That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Guo Jie, who didn't fall asleep until three o'clock in the morning, was dragged out of bed by his roommate amidst howling in pain.When he sat up with his messy hair, and saw that the time displayed on his phone was "05:00", he almost chopped off the heart of this group of bastards.

"I rushed to work until three o'clock last night, don't you fucking know?!" Guo Jie yelled at Zhao Feng, who was closest to him. Pointing to the class schedule that Guo Jie posted next to the bed: "You said it yourself, today's class is invited by your favorite original artist to give a lecture, you must not miss it."

Hua Xu, the second child in the dormitory at the side, poked his head out to echo the sound: "That's right, that's right, you also said that even if we break your dog legs, we have to wake you up!"

Guo Jie was taken aback when he heard the words, and began to carefully search for the unclear memory in Hun Huan's mind. He hugged the quilt, and didn't even bother to press down on the bristling hair on the top of his head. After 10 minutes passed, he was finally in the In the corner of the brain, I found a memory about this incident.

Guo Jie nodded slowly, but the people in the dormitory had long since disappeared, and Guo Jie didn't mind. He picked up the clothes that had been stacked on the bed in advance, climbed down the upper bunk slowly, and slowly put on clothes. After finishing the clothes, in the bathroom, I found the old Sifang Yan and the second brother Hua Xu who hadn't left yet. Guo Jie stepped forward, and precisely left a solid chestnut on the second child's head: " Your pudgy legs are dog legs."

The memory he just fished out of "The Corner" didn't involve asking his roommate to interrupt his dogleg.

After rubbing it on his face as if he had a grudge against his own skin, Guo Jie hurriedly squeezed toothpaste and brushed his teeth. After rinsing his mouth, he wiped off the foam around his mouth. A runaway wild dog went straight to the cafeteria.

Even if the wind is running under his feet, Guo Jie still has the time to take out his mobile phone to check the time. It is 45:07, and it is not yet 30:[-]. Too many, if he ordered quickly, there would not be many people in the cafeteria.

The Academy of Fine Arts that Guo Jie works in is one of the best in the Rabbit Country. Many famous painters and painters in the Rabbit Country graduated from this academy, including the original painter who was invited to start the class today. Guo Jie graduated from the Academy of Fine Arts, and because of his admiration for this painter, even though the college entrance examination scores are very high, he did not hesitate to include it in his goals.In order to pass the exam, Guo Jie studied hard for a whole year with his head covered. Fortunately, his hard work paid off, and he passed the exam successfully.

There were already quite a few people in the cafeteria, Guo Jie rushed forward to line up, and when he was finally in line, he stood in front of the cafeteria aunt, and began to inspect the dishes in the basin with green eyes, reporting the After five or six names, he walked towards an empty seat with two full dinner plates with a satisfied face.

In addition to worshiping idols, Guo Jie wanted to be admitted to this school. Another important reason was that the school's cafeteria was famous for its delicious food.According to legend, it is an existence that can rival restaurants.After actually tasting it, Guo Jie's eyes were filled with tears, seniors and sisters, please do not deceive me.

After disposing of the food in a whirlwind, Guo Jie staggered towards the classroom while stroking her round belly.

There was a sudden vibration in his trouser pocket, Guo Jie hurriedly took out his phone from his pocket, glanced at it and couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Qiyueqiong: pot, my pot, are you there?

Qiyueqiong: Poor, my pot, if you don't return to me, I'm going to die

Qiyueqiong: I'm really going to die, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, QAQ

Pot cover: ...

Qiyueqiong is the nickname he gave to his friend Qiyueqiong, and later he used it as a note for Qiyueqiong.Qiyueqiong, whose real name is Qi Ying, is his junior high school classmate, in the same school and in different classes, one year older than him, and for some reason, the two like-minded people hook up.They didn't go to the same high school after graduating from junior high school, and they only dated on Knockout.Later, Qi Ying suddenly became interested in radio dramas when she was in college, and entered the radio drama circle without hesitation and became a small transparent planner.

Pot cover: I suspect you have been lowered.

Qiyueqiong: == I'm talking to you, if you are so indifferent to people, you won't be able to find a partner!

Pot cover: ...Bye bye.

Qiyueqiong: QAQ don't don't!I really need you!

Guo Jie rolled his eyes and glanced at the time directly above. His feet were not slow, and his fingers were clicking on the screen at the same speed.

Pot cover: Hurry up, you are just chatting casually before you go to work, and I have to rush to class.

Qi Ying, who was sitting in front of the computer, choked for a moment, and couldn't help but rolled her eyes at the dialog box, but her typing speed was extremely fast.

Qiyueqiong: QAQ is my fault, are you taking on dramas recently?

Pot cover: ...

Pot cover: No, I don't accept any prison/imprisonment/rape/rape bondage, you pervert!

When Guo Jie thought of the scripts that Qi Ying had recommended to him before, he felt cold sweat running down his back and chills.

The main reason why Qi Ying has been in the pit for so long but has not gained any fame is because of her unique taste. Although H radio dramas are almost a welfare that most people like to see, she rapes, imprisons, or puts The opponent disassembled into the belly, most people would feel very uncomfortable when they saw this kind of plot.

No matter how much Guo Jie likes to play H, he is just an ordinary person, and he will be wilted at the first sight of this kind of plot, okay?

Guo Jie glanced at the time, decisively stopped looking at Qi Ying's reply, turned off the phone's vibration, and stuffed it back into his trouser pocket.

City S in early spring is always cloudy and rainy, but today is a rare fine weather. The sun has just risen and is trying to radiate heat. A tiny dot of light.Although it didn't bring much heat, it still made many people feel an illusion of warmth.

Guo Jie was humming a song while looking left and right to enjoy the scenery. It didn't look like he was going to class, but rather like a retired old man strolling in the park.

The heating in the classroom was not very high, but at least it made people feel that the chill on their bodies had been dispelled when they stepped into the room.

After finding a good seat, Guo Jie had the time to look at the situation in the classroom. As expected, it was empty, and the students who came to the class were sparse, no more than twenty at most, sitting scattered in various directions in the classroom.

Guo Jie glanced at the wall clock in the middle of the classroom. It was [-]:[-], and the teacher hadn't come yet. He simply took out his mobile phone, glanced at the button, and automatically ignored the message from Qi Ying.