G soldier diary

After a quick shower on the verge of death, he dried himself off and put on his camouflage uniform.Damn it, it's so comfortable, I have the instinct to keep warm in clothes so that I don't catch a cold, which makes me quite contradictory to hide in the quilt to keep warm.

"But, I can't die." I comforted myself that I had done my best today.

I checked in the quilt, and there are really ways to catch a cold on the Internet, all of which are the opposite of preventing colds: drinking less water, staying up late, malnutrition, cold wind blowing the hair, not keeping warm, etc.It seems that the worse you treat yourself, the higher your chances of keeping your promise.

I took my black mentally handicapped mobile phone and went outside. I didn’t wear the fur coat inside. I only wore underwear and a camouflage uniform, which is the way to wear in summer.

"Hello?" Xiaoyu's voice was very quiet on the other end.

"Are you...my cutest...handsome...beibi? ’ I discovered that I could use willpower to relax my muscles and stop my shaking.

"Yeah... What's wrong baby? Are you okay?" Xiaoyu's tone seemed to be worried about me. "Chun Kai told me that your letter was read by some people."

"I'm fine. Luckily, the conscripts already knew about it. It's just...Jiang Hong is a little messed up, haha." 』

"Okay! Why is the sound of the treasure bag so weird? Are you uncomfortable?"

Why do you always understand me so well?

Compared with the bleakness of the camp, the warmth on the phone made me feel very uncomfortable, you know?

If you knew what I was doing, you would tell me not to go, would you?

"It's fine……"

"I had a visual field test, an electrocardiogram, and anesthesia consultations today, so I realized that my vision on both sides is not very good." Xiaoyu's voice was nice. "No wonder I'm afraid of the dark?"

"...That's better than nose surgery, won't you just...become a perfect person?" 』

"Huh? But in my opinion, the treasure bag is already perfect." Xiaoyu said, I can almost imagine that sexy and handsome smile.But in front of him was the squad leader with big breasts walking this way.

"Okay, I'm almost going to sleep. 』I hurriedly prepared to end the conversation.

"okay."

"Well. 』

"Good night."

"You want to say it! 』

"Well!"

"Hah! ! ! 』After hanging up the phone, I immediately sneezed with all my strength. "Hah!Ha!Hello monitor! 』

"Okay." The class leader with big tits brushed past me, "You won't be cold if you dress like this?"

"Yes, so I'm going back. 』I shrunk and ran back to the bed.When the quilt was warm, I left my stomach uncovered, and it was so cold that I could hardly sleep well.It's rare that there is no night whistle today, and I actually want to abuse myself like this.

In the morning, I really started to runny nose!But in the face of such a wish come true, I am not very happy, and the subtle discomfort in the body is unpleasant.And it's not enough, according to the personality of the squad leader of the Chicken Breaking Gold Necklace, I must at least have a little fever.

The squad leader of the gold necklace assigns work in front of the team.

"Xiaofei." He was the first to call out to me.

"Have! 』

"You want to paint the walls, don't you?"

I looked at the company commander, who happily put his hands on his hips.

"Yes. 』

"How long do you want?" The squad leader picked at the mole next to his nose.

I looked at the wall of the command platform, and my mind went blank.

"I've never painted walls... don't know how to estimate. 』

"Okay, you go to draw first. Go down." The squad leader glanced reluctantly.

"Yes, monitor. 』I saluted, and let myself do my own thing in full view.

The design drawings that I could only use my own time to draw before have finally evolved into the tolerance of the company commander.

Drawing Tolerance!Time yourself!And no one cares about me!

Awesome!Being a soldier has never been so fun!

Although he is alone, he is so cool that he has a cock in his mouth, his ears and nipples are being licked on both sides, and it's like being fucked by a pair of dragons in the back.But this picture almost needs nine people. If some people do two things at the same time, it seems that they can be combined into five people?No matter, there are only nine people, the name of the G film is called Jiujiangfeng! (When you are in a good mood, you start to pollute other works?)

I started to live a daily life in the camp alone, and borrowed from the dean of counselors.With an iron ruler as long as a sword, a person uses a whiteboard marker to scale up the pattern on the paper to the wall.The logo of the camp area, the bottom layer is the yellow gears and keys supplied by the manager after the second middle school, the middle layer is a blue and white shield and the word GQ that has been transformed into a pattern, and the middle layer of the pattern is the unit commander's request. Name, cut the whole picture in half.This sign looks like a very decent unit.

Actually? I don't think so.

Back and forth, I borrowed ground rulers, compasses, and chalk from the dean. I passed the office and saw that the small room next to me was being painted. The floor was covered with newspapers. However, the efficiency of moving things is at the level of Magneto.

"oh?Isn't this a storage room?What do you want to use it for? ’ I asked the soldier who was painting.

"After the squad leader said this, he wanted to use the guest room as the officer's dormitory, but it was actually empty." After Yang Xin finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at me. "Mom~~, is the senior floating?"

"Hey, are you exaggerating? We've been sniffing pine perfume and you're just walking around with paper?" The black man turned his head.

"Otherwise you come here!"Do you think it's easy?I'm getting bored to death. 』In the army, you have to complain. The more you complain, the more you feel that you are doing something.

"It's all like this! I won't do it for you in the future." The black junior shook his head and pushed his salary glasses. "Spiritual."

"I don't want to talk to you, spiritually. 』I turned around and left.

In the eyes of black students, comrades seem to be divided into spiritual and physical, but obviously there is no such division (right?)

I found that painting on the wall was more difficult than I thought.To zoom in 21 times from the blueprint, I have to draw 14 concentric circles on the wall in addition to pressing the computer of the mentally handicapped phone crazily. The radius of the largest circle is 84 cm.

All day long, I was on the podium, alone.