Qin Shihuang and Duan Meng's face-slapping road

Panda Panda was not afraid, let go of Zhao Zheng's hand, held the bamboo with both paws, supported it, landed in front of them, then quickly twisted the bamboo, and hit them, "Papapa!"

But after a while, Panda Panda beat them helplessly. Their faces were distorted, and they cried out in pain, "Ah! It hurts!" They rolled on the ground endlessly.

When the village chief saw him, his face was slightly terrified, and when he was about to run away, Panda Panda grabbed him and beat him crazily.

Until he was beaten so badly that he couldn't stand it, so he knelt down and begged for mercy.

"I was wrong, Lord Yao, Lord Yao, you can go."

"Cuckoo!" I'm not a monster!I am Panda Panda who defeated the evil forces!Panda Panda looked at him angrily.

The village head couldn't understand what Panda Panda was talking about, but Zhao Zheng squinted his long and narrow Danfeng eyes, stepped forward and stepped on the village head's palm, and said indifferently: "He is a benefactor, not a monster, and he is not a monster in your mouth. If you say anything more, I’ll kill you.” The words were full of gentleness, but the gleam in the eyes made the village head have the illusion that this person is more terrifying than that monster?The village chief shook his head slightly, feeling goose bumps all over his body.

"...Okay, you are not a monster, you, you are benefactor, I was wrong." The village chief had no dignity and was extremely embarrassed.

"Hoo!" Hmph!I finally realized that I was blind.The panda chubby raised his head arrogantly, then hugged Zhao Zheng and walked out.

When Panda Panda left, the village chief gnashed his teeth and beat the ground with a livid face, "Damn it! I'm going to tear you to pieces!"

"Don't kill him? I'm afraid there is another way." Walking on the road, Zhao Zheng looked at Panda Panda calmly and said.

"Cuckoo." No way!People are kind, so don't speculate maliciously~ Panda Xiaopang slightly raises the corners of his mouth, his eyes are narrowed like crescent moons, curved and cute.

"...Although I don't understand what you're talking about, but you don't intend to kill them all, and I have no objection." Zhao Zheng stopped, grabbed its paw, and said, "You are my benefactor, and I will protect you. "

【full of love! ~ Zhao Zheng is a child who hasn't grown up yet, but just by looking at his facial features, he will definitely be a handsome boy in the future! ~ And Panda Panda, just looking at his sincere and bright eyes, can feel a warmth! ~ That adorable movement made me feel very happy.At first, I just thought it was fun, but now, I really like them more and more, and I can't help but end the retreat, can I save it? 】——The elegant man who is meditating in the Fuxi Pavilion and comprehends the world.

"Goo?" Protect me?Panda Xiaopang burst into laughter, "Cuckoo." No need, I will protect you.

"In the future, I will teach you to speak human language." Zhao Zhengding looked at Panda Panda, and said, "I don't understand the language, it's really a flaw."

"... Goo?"...What do you mean?Panda Xiaopangda tried his best to turn the dull hair on his head, and then, Panda Xiaopangda said, if you don’t know, you don’t know.

"Goo." That's right.Panda Xiaopang raised his head slightly, "Googoo." Internet celebrity system, what is the live broadcast, did you earn a return ticket?

"Ding——Dear host, in your live broadcast account, there are 3 star coins and 258 crystal coins."

"Goo?" Star coins?what is that?Panda Xiaopangda was puzzled.

"1000 crystal coins can be exchanged for 3 star coins. For easy calculation, every time 1000 crystal coins pass during the live broadcast, they will be automatically converted into star coins."

"Cuckoo?" What do you mean?Can I go back now?Panda Xiaopang blinked his doubtful eyes.

"Dear host, the price of the return ticket is 1000 star coins, and you only have 3 coins at present."

"Hey?" What's the use of straight broadcasting?Panda Xiaopang was slightly angry, and said: "Goo!" He couldn't even go back.

"Please calm down, host, you currently have 3 star coins, as long as you save 1000 star coins, you can go back."

"Goo...coo?" Then... when can I get 1000?Panda Xiaopang pursed his lips slightly and asked in doubt.

"Dear host, the Internet celebrity system will check for you... The query failed, and the answer to "When will you get 1000 star coins" cannot be obtained."

"Cuckoo." You didn't even tell me when you got it, so you're still a liar?Panda Xiaopang was a little annoyed, he curled his lips slightly, "Googoo!" I don't want to broadcast live, turn him off for me.

"Dear host, it has been handled for you, the live broadcast is closed... it is closed."

On another planet, everyone was shocked and said, "Why is the screen black? Where's my little fat panda?"

"Dear host, the live broadcast lasts up to 6 hours, and your balance currently has 3 star coins and 258 crystal coins."

"Cuckoo?" What are star coins and crystal coins?

"Star coins and crystal coins are the currency in the interstellar mall. You can use star coins and crystal coins to exchange for other things through the mall."

"Hoo?" Like a return ticket?

"Yes, esteemed host."

"Cuckoo?" Can I change everything?

"Of course, respected host, there is nothing that cannot be traded."

Panda Xiaopang turned his head slightly, looked at Zhao Zheng, and said, "Googoo." Do you want anything?

Zhao Zheng obviously couldn't understand what he was talking about. After pondering for a while, he looked at the sky and said, "Are you hungry?"

Panda Panda felt a little angry because he couldn't communicate with him, but Panda Panda just turned his head and pointed his butt at him to show his anger.

"..." Seeing his awkward little look, Zhao Zheng instantly realized that he had guessed wrong.

"Enmengwu, don't get so angry, I'm stupid and can't guess what you mean." Zhao Zheng bowed his head slightly, with a sad face.

"Cuckoo!" That's not it!You are very smart, it's just that our two languages ​​are different and we can't communicate!Panda Xiaopangda instantly forgot the previous anger, stretched out his soft paws, and hugged Zhao Zheng.

Zhao Zhengwei was stunned, he didn't seem to expect Panda Panda to be so close to him.

Feeling the soft belly beside him, Zhao Zheng buried his head in silence.

Panda Xiaopangda went on the road with Zhao Zheng.

Panda Panda's goal is to get a dictionary and solve communication problems.

It is said that there is a town ahead, and there is a man with a dictionary.

Before it arrived, and before the night came, the voice of "cuckoo!" sounded.

Panda looked around suspiciously, but found no one there.

"Goo?" What happened?But when the panda hadn't thought for two seconds, it only heard a louder "cuckoo!"

The panda looked along the source, and it turned out that it was his own belly, which was making a cry of hunger.

"... Goo." So hungry.Panda Panda looked left and right, looking for bamboo.

But I searched around, but couldn't find it.

Suddenly thinking of the scenery along the road before, it seemed that there were no bamboos, and Panda Panda suddenly felt a bad feeling in his heart.

"...Cuckoo?"...Internet celebrity system, there is no bamboo here, right?

"Dear host, please wait, I am inquiring for you... There is not enough data to inquire."

"... Gu." No way, is it really God who wants to kill me, Panda Panda?The corners of Panda Xiaopang's eyes twitched slightly, he stretched out the pad to rub his face, and then looked down at his belly.

In the future, if there is no bamboo... without bamboo... If I can't eat bamboo, it means that I have no food. If I don't have food, it means that I will become the thinnest panda in the panda world?

No.

The panda chubby burst into tears, looking around, hoping to find bamboo, but after searching for a long time, he couldn't find it.

Fell to the ground, thinking that there would be no food in the future, Panda Panda made a decisive decision. In order to save energy, he fell on the green grass, closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

He lost power in an instant.

Seeing this, Zhao Zheng thought he was tired, so he sat on the grass with him to rest.

"Googoo?" Internet celebrity system, is there bamboo in the mall?Panda Pang Da pinned his only hope on the shopping mall, and the next second, Panda Pang Da was completely disappointed.

"Okay, dear host, I have checked for you... I have checked, and there is no such product as 'bamboo' in the mall."

"Gu..." Ah, that's it.Panda Xiaopangda raised his round paw and rubbed his bitter eyes.

"However, respected host, there are low-grade bamboos, medium-grade bamboos, high-grade bamboos, gold-grade bamboos, and top-grade bamboos in the mall."

"Goo?" What the hell is that?Panda Xiaopang has never heard that there are so many bamboos. Isn’t bamboo green?Shouldn't it be commonly known as green bamboo?

"Dear host, according to the introduction in the market, this kind of 'bamboo' can increase satiety. In plain language, it can make you feel full instead of hungry."

"Goo?" So what?Is there any difference between them and the bamboo I eat on weekdays?Panda Xiaopang was slightly puzzled.

"There is no difference, it's just that this kind of bamboo is more than one level higher than the ordinary, ordinary bamboo that you eat every day, which has no benefit and can only increase your satiety."

"Gu!?" That is, I have bamboo to eat! ?Panda Panda's eyes are bright.

"Dear host, after the exchange, you will have bamboo to eat."

"Cuckoo!" Quick!Redeem now!Panda Xiaopang couldn't help showing a happy and bright smile.

Zhao Zheng sat beside it, seeing it dreaming, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly, and his face softened slightly.

"Dear host, which one do you want to exchange for?"

"Goo?" Is there a difference?

"Arranged in the order before, the lower the back, the better the grade. Of course, the price that needs to be paid is also more expensive."

Panda Xiao Pang Da propped his chin, and his hair twirled slightly. Good bamboo is more expensive, but it tastes better. Bad bamboo suddenly reminded him of the rotten bamboo he had eaten before. He shook his head and decided, "Gee." Best. You can buy as much bamboo as you can buy. Panda Xiaopang doesn't want to eat bad bamboo.

"Dear host, I need to withdraw 3% of the handling fee for you, do you agree?"

"Gu." Whatever you want, I want to eat bamboo, I'm so hungry.The panda chubby narrowed his eyes slightly, and touched his stomach, which was empty.

"Ding——congratulations to the host. You have exchanged 3 pieces of bamboo and put them in your background backpack. Please check them carefully. Your balance is currently only 258 crystal coins, and you cannot buy another bamboo. May I ask if you want to start the live broadcast now? ?”

"... Goo."...Well, there is no harm anyway, you can still buy bamboo, so go ahead.

"Okay, it's turned on. Warm reminder: the bamboo has arrived in your backpack, please pay attention to check it."