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"What's the matter?" Vishnu asked Saitama with a smile, eating ice cream in his mouth, still restless.

"Ah—I'm completely entangled!" Saitama hit the table with his head helplessly and with a headache. "There was a guy who said he wanted to be my apprentice, and then he lived in my house!"

"Ah, how long has it been?" Vishnu asked as he stuffed a mouthful of sweet and smooth ice cream into Shiva's mouth, and then Shiva grabbed his finger and held on. Vishnu didn't panic, and smiled brightly. The cream was even sweeter and more seductive, moving his fingers in Shiva's mouth.

"One week." Saitama looked unlovable, and he didn't feel it. Now he is much more lively than his past self, and his emotional ups and downs are increasing.

"Since you have allowed him to live, why does he look so uncomfortable?" After tossing for a while, Vishnu finally withdrew his finger and put it in his mouth, and then Shiva came up to kiss him one time.

Saitama thought for a moment in annoyance before saying. "I don't know what to teach him at all. I don't understand things like a teacher at all. I don't have that kind of wisdom and knowledge, so I can't teach others. Besides, my apprentice seems to be a top student."

"What does he want you to teach? He should see you as his teacher when he saw your achievements, so isn't it obvious what you should teach?" Vishnu asked, and Shiva next to him finally started to look at Saitama up.

Saitama sat up, folded his hands on his chest, tilted his head and said in annoyance. "He said he wanted to become stronger. I admitted that I was indeed stronger than him in terms of strength, and I also told him my method of cultivation, but he was completely denied! But I didn't lie!" Saitama began to hold his head and feel stuffy. .

Vishnu and Shiva looked at each other with a chuckle, and there was some evil light flashing in their eyes, he asked again. "Tell me in detail, why your apprentice doesn't believe it."

Saitama replied helplessly. "I've thought about it for a long time. It's probably because I'm still a body of flesh and blood, and he is a mechanically transformed person, so I can't use my cultivation method at all."

A deep smile flashed in Vishnu's eyes, but his face looked quite serious. "Then have you explained it to him?"

Saitama shook his head in embarrassment. "No matter what I say, he doesn't listen. What I say obviously has one meaning, but he can always hear another meaning, and the words are extremely complicated and difficult to understand! I almost can't understand myself What exactly do you mean. He asked me to fight yesterday and asked me to fight seriously, but if I was serious, he would become a piece of shit, so I had to pretend to be serious and accompany him for a while, thinking that After that he will calm down a bit, who knows he seems to be more annoying now."

"I thought he was about to give up, because he had never asked me how to become stronger, but it seemed that something was wrong. I took a peek at his notebook. There were too many things on it. I mostly looked at it. I don’t understand, but I found that he even did a detailed analysis of my postures and movements when I eat, sleep, and take a bath... and the whole article is full of praise! It’s so much that I want to dig a hole and bury it.” Saitama’s expression was already a little ashamed. "This makes me feel even more guilty! I even took his money! But I didn't teach him anything! Not only did I not teach him anything useful, but he started to take care of my daily life!"

Vishnu was trying his best to hold back a smile and did not answer, but Shiva, who had a perfect understanding with him, spoke. "Knowledge and wisdom are not all words, but also life experiences and attitudes. Your behavior is already teaching him."

"Really?" Saitama's expression was a little surprised, and he let out a slightly relaxed breath. "I really don't think I can help much. Maybe it would be better if he had a different teacher."

"About this matter, I think you can ask him in person." Shiva glanced at the direction of the gate. From the outside, their residence looks like an ordinary house with a garden. Only when you enter the courtyard can you find the specialness inside. At this time, the place where they were sitting was very far away from the gate of the house, and the space here was closed by Vishnu. Only with the permission of Vishnu and Shiva, the sound could be transmitted inside and outside, so Saitama didn’t hear it. To the voice of Genos calling him.

"Ah, I forgot that he should be back after shopping. He doesn't have a key to the house. Can I ask him to come in?" After receiving an affirmative answer, Saitama leaned back and put his hands on the ground, shouting. "Ganos, I'm here!"

"Teacher!" The blond-haired reformer Janos walked into the gorgeous courtyard that suddenly appeared with a few large bags of items, and walked quickly to Saitama's side. "Teacher, why are you here?"

"Ah, this is my friend's residence. He invited me to dinner. Sorry, I forgot to tell you. Have you been waiting for a long time?" Saitama asked with a smile.

"No, I just came back. Teacher's friend?" Genos bowed in surprise as if he saw two shiny creatures beside him at this moment. "I'm sorry! I'm the teacher's only disciple, Genos. It's the first time we meet. Please take care of me!"

Shiva nodded towards Janos in response, and Vishnu had a flash of light in his eyes, and said gently with a signature smile. "Please sit down. Since I am the only disciple, let's have dinner together. I haven't tried Japanese food yet, so you guys can introduce me."

"Okay, thank you for your invitation!" Genos put down the things he was carrying, and knelt down beside Saitama in a very standard posture. "I don't have any food hobbies, let the teacher tell me."

"Eh?" Saitama, who was almost out of his mind, was called back and frowned. "I don't have anything in particular..."

Genos immediately turned his head and said. "Teacher, don't you like cabbage very much? Meat, crab..."

"Stop stop! The focus is on Japanese food rather than what I like to eat. I should ask the owner here first." Saitama stopped Genos from speaking, and turned to look at Vishnu who had been smiling and expressionless Shiva. "Do you have any likes and dislikes?"

"Cream and milk porridge." Vishnu said again after glancing at Shiva. "Because we don't need to eat, most of the time we eat Indian food according to our hobbies. Strictly speaking, we are vegetarians, but this time we want to try dishes from other countries to experience the difference. , I remember that Japan also has curry, and the taste is different from that in India.”

Saitama thought for a while and said. "Well, vegetarian, then—"

"You don't need to take this into consideration. You can eat meat. This is a personal habit. There is no need to change it." Vishnu interrupted Saitama with a smile.

Now that the people in charge of the treats have said so, Saitama is relieved. "Then how about it? If you go to a restaurant, you won't be able to guarantee meat and vegetables when ordering food. Let's make it ourselves. I can make curry."

"I can do it too, I can be responsible for cooking." Genos added immediately.

Vishnu and Shiva looked at each other and smiled, nodded in agreement with Saitama's proposal, and Vishnu said again. "Now that we have decided, let's go buy materials. I haven't been to a supermarket yet, and it feels very novel."

A few people settled down and started to walk to the nearest supermarket. It has been a long time since Vishnu and Shiva walked in the way of mortals. It feels very comfortable to walk together in the afternoon. Japan is not as hot as India, so Going out to bask in the sun in the afternoon is also a kind of enjoyment.

They talked and laughed as they walked, and they walked for an hour to reach the supermarket. During the period, they stopped more than once to tease cats and dogs. Among them, Shiva, who seems to be expressionless but is very gentle, is the most popular among animals. Then there are Vishnu and Janos, as for Saitama... In short, Shiva is worthy of his title of beast master. He walked all the way, followed by a row of small animals. It was a bit interesting, and Vishnu's eyes sparkled and flickered endlessly.

When he came to a crowded place, Vishnu became very conspicuous, and everyone's eyes were involuntarily attracted to him. When he entered the supermarket, many people sighed regretfully, and some pregnant women followed him. After entering the supermarket, Vishnu wanted to secretly take pictures, but Vishnu smiled gently and didn't interfere with them. It was useless for them to take pictures anyway.

Because Vishnu and Shiva had no idea what kind of vegetables to buy, Saitama and Janos were in charge of buying vegetables, while Vishnu and Shiva were in charge of shopping in the supermarket and checking out, but he still took a shopping basket after thinking about it. As soon as he stretched out his hand, Shiva took the basket into his hands, and Vishnu smiled and leaned over to kiss Shiva's cheek, and then it was greasy again.Along the way, there are a lot of milk, yogurt, soy milk, cream, milkshakes in the basket... In short, Vishnu will definitely not be able to resist buying dairy products.

Vishnu also took a fancy to a lot of desserts, and the basket couldn't fit, so he used magic power to disguise it. In fact, this basket has become a bottomless pit of dimensions. At the end of the checkout, the cashier's eyes almost protruded I was so surprised, it took half an hour to finish the counting, which almost made him doubt life, and he kept touching it with the purchase blue, but fortunately, Vishnu's beautiful smile healed him , Let the cashier immediately forget about the abnormal situation just now.

The monitoring disappeared when they walked out of the supermarket. Vishnu was digging with only a box of ice cream in his hand, and Shiva was digging with a small bag in his hand. Except for the two of them, no one knew that this small bag was actually a dimension. space bag.

"Ah, your stomach is really a bottomless pit." After dinner, Saitama touched his round belly, enviously glanced at Vishnu who still had enough energy to drink yogurt, and felt inexplicably emotional.

"On the bright side, don't you save food like this?" Vishnu laughed. "Really, Genos?"

Janos, who was being called aside, nodded seriously. "Yes, everything about the teacher is the best!" Saitama covered his face in shame.

Vishnu smiled and leaned on Shiva's shoulder, and asked again. "Saitama is worried that there is no way to teach you, so I'm sorry."

"What? There's no such thing at all!" Genos turned his head to look at Saitama in surprise, and said loudly. "It is my greatest honor to be allowed to follow the teacher. The teacher is my best role model in terms of strength and personality! It is my goal in life! I actually annoyed the teacher! God! I I'm so sorry, teacher! Please don't kick me out of the teacher's door!"

"Hey, hey, hey! When did you say this!" Saitama wiped his face helplessly, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and then glanced at Vishnu who was deliberately making trouble and smiling like a flower, and turned his head to see that his forehead was already on the ground, Genos, who bowed to him standardly and made a request, stretched out his hand and pulled him up. "I didn't intend to kick you out of the school or anything, so don't add settings on your own!"

"Teacher! I made such a big mistake but you easily forgave me. You are so kind to me!" Genos raised his head moved. If he still had a real body, he might be teary by now. But even now, Saitama and the others seemed to be able to see the tail flicking behind Genos.

Saitama touched his nose in embarrassment, then glanced at Vishnu who was watching the show, stood up decisively and said. "Okay, let's stop here today, let's go first!" Saitama couldn't wait to stand up, walked out, and when he reached the door, he turned his head to look at Genos who was a little depressed because Saitama didn't get a response Said. "Janos, follow up."

"Yes! Teacher!" Genos immediately followed up with his tail flicking happily, and at the same time he didn't forget to take the items he bought before.

After the two left, Vishnu smiled and lay on Shiva's lap, and Shiva laughed because of Vishnu's happiness, and gently stroked his back.

"Aren't they funny?" Vishnu asked as he lay on Shiva's lap.

"They will be companions, they are very suitable, like uniquely shaped and matching vessels." Shiva gently outlined Vishnu's eyebrows.

"His energy is also very interesting." Vishnu submissively let Shiva caress him. "If the other one doesn't show up, he might be able to become the new god, he already has divinity."

"And the most wonderful thing is to be with you. If there is no you in this world, I would not—" Shiva covered his mouth before he could finish speaking.

Vishnu restrained his smile and looked at the other party with a serious expression. This is his appearance as the supreme god-king, and he said majesticly and forcefully.

"You and I are immortal forever."

Shiva is also the Tao of tenderness and firm commitment.

"I promise, forever."

Hearing this, Vishnu burst into a lotus-like smile, overlapping with Shiva's figure.