Property division

Chen Yi ignored the drunk, calmly picked up the cup on the table, and sipped it carefully.

Du Weidong was still hanging on his neck, muttering, hiccupping while muttering, and the breath of alcohol sprayed directly onto Chen Yi's neck.

"Hi...what's so good about that scumbag Fu Yuanqiao? Didn't he just provide a little tadpole back then and pick up that stupid son of Tuanzi for nothing? Hiccup...how do you think I can't compare to him! Woo...I feel so bad Yes, I was the one who met Yongqiu first. I pretended so hard, hoping to create an image of a warm man. Damn, who knows that he can’t see my kindness. I feel like my kindness is being fed to the dog. , Feed the dog! Do you understand!" Du Weidong was almost completely drunk, mumbled and thumped Chen Yi's chest, and wiped his saliva on Chen Yi's clothes along the way.

Chen Yi drank calmly as before, and finally finished the glass, then looked down at Du Weidong who was sleeping soundly with his arms around his waist.

Finding the mask and putting it on, Chen Yi patted Du Weidong's face and shouted:

"Weidong, wake up, it's time to go back?"

Du Weidong didn't respond, Chen Yi patted him again, Du Weidong felt so annoyed, he slapped away the hands that scratched his face, twisted uneasily, and muttered:

"It's so annoying, I want to sleep!"

"Would you like to sleep when you get home?" Chen Yi bowed his head and tried to persuade him for a long time before Du Weidong reluctantly stood up under Chen Yi's drag, leaned on Chen Yi, and walked out of the bar.

It was still cold outside in the middle of the night. Since Du Weidong didn't cooperate well, he didn't put on the sweater, but put on the coat.Chen Yi was afraid that he would freeze him, so he stuffed him into the car. Only then did he realize that he had also drunk, and drunk driving was not allowed.

So he patted Du Weidong on the co-pilot and asked:

"Do you want me to find you a substitute driver and take you home?"

"Well... whatever you want..."

Chen Yi asked about Du Weidong's address, and then found a substitute driver. Because he was afraid that Du Weidong could not cook well by himself, he went with him.

It was a big night, so fortunately I went with him, otherwise, according to how drunk Du Weidong is now, he would definitely fall asleep at the door of the house.

When he arrived at the location, Chen Yi parked Du Weidong's car in the garage, then took out the key in Du Weidong's pocket to open the door, and sent him home.

He thought that Du Weidong would live with his parents, but he didn't expect that it was a house for one person, a simple family room with two bedrooms and one living room, warm and beautiful.It's a pity that it was too lonely. Chen Yi found a pair of Du Weidong's slippers from the shoe cabinet and put them on, then dragged the drunk lying on him to the bed in the bedroom.

He turned on the air conditioner, helped him cover the quilt, and then went to the kitchen to see if there were water bottles and kettles. He was afraid that Du Weidong would wake up thirsty at night, so he boiled some water for him first.

Chen Yi was busy in the kitchen. He looked at Du Wei's refrigerator, and there were still some ingredients. It seemed that he still cooks at home.Since it's already late at night, he doesn't mind being late. Chen Yi, who is a good man at home, washes rice and cooks rice while boiling water. Then he finds some ingredients and prepares two dishes here. Tomorrow When Du Weidong got up and was hungry, he could eat hot.

As soon as the boiled water was poured into the water bottle, there was a bang on the closed kitchen door. Chen Yi was startled for a moment. There was a big face printed on the frosted glass kitchen door. After careful identification, it was Du Weidong?Isn't he in bed?Chen Yi hurried to open the door, and Du Weidong, who was lying on the door drunk, fell into Chen Yi's arms.

Chen Yi supported him, but Du Weidong ungratefully pushed him away and walked into the kitchen.

When he walked to the pool, he stared at the soaking vegetables in a daze.

After being in a daze for three seconds, he laughed.Then he started to untie his trouser belt, saying as he untied it:

"It's really weird, how can there be green poop in my toilet."

As he said that, he took out his own bird and prepared to urinate in the vegetable sink.

When Chen Yi saw it, he quickly pulled the man over, then exited the kitchen, turned a corner, opened the toilet door, and stuffed the man in.

Fue, I really drank too much, I can't even tell the difference between the toilet and the sink.If he wasn't here tonight, Du Weidong would have started to solve the problem by facing the pool just now?Thinking of that scene, Chen Yi couldn't help but twitch his mouth.

Standing at the door of the bathroom for a long time without hearing any movement inside, Chen Yi knocked on the door worriedly and asked:

"Weidong, have you gone to the toilet yet?"

There was still no sound inside.Chen Yi opened the toilet door, okay!Du Weidong has fallen asleep with his arms around the toilet, his trousers are still open, and the bird inside is still exposed.

Chen Yi walked over with a dark face and pulled the man up from the ground. It's no wonder he didn't catch a cold.Unexpectedly, the man woke up just after pulling him up, and stared at him for a long time with his eyes open, before suddenly realizing:

"I'm going to shush."

Then he turned around and started shushing towards the toilet. After shushing, the bird didn't stuff it back, and walked back to the room calmly and crookedly under Chen Yi's gaze.

Just for a moment, Chen Yi almost thought that this person was sober, he shook his head helplessly, pressed down the flush of the toilet, and then went back to work in the kitchen.

Finally everything was done, put the two cooked dishes into the insulated box, then unplug the electric pan, washed a clean cup and poured boiled water, and took the water bottle to Du Weidong's room together.

The light in the room was still on, Du Weidong was sleeping soundly with his pillow in his arms, and he was still babbling halfway, maybe he dreamed of something.Chen Yi put the water glass on the bedside table and helped Du Weidong cover the quilt. Just as the quilt was pulled open and covered Du Weidong, Du Weidong turned over suddenly as if he had eyes behind him, and then grabbed the hand of Chen Yi who was covering him with the quilt.

His eyes were wide open, and his pupils were black and full of energy, not at all like he had drunk too much.

Chen Yi felt guilty after being stared at for a while, but Du Weidong, who was looking at him, broke his mouth the next second, with an aggrieved expression:

"Yongqiu, since you rejected me, why do you still take care of me like this? You are so nice, I will misunderstand, woo woo woo..." As he spoke, he took Chen Yi's hand into his arms, and followed a Began to be hypocritical like a baby.

Well, this is really dizzy, I can't even tell who is from whom, mentally retarded!