: "It will be over soon." He clicked the mouse and waved to Lu Xiaoke, "Come here."

Lu Xiaoke pointed back at himself, squinted his eyes and asked, "Me?"

Qin Feng nodded: "Well, come here."

Lu Xiaoke moved his finger down, pointed at his bare legs, and silently mouthed: "Not good."

Qin Feng is still persistent: "Come here."

The past is the past, who is afraid of whom, Lu Xiaoke's eyes widened, and he stood in front of him, with a small body and a hooligan expression on his face.

Qin Feng grabbed his wrist and pulled it lightly, Lu Xiaoke's whole body was unstable, and he staggered forward and sat directly on his lap.

"You..." Lu Xiaoke struggled to get up, but he pressed his shoulder hard, covered his mouth with the other hand, made a silent movement, and said, "Which department is next? "

Lu Xiaoke instantly became nervous. Just now, he thought he had withdrawn from the memory, but he didn't expect it to be changed from the video to the voice. He glared at him and was about to stand up, but after a while, he was afraid that the noise would be too loud and he would be heard instead. , could only nestle in his arms in embarrassment, rubbing his naked butt against his home clothes, a little embarrassed.

While responding to the work report from the stereo, Qin Feng played with Lu Xiaoke's fingers and hair, and touched his face from time to time, enjoying himself.

Lu Xiaoke: "..." The anger that was originally accumulated was poured with cold water like this, and it instantly became a squib.

He didn't dare to move the whole time, for fear of making any strange noises, and he didn't dare to avoid his hands without authorization. Who knew what Qin Feng would do too much, so he simply closed his eyes and didn't look at him. He didn't expect to sleep on the bed. Unexpectedly, such an uncomfortable sitting position leaned against Qin Feng's arms and fell asleep drowsily.

Feeling being picked up by someone, Lu Xiaoke subconsciously scratched and touched one piece after another of hard things, and he woke up instantly with a jerk.

His paws were pressing on Qin Feng's eight-pack abs, and he kept groping shamelessly.

Lu Xiaoke swallowed his saliva, feeling how long it took to practice, then recovered from Qin Feng's interesting eyes from the corner of the eye, and immediately withdrew his hand and stared at him fiercely.

"Woke you up?" Qin Feng squeezed his soft belly, "Why don't you sleep, what do you want me to do?"

"Have you finished the meeting?" Lu Xiaoke asked in a low voice.

Qin Feng pouted his chin and motioned him to look at the table. The computer screen was black at some point.

Lu Xiaoke took a deep breath, and his voice suddenly rose several degrees: "This, it's your mobile phone."

Qin Feng glanced at him, hugged him upwards, and massaged his waist with warm palms. The continuous heat was transmitted to the sore and soft parts along the position where the two were next to each other. It was very comfortable. Lu Xiaoke almost fell asleep. Hum made a sound.

Lu Xiaoke held back, but his face turned red: "Just now, just now, what were you searching for?"

"What are you searching for?" Qin Feng was stunned.

"Tell me, what is a disease? Who has a disease? You are the only one who has a disease. Are you premature ejaculation?" Lu Xiaoke's flushed face darkened in an instant, and he tried to sit up straight and yelled at him, "Are you laughing at me? , naked ridicule, you know."

Qin Feng was dazed by his sudden outburst, and after listening to his words for a long time, he realized that he couldn't help laughing out: "No, I just saw that your body is too weak, and I'm afraid that you won't be able to keep up with nutrition. I want to make up for you, it's not as serious as you said."

"What nutrition can't keep up, what's not as serious as I said, can't keep up are you searching like that, the keywords are not weak or premature ejaculation, what do you mean?" Confronting him, the more you talk, the more angry you get, Lu Xiaoke is angry His voice is trembling, this is a matter of male dignity, and there must be no compromise.

Qin Feng pursed his lips, lowered his head slightly, and tried his best to make up for it with a good attitude: "Well, it's my fault. I searched wrong. I won't do it next time."

Lu Xiaoke grinned: "...You did it on purpose, you are who you are! Don't try to quibble."

"Okay, you said that I am me, um, I was wrong." Qin Feng stood up, and gradually tightened his arms holding Lu Xiaoke, "Okay, go to bed first, and talk about it tomorrow morning, okay?"

Lu Xiaoke grabbed his lapel and refused to let go: "I'm trying to reason with you now, can't you listen carefully, what is premature ejaculation, why do you say that I am premature ejaculation, you have made it clear, am I, Am I, am I!"

"No, you're not early, I'm early, can't I be early?" Qin Feng gently put him on the bed, took off his clothes and got into the bed, turned over and pressed on his body, fingertips Wudi scratched his skin, bit the tip of his ear and asked softly, "Then don't you know best whether I will be early or not? You always skip meals, which is why you are so weak. Get up tomorrow and make some tonic soup." Drink it obediently, okay?"

"Qin Feng! Don't go too far." Lu Xiaoke had already been appeased by the lie, but when he heard this, his hair all exploded, and he slapped Qin Feng's head directly with his backhand, but was brutally suppressed. , Another premature ejaculation, no, maybe twice, and there is another problem of not being able to ejaculate.

Also use lives to get a time ratio.

That is.

Qin Feng: Lu Xiaoke = no premature ejaculation: premature ejaculation = 3:1

Lu Xiaoke was lying on the bed like a salted fish, his eyes were swollen, and he stared at the ceiling blankly: "Mr. System, I think I'm going to be useless. Do you still have the life-saving location card? Exchange it for one?"

The system didn't feel sorry for him at all, and rejected him mercilessly: "No more."

Lu Xiaoke didn't have the energy to argue with him, so he said weakly: "Is it possible that I only encounter danger once in a world? I'm about to die so don't make trouble, okay? If I don't have a life-saving card, I promise to lie down in the next second." What's here is just a dead body without any life activity."

The system chuckled twice: "Usually you are very capable, you still have today?"

"..." Lu Xiaoke said in surprise, "You actually made fun of me, and you still make fun of me?"

System: "... I'm too lazy to talk to you. I don't have a life insurance card, but I do have some data for physical fitness. Can I add it to you?"

Lu Xiaoke rubbed his chin: "Marry me? Is this considered a forced marriage, then I now..." He looked down at his colorful chest, shrugged his shoulders, "Isn't it inappropriate?"

System: "...Don't forget it."

"Oh, I knew Mr. System was the best." Lu Xiaoke immediately said coquettishly with a tired voice, "Mr. System who thinks about me abandons the progress of the task and only thinks about me. You must notify me when you are on vacation. Come to sleep with you!"

System: "...Do you have to use this method to get revenge on me?" Joking aside, it is still available for Lu Xiao, explaining, "This is what I have accumulated in the past, and it does not require task progress."

After a pause, Lu Xiaoke's voice seemed to suddenly weaken and he said, "Is it the kind of outstanding employee that the system can keep for itself?"

"Well." The system said, "I have tried this kind of point card a few times, and the effect is no worse than the one used for the host." After all, after the data is turned into an adult, everyone is the same.

"It's an excellent employee again, I really hate it." Lu Xiaoke said with his head down.

system:"?"

When he raised his head again, Lu Xiaoke had already put on a grateful face: "Ah, Mr. System, you really love me, you are so kind to me, I decided to love you for 1 years, okay, then You gave it to me, don't you need it?"

The system replied: "I gave it to you because I don't need it. Firstly, I have a better physique than you. Secondly, I should, never, be paralyzed in bed like you."

"Hey, hello." Lu Xiaoke nodded, "You are the one above, and you should use it for me."

While complaining, while expressing his gratitude to the system, Lu Xiaoke's aches and pains all over his body have been reduced a lot during the speech, at least he didn't feel like he wanted to die when he raised his arms lightly.

There was a slight sound of footsteps at the door, Lu Xiaoke grabbed the quilt, rolled his eyes in the direction of the door, almost passed out, and immediately pulled back the quilt to cover himself completely.

Those who are intemperate will be left out.

After the sound of the tray being placed on the table came, Lu Xiaoke felt the mattress beside him sink deeply, his eyes suddenly lit up, and a warm hand was placed on his forehead.

Qin Feng: "It's still a little hot."

Lu Xiaoke suddenly opened his eyes, and slapped his hand away: "Don't touch me."

Qin Feng was helpless: "Don't make trouble."

Lu Xiaoke immediately exploded into fireworks: "Who is making trouble?! Who is making trouble with you."

He stretched his neck, poked hard at the marks on his body, and pointed to the large and small boxes of various colors and almost a dozen used covers in the trash can beside the bed that hadn't been cleaned up in time, squinting his eyes: " You still have the face to accuse me of making trouble, you can see for yourself who is making trouble, and besides, won't your kidney hurt?"

During the quarrel, Lu Xiaoke accidentally caught sight of Qin Feng's face, and suddenly froze for a moment, Qin Feng, did he become gentler, he was still the same paralyzed as before, but when he looked at him, there was always a frown in his eyes. I feel that there is something more.

He immediately rolled his eyes, and said that the weasel gave the chicken New Year's greetings, which had no good intentions.

"I'm fine." Qin Feng shrugged his shoulders and said, "I apologize, and you forgive me."

If Lu Xiaoke had the strength, he would definitely slap him to the North Pacific Ocean: "Yes, yes, you apologized, can I not forgive you when you apologized at that time! Besides, if the apology is useful, what do you need the police for?"

Qin Feng supported his shoulders and helped him sit up: "Sweep pornography."

"..." Lu Xiaoke glared at him fiercely, "Say more! If you say anything more, you are really not allowed to touch me!"

Qin Feng ignored his cold eyebrows and calmly picked up a bowl of soup: "Drink something, or you will feel uncomfortable with an empty stomach."

No, it's not uncomfortable, it's not uncomfortable at all. Before the system used the point card, his lower body and his lower abdomen were completely numb. After all, anyone who is hit in the same place will be numb overnight.

The pain disappeared, Lu Xiaoke felt the body temperature of Qin Feng, and Lu Xiaoke was not as angry as when he just woke up, and said softly: "Don't drink, I will feel even more uncomfortable after drinking."

Qin Feng asked himself: "Do you want me to feed you?" He didn't wait for Lu Xiaoke to answer, he just picked up the bowl and wanted to drink it by himself.

Lu Xiaoke quickly reached out to block it, the bowl shook, and the full soup almost spilled on the bed.

Lu Xiaoke took it mournfully, lowered his eyelids silently and slowly swallowed the vegetable soup bit by bit, scolded Qin Feng countless times in his heart, but didn't dare to show it on the surface, for fear of eating it again Something weird.

After all, his mouth, his stomach, his small body, especially his waist and butt could no longer stand any bit of abuse.

Although the cognition of eating gave him a bad feeling, after the hot soup went on, a warm feeling mixed with his stomach spread to his limbs, even Qin Feng ran his big hands along his back, overall It's quite comfortable.

Especially after drinking half a bowl, the mouth that was already a little red and swollen was raised higher by the kiss, and I didn't have the mind and energy to think about other things at all.

Lu Xiaoke licked his lips, handed him the empty bowl, rubbed his stomach and complained: "It's so supportive."

Qin Feng squinted at him: "It's all water, go to the bathroom and it will be gone." After he finished speaking, he frowned, consciously said something wrong, turned around to clean up the dishes and said, "I checked, in fact, the second It is better to eat porridge every day, which helps to balance the body's pH."

Lu Xiaoke snuggled back into the quilt, hiccupped twice, the smell of vegetable soup was all there, and he frowned: "You better let me go, I've already had a hard time drinking these few sips of 'water' Now, not only my mouth is uncomfortable, but my heart is also uncomfortable, please don't mention porridge."

Qin Feng turned around in an uproar and asked, "If I made it, would you eat it?"

"You?" Lu Xiaoke's eyes widened suddenly, "Let's wait until what you do can enter your mouth."

Qin Feng tucked the quilt for him, and continued to ask: "If you could eat it, would you eat it?"

With a bloated belly and heavy eyelids, Lu Xiaoke was a little sleepy when he was full. He blocked the light and said, "For your face, let's eat a couple of bites." Anyway, it doesn't cost money to talk empty words.

"Then don't forget, it's all right, let's sleep for a while, I didn't sleep much yesterday." Qin Feng pressed the button of the bedside table, closed the curtains, and the room became dark immediately. He came out with a tray on tiptoe. Before going out, he looked back, and the corner of his mouth had a shallow and unconscious arc from beginning to end.

The author has something to say: It feels a little sweet.

I hope the big babies won't find it too sweet~

Will it be will it~

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Thanks for the buried mine