Forced to focus on daily life [Comprehensive English and American]

It was night, and it was still the slightly chilly breeze in early autumn. The powerful rhythm of the nightclub opposite could be heard far away. Rosie brushed her hair from her sideburns behind her ears, turned her face slightly, and looked at Spider-Man Peter.

She always felt that this scene was very familiar, and after thinking about it carefully, she remembered that a few days ago, it was also such a windy night, she sat on the edge of the roof, drank a little red wine as a night witch, and then She vomited bitterness to Spider-Man who suddenly appeared, and she couldn't remember what she said. Anyway, after she sobered up, she found that Spider-Man had put on the night witch a "secret love for Rosie Mathers". "hat of.

This time Rosie didn't drink, so she played 12 points of caution, looked at Spider-Man cautiously, and quietly moved to the other side. Before she could speak, she heard Spider-Man over there say: " I know you're squatting here trying to put that guy in plastic surgery again, right? I don't really know why you keep getting along with that guy, but why bother, it's not a bad thing, but why it has to Go find him trouble."

Rosie, who thought that Spider-Man would chatter for several hours, "Don't do this if you have a crush on Miss Mathers", was stunned, and imitated his posture, scratching her head, and then said, "I don't know." She said After that, he immediately made a pause gesture, "Please stop saying 'Miss Mathers will be sad if she finds out'."

What Spider-Man was about to utter was intercepted by her, so she had to cough twice and said, "It's true, all along, although you claimed to be a criminal, you were just a prankster. I always feel that if someone Guide you well, maybe you will change for the better, but obviously, I am not suitable for preaching..." He suddenly clenched his right fist and dropped the hammer on the palm of his left hand, "Captain America is the best! You can ask the captain to tell you! "

In Rosie's mind, a Steve with a whip in his hand, wearing glasses on the bridge of his nose, and dressed as a dean of students appeared in Rosie's mind. She only felt the hairs on her back stand upright, and shook her head hurriedly: "No, no, forget it, I think It's a pretty good life for mischief now."

"Isn't it good to be a good person?" Spider-Man tilted his head and asked back.

Rosie was categorical: "No, I just want to be a bad guy."

As soon as she finished speaking, she immediately had an ominous premonition. Sure enough, the next moment, Spider-Man blurted out: "Miss Mathers will be very sad if you know that."

……

At this moment, Rosie just wanted to hold her forehead and have a good headache for a while in a corner where no one would bother her.

She gritted her teeth, let out a breath, and then looked at Spider-Man: "Why do you care so much about whether Miss Mathers will be sad?"

Spider-Man didn't answer fluently as usual, but stammered: "I...I..." He said "I" for a long time, and finally patted his thigh with some resignation, then raised his hand, and the spider silk came from him. The spider silk launcher between his wrists popped out, and he held the spider silk with both hands, before he even had time to say goodbye, he swung out from the rooftop like a swing, Rosie stared blankly at his back, at that moment, Inexplicably, a word popped up in her mind: run away.

She scratched the back of her head, squinted her eyes and shook her head. Before she had time to think about the mystery, she heard a familiar laughter. She turned her head and looked downstairs, and she saw the front man in a brown suit. Boss, he hasn't been beaten by Rosie for a long time, so there is no gauze on his face. At this time, he is talking to a tall girl standing at the door of the nightclub with a smile. Here comes a cigarette.

Rosie squinted her eyes, hooked her hands, and was standing by the side. The broom immediately flew up. She raised her hands and jumped directly from the roof. Then, she was firmly caught by the broom that flew quickly. She sat sideways He landed on the broom and patted the head of the wooden handle of the broom. The old man who had fought side by side with her for nearly a year immediately understood her intentions and swooped down towards the door of the nightclub. Raised high, held down his pointed witch hat, and let out the night witch's signature giggle.

The former boss who was about to pass the cigarette to the girl next to him heard the laughter, and the greasy and flattering smile on his face immediately froze. He raised his head and saw Rosie who was swooping towards him, and let out a short shriek. screamed, then immediately turned and ran away, while the girl who was about to take the cigarette cheered, took out her mobile phone from the pocket of her denim shorts, and pressed the shutter of the mobile phone facing Rosie.

Rosie didn't care about the girls cheering and taking pictures of her. She even said with a smile when passing by girls: "If you want to post on Twitter and ins, remember to post the one with the best shot."

The girl nodded heavily, and when she got the promise, she nodded in satisfaction, chased after her former boss, put down the hand holding the hat, clenched her fist, and aimed at the back of the fleeing figure.

When Rosie returned home, it was already two o'clock in the middle of the night. She changed back into her pink pajamas that Mrs. Mathers had bought herself, yawned, and then fell into the soft mattress .

Almost at the moment when her head touched the pillow, she felt a surge of drowsiness. She half-closed her eyes and touched the mobile phone on the bedside table. She was about to check whether the alarm clock was set, only to realize that "Boss 3 "A message was sent an hour ago. While yawning, she clicked on the message, thinking that the boss reminded herself that tomorrow is a working day again. However, after opening the dialog box, she only saw a picture. The picture is full of durians.

Rosie: "..."

This is a tasteful picture.

She exhaled and struggled to send a message back to her boss: "Boss, you have worked hard..."

... In the middle of the night, I still have to think about satisfying the unreasonable demands made by my secretary.

……Ha ha.

The next morning, Rosie was wearing a Versace professional suit purchased by Mrs. Mathers herself, and stepped on eight-centimeter high-heeled shoes. When Rosie walked out of the elevator car leading to the floor where the chairman's office is located, she cautiously used the He covered his nose with a handkerchief, for fear of smelling the smell of biochemical weapons emitted when thousands of durians gathered together.

She moved slowly to her cubicle, and when she was about to open the door to enter, she suddenly heard the door being opened behind her, she turned around suddenly, and was looking at the boss wearing brown sunglasses.

Two seconds later, the boss took off the brown sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, his eyes were full of inexplicable: "Secretary Mathers, who are you?"

Rosie put down the handkerchief covering her mouth and nose, and coughed twice: "I...no...why..."

"What are you afraid of?" The boss simply put his hands in his pockets and leaned against the doorframe squarely.

Rosie shook her head violently: "No, no."

The boss raised his eyebrows and nodded: "Well, it's fine if you're not afraid." He paused, and then said, "By the way, because I'm a good boss who keeps what I say, I've already sent someone to I have shipped that truckload of durians to your home."

Rosie: "???!!!"

After being greatly shocked, Rosie quickly grabbed the boss who was about to go back to the office, and said with staring eyes: "Boss! Don't! I have no place to put it in my house..."

"Don't you still have a garage?" Tony had a playful smile in his eyes.

Rosie yelled strangely: "Boss, can't you let go of my garage?"

From Iron Man color motorcycles to Captain America color motorcycles, do you want to put a truckload of durians in her garage now?

Tony narrowed his eyes and smiled at her, then said blankly, "No."

Rosie exclaimed, "I refuse!"

Tony bent down and moved closer to her, his caramel-colored eyes were facing her blue eyes. After a while, he smiled and said, "Secretary Mathers' gaffe is really afraid of durians?"

Rosie leaned back reflexively, and felt that she seemed to be showing weakness at this moment, so she poked her neck and said, "No, no."

The corner of Tony's mouth curved further: "Then eat all the durians in this truck, and send me a photo for confirmation every time you eat one." He stood up straight and raised one eyebrow, "This is Secretary Mathers' new mission."

Rosie: "..."

She has already started thinking about how to write her resignation letter.