dissatisfied [campus]

Jiang Yu didn't know where Jiang Jianzhong got the confidence to let him go out to play, anyway, he just came out in such a daze.

This party was organized by several class committees and teachers. The venue was set in a hot pot restaurant. They found a huge private room and set up six round tables. Men and women were separated, and each sat at three tables.

As soon as Jiang Yu arrived in the private room, Shi Yi dragged him to their table to play games.

"Everyone takes turns to say something they have done. If anyone on the scene has done the same thing, the speaker drinks; if no one has done the same thing, everyone except the speaker drinks... ..”

Shi Yi excitedly talked about the rules of the game with Jiang Gu, and Jiang Gu looked around, and saw that all the boys at the table had drank some alcohol, and all of them were red-faced, grinning to the back of their ears when they spoke.

Jiang Yu waved his hand and refused: "I won't play anymore..."

I don't really want to participate in such a childish game.

Shi Yi and the other boys coaxed and insisted on pulling Jiang to play, but Jiang was so entangled, he could only spread his hands and helplessly beg for mercy: "It's really not good, I don't know how to drink."

And he has never drank alcohol since he grew up.

Everyone booed and booed him, but Jiang Yu accepted it frankly with raised eyebrows.

"you--"

A warm breath came from his ear, like an electric current passing through his back, and Jiang Yu, who was caught off guard, was startled.

As soon as he tilted his head, Jiang Yi saw Xu Ji holding his wine glass and tilting his head to look at him.

Xu Ji also seemed to have drunk a lot, his ears were faintly red, but his eyes were unexpectedly clear, he leaned forward and leaned into Jiang Yu's ear, and said in a playful and soft voice: "You've already smoked, and you still don't know how to drink? "

Jiang Yu learned to smoke when he was in junior high school. At that time, he secretly smoked a few cigarettes in private, and chewed gum to get rid of the smell when he was done. It was clean and neat, and he would not be discovered.

If he secretly drank and passed out, Ms. Rong would have to skin him?

Before Jiang Ji could open his mouth, an inch-thick man on Xu Ji's left yelled, "Brother Ji, hurry up, it's up to you."

Xu Ji straightened up and looked at the crowd, then raised his hand to touch the back of the chair behind him, his tone was loose and lazy: "Let me think about it..."

"I once, 80 hours without sleep."

"Wow--"

"Brother Ji is really a man, full of energy!"

......

Everyone teased and talked about the colored waste, only Shi Yi knocked on the table impatiently: "Fuck it up, hurry up and drink it if you haven't done it!"

After playing a few rounds of games, the atmosphere gradually reached its climax, and the boys who had fun began to drink wine with the teachers blatantly.

The usually serious teacher-student relationship disappeared in the exchange of cups and cups, and everyone began to look for opportunities to "revenge" the teacher.

Among them, Yu Hang, the youngest male teacher, was the worst. He is only in his early thirties this year, and he teaches chemistry. He usually gets along with the students more casually. Fill him.

"Come, come, fill Brother Hang quickly."

Several people surrounded Yu Hang and poured him wine, and Yu Hang drank with everyone very readily.

When drinking in front of Shi Yi, Yu Hang was already a little tipsy. He pointed at Shi Yi and taught him a lesson: "Usually you are the most naughty kid, let me tell you, learn chemistry for me after the class is divided, don't worry about it." Then fill in the mathematical formula into the chemical reaction formula..."

Everyone burst into laughter when they heard the words, and Shi Yi also said with a playful smile, "Don't worry, I've selected the essays, and I will definitely not add obstacles to China's chemical industry in the future."

"Good boy!" Yu Hang clinked a glass with him, "Teacher wishes you a bright future and smooth sailing."

"Then I wish the teacher... the golden gun will never fall!"

As we all know, Yu Hang is the most coquettish of all the teachers. Not only is he still unmarried, but his girlfriend changes faster than his clothes.

"Damn it, brother Yi is absolutely dead, hahahaha..."

"This is good, this is good..."

......

The people around laughed so hard that Yu Hang slapped him on the head: "You brat!"

After finishing a round of drinking, Yu Hang suddenly cueed Jiang Yu.

"Hey, where's Jiang Yu?" The drunk Yu Hang asked in a daze, "Where did Jiang Yu go? Why didn't you see him?"

"Where is the brother--!"

Jiang Yu, who was avoiding him, was caught and revealed himself, and a group of people led Yu Hang to surround him.

"Come here, come here, Jiang Yu, have a drink with the teacher." Yu Hang held the wine glass in one hand, and put his arm around Jiang Yu's shoulders with the other, "Are you tough enough, kid? You got 0 points in the biology test this time, and the biology teacher didn't even Come to the party!"

Someone next to him stuffed the wine glass into Jiang's hand, and Jiang's was a little at a loss: "No, teacher, I don't know how to drink."

Xu Ji sat by and watched the show, the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously.

"Hey, why don't you drink one, bro!" Shi Yi also came over to join in the fun, and he directly picked up the wine bottle and brought it to Jiang Yi's mouth, "It's nothing to drink! You won't get drunk!"

"That's right! Have a drink, Jiang Yu!"

"Jiang Yi, drink quickly! You can't help Brother Hang, right?"

"If it's a man, don't ink it, drink it quickly..."

......

Just now, Jiang Yu was not allowed to drink wine, but now he is making a fuss in the name of the teacher. In the end, Jiang Yu had no choice but to take the wine bottle in Shi Yi's hand.

The cold beer slid all the way to the stomach, Jiang Yu couldn't help frowning at the raw and cold touch.

bitter.

too bitter.

Jiang Yu's facial features were all twisted together.

There were people around who pushed Jiang Gu's wine bottle and didn't let him go. They didn't let him go with a smile until they stared at him and drank most of the bottle of beer.

A bunch of people ran to the girl's table to make a fuss, and Shi Yi also dragged Xu Ji to have a drink with a few buddies.

Jiang Yu didn't seem to respond, so he sat back quietly by himself.

Half an hour later, when Xu Ji came back to look for Jiang Yu, he found that Jiang Yu got a pen from nowhere and was writing and drawing on a piece of toilet paper.

"Hey——" Xu Ji pushed him, "What are you doing?"

Without raising his head, Jiang Yu said, "Let me ask you, it is known that the vertex of parabola C is at the origin, and F(1/2, 0) is the focus, what is the equation of C?"

Xu Ji: "..."

He didn't hear the answer, Jiang Yu raised his head and looked at him dissatisfied: "What are you doing to eat! You can't even answer such a simple question?!"

Uh......

The logic is still clear, but the flushed cheeks and the big tongue that can't speak clearly...

Are you drunk?

No way, will you be drunk after drinking so little?

"Come here!" Jiang Yu dragged Xu Ji to sit next to him without any explanation, "The known function F(x)=ax+lnx, if F(x) is in the interval..."

Absolutely.

Xu Ji has seen people go berserk when drunk, and sleep like a pig when drunk, but this is the first time he has seen someone...do math problems while drunk.

Xueba is really extraordinary.

Seeing Jiang Yu obediently leaning over the desk with a pen, Xu Ji stepped forward and pulled him up.

"Hey--?"

Xu Ji stretched out two fingers and waved in front of his eyes, "Do you still recognize who I am?"

"Of course I do."

Jiang Yu nodded awkwardly, raised his face and smirked at him.

In the next second, the ferocious expression changed seamlessly, and he slapped Xu Ji on the head——

"Xu Ji, you stinking idiot, next time I'm going to knock on my desk again, I'm going to piss you off."

Xu Ji: "..."

Hold?

His head was forced to one side, even humming a little.

The author has something to say: Jiang Yu: What are you so arrogant about!

Xu Ji:?

----Broken mouth dividing line----

1. My classmate's classmate can really do math problems when he's drunk, and he's still a high-level one!

2. Today is the humble end of being tortured by my aunt. I passed by and asked for a wave of collections~