Want to get rich, I sold the cat

Jin Li was the first to react. He hugged Xia Miao with one hand, pinched the back of Xia Pipi's neck with the other, and went upstairs with the two cats.

"Jiao Yang will stay at home to take care of you, as your older brother."

"Why?" Xia Pipi held his paws in his mouth, and wanted to say why, but seeing Jin Li's dark face, he wisely chose not to say it.

Xia Miao directly objected, "I don't agree."

Jin Li hugged him, pretending he didn't hear, "Do you want to be a human or a cat?"

Xia Pipi looked at Xia Miao and saw that Xia Miao was also staring at Jin Li, so he continued to ask, "Am I not a cat demon?"

"You can only choose one." Jin Li patted Xia Pippi's head, his voice softened, "If you want to transform into a human, you can't do anything to other people or monsters, and the fish monster is the same."

"If you are a cat, you don't need to be subject to these constraints, but you can never change form."

Xia Pipi looked at him blankly, why can't he be a man and a cat at the same time, just like his father?

However, if he chooses between the two, he can still make a decision, "I want to be a human being."

Being a cat is so inconvenient.

Although it was a pity that Jiaoyang couldn't do it, it seemed that those fish monsters were not very tasty. Xia Pippi raised his head and wanted to touch his head, but when he felt the weight of his palm on his hair, Xia Pippi froze for a moment.

"Why is it transformed now?" Xia Miao grabbed Jin Li's arm and looked at the child sitting on the table, feeling unreal.

Jin Li had already changed Xia Pipi's clothes and handed him over to Jiao Yang.

"This is..." Jiao Yang hugged the white child in his arms at a loss. The height was about an arm's length from him, and he looked too weak.

"I'll leave it to you in the future. Didn't you go ashore to find a job and live among human beings?" Jin Li hugged Xia Miao and pointed at Xia Pipi, "As his elder brother, you take care of him, and you have full board and lodging. Pay from me, and get pocket money."

"I don't want to bring a child." Jiao Yang put Xia Pipi on the sofa in disgust.

"Without a hukou, without a degree, you can't find a better job than this."

"Also, after five years you can choose to leave or stay."

Jiao Yang was a little moved, he glanced at the person next to him, "Then what if he bites me again?"

"You are his elder brother, so you naturally have the right to educate him."

"Father?" Xia Pipi looked at his father in disbelief, and handed him over to an enemy. Will he have a good life in the future?

Jin Li looked at Jiao Yang who was gearing up, and added, "Of course, you can't hit him, and neither of you is allowed to do anything to each other."

Xia Pipi turned his gaze to Xia Miao, his eyes watered, and he called pitifully, "Father~"

They don't know how to fight, at most they scold each other, Xia Miao thought for a while and comforted Xia Pipi, "From now on, he will be your little brother."

"So did the fox."

Xia Pipi wanted to defend himself a few more words, but Xia Miao had already turned to Jin Li, "I need an explanation."

"Why can't you eat fish?"

"Did you eat fish monsters when you saw them before?" Jin Li asked him back.

"Of course not." Xia Miao quickly replied, all he knew were neighbors, and after going to school, he regarded those people as elders, so naturally he didn't want to eat.

"Pippi is different." Thanks to his luck, Xia Pippi will only go smoothly. If they don't watch, this time they just bite Jiao Yang twice, and they won't know who to covet next time.

Because there will be no substantive punishment, once Xia Pippi gets into trouble, it will only grow bigger and bigger like a snowball, and in the end, I am afraid that even the deep luck will not be able to save him.

"Also, I always have a feeling that the demon's ability will become weaker and weaker." It may even disappear completely.

A golden light flashed in Jin Li's eyes, and he glanced out the window as if aware of it.

Xia Miao scratched the table in dissatisfaction, "Why is he so lucky?"

When he was young, let alone eating monsters, he was walked in the woods by his father for a few months, and he was sent directly to elementary school when he came out, and then he lived a life of poverty with his father.

After finally meeting an unknown fish demon who wanted to taste it, he realized that if he bit it, he would be struck by lightning.

"Then what about Jiao Yang? Will he not retaliate?" After Xia Miao got angry, another question came to mind.

Jin Li said uncertainly, "Maybe."

He didn't keep Jiao Yang here simply because he wanted to make up for Jiao Yang, but to teach Xia Pippi a lesson. Judging from Jiao Yang's appearance just now, he obviously knew that he would be struck by lightning and deliberately wanted to To provoke Xia Pipi, but I didn't expect Xia Pipi to really bite.

"But if you don't fight, there won't be too many problems."

"Furthermore, Jiao Yang should be Jiao Yunyi's cousin. I heard from him before that someone from his clan is coming."

Jiao Yunyi originally planned to arrange the little shark prince to work in the factory.

downstairs.

The cartoon on TV had already reached the end, and the ending song was sung.

Xia Pipi and Jiao Yang recovered together.

"Hu San, bring the remote control here." Jiao Yang, who was sitting on the coffee table on the left with his legs crossed, shouted.

"Give it to me." Xia Pipi looked at the fox with a straight face.

The fox whose name Hu San was suddenly pressed moved between the remote control and the two of them, curled up the remote control with its tail, and easily jumped off the table and ran outside.

"Don't come back if you have the ability." Jiao Yang stood up and was about to chase after him. Thinking that his number one enemy was Xia Pipi, he yelled out the door and sat back down again.

"Anyway, I'm not the one who wants to watch cartoons, and it's good to watch commercials once in a while."

"That's the only thing you like to watch with short legs."

"Who are you scolding, little short leg!"

"I'm scolding you!"

Xia Pipi sneered, "Silly fish."

"The disc has no commercials at all."

Jiao Yang narrowed his eyes and looked at the TV. After the ending song, the next episode had already been skipped.

His eyes drifted towards the TV uncontrollably, and he was still arguing with Xia Pipi, "I don't watch cartoons, only a brat like you does."

Xia Pipi stared at the blue cat on the TV without blinking, and snorted, "Country bun!"

"You are the bumpkin! Have you ever seen a pearl?"

……

"I think the two of them get along well?" Jin Li stood at the corner of the stairs, listening to the quarrel over there, turned his head and confirmed to Xia Miao.

When he turned his head, he saw Xia Miao poking his head and looking down, muttering softly, "I don't seem to have watched this episode."

When Jiao Yang saw them again, his face was still a little uncomfortable, but he was used to being majestic in the sea, so he didn't show any restraint.

Plus a fox.

The house became lively for a while.

Xia Miao was burying his head in dispensing the medicine, the sound of the quarrel on the first floor could not shake his mind at all, anyway, he was used to this scene anyway.

From the current point of view, Xia Pippi still has a slight advantage over Jiao Yang for the time being, but Jiao Yang's learning ability is obviously not to be underestimated, and he has collected a lot of jokes from the Internet to scold Xia Pippi.

"Ding! The number of transactions has reached 9999. May I ask if you want to enable the inheritance memory?"

Xia Miao's hands trembled, and the pot that was boiling the potion exploded.

"Father!" Xia Pipi immediately turned his head to look upstairs, slid off the sofa, and ran upstairs with his short legs.

Jiao Yang overtook him in three or two steps, and even the fox passed an afterimage beside him.

Xia Pipi tripped and fell on the steps as soon as he was in a hurry. He supported the floor and was about to stand up when he felt his collar being lifted up.

Jiao Yang wrapped his arms around his waist and led him quickly to the third floor, mocking him mercilessly, "Small short legs!"

"It's amazing to be tall, so stupid." Xia Pipi muttered, still holding his arm tightly.

When the three demons opened the door, Xia Miao was looking at the floor with complicated expressions, and when he saw them approaching, he came back to explain, "It's nothing, I accidentally missed it."

"I'll go find Jin Li, you guys stay at home obediently."

Watching him run out, Jiao Yang heaved a sigh of relief, and put Xia Pipi on the ground, "Short, do you want a hug when you go down the stairs?"

"Please, I'll take you down."

"Heh!" Xia Pipi rolled his eyes at him, "Third!"

Hu San looked at the two of them speechlessly, and finally stretched out his tail towards Xia Pipi, walked slowly beside Xia Pipi, and led him downstairs.

"That monster..." Xia Miao rushed into the office in a hurry, said a few words, and then realized that she turned around and locked the door behind her.

He sat down again, still feeling a little unbelievable, "Because monsters will take advantage of loopholes, even if they have the Dao of Heaven, they can't completely check and balance, so the more powerful monsters will fall into deep sleep or die."

"You start from the beginning." Jin Li handed him the cup at hand.

Xia Miao took a sip before calming down.

Just now, there was an extra memory in his head out of thin air, it was about the Millennium Monster Race.

Tianshan Xuemao, originally intended to be a messenger, is the name chosen by the first generation of cat demons to remind them, but there are no more cats who know these things in the future.

The completion of the number of transactions also means two extreme results. One is the prosperity of the monster clan, and the other is the decline of the monster clan. Things are sold to humans, and the relationship between monsters and humans is getting closer.

"If you don't want to sleep, there is another way." Xia Miao breathed out, "Have a baby."

"The demon power of the next generation will be weakened, even after a few generations, it will be just like human beings."

Jin Li nodded, which is understandable.

"What does that have to do with you?"

Xia Miao suddenly showed an indescribable expression, "Just now, Qi Ling untied me, and the last card left to me is Yunzi Pill."

After eating, both men and women can have children.

On the contrary, Jin Li thought it was good news, "Have you told Dad about this?"

"What?" Xia Miao reacted, and was taken aback, "Not yet."

He glanced at Jin Li and noticed his abnormality. Originally, he must have told his father about this kind of thing first.

Right now, he can only retort, "That's my father."

After finishing speaking, Xia Miao said to himself again, "However, do any male monsters really want to have children?"

Facts have proved that it is not only the male monster, but also Kong Ruyi who wants to conceive Zidan.

When she entered the door with Jiao Yunyi, she saw the three having fun in the living room, and their expressions were a little gentle.

"Let's move here after a while. When the baby is born, let them play with it."

Xia Miao handed her the elixir in his hand, looked at Jiao Yunyi again, and asked in a low voice, "Why do you want to have a baby? Are you on fire right now?"

Hurry up and make more money at this time. In a few years, Kong Ruyi will not be able to appear in front of people.

It will not be too late to regenerate at that time, anyway, they are all monsters, and they don't care about the past few years.

"I just think it would be nice to have a child." Kong Ruyi smiled and said half-jokingly, "Besides, I don't want to wait for him to fall asleep before starting to think about the child."

There was Kong Ruyi at the beginning, followed by Shu Yue, and finally even Bai Feng.

Looking at Bai Feng's smile, Xia Miao couldn't help reminding, "Your strength is far from falling asleep."

"We just want a child." Bai Feng scratched his head and glanced at Ah San.

"Although there are methods abroad, the success rate is too low."

After sending them away, Xia Miao turned into a cat shape, collapsed into a cat cake on the stool, and couldn't understand it.

Although he didn't know how they were born, but during the time he carried Xia Pipi, he couldn't even eat much meat, so he could only eat cat food dryly, which was extremely painful.

Just as he was thinking, Xia Pipi ran over with his schoolbag in his arms, and took out a small red flower from the bag, "Father, I won a prize in the kindergarten today."

He carefully placed the little red flower on Xia Miao's head, Xia Pipi smiled happily, "Huahua is for you."

Xia Miao was still in a daze, but Jin Li had already snapped the photo with quick eyesight.

"Isn't it just a little red flower?" Jiao Yang, who had just come out of the room, also heard this sentence, and replied angrily. He had brought Xia Pipi with him for so long, and he had never seen Xia Pipi. If you have a good face, naturally you can't hold it back and ask for peace, so you just continue to fight against Xia Pipi.

"You haven't even been to school for a day." Xia Pippi put her schoolbag on the sofa and sighed, "It doesn't matter if you are stupid, but you are really uneducated... hey"

Listening to their bickering, Xia Miao wiped off the red flower on his head after thinking about it, and muttered, "It's so ugly."

While reading, he stuffed the little red flower under his stomach.

"Meow meow."

"Huh?" Xia Miao looked up impatiently.

Jin Li squatted down, put the camera aside, held Xia Miao's paw, and said seriously, "Let's have a wedding."

"No, trouble." Xia Miao's ears folded into airplane ears, his front paws retracted, and he stood up to leave.

"The wedding is scheduled for next month."

"Pippi and the others should be on autumn vacation by then."

"I don't want it." Xia Miao turned around and shouted at him again.

"Why not?" Xia Qing poked his head, "Then do you want a divorce?"

"No." Xia Miao tilted her head and leaned on the sofa, never expecting to come to this point.

He seemed to have come to help Jin Li at first.

Then now...

Xia Miao turned his head and was about to say something, but Jin Li had already placed the brochure in front of him, "Let's see which scene is better to choose."