Jump off the cliff, don't aim at my field [Quick Transmigration]

Yan Ran has been in seclusion in the secret room for more than a month without eating or drinking. Every day, Comrade Leader would wailing, roaring, pleading, and cursing outside the door. Anyway, there was a lot of drama.

The leader has always hidden his homosexual femininity very deeply. He actually has a deep obsessive-compulsive disorder about where to put his skirts, rouge and jewelry. He feels that other places except the secret room are not safe. Even if these skirts are not worn on him In the house, if he is seen, he will feel suspicious, so recently he takes the clothes, jewelry and shoes with him when he goes out, because no one in the church dares to ask him what he is carrying with him.

Yan Ran has recovered his skills quickly over the past month or so. After all, he has practiced so many times, practice makes perfect, and his efficiency is getting faster each time.

Over a month has been spent in the secret room of Yan Ran's house, where he practiced peacefully and the leader was frightened. When Yan Ran came out, the leader didn't even bother to lose his temper, and rushed into the secret room with his things in his arms, and quickly put away the things after closing the door , then turned around and looked at Yan Ran.

"Little brother, why are you so mean! I'm going to be scared to death outside! Do you know that every day I... (complain here for 10 minutes)... my subordinates stared at the package, and I found that the package was not fastened and the skirt was exposed I almost want to kill someone!" Comrade Leader killed all his complaints, but found that Yan Ran was not listening at all, after all, he complained, begged and lost his temper every day, trying to get Yan Ran to open the door.

Comrade Leader stared at Yan Ran and approached slowly, his little nose twitched and asked Yan Ran, and then frowned and scanned the secret room in doubt, and finally asked in great perplexity: "Little brother, how many months have you spent?" Do you not wash your hands without taking a bath, eating or drinking? Why is there no peculiar smell here?"

Not to mention the smell of sweat on my little brother's body, there are even bursts of fragrance. Is this what it should look like after being locked in the house for more than a month? !The clothes are neat, the face is rosy, the skin is fair and tender, the hair is fresh and smooth, and the face is so unshaven and smooth that even the hairs are hard to see. Why do you pay so much attention to your image after retreating?

I'm really sorry, cultivating immortals... Absorbing the essence of the aura, the sun and the moon, it's pretty good after retreating and meditating without being surrounded by immortal energy, but a little fragrance is too ordinary, and besides, it's not like Yan Ran was really deprived of water and food. I can't clean it, how can I become sloppy, I just open the door now because I am afraid that if I stay longer, I will be regarded as a monster.

"Cultivation in retreat, do you want to eat, drink, and scatter?" Yan Ran pretended to be confused, as if he didn't know what it was like to practice in retreat.

Seeing his appearance, Comrade Leader frowned, and he could only make a serious excuse in his heart. The little brother probably practiced a strange technique, which is different from others.

Yan Ran stayed in the secret room of the leader for more than a month, and all the outsiders were hiding in the golden house of the leader of the missionary. He was reluctant to show the beauty outside. He was locked in the room every day and couldn't go out. Who knew that the leader was afraid that his skirt would be caught outside. see!

Anyway, those who used to hate Yan Ran are even more hated now, but I have never been able to find a chance to express my inner disgust. Anyway, the people of the Demon Cult are very wanton, even if they are the leader, they will be embarrassed if they have no strength and no everyone's approval. Well, although those beauties were not saddened by the male congregation, the girls in the congregation who admired the leader also formed a group to provoke them, and the leader didn't care about these things anyway.

Yan Ran also stayed at home for a long time, he was single-minded as if staying in one place, the less people the better, because there are many people and there are many right and wrong, his physique that attracts troubles, maybe he will encounter many troubles when he goes out once.But he didn't want to go out, Comrade Leader wanted to take his little brother for a stroll in his territory.

Although Comrade Leader is a member of the Demon Cult, he also has a ruthless side, but if he releases his nature, he is actually not so cruel and irritable. Such a character would be very intimidating, he would have to pretend in front of others, but he didn't need to face Yan Ran.

"Little brother, are you going to visit the garden?"

"Don't go."

"Little brother, shall I take you to swim in the lake?"

"Don't go."

"Little brother, let's ride a horse to see the scenery?"

"Don't go."

"Little brother, why don't you just go out and play! It's so boring to stay in the house all day and not go anywhere!"

"Not boring. If you are bored, you can go out and leave me alone."

"Little brother!"

"kindness?"

"Little brother, I'm angry! I'm really angry!"

"Oh, be angry."

"I won't obey you~ little brother~ I promise you~ I like my little brother the most! Don't you like me, little brother? I won't agree to such a trivial thing as going out with someone, my little brother must not like him , little brother, are you still angry about people forcing you to come back with him? He just likes little brother, don’t be angry little brother, I really want to cry..." Comrade leader hugged Yan Ran’s arm With a face full of crying and whining, one side was full of tears and acted coquettishly and wronged, while the other side carefully observed the changes in Yan Ran's expression.

"Okay, okay, okay, are you asking me to take all your clothes outside for your subordinates to take a good look at!" Yan Ran looked impatient, you would be naive if you thought you would compromise if you were disgusted up.

"Hi... little brother, how bad are you! Hip, I, I, I hate you the most! Hip, hi... hiccup! Ahhh, I'm so upset, hiccup!" Comrade leader was caught by Yan Ran's words accidentally Hiccupping in fright, he couldn't stop at all, he stared at Yan Ran with an aggrieved face, stomped his feet and left the secret room.

"Hmph! If you don't want to come out, just burp, don't come out! Hiccup, I'll burp tomorrow, and let people move everything in! Hiccup, a lot of people! Tell them to burp, and let them all come in!" Comrade leader returned to the bedroom angrily. , Lying on the bed with a quilt covering his head, the sound of 'hiccup' could be heard from time to time in the quilt, and his body was still twitching with the sound of hiccups, it was miserable.

"..." Let's live in the secret room tomorrow.

Waking up the next day, Yan Ran heard the noise in the yard, the clanging sound accompanied by the voices of men and women.

"Put the rockery here!"

"This tree can't be put anywhere, that's where the lake is to be completed!"

"Quick, quick! After digging the pit, you need to pave it with stones. The master will raise koi here. You must pick good-looking stones and put them in, and they will be even in size!"

"You haven't finished digging the hole yet! We're about to dig through here, and if you don't hurry up, maybe the water will seep through!"

"Are you blind! That flower will be trampled to death by you!"

"Quick, quick! Why hasn't the shed been finished yet? Get it done early and let's evacuate as soon as possible. The mess in the yard should be quick with your hands and feet, and don't trample on the transplanted flowers and plants!"

"The main teachers, Zhuifeng and Wangyue, have brought them here, where should they be placed?"

"That, that! The newly built shed is for chasing the wind and watching the moon, please lead it in, you should keep your voice down to scare the leader's beloved horse!"

"..." What are you doing? !Do you really want to have gardens, lakes and horses in the yard?

Yan Ran walked to the window and slightly opened the window a little. It turned out to be clean and tidy, although it was very big, but it was very simple and nothing. The yard became a mess, with people coming and going and carrying all kinds of things. .

"Hey, have you heard?"

"What did you hear?"

"The reason why the leader made such a big move this time is because of the male fox who lives in the yard now. I heard that the male fox will not go out after saying anything. The leader moved all the scenery in the church into this small yard for him. Even if the beauty smiles, I don't know how a big man can fascinate the leader so much."

"Ah, ah! This, I heard, and I also heard that the former beauties of the leader are going crazy with jealousy, but the leader has never done these things for them, the most is to take them out to buy some clothes Just jewelry."

"Hey, didn't you hear that there is a mysterious beauty next to the leader? The leader would occasionally buy some clothes, jewelry, rouge and gouache, but he didn't give it to any beauties in the yard. Tell me... that male fox is actually a woman disguised as a man? ? Could it be that the leader turned the mysterious beauty from darkness to light?"

"Huh?! You have a good idea, it sounds very possible!"

"..." What a mess.

Out of sight and out of mind, Yan Ran simply closed the window and walked into the secret room. Once the stone door was closed, everything was silent, and he couldn't hear anything. However, the silence didn't last long, and he was forced to come out of the meditation state after only a few hours. woke up.

"Open the door! Open the door! Little brother, open the door! Don't hide inside and make no noise, I know you are here!"

"..." Are you possessed by Aunt Xue?

This time it can be regarded as a new height for Comrade Leader, it doesn’t matter what kind of golden house hides the beauty, it’s all thanks to the strength of the beautiful woman who smiled and moved away from the teaching, and moved all the beautiful scenery of the whole teaching into a small courtyard in one morning, just because of the beauty I don't want to go out because of the long distance.

Yan Ran was forced to steadily increase his hatred. Sincerely, if he went out, he would be sorry for his high hatred if he did not encounter a few assassinations.

Yan Ran said that if he died, he would not go out, and Comrade Leader really had nothing to do with him, but the beauty was moved into the yard. Although Yan Ran complained that Comrade Leader was a little out of his mind, he would still occasionally sit in the yard and admire him. Feeding fish with flowers or feeding horses with carrots, the retirement life is also colorful.

Even if Comrade Leader is free, it is impossible to stay in the teaching all year round. After all, there are many branches besides the headquarters, and you have to go out to inspect at least once a year, even if you only go to a few branches that are relatively close. Want meaning.

Even if Comrade Leader did not want to leave Yanran, and dragged his time for inspections from mid-March to the end of April, he still had no choice but to set out on the road with great reluctance.

There are no tigers in the mountains, and those guys who have a lot of opinions about Yan Ran have become more active.