Forced to focus on daily life [Comprehensive English and American]

Yes, when the Jingfen system told Rosie in a clear and cold voice that she had to turn into the villain Night Witch every night to do something bad, Rosie still refused.

As a former bad girl who has been in Brooklyn for many years, Rosie believes that although she is not an absolute good person, she is still quite loyal. A female classmate learns the address of the fried chicken shop where she works a few years later, and she will come to eat fried chicken every day; another example is that after she beat her former boss into plastic surgery with a Beidou plastic punch, the female shop assistants in the coffee shop looked down on her As a hero in the female high school, she often organized a group to eat fried chicken at the fried chicken shop where she worked later...

…Although the owner of the fried chicken shop argues that there are so many beautiful girls visiting the fried chicken shop because his fried chicken is the best in Brooklyn.

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"How could I do such a thing?" Rosie, a bad girl smoking a cigarette in her heart, frowned and blowing out smoke rings, "Although I cursed and beat the principal, I was still a good girl, how could I do such a thing?" thing, no, I love New York, I love this city, and I'm not going to destroy her."

After three seconds of silence, the Jingfen system: "The host refuses the daily task and is about to die in ten seconds. Now the countdown starts, ten, nine, eight, seven..."

"..." The bad girl Rosie clicked her tongue, threw the cigarette butt, kicked her foot, clenched her fists, and her eyes were burning, "It's too aggressive, isn't it just doing bad things, I will."

The archangel of principle was finally overthrown by the little devil of survival.

After twelve o'clock that night, Rosie left through the window of the ward in her hospital gown, and transformed into the night witch that the Jingfen system said.It was deep winter in New York, and tall buildings with little lights were inserted into the dark blue night. If you look carefully, you can still see a few flakes of snow.

Although the Jingfen system said that the super villain was called the Night Witch, she didn't know that the Night Witch was a witch wearing a tube top skirt, fishnet stockings and high heels. She was shouting like the witch in "Harry Potter" Not the same, while shivering and adjusting his sitting posture on the rudimentary broom, and trying not to look down, so as not to find out that he is actually afraid of heights at this critical moment.

She rode a broom around Brooklyn, thinking of going to scare any unlucky guy, but she didn't expect to see the former boss who had been beaten into the plastic surgery department by her Beidou plastic punch. When she came out of the bar, she was still hugging a drunk woman. She also knew this woman. She used to work in the same coffee shop as her. She was also a subordinate of this man. She had an introverted personality and a very poor drinking capacity.

Rosie felt that no matter which parallel world the former boss was in, this old punch would be indispensable.

So she adjusted the direction of the broom, swooped down, and before the man could react, she giggled and circled around him, then punched him on the chin, and by the way, looked at him in surprise Then, with a lightning-fast hand speed, he tore off the man's clothes, and then flew away with a giggle.

Rosie felt that this was just a righteous act that evolved from a personal grievance, but she didn't expect that the system had already reminded her that the night mission had been successfully completed when she just flew into the sky.

Rosie, who originally thought that as a villain, she had to go to rob banks and blow up schools to summon aliens to attack New York, blinked her eyes after a brief daze, then turned around and flew towards the hospital.

She needs to sleep to calm down.

Although the night missions don't require robbing banks, blowing up schools and summoning aliens to attack New York, Rosie still hates night missions because she doesn't always find the girl who always likes to bring drunk girls home from bars in time. The former boss could only scare her with some unlucky guy, and this random unlucky guy would always make her meet the superheroes who wandered the streets late at night and swore to defend New York.

The first time she giggled strangely outside a house, scaring and crying a sleeping child, the child's parents jumped out of the window with a bow and arrow on their backs, chased her and shot fiercely.She ran desperately on a broom for a long time to escape, and even thought that she had become a qualified Quidditch player, only to realize later that she probably went to do bad things outside the window of Hawkeye's house.

The second time she approached a late-night racing party on a broom, and was about to make faces in the rearview mirror to scare others, but saw a cold and beautiful face in the mirror. After being shocked by the other party's appearance for two seconds, she , the red-haired beauty suddenly braked sharply, put one foot on the ground to support the motorcycle, quickly drew out the gun with one hand and pointed it at her, and said coldly: "Who are you?"

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After Rosie fled, she felt that the night mission of the Jingfen system was really one of the most difficult in the world. Whether she did it or not, she felt like she was on the verge of death.

So before setting out for the night mission, she smoked a cigarette vigorously, and prayed that all the members of the Avengers would be dragged by Director Fury to a group blind date on this day, and there was no time for her.

But reality told her that it was not unreasonable for all members of the Avengers to be single.

From last winter to September of this year, in her daily life of tracking down her former boss and avoiding superheroes, she can be considered to have mixed up the name "Night Witch" in New York.

Although the "Night Witch" is not like other villains who make the people of New York fight against each other when they hear their name, it is notoriously difficult among all the villains that haunt New York.

First of all, she only appears at night, always when you have fallen asleep, or on the way home in a drowsy state, when you suddenly hear a few weird giggles, or a pair of hands slapped on your shoulder suddenly, at this time , whether it is Megan Fox or Vin Diesel in your dream, you have to be so scared that your mind goes blank and your throat only screams.

Secondly, she never entangled with people, and ran away on a broom when she did bad things, and no one could catch up with her. It is said that the black widow once chased her for two hours on a motorcycle, but still failed to catch her.

In the end, her fists seemed to have been given some kind of superpower. As long as she was punched by her, she would have to go to the plastic surgery for a few days. Either the bridge of the nose was broken or the jaw was crooked. It is said that there was a girl she was targeting The unlucky guy reported to the plastic surgery three times in a month.

All in all, the Night Witch is like an urban legend in New York. Those who have seen her shake their heads and sigh, while those who have never seen her are eager to try. There are also topics related to the Night Witch on Twitter, and some young people even formed a Night Witch In the support club, upload the photos or videos of the night witch taken by passers-by on time.

These were originally small troubles on the Internet. Rosie knew nothing about it. All the changes happened a few days ago. She accidentally saw the mayor of New York lying on the chair at the press conference. As a cat, I decided to have a little fun for myself while doing night missions.

So, four days ago, she sneaked into the mayor's mansion and sent the mayor's bodyguards to the plastic surgery department; while sending the mayor's second bodyguards to the plastic surgery department three days ago, she also masturbated the mayor's cat; Two days ago, she sent the mayor's third batch of bodyguards to the plastic surgery department. After searching for a long time, she couldn't find the mayor's fat and short hair, and shaved the mayor's hair; one day ago, she again Sneaking into the mayor's house, she found a strong man wearing a blue tights and holding a round shield among the mayor's bodyguards, so she hurriedly withdrew and hurriedly removed the sewer manhole cover in front of the mayor's house to hand in the day's night task , Then ran all the way home.

Then shrank under the blanket and shivered.

The bizarre adventure of the mayor's mansion of the Night Witch has attracted the attention of the media, so from the first day, both newspapers and TV have used a lot of space to report this series of events. The bare-headed mayor hugged his A British Shorthair reprimands the Night Witch on TV, with a serious expression and an angry tone.

And it was the traditional media and social network's overwhelming reports on the Night Witch in the past few days that let Rosie know that she had a support club on the Internet. It was funny, but also a little curious, so she went out to do night missions this day. I also brought my mobile phone with me when I was in bed, so that when I was waiting for the target person to appear, I could pass the time by swiping the photos and videos of the "Night Witch Support Club" account.

Yes, because Rosie decided to keep a low profile after she provoked Captain America in the Mayor's Mansion's Bizarre Adventure a few days ago, so she greeted two teenagers who were having a barbecue in the yard of the Osborn's house next door, and then slipped out of the window , decided to look for the one known online as "the unlucky guy who reported to the plastic surgery three times in a row in a month", that is, her former boss.

Rosie flew over the nightclub that her former boss used to hang out familiarly, and she could already hear the rumbling music of the nightclub after a long distance, because she would come here twice every night, so even though she never I haven't been to a nightclub, so I almost listened to the song list of this nightclub dj.

She parked the broom in mid-air, with one leg crossed over the other, her feet swaying gently to the sound of the music, supporting the broom with one hand, and swiping photos on the account "Night Witch Support Association" with her mobile phone in the other hand.

Most of these photos were taken by passers-by. The photos were taken in various places and the quality of the photos was uneven, but no matter how weird the photos were, there were still a bunch of people in the comments saying "I want to be trampled to death by the high heels of the night witch", and some even said " Night Witch! Can you give me a spank and fix my jaw?".

Rosie: "..."

Rosie flipped through for a while, and heard a familiar laughter amidst the loud music. She looked down and saw the former boss in a suit and leather shoes helping a little girl who seemed not sober to walk out of the nightclub. The gauze on his face hadn't been removed, but it didn't affect his greasy face showing an extremely wretched expression.

While helping the little girl down the stairs, he took out the car keys from his suit trousers pocket, and at this moment, Rosie had already stuffed her mobile phone back into her pocket, adjusted the direction of the broom, and then swooped down sharply.

Just when her fist was about to make intimate contact with the gauze-wrapped chin of her former boss, she only felt a very slight sound of wind coming from her ears. In the night witch state, her reaction speed was astonishing. She immediately hugged the broom tightly and rolled over. She walked around and dodged the thing that was attacking her. At the same time, she also glanced back. When she saw the golden round shield that had been embedded in the stone pillar at the entrance of the nightclub, she only felt that her back With a chill on his back, he adjusted the direction of the broom and flew into the air.

I ran into Captain America when I was doing bad things for two consecutive days, and I don’t know if I really missed it.

The day's nighttime task ended with removing the manhole cover at the door of the former boss's house.

After throwing the manhole cover into the garage of her former boss's house, Rosie put the broom under the fence, exhaled against the fence, then frowned and shook her head. The two-day manhole cover really feels like falling from heaven to the concrete floor of the world.

She shook her head, and wanted to take out her phone and swipe "Night Witch Support Club", but it was in vain.

Her eyes widened suddenly.

Her cell phone is gone.

The author has something to say: it's late today orz

Sorry.

In fact, I haven't thought about cp yet, everyone can make bold guesses~