[Comprehensive] This plot is absolutely wrong

The authentic Senjujuma on the tatami watched silently.

It's not that his younger brother picked it up from the trash, but...that's what he usually does.It was not oppression, but out of deep love and trust for his brother.

Senju Zhuma nodded with difficulty, yes, that's right, that's it.

The wooden avatar took Uchiha Madara's "blessing" to Senju Tomonama and ran towards the Land of Fire with his ninja feet. Uchiha Madara turned his head to look at Senju Bashirama, who was still a good salted fish, and raised his hand to poke Looking at his waist, he said, "How long are you going to hold the corpse? Are you going to the country of water?"

"Go, of course." Qianju Zhujian bounced up suddenly, although his body was still sore, but the yang power in his body was slowly dispelling those cold chakras, which was still negative in Qianjuzhujian carried out under the laissez-faire.If Qianshou Zhujian is determined to recover quickly, the speed can be increased several times.

As for why he lay down there to hold up the dead body even though he was alive and kicking immediately, well, the one in the Hui tribe is the wood avatar, and the one who will go to the land of water is his real body, isn't that the reason.

Senshou Zhujian stretched his neck, stretched his arms and legs hard, the chakra in his body was running crazily, and the mottled red marks on his wrists, ankles and ankles disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

After changing his clothes, Senshou Zhuma suddenly remembered the question of the greeting ceremony.

So, when Uchiha Madara turned his head and looked at Senjujujian again, he had already fallen into depression and couldn't extricate himself. The whole person was like the king of straw mushrooms growing in a dark corner, surrounded by blossoming little mushrooms. Straw mushrooms.

Uchiha Madara took a deep breath, this person is no longer that damned good friend and good partner, it is no longer in his inner notebook to roll up his sleeves - he doesn't want to be called domestic violence or something.

Uchiha Madara only smiled with a large background of Widowmaker, and said faintly: "Hashirama, what's wrong with you?"

"I'm really sorry for this world." Senshou Zhujian leaned his head against the corner of the wall, and his whole body was shrouded in shadow, "It's hard for me to enter the hall but I can't come up with a decent gift, so I'd better dig a hole and bury it. "

Uchiha Madara: Huh?

Qianshouzhujian thought brokenly: "It would be great if I could snatch Jianyu Leishen's ten-fist sword. Why am I so weak and didn't snatch the sword..." A straw mushroom It fell to the ground with a thud, "I'd better die if I'm so useless."

Uchiha Madara's head was covered with black lines, and his palms were itchy.In the end, he couldn't hold back, jumped up and slapped the straw mushroom on the head of Senju Zhuma directly.Then, regardless of the guy who continued to breed straw mushrooms, he just put the man on his shoulders and went out.

Well, illusion, illusion is really a good thing.

It's not like Senju Hashirama has never seen Quanna before the meeting gift or something--when Uchiha Madara led Uchiha and Senju to fight each other, Quanna fought with Senju Tobima every time.Don't look at Uchiha Izumi's beautiful facial features, which are completely different from Uchiha Madara's aggressive handsomeness. It is an appearance that is easy to get a good impression, but when you start your hands, it is definitely the hawk of the Uchiha hawks. When you meet a thousand hands, cut it first as a respect, no discussion.

Uchiha Madara is also his younger brother who is well-behaved and cute.

Uchiha Madara carried Senjujuma on his shoulders, and first packed a whole box of three-color balls into the scroll in the largest dessert shop in Thunder Cloud City.Stuffing the scroll into Senjujuma's hand, Uchiha Madara explained solemnly: "Izuna likes Sanse Wanzi the most, among other things, for the sake of Sanse Wanzi, there is no problem in entering the door."

Senshou Bashima looked moved, "Madara..."

Uchiha Madara turned his head, tsk, I can't stand being so enthusiastic.

After solving the problem of the meeting ceremony, the two used their forbearance to rush to the land of water.

Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama are peerless powerhouses standing at the pinnacle of this era, and they run wildly, not too fast.The Senshou Hashirama wooden avatar over there has not yet arrived in the Land of Fire, and the two have already arrived at the ferry.

When the Qianshou clan happily welcomed the patriarch into the clan land, the two had already stepped on the land of Shang'an, the capital of the country of water, and stood in front of the main entrance of the Nazhiquan teahouse.

Senshou Zhujian carefully straightened his collar, smoothed his cuffs, and patted the scroll containing the three-color balls in his pocket. Even the two strands of hair raised on his forehead were full of vigor.

Well, from now on, Quanna is also his younger brother.When you get home, you must have a good talk with Tobima, and you must have a good relationship with Quanna.

Between Thousand Hands: Bro?

Uchiha Madara stood aside with his sleeves folded, watching with amused tension in every strand of Senju Bashirama's hair.He could have taken people home by jumping over the wall - he often didn't go through the front door, and Hashirama was no exception - but this time, Hashirama was surprisingly insisting on visiting from the front door.After entering Shang'an, they dragged him and refused to let him take him home. Instead, he rushed into the hotel first, changed the dusty clothes, and put on straight clothes.

Madara Uchiha touched his chin, not to mention, Hashirama's usual dressing style is somewhat similar to Yuan Hiroma's, they are all light casual clothes.Now wearing this straight black dress embroidered with the dark pattern of the thousand-hand clan emblem... still not at all noble, just like a warrior wearing a prince's skin, the sense of disobedience is embarrassing.

Temperament is really strange.

It's just that Uchiha Madara smiled and watched him toss around with small thoughts that were not humane.

Well, Hashirama cares about Quanna because he cares about him, so why is he unhappy?

Yes, Not Bad.

Senshou Bashirama nodded, raised his hand and was about to knock on the door, but someone inside opened the door with a "creak".

Senshou Zhujian blinked, and met the person who was about to walk out.

Uchiha Izumi stared blankly at Senju Hashirama outside the door, he didn't even see his own brother leaning to one side smiling and looking here, but raised his hand, rubbed his eyes, and muttered "It is agreed that the eternal kaleidoscope will have no sequelae", and then with a bang, he slammed the door behind his backhand.

Uchiha Madara & Senju Hashirama: "..."

Senju Bashima looked blankly at Uchiha Madara, "Mara, Izumi..."

Before the words were finished, the closed door was suddenly pulled open. Uchiha Quanna stared blankly at Senju Hashirama with a sullen face, and said word by word, almost gnashing his teeth: "Sen, Te, Churama ,between!"

Before the words fell, Senshou Zhujian tore the seal scroll suddenly, hugged the one-meter-square box in his arms, and pushed it into Uchiha Izuna's arms, and said quickly: "Three-color balls from Thunder Cloud City, fresh Out of the pot, it's too sweet."

Uchiha Izuna's eyes widened - ha, trying to trick his brother away with a box of three-color balls? !Even the most beloved three-color meatball is not as good as the most beloved brother!

Uchiha Izuna snorted forcefully, lifted the box and was about to smash it on the ground.Fortunately, a voice stopped him in time.

"Quinai."

Uchiha Madara spoke in time.

Uchiha Izumi froze.He slowly hugged the high-lifted box in his arms again, rubbed his toes on the ground, and said lazily, "Brother Ban."

Uchiha Madara came over, rubbed Uchiha Quanna's hair, and said warmly: "Izuna, I'll take Hashirama to see. Do you still like the gift he gave you?"

Uchiha Izuna looked at Senju Bashirama with hatred, pointed like a knife, gave the box a hard slap, reached in and took out a bamboo stick with three-color balls on it, bit it and swallowed it with tears in his eyes , Sullenly said: "... I like it."

Uchiha Izuna gritted his teeth and looked at Senju Hashirama, and said eeriely, "Welcome."

Senjujuma showed a big smile on his face, he rushed over, hugged the person vigorously before Uchiha Quanna could react, and said with a smile: "Quina, long time no see. Seeing that you are doing well , I'm relieved."

Quanna is fine, Madara is fine, everything is great.

Uchiha Izuna's hands trembled, if possible, he really wanted to beat this cheerful man who seemed to be wagging his tail out.

What are you laughing at? What's so funny? !

I don't understand why you Qianshou are smiling all day long.

Handed the box full of three-color balls to Meihui, and confessed: "Put out all the three-color balls inside, and prepare some beancurd sushi, and bring them to the courtyard together."

What?What does Senjujuma like to eat?what is that?

Uchiha Izuna refused to consider the question.

As soon as he walked into the courtyard, Senju Bashima felt his legs sink, and a group of furry things jumped onto his calves.Looking down, it turned out to be an orange fox with nine tails.

Ah, isn't this the Nine Lamas?No wonder I haven't heard rumors of Nine Tails in recent years, it turned out to be Madara.

What filled my ears were the angry roars and complaints of the Nine Lamas.

"Blade! The old man told you! That damned cat can't be kept!! That cat is cunning and treacherous. It stole the grilled fish and planted it on the old man!" Jiu Lama roared, "The old man is a fox, and his favorite food is chicken legs. Not fish!!!”

The black cat with two long black tails glanced contemptuously at Ku Lama, who complained loudly and had not yet found the right person, walked in front of Uchiha Madara with graceful catwalks, turned over, revealing a white belly, sweet and greasy After meowing twice, he said very politely: "Master Madara, welcome back."

The means of competing for favor are high and low.

Uchiha Quanna glanced sympathetically at Kurama who was holding Senju Bashirama's calf to complain, sighed and shook his head.

Nine Lamas are hopeless.

Hearing the flattering voice of the cat, the Nine Lamas immediately became angry—he was too busy complaining, forgetting that human beings hadn’t come back for many days and had to say "Welcome back". The treacherous black cat is learning.

Jiu Lama thought he was secretly giving the cat another look, and then he froze himself.

Huh huh? !If it is Uchiha Madara who is kneading cat and ears, then who is the owner of this calf?

Jiu Lama raised his head suddenly, and the whole fox almost turned over because of this excessive movement.The scarlet eyes of the beast stared round, and he looked at Senju Hashirama with a curious expression on his face, and said, "Who am I, why do you smell like Madara?!" As a dog with a keen sense of smell After the fox, Kurama smelled Uchiha Madara's smell, he patronized and seized the favorable terrain to file a complaint, and completely forgot to raise his head to see if it was the rightful owner.

The cat "tsk" again, what an idiot.In vain he has the most tails and the strongest strength.

After so many years, how can you be more stupid than when you were born?

Uchiha Izuna's original thoughts of watching the excitement disappeared immediately, and when he heard that the two smelled the same, how could he not be able to figure out why they were exactly the same.Xiuya's face twisted immediately, her sinister eyes swished like knives and poked at Senshou Zhujian's body.

That, damn it, the one who beat Brother Ban, the thousand-handed bastard! ! !

Uchiha Izuna stared at a pair of eternal kaleidoscope Sharingan, and his hand was already on the saber on his waist.

But--! !

Uchiha Madara stretched out his hand to wrap Senju Hashirama's waist, hooked the corners of his lips, and said, "This is Senju Hashirama, my partner."

Uchiha Izumi is discouraged...

Can't fight, this is sister-in-law, this is sister-in-law, this is sister-in-law.

Say the important thing three times.

Uchiha Izuna looked desperately at the two people who were close to each other, staggered, and his eyes hurt.

The author has something to say: Alright, let’s turn the story to the detective story——

Detective Nana: When the crime happened, You Lu was eating three-color meatballs with me, and the footprints left around the disappearing grilled fish plate were exactly the same as Xiao Jiu's usual footprints.Although Xiao Jiu doesn't usually like to eat grilled fish, it is possible to steal the grilled fish in order to frame a certain cat.So, Xiao Jiu, what do you have to say?

Nine Lamas roared: It's not me, it's not me, it's the cat who did it again, it must be that cunning cat! !

Detective Nana: Well, the case can be closed, Xiao Jiu, your roasted chicken legs are confiscated tonight

Nine Lamas: No! ! ! !

In the courtyard, under the sun, a tortoise drying its shell is reminiscing: the grilled fish tastes really good~~