ABO turned against the madness

Soak the tender white tofu in water and put it on the towel on the chopping board, cut it into neat small cubes with a knife, put it into a small iron basin, roll the flour, fry it in hot oil for a round, take it out to dry for a while, and poke it with a toothpick Three or five small holes.Add butter to the pan, fry the tofu a few times, turn off the heat and put it in a disposable plastic box, sprinkle with minced green onion and garlic, and a handful of golden peanuts, all together.

"Okay, your butter tofu, be careful of burning your mouth!"

In the evening, Xiao Zhang and I didn't eat much. We would be so hungry, so we found two horses next to us and ate.

"It's delicious, I can eat two more boxes."

Zhang Baoyu took out a tissue and wiped the oil on my face, "Don't eat too much, don't wait for diarrhea."

I was so busy eating that I couldn't speak back to him, and kept nodding.

Xiao Zhang pushed his remaining half towards me and said, "Don't worry, eat slowly, I'll give you all."

After speaking, he suddenly looked at me and smiled, "You young masters are used to eating delicacies from mountains and seas every day, and you haven't eaten much from roadside stalls, have you?"

I finished eating the one in my hand, took his box over and ate and said, "It's not the prince, I have to test the poison with silver needles, don't believe it, this tofu ranks third with me at most, I will drive you away later." Next time, make sure your tongue falls out of the delicious food!"

When he arrived at the place, Xiao Zhang was a little surprised. This place guards the high school, and the students after class come and go. They go to the stall to order a few favorite dishes before going back. Several people gather around a table to eat Crayfish was discussing which girl was more beautiful, and some were reading English with a light on, and gnawed on a crab leg.

"You really know this kind of place?" Zhang Baoyu wiped my stool with a paper towel. I drank a little wine and started to jump out of everything.

"Back then, I was guarding the gates of high schools every day to find you. Later, the gatekeeper became acquainted with me. Sometimes when I was hungry, I would buy some small dishes and chat while eating. I lamented how beautiful life is!"

"Sometimes I got too drunk and caught a high school student and started chatting. There was also a little girl who went to ask about me in the third year of high school. At that time, I was so young that I was almost pinched out of water, and I fainted a lot with one look."

Speaking of this, I am a little frustrated. If I found Zhang Baoyu at that time, would it be so beautiful? I don’t know, because my father scolded me badly because I couldn’t find someone.

Xiao Zhang looked at me and didn't speak for a long time, I stretched out my hand and shook in front of him, "Are you moved?"

In the end, he grabbed my hand. I thought he was blaming himself, so I comforted him, "It's been so long, and you didn't even know it at the time."

Xiao Zhang grabbed my hand and murmured in a low voice, "I'm sorry."

As the voice fell, a tent in my heart collapsed, and the unwillingness, reluctance, reluctance, and bewilderment that had been hidden for so many years suddenly poured out.

But I am also very happy, because he is still him, I am still me, we are a pair made in heaven, we can't be pulled apart, we can't be separated!

"Zhang Baoyu, I'm sorry for nothing. If you're really sorry, I'll teach you a way."

Xiao Zhang looked up at me with a smile, "Say, I'll pick all the stars in the sky for you."

"It's very simple." I smiled, groped along his sleeve and twisted it.

He pulled me into his arms and touched my itchy flesh, "Don't wait for the time, do you want to talk?"

"Tell me!" I kissed him and shouted joyfully, "Zhang Baoyu! I want to have sex with you!!"

The end

That day when Zhang Baoyu and I confessed our love at the gate of the high school, I was so happy that I wept with joy.

Zhang Baoyu wiped my tears with his expensive suit sleeve, "Silly, I've never messed with someone who loves to cry like you."

I beat him with my hand, full of dissatisfaction, "What do you mean you haven't done anything like me? Could it be that you have done several kinds of things?"

He didn't speak, he took my hand and walked back, I don't know why, the moon that night was big and round, like a moon cake, obviously it's not Mid-Autumn Festival yet, but we are already reunited, so this is special It feels so cool!

I was lying shirtless on the bed, enjoying endless aftertaste. Zhang Baoyu was finishing the report by the bed wearing glasses, looked up at me, and kicked me with a smile, "You are silly, I will give you beautiful ones every day."

What I said, am I not beautiful when a beauty is by my side every day!I don’t know if estrus has something to do with mental activities. Since falling in love, I have completely bid farewell to being irritable and irritable. Now I am a walking Buddhist rich second generation. Go to school to deliver meals to beauties, and make, do, and love with beauties at night.

Even my dad and second dad said that I changed my sex and started to be a good husband and dad. Chen Yi came to my house and asked me to play games. I smiled and waved to him and said, "Stop calling this kind of non-positive and uplifting activities. I'm gone, you're old and young, don't mess around every day, look at your brother and I, since we went to bed early and woke up early, we feel comfortable everywhere, backflips and double flips are not a problem."

He looked at me with a frown and said, "The old saying is true, beauty can harm the country, don't forget to ask me to be the best man when you get married." After finishing speaking, he left.

Life is just like this, and there will be a little episode under the appearance of a perfect life.

Everyone knows that Zhang Baoyu is a 21-year-old young man who runs every morning, has a regular schedule, and is in good health.

I am a 25-year-old idler, my body can't keep up with the speed because I have been in bars and nightclubs all year round.

So it's not even a little bit weaker than him in bed.

"Baoyu, let's go to bed early today..."

Xiao Zhang took off his glasses and smiled harmlessly at me, "Okay."

As soon as I finish saying this, I will be squeezed to pieces that night, and I will often cry and moan under him. He, a gentle scum, is still not satisfied, and he will touch the most sensitive places one after another.

"Woooooo, no more, no more, I don't want any more."

With a hoarse voice, Xiao Zhang bent down and licked my ears, "Yangyang, call me."

Me: "Woooooo, Baoyu, Zhang Baoyu, woooooo."

Xiao Zhang suddenly stopped what he was doing, and immediately pulled out the thing. What is the meaning of this?Young Master Ben is upset, I definitely don't want to be cut in half!

I had to cry again and asked, "You...how did you leave?"

Zhang Baoyu, this little wolf cub, was waiting for my words, pretending to be calm and said: "Didn't you say no?"

Well, leave my old face to the nanny to wipe the floor!

"I was just kidding..."

As soon as these words came out, his chuckling voice came from behind, and then he re-dressed and got ready to achieve the great harmony of life!

"Yangyang, you yelled wrong just now, if you yell again, I'll forgive you."

Young Master Ben lost his voice from crying, and timidly wanted to look back at him, but his body was hit hard, so I had no choice but to suppress my embarrassment and moaned to him.

"Brother Bao, Brother Bao, I really can't do it."

Zhang Baoyu heard my tears leaning over to kiss me, "You're so good."

The time for the night show at home has passed, and I was finally satisfied with Xiao Zhang's service, and I fainted from exhaustion.

So this incident tells us: Don't take a beauty home for sex and love easily, because no one knows whether you bring home a beauty or a wolf.

Extra episode [-]: Marriage

Wedding day:

I was so nervous that I was dying, and Chen Yi was still sucking jelly.

"Can you stop smoking, and don't make any noise when you smoke!"

Chen Yibai took out an apple and gnawed on it again, "There's nothing to be nervous about, it's all family members, besides, putting your teacher Zhang on the stage is enough to shock the audience."

That's right, today is the wedding scene of Zhang Baoyu and I. As one of the protagonists, my hands and feet are cold at this time, and my heart is twitching. I am afraid I may have a stroke.

After Xiao Zhang graduated, he stayed in school to teach. My father and second father were so beautiful that they said that our family had finally produced an intellectual. I said that Zhang Baoyu had a father and a mother.

My dad and second dad said in unison, "Who are you? Why don't you just stand aside if you have nothing to do?"

All right, Xiao Zhang is their own son, I am not worthy to step into the Xu family's door.

Back to the wedding day.

Chen Yi went to the front to register, and I was left alone in the room. Xiao Zhang changed his clothes and came in to see me. When he came in, I wanted to cry again.

"Don't cry today, hold back." He knelt down and pinched my face.

I took two breaths and sucked back my tears, "You are so handsome."

Zhang Baoyu smiled and squeezed my palm, "You too."

Looking at his face, I suddenly felt at ease. I suddenly understood what the book said about ten thousand years at a glance.

Looking at it today, it was like seeing us 50 years later. The two old men walked tremblingly on the road holding hands. I said that I lost another tooth in the past two days and couldn’t bite the flesh anymore. Zhang Baoyu said it’s okay. Chop the meat and feed it to me.

"What do you think?"

Xiao Zhang pushed me, and I was relieved to see him suddenly unable to hold back, and stretched out my arms to hug him. "I think when I'm 70 years old."

He put his arms around me, smiled and leaned into his ear and asked, "What's wrong with being 70 years old?"

"You said you wanted to cut up pig's trotters for me to eat when you got home."

"I'm still serving you when I'm 70 years old, right? Just change your name to Xu Temei."

"You don't want to?"

"I don't want to, because I want to serve you until you are a hundred years old."

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First of all, I am super thankful to the babies who like this article, otherwise I will definitely be too lazy to write it (*/ω＼*), thank you for liking these two goods, and by the way, I will post an advertisement, and I will update the article soon. It's Chen Yi's cute story. The background of this story five years later is called "The Object of "Physical Marriage" Is A little Sick". If you are interested, you can bookmark it first!There will be three more chapters next Friday!