John Snape of HP

Someday a long time from now.

Snape was kicked out of the house by John in a daze.

"Severus, just go out in this suit. Come back after lunch!" John smiled and closed the door in front of him.

——Although Snape has lived in this world for many years, his favorite clothes are black robes.

In the past, when he went out, he either dispersed his body and left only his soul, or temporarily put on modern clothes.

Such a request from John today - very odd.

Snape looked at the black robe he was wearing, and grabbed the wand inside the robe with some doubts.

He walked aimlessly along the road.

Snape knew that there was a bustling commercial street in front of him, with cinemas, bookstores, coffee shops, shops of all sizes, everything.

Maybe he could spend the morning in that bookstore - Snape thought.

After turning the corner and standing at the entrance of the commercial street, Snape couldn't help showing surprise on his calm face.

Since slaying Voldemort, there had been few things beyond his knowledge.

But this street—

The familiar modern business look is all gone.

Green and silver ribbons and balloons decorate the perimeter of each shop signboard, and the shape of a small snake spitting out a snake letter is painted on the glass window with shiny paint.

The manhole cover on the ground was painted with a small portrait of a man with black hair and a hook nose, and the road was painted with green paint in a Slytherin style on both sides.

On the glowing billboards in front of the store, on the TV screens hanging in the building, and on the scrolling banners under the signboards, it was written everywhere: Severus Snape.Happy birthday!

...is that his name?

Snape frowned inquiringly, and before he could think about it, the two girls passing by suddenly let out an exclamation.

"S-Professor Snape!" the girl stammered and screamed.

"It's Professor Snape, not S, Professor Snape. Changing the professor's name without authorization? Gryffindor button—" Snape narrowed his eyes subconsciously, and retorted mockingly.

His words stopped abruptly, and he stared blankly at the two girls in front of him.

He should have reacted earlier.

This was the real world, he wouldn't run into Hogwarts students on the street, and no more impudent Gryffindors would deduct points from him.

Damn - then this must be fandom!He will be exposed!

Snape's face tensed, and he wanted to turn around and leave immediately.I saw that the two girls were not afraid of his spookiness at all, and squeezed over to surround him.Then he smiled adoringly:

"Professor Snape you play is really like it! It's exactly the same! And it speaks!"

The other girl blushed with excitement: "And you are so handsome! Wearing this outfit is like a professor who has come to modern times, there is no flaw!"

Snape pursed his lips, his dark eyes were empty.

If John is here, it can be seen that he is at a loss.

——Snape has always been like this, if the girls are all disgusted and accusing, he can still look calm.But all the kindness was released to him, which made him very awkward.

"Professor Snape, happy birthday!" the two girls said in unison.

Their eyes were shining, Snape couldn't see a bit of dislike in them, but they were full of love and blessings: "I hope you will live happily ever after!"

Reluctantly, Snape snorted in the expectant eyes of the two girls, and agreed.

——Although he himself insisted that it was just a tone of contempt or ridicule.

The two girls laughed and ran away crowded together, and finally disappeared into the crowd.

The black-robed man stood there, stunned for a long time.

They are wishing him well.

Two clean and pure souls wished him a happy life without any grievances.

Although Snape came to this world by accident, he hasn't been out much these years.Just because he never fit in.He never dared to expose himself in front of the public.

He laughed at the fans' fascination with him in the play, thinking that it was a false and short-lived relationship.But now...

……

The two girls only thought that they had borrowed a man pretending to be a professor to convey their best wishes to the professor.

...but I don't know what they did.

Snape's face softened a lot, and his tense shoulders relaxed a little.

He walked slowly down the street, his eyes flicking over the Slytherin clothes and writing on the shops along the way.

It turns out that today is his birthday.

That must be the reason for Snape's sly and weird smile when he remembered John kicking him out.

As Snape walked, he found that more and more passersby saw him, they would first rush up excitedly to wish him a happy birthday, and then took photos together, talked, and the love and admiration in their eyes made the former Snake King of Slytherin I can't stand it either——

After a while, Snape relaxed and sat in a roadside cafe with lingering fears in his heart.

"Is this what John thought of too?" He gritted his teeth, the initial touch of emotion was gone.

There was a sudden burst of high-pitched screaming in the café and in the street outside.

Snape raised his head vigilantly, following Daliu, he turned his gaze to the large screen hanging on the outer wall of the building outside.

The handwriting of happy birthday that was originally played in a loop on the screen changed, and it became an interview scene.The person sitting next to the host was a very familiar person.

The blond, blue-eyed man, that's—John!

"Professor Snape!"

"Look! It's Snape!"

"It's John Snape!"

For a while, the cafe was in chaos, full of excited and loud voices.

Snape raised his eyebrows.

"On this special day - I'm as happy as you are." John said with a gentle expression, "Because I also want to say happy birthday to that man everyone likes!"

He shrugged: "Perhaps he himself is somewhere in the corner, watching us Muggles carnival for him in amazement, and then scratching his head!"

There was a low chuckle from the people in the café.

Snape's face darkened.

——Talking nonsense with your eyes open.

The host said a few words, and suddenly couldn't help showing an exaggerated smile: "I think I must be the luckiest person."

"What?" John wondered.

"Because I am honored to meet you today——Professor Snape! After all, everyone is thinking of you!"

He quickly shook hands with John, and said solemnly, "I've decided not to wash this hand any longer!"

There was another burst of lively laughter in the cafe.

"I want to shake the professor's hand too."

"Don't talk about shaking hands, if I stand across from each other, I will definitely hug one first—and then I'd be willing to be sprayed to death by venom."

"To see Professor Snape laughing on TV, I really have no regrets in dying."

"I want, too!"

"Who wouldn't want to..."

"Hugging is also a bit bad... I will rush to kiss him as soon as I meet him."

"Where is it enough, I am willing to pack myself on Professor Snape's bed as a birthday present!"

"Yes, yes! If it's Professor Snape, I don't mind turning around!"

"You think you're the only one who wants to change? How many men and women want to be with Professor Snape. It's a pity that he already has a partner..."

"--what?!"

A few people spoke enviously, and other people responded one after another, and the cafe was full of noise.

Snape looked over with lingering fear, and pursed his lips—he couldn't help but be thankful that he had already dispersed, so that he could sit here safely.

His eyes turned to John who was joking with the host on the big screen—the man was smiling happily.

And in the cafe, outside the cafe.The guests put down their cups and snacks, and the passers-by stopped walking on the road.Everyone stared at the big screen obsessively and intently.

Snape glanced around, feeling sour and proud.

——Although John let him go out, it was to let him feel the attitude of the public.But he also happened to find this group of Muggles who still miss him.

He scoffed disdainfully.

How stupid.This group of people who Muggles want to sleep with has already belonged to him from the inside out!

The big screen dimmed and the interview was over.The people around let out a sigh of reluctance.

Snape stood up and went straight to Apparate home.

If these people hadn't reminded him, he wouldn't have thought of it——

Snape was going to wait for John to come back, and asked him for "birth, day, gift, thing".

The author has something to say: This is the belated professor He qwq, who finally had no time to finish writing yesterday, so I had to add it today.

There are so many things I want to write, but I don't know what to write first, so this is a birthday greeting.