Yokohama's Son of God, meow!

Mori Ogai, as an "old father", is also very distressed about the fact that his young daughter is a picky eater and does not like vegetables but only desserts.

Alice, as a cute young girl who will grow into a lady in the future, how can she not eat more fruits and vegetables.

So in order to ensure Alice's daily intake of vitamins and dietary fiber, he ordered a large box of cucumbers.

So now, the little cucumber left in the cabinet came in handy at this time.

We all know that many cats are very afraid of cucumbers.

If one day you quietly put a piece of green, thick, long or slender cucumber behind them, or suddenly took out the melon behind them in front of them, most of the cats will jump a few times. Zhang Gao, and then fled.

As for cats' overreaction to cucumbers, many people have given different explanations.

It is said that because cats are afraid of things that appear suddenly, they will mistakenly think that it is a mallet when they take out a cucumber in front of them, and someone is going to hit him.

There is also a saying that the color saturation of cats' eyes is lower than that of humans, and the colors of the world in their eyes are not very bright, and the color of cucumber green is one of the most intense colors that cats can perceive. .

Therefore, in the face of sudden color impact, it is natural to be shocked.

Of course, Mori Ogai is not a veterinarian. No matter how dark his heart is, he is still a serious doctor who treats human diseases. He doesn't know so much about animals, so naturally he doesn't know which statement is correct.

All he knows is that all kinds of experiments and signs show that most cats are afraid of cucumbers.

In order to give a good lesson to this little bad cat who snatched his little girl, pulled out his hair and damaged his sofa, he decided to activate the pair of cat treasures.

At this moment, this vile uncle with receding hairline, the current leader of Hong Kong gangsters who was a small private doctor a few weeks ago, at this time, pulled out the evil little cucumber from behind him.

"What are you doing! Lin Taro!"

Alice, who was chased by her uncle and forced to eat cucumbers for more than a month, was furious when she saw this thick and long thing.

Just as he was about to go mad and step on Mori Ogai's annoying face, the other party smiled and grabbed his ankle with his spare hand.

"Rintaro! Yaga! Hentai! Scum!"

"Yeahhhhh..."

Compared with the intense reaction here, Yuanyi's side seemed relatively flat.

He saw the fruit that suddenly appeared in front of him. In the transparent world, it was just a small stick with no deterrent effect.

So he was just habitually confused for a second, raised his head, and glanced at Sen suspiciously with the indifferent expression (x) of caring for mentally handicapped adults, then slowly stretched out his small claws, and gently pressed Live cucumber.

Mori Ogai: "..."

[What, is it this kind of reaction? ]

Sen Ouwai, who was a little disappointed, saw the child's well-behaved and indifferent appearance, watched and watched, and suddenly a plan came to his mind.

Since this child behaves so buddhist inside and out, as if he doesn't care about anything except eating and sleeping, that is to say...

Can you let yourself change all kinds of clothes for him without the slightest resistance?

"Hey, Lin Taro, what kind of expression do you have, it's so disgusting!"

[Although it is not a young girl in the true sense, but ah——]

Just look at that pretty face, plus the decoration of the bowknot and the new dress...! ! !

he!Can! !

Thinking of this, a strange smile gradually climbed onto his eyebrows.

If there is no young girl, then create a young girl!

then……

"Three together—"

"Come and play~ Let's change, dress up, play and play~"

[Mori Ogai: Favorability +1+1+1+1...]

Yuanyi: 00?

Alice: ==?

"Hey, has Mr. Dazai come back yet? And you've 'invited' to the King of Sheep? Very good."

"Let them in."

In front of the exclusive desk of Hong Kong and Hei boss, Mori Ogai rested his chin with his white gloved hand, closed his eyes and put on a calm look.

"Yes, boss, I will arrange it immediately."

In front of Mori Ogai, in the warm room, Lan Tang was still fully armed, wearing a cotton coat, earmuffs, scarf and gloves. Before he bowed respectfully and prepared to back away, he still couldn't help but glance up at his face covered with scratches and a It looks like the current leader who belongs to Alice's little palm print.

Although the other party tried his best to pretend that nothing happened and everything was normal, the tragic appearance on his face and the traces of cat fur and paws all over his body showed that this gentleman had experienced an indescribable experience before. catastrophe.

[Just why... the boss himself seems to be in a good mood? ]

He didn't dare to ask too much, and he didn't dare to imagine what new attribute (pi) sex (hao) his leader had awakened after Lolicon, so Lan Tang could only suppress his curiosity, turn around pretending to know nothing, and put Zhong Yuanzhong, who was brought into the building, was also restrained with supernatural powers, and finally fixed on the back of the chair, and placed in front of Mori Owai.

The tone in the leader's office is dark, and the carpet with complicated patterns is particularly disturbing in this environment. Because of this, Zhong Ye didn't notice the abnormality on the face of the Hong Kong black leader at the first time, and his "friendly" "Communicate.

But Dazai, who opened the door and entered later, was different.His powers of observation were many times stronger than Nakaya's, and he felt that something was wrong with Mori Ogai since he entered the door.

Especially today, there is a pleasant atmosphere that makes people feel uncomfortable and wants to punch a few times.

Sure enough, when he got closer, he saw the bad scratches on the left and the right on the boss's face and the palm print of the young girl, and he couldn't help but "poof" while gloating about his misfortune.

[So stupid! ]

"Yo, Dazai-kun."

Mori Owai didn't care about Dazai's rude behavior, and took the time to look at him with raised lips.

However, seeing the red and black cat fur falling from Mori's shoulders, and the phone call from Odasaku this morning, Dazai, who thought of a certain possibility, suddenly restrained his smile, and a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes.

[Could it be...]

Just as he was about to speak, the door of the cubicle in the office creaked open, and a girl's coquettish voice, obviously tinged with anger, came.

"Rin Taro! Although I'm not human!" Alice angrily said, "But you are really scumbags!"

Putting on a new dress, the blond loli walked briskly with her hips crossed and her little leather shoes staring at her. She also led a child who was a little shorter by her side.

All the people in the room looked at the two children who appeared suddenly, seeing who was coming, Dazai's kite-colored pupils shrank suddenly, and Chuya straightened his body correspondingly.

"Varied!?"

I saw the little boy with facial paralysis next to Alice, his soft hair from black to red was tied into two fluffy and soft braids on the top of his head by two bright red butterfly silk ribbons, one on the left and one on the right, and he was wearing a pink and red dress The tutu skirt with ribbons, and the big translucent red cat eyes looked over innocently.

When his eyes swept across the two familiar skeletons, the fluffy ears surrounded by exaggerated hair accessories moved a little.

Dazai: "...Damn."

Zhong Ye: "...Damn."

Lan Tang: "..."Magic Girl Little O"?"

"Are you surprised? Dazai-kun? Nakaya-kun?"

The corner of Mori Ogai's mouth curved up even more, and he stretched out his hand towards his little girl, and placed it on his right knee.

Yuanyi, who stayed where he was, looked around at a loss, looked up at Dazai, and then looked at the man who was sitting on the small bench playing some strange game with Uncle Snow Monster, and didn't understand what he would do next. Something needs to be done.

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Earlier, when Mori Ogai proposed that three people play a dress-up game together, Alice jumped up and said "I don't want it, I don't want it" and resisted.

What followed was the strange uncle chasing the young girl all over the room with a small skirt, and the two of them had a great time playing duo in front of Yuanyi.

In the end, Alice was really chased to nowhere, so she hid behind Yuanyi, grabbed his little paw, and gave Mori Ogai a hard scratch on the face that was rubbing against Mori Ogai.

Sen Ouwai then gave up chasing his young daughter, and instead stretched out his claws at the well-behaved kitten who had been sitting on the sofa quietly watching them mess around.

Just as Mori Ogai was about to take off the baggy Oda shirt on Enmao, Alice covered her face and yelled, "Rintaro is a big hentai" and slapped him in a round circle.

After another chaotic chasing and confrontation, Alice finally agreed to Mori Ogai's request for a costume change with the conditions of "never eat cucumbers again" and "prepare me some desserts".

Yuan Yi, who watched everything from beginning to end: "?"

(It's strange that this person can have so much fun with himself)

But in the end, the ignorant and innocent Yuanmao was coaxed by that terrible adult with a strawberry cake to put on a strange women's costume - a set of cosplay costumes from the cartoon "Magic Girl Little O" that was recently broadcast on TV.

"You are really..." Dazai, who managed to regain his words from the shock, looked at Mori with disapproving eyes, with a smile on his face, "You have awakened a very incredible new hobby, Mr. Mori."

"What are you talking about, Dazai?" Mori Ogai waved at Yuan who was still on the ground, "My hunting targets are still young girls under the age of 12."

Dazai: "Tch."

"Ah, by the way, Lan Tang." Sen looked at Lan Tang who was trembling with a face of "as if he knew something serious", "Can you please avoid it?"

"I have a few things to discuss with Dazai and Chuya-kun alone."

"Boss, I don't recommend you to do this," Lan Tang restrained his emotions, and looked at Chuya who was temporarily controlled by his ability, "Because, this kid seems to..."

It seems that you are about to wring your head off and pop it like a balloon.

"I have my own way."

Mori smiled indifferently, and patted his remaining knee. After this move, under the slightly surprised eyes of Jaejoong who had been staring at that side, Yuanyi, who hadn't reacted much, turned out to be shaking. walked over.

[hateful! ]

In this way, even if he is released, he will not be able to shoot at will without any worries.

Will accidentally injure the child.

On the other side, the short cat-eared child seemed to be a little unsteady on his feet as if he had just been drinking, and he looked like he couldn't walk very far even with short legs.Slowly and with great difficulty, he walked to Sen's feet, and finally he opened his little claws and grabbed his trousers, and crawled up the pole with his tail twisted and his little butt. The choker jingle of the copper bell made a crisp sound.

Lan Tang finally withdrew.

And Nakahara Chuya, because of Enichi's strange behavior, stared gloomily at Mori's every move.

When the latter scratched the chin of the cub who was curled up in his arms and looked at him with a smile, the blue eyes flickered on and off, but he just looked at it and didn't speak.

Although he didn't spend much time with Yuanyi, Zhong also knew that although this child was usually obedient, he couldn't be so close to everyone.

He didn't believe that the other party voluntarily climbed the knee of the leader of the Hong Kong gang like that, there was definitely something tricky about it.

Dazai, who was close, could see it clearly. He clearly saw Mori Ogai's other hand placed under the desk, which was holding a long and thin wooden stick.

It is Polygonum lumber.

Something that appeals to cats and makes them lose their minds and get hooked!

Thinking of what his black-hearted leader might be planning, Dazai raised his hand to his forehead and sighed.

really……

You old thief Sen is still you old thief Sen!