My wife can't be like this

Fanwai: I found a 100 question, but some questions were deleted because there was nothing to answer~~

1 May I have your name?

Little General: Wen Shao.

Mo Xiaoyu: Mo Yu.

2 What is the age?

Little General: 21.

Cuttlefish: 17.

3 What is your personality like?

Little General: Honesty.

Mo Xiaoyu: Stay at home.

4 The character of the other party?

Little General: Straightforward, kind, smart...

Mo Xiaoyu: Honest and upright.

5 When did the two meet?Where?

Little General: In the Mo family, a few days before getting married.

Mo Xiaoyu: Hehe, in the Wenfu, the day he married the Liu family.

6 The first impression of the other party?

Little General: Perfect.

Cuttlefish: Indifferent.

7 What do you call each other?

Little General: Zipei.

Mo Xiaoyu: Zhenlu.

8 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Little General: Deer.

Mo Xiaoyu: Large dogs, golden retrievers, German shepherds, etc., but not huskies...

9 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Little General: No, Zipei is fine.

Mo Xiaoyu: It would be nice to have a more unified personality on the bed and off the bed.

10 What is your problem?

Little General: A little rigid.

Cuttlefish: (whispers) a bit dirty

11 What is the opponent's problem?

Little General: My personality is a bit awkward, sometimes.

Mo Xiaoyu: If you don’t get enlightened in the early stage, you will not be restrained in the later stage. Goodbye manual.

12 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Little General: (blushing)...that's too much.

Mo Xiaoyu: Get too close to men or women.

13 How far is your relationship?

Little General: We have been married for a year.

Cuttlefish: I've done everything that needs to be done.

14 Where did two people first date?

Little General: It should be a hot spring outside the city.

Mo Xiaoyu: Second proposal.

15 How far has it progressed then?

Little General: I haven't confessed yet.

Mo Xiaoyu: Yes.

16 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Little General: Take him out to play, or stay with him at home.

Mo Xiaoyu: Give me a copy of Panlong Zhi

17 Which party confessed first?

Little General: Me.

Mo Xiaoyu: Me.

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18 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Little General: It doesn't matter what you say, the husband guides the husband.

Mo Xiaoyu: A husband is a husband.

19 The other party's sexy expression?

Little General: When squinting.

Mo Xiaoyu: Seriously.

20 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Little General: When watching the erotic palace together, I watched and he explained.

Mo Xiaoyu: See him riding a horse and archery, when he returns with a complete victory.

21 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Two people: Well.

22 When do you feel loved?

Little General: When you are by my side.

Mo Xiaoyu: I have always been loved, we are all married, okay?

23 What is your expression of love?

Little General: Treat him well.

Mo Xiaoyu: Seduce him, hahahahahaha.

24 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Little General: Welcome Spring.

Mo Xiaoyu: What kind of flower? It feels more like a green pine tree.

25 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Little General: Zipei is younger than me, handsome and talented...

Mo Xiaoyu: So you think I'm so good, you won't feel inferior in an instant.

26 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Little General: The whole country knows it.

Mo Xiaoyu: Open to the public, we will get married when we go up.

27 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Little General: Uh.

Mo Xiaoyu: The subject of this article.

28 Why did you make such a decision?

Little General: He was still young at the time.

Cuttlefish: Arranged by the author.

29 The location of the first H?

Little General: Wenfu.

Mo Xiaoyu: Yes.

30 How did you feel at that time?

Little General: Touched, I finally got this person.

Mo Xiaoyu: Damn it, I don't know if he can't pass the skill.

31 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

General: I'm sorry.

Mo Xiaoyu: Your skills are really not good enough!

32 times per week H?

Little General: 2 to 3 times.

Mo Xiaoyu: Well, as much as he said, that's right...

33 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Little General: A little more.

Mo Xiaoyu: 2 to 3 times, if he can restrain himself to this number.

34 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Little General: ears, waist.

Cuttlefish: Adam's apple.

35 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Little General: Very beautiful.

Mo Xiaoyu: Transform instantly.

36 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Little General: Yes.

Cuttlefish: Not bad.

37 Where is H in general?

Little General: Bed.

Mo Xiaoyu: Bed, that's enough.

38 H places you want to try?

Little General: Er, such as hot springs, carriages, flowers...

Mo Xiaoyu: Shut up!

39 Is the shower before or after H?

Little General: Both before and after.

Cuttlefish: Yes.

40 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Little General: No.

Mo Xiaoyu: No, not in two lifetimes.

41 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Little General: No.

Cuttlefish: No.

42 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Little General: Yes, sorry about that.

Mo Xiaoyu: Heh, but he's not like this when he's in the middle, I'm totally ashamed, okay? Turn the table over!

43 Do you think you are good at H?

Little General: (serious face) Zipei said that I still need to improve my skills.

Mo Xiaoyu: (instantly explodes) I said that the first time, don't use my words as an excuse for your bad looks!

44 What about the other party?

Little General: He is very good in theory.

Mo Xiaoyu: Let's put it this way, his character is to turn my theory into action.

45 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Little General: Husband.

Mo Xiaoyu: Go to sleep, be good.

46 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

Little General: When you look at me.

Mo Xiaoyu: When you smile at me.

47 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Little General: No, and I won’t.

Mo Xiaoyu: No chance, no energy.

48 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Little General: I just ask him.

Mo Xiaoyu: Panlong Pavilion is full-time and can't do anything.

49 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

General: Very excited.

Mo Xiaoyu: Yes, they are also quite anxious.

50 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Little General: Yes.

51 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Mo Xiaoyu: Seriously.

52 For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Little General: That's him.

Mo Xiaoyu: That's him.

53 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Little General: Half a year after getting married.

Mo Xiaoyu: I was underage at that time, yes, I am still underage...

54 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Little General: Yes.

Cuttlefish: Yes.

55 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Little General: Mouth.

Cuttlefish: Forehead.

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 56H?

Little General: Hug him, kiss him.

Mo Xiaoyu: I know, but I won't do it.

What will you think at 57H?

Little General: I'm glad he's by my side.

Mo Xiaoyu: The strength of a martial arts practitioner is indeed extraordinary.

At 58 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Little General: Myself.

Mo Xiaoyu: He does it all by himself.

59 Please say something to your lover

Little General: Zipei, the mountain has no edges, the heaven and the earth are united, it is...

Mo Xiaoyu: (blocks his mouth) Well, well, I love you too, let's go home and talk about it.