dissatisfied [campus]

At eight o'clock in the morning, the morning sun shines in through the window... What a wonderful day, another wonderful day for homework.

In a blink of an eye, Xu Ji has already lived in Jiang Yu's house for six days, but he feels as if six years have passed...

For the first time in his life, he hoped that Xu Bin could come back soon.

Jiang Yu and Xu Ji were sitting side by side, Xu Ji propped his head up and scratched the paper in his hand, half asleep and half awake.

"Hey," Jiang Yu leaned over to look him at the same level, and asked curiously, "What were you and Ms. Rong doing there last night?"

Last night, Jiang Yu got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and when he left the room, he saw Rong Xiaoying standing guard at the door of the study and said something, and then Xu Ji opened the door with a gloomy expression...

At that time, Jiang Yu was so sleepy that he raised his eyelids and looked at his watch with the only consciousness he had - 02:30 in the morning.

Mentioning this, Xu Ji regained his energy all of a sudden. He took a breath and was about to speak, but then closed his mouth after a pause, with the expression on his face as if he was constipated.

"Why..." After holding back for a long time, Xu Ji gritted his teeth and asked with a frown, "Why does your mother go to my room every night to take a look?"

Oh, this one.

"It's normal," Jiang Yu said casually, "When I was in elementary school, I was addicted to reading horror novels, and I would burn the lamp to read them every night, and then Ms. Rong would come into my room in the dark to see if I had stayed up late. Later, I was forced to hide under the blanket with a flashlight to read, but Ms. Rong actually inferred my reading speed based on the new and old textures of the books on my bookshelf, and she finally caught me..."

Xu Ji: "..."

Is this fucking detective drama?

"Actually, now my mom occasionally visits my room after getting up and going to the bathroom at night, but not as often as when I was a child, alas... same world, same mom, my classmates used to be addicted to playing games, fuck The first thing to do after work every day is to touch the temperature of the mainframe of the computer..." As he spoke, Jiang Yi sighed leisurely, "These mothers are all like detectives, could it be that your mother—"

Jiang Yu paused, and abruptly stopped the car: "Don't you realize it soon..."

What the fuck am I talking about?

Hearing Jiang Yu's stiff tone and unskilled changing the subject, Xu Ji sneered and didn't speak.

Jiang Yu coughed lightly, and said as if nothing had happened: "I see that the light in your room has been on in the middle of the night, have you stayed up late? I tell you, if you stay up late, Ms. Rong will definitely not let you go... ..”

"No..." Xu Ji cleared his throat, and said somewhat unnaturally, "I just... used to turn on the light when I sleep at night..."

"Sleep with the light on? Why?" Jiang Yu seemed to have discovered a new world, his eyes were bright, "Are you afraid of the dark?"

"..."

"Aren't you? You are such a big person, but you are still afraid of the dark?"

"..."

"Come on, don't keep silent? Tell me—"

Before the words were finished, Ms. Rong's loud voice came from the balcony: "Dabao, your mother SpongeBob has washed it for you! You sleep with her every day, and the doll's clothes are all unthreaded..."

Jiang Yu: "..."

If there was a crack in the ground in front of him, he would definitely slip into it without hesitation.

Jiang Yu has a habit of lying on his side when sleeping, and sleeping on his side with something in his arms. SpongeBob SquarePants and other body pillows were bought for him by Ms. Rong when he was in elementary school, and he has been using them until now.

Seeing Jiang Yu petrified, Xu Ji clenched his fists and covered his lips.

"What a joke!" Jiang Mi glared at him, and said viciously, "Have you ever seen someone sleeping with something in their arms?"

"Jiang--"

Xu Ji supported the table and turned his head to look at Jiang Yu. The black line tattooed on his neck extended all the way to his slightly exposed collarbone, and the expression on his face was extremely serious: "Hello mother."

???

Jiang Yu pointed at himself in disbelief: "My mother?"

This person with pierced ears and tattoos is qualified to call him his mother?

Seeing Xu Ji smiling without saying a word, Jiang Yu gritted his teeth: "Your mother!"

As soon as the words fell, Ms. Rong's loud voice came again: "Dabao, are the underwear you just changed last night on the chair? Do you need mom to wash it for you..."

Jiang Yu: "..."

I fucked!

Can I still leave a pair of underpants?

In matters such as embarrassing Jiang Yu, if Ms. Rong said she was second, no one would dare to be number one.

Xu Ji couldn't help laughing, his shoulders kept trembling, and his whole body arched down.

Looking at someone shaking like a sieve in front of him, Jiang Yu silently got up to wash his underwear.

It was time for lunch again, and Rong Xiaoying cooked a large table of dishes as usual.

"Come on, eat some celery." Rong Xiaoying picked up chopsticks of celery for Jiang Yu and Xu Ji each, "It's been hot recently, eat some celery to cool off the heat."

Xu Ji frowned, he always hated eating celery.

"No, I don't like—"

Before he could utter the word 'Huan', someone suddenly stuffed a chopstick of celery into his mouth.

The sour, bitter, bitter taste of celery instantly filled the taste buds and nasal cavity, Xu Ji frowned, subconsciously wanting to spit it out.

"Don't spit!" Jiang Yu grabbed his shoulders and whispered in his ear, "If you don't want to see celery in the next week, swallow it."

Xu Ji glanced at Jiang Yu, and the other party's warning expression was serious and serious. Although he didn't understand why, Xu Ji still held back and swallowed.

Seeing Xu Ji's expression of eating shit, Jiang Yu couldn't help but bend his eyes.

Rong Xiaoying looked at Xu Ji with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "How is it? Is the food Auntie cooks delicious?"

Jiang Yu kicked Xu Ji, Xu Ji forced a smile: "...delicious."

After eating, Rong Xiaoying took the bowls and chopsticks to the kitchen to wash the dishes, Xu Ji immediately kicked Jiang Yu, and sneered, "You better explain it to me..."

God damn it, when I open my mouth now, it smells like celery.

"Don't worry, you still have to thank me," Jiang Yu stretched out his hand to support his chin, as if he was going to tell a story, "I used to have a cousin from a relative who came to live at home, have you seen Mrs. Sister? It’s about the same as yours.”

Xu Ji: "..." Damn it.

"The little girl is not very old, and the typical only child is spoiled at home. When she came, she looked like a social lady, but when she left, she became like me," Jiang Yi pointed to himself, "It's like returning to the factory and rebuilding."

Xu Ji: "..."

Seeing Xu Ji's silent expression, Jiang Yu was afraid that he didn't realize the seriousness of the problem: "For example, my cousin said she didn't like tomatoes, and then my mother wanted to eat tomatoes in the next week. I tried my best to put tomatoes in all the dishes in order to correct her bad habit of being a picky eater...Since then, my cousin never came to my house again."

Xu Ji finally spoke: "Toxic..."

Jiang Yu nodded in agreement.

"But the problem is..." Xu Ji turned his head to look at him, "Why are you so kind all of a sudden?"

According to Jiang Yu's performance in the past few days, every time Rong Xiaoying tortured Xu Ji, he should just stay aside and not be afraid of getting into trouble, right?How could he take the initiative to help him avoid lightning?

Jiang Yu raised his eyebrows, and said with a matter of course: "Because I don't like eating celery either."

Xu Ji: "..."

Xu Ji looked at Jiang Yu with complicated eyes, with mixed feelings in his heart: "I know, you are using me as your shield, right? Just to distract your mother for you?"

"I heard that your father forced you to choose between going on a business trip with him or living in my house, but you chose to live in my house..." Jiang Yu sighed regretfully, "If I You, I wouldn't be so stupid."

In the past few days, Xu Ji's routine of life and rest has been horrible, and he can't stand it anymore.

After dinner, Jiang Yu and Xu Ji were pushed to the desk by Rong Xiaoying before the food in their stomachs had time to digest.

Day after day is eating, sleeping, and doing homework.

Damn it, if Xu Bin wants to see him like this, he won't be so happy that his ancestral grave will smoke.

Thinking of this, the phone in Xu Ji's pocket suddenly rang, and as soon as he took out the phone, he saw the WeChat message Shi Yi had sent him.

[Eleventh]: Brother Ji, are you busy cultivating immortals recently?Why can't I even see the shadow of a person?

【He】: If you fart, let it go.

[Eleventh]: What can I do, that is, Gao Yu and I have formed a game. These days, we are playing black and white in Internet cafes. Do you come to play when you have time?

[Eleventh]: By the way, aren't you staying at brother Ji's house recently? Call him too!

Speaking of which, Xu Ji hasn't gone out to play for several days, and this holiday, which is as light as boiled water, is really fucking boring.

"Hey," Xu Ji called out to Jiang Yi, "I'll go to the Internet cafe to find Shi Yi and them to play games, do you want to go?"

Jiang Yu, who was doing a physics paper, paused his pen, looked up at Xu Ji, and snorted coldly: "Xu Ji, do you know the difference between humans and animals?"

Xu Ji: "???"

Jiang Yu: "Being human, have you ever seriously thought about the meaning of our life in this world?"

Xu Ji: "..."

Jiang Yu: "Do you know what a plaything is—"

Before he finished speaking, Xu Ji tapped the table with his mobile phone: "Stop! You are fucking enough! Go and give me a word, full of nonsense."

"Heh——" Jiang Yu looked down at his paper again, "If you can always go out, go by yourself."

As soon as Jiang Yu finished speaking, Rong Xiaoying walked in with her mobile phone: "Dabao, your father is calling, you can tell him a few words..."

With that said, Rong Xiaoying stuffed the mobile phone into Jiang Yu's hand, then took the mobile phone from Xu Ji's hand and put it aside, the movements were natural and smooth as if they had been rehearsed in advance.

"Auntie, I—"

Just as Xu Ji was about to speak, Rong Xiaoying picked up the paper in front of him: "Not bad, Xiao Ji, have you finished all the multiple-choice questions? Come on, let's check the answers first, and see if today is any better than yesterday... ..."

Rong Xiaoying picked up the red pen to check the answers for Xu Ji, acting like a teacher who judged the papers, and told Xu Ji a few simple math problems while scratching, Xu Ji couldn't even get a word in for a while .

"Ah, I did this question wrong too. Let me take a look. This is a statistics question, Xiao Ji. This kind of question is not difficult. Don't be careless next time..."

Xu Ji: "..."

Jiang Yu came to the living room with his mobile phone, and Jiang Jianzhong's drunken voice came over: "Dabao, how are you doing recently? Are you getting along with Xu Ji?"

"That's it."

Jiang Yu glanced at the study room, and Xu Jizheng watched Rong Xiaoying pointing the mountains and rivers on the paper with unrequited love.

He couldn't help pouting, and added in a low voice, "Anyway, Ms. Rong is mainly getting along with him..."

After drinking, his mind was not very bright, Jiang Jianzhong also paid attention to what Jiang Yu said, and said to himself: "That's good, that's good, Dabao, let me tell you, it's really profitable to come out with Xu Dong this time. ... Xu Dong is really good to his son..."

As he said that, Jiang Jianzhong lowered his voice: "Son, Dad's future depends on you. Promise Dad one thing and help Xu Ji improve his grades. The higher the better... so that Dad can have more Lots of opportunities..."

Jiang Jianzhong's words didn't match the preamble, and it sounded like he was drunk.

Jiang Yu said in a perfunctory way: "Okay, I got it."

"Now that you know it, let's act..."

Jiang Yu had no idea that he had fallen into Jiang Jianzhong's trap.

"How about nominating one hundred students at the beginning of the school exam?"

"..."

Are you serious?