That facial paralysis you dropped your book

After an "in-depth" "communication" and an "enthusiastic" "discussion" with Lu Chen, they finally reached the harmony of their lives... Oh no, they finally successfully "reached a consensus".

After more than a month of showing affection on Weibo, Guo Jie finally got tired of it.Holding the dog that has grown up a lot, Guo Jiewo was scrolling Weibo in front of the computer, watching various new dramas released by various plans and CVs that were concerned about each other. I have the urge to pick up a new play.

As a person who always says he will do it, Guo Jie decisively opened the button for planning "Eat My Big Ding".

Pot cover: Da Ding Ding, are you there! !

Eat my big dick: What are you doing? You are in a hurry, what, you are not in harmony with your partner X, so you are lonely and unbearable. Are you going to take on a drama to comfort your empty, lonely and cold heart?

Pot cover: (ノ｀Д)ノ Get lost, sir!But seriously, is there a good book?

Eat My Big Dick: Yes, "The Domineering Husband's Little Jiao Shou", "I Don't Stop the Bully", which one do you want to pick?

Pot cover: ...

Looking at the two messages sent by Da Ding Ding that look like H-dramas, and have a name that feels like a shocking God, Guo Jie angrily licked two poor little white dogs that he had already named Gou Zi, and then quickly typed a reply .

Pot cover: Your second uncle, don't tell me that I'm like a dissatisfied dead man, okay?I don't accept H!Change to something else!

Eat my dick: -0- then it's gone, goodbye my friend!

Pot cover: ...The name is normal.

Eat my dick: So many requests... just wait for me to look for it.

Guo Jie saw that after Ding Ding sent this message, there was no new message dialog box, and began to wait while pawing the dog.He waited and waited, waited and waited, Guo Jie felt that the dog in his arms was going to be turned into a bald dog by himself, but Ding Ding still didn't come back.

Guo Jie angrily put the dog on the ground, and saw it "swoosh", and escaped from the reach of his hand like an arrow from the string.

Guo Jie was stunned to see it rushing out the door, and secretly cursed "dead dog" in his heart, then turned around and pinched his fingers, intending to educate Ding Ding seriously and strictly.

However, when Guo Jie turned around, he found that Ding Ding had sent him a reply.

Eat Me Big Ding Ding: There is one, "Hourglass", what about the name?Is it literary enough?

Pot lid: ...? ? ?Are you sure this is an H drama?Isn't it a little fresh and clear water drama?

Sitting in front of the computer, Da Ding Ding looked at the message from Guo Jie, and a sinister smile appeared on his round and lovely face.Unfortunately, Guo Jie couldn't see it.

Eat Me Big Ding Ding: Yes, I found this Qingshui drama after searching for a long time, why don't you thank me soon?

Pot cover: Thank you boss, bow your head to boss!

Eat My Big Ding Ding: Okay, this drama is not long, at most it will be a whole episode.You hand in the dry voice early, and I will send you the script right away, and the link to the original work is also included.Oh, by the way, I can't go back on my word if I pick it up. If I go back on it, I'll ask for your home address in July, and then go to your home to cry, make trouble, and hang myself, and seduce your husband by the way.

Pot lid: ... Get lost!Go outside the gate of death!

Guo Jie, who didn't realize that he had been tricked at all, closed the button angrily after receiving the script. He didn't even have the mood to open the script to take a look, so he just turned off the computer.

"Daughter-in-law—!" The more he thought about it, the more unhappy he became. Guo Jie rushed out of the door while howling, first jumped into the master bedroom, then jumped into the study when he saw no one inside, and then buried his head in the desk where he was working seriously. Lu Chen carried it on his back.

"...What's wrong." Lu Chen, who was already too lazy to correct his spelling, sighed, stopped what he was doing, and turned to look at the guy who was rubbing against his back all the time.

"Daughter-in-law, do I look that much like a dissatisfied Sao Gong?" Guo Jie raised his head aggrievedly, his eyes full of water matched with his nose that was red from rubbing on Lu Chen's shirt just now, his whole body People seem to be wronged.

"...Of course not." Lu Chen answered him very seriously, and before Guo Jie could show a happy smile, he slapped him hard: "You don't have much to do with Gong, at most It's Gong's wife."

Guo Jie: "..."

MMP.

Seeing Lu Chen with a sincere face, Guo Jie gritted his teeth, stretched out his hand and squeezed Lu Chen's muscular back hard.After seeing his calm face distorted due to the pain, Guo Jie finally withdrew his hand in great satisfaction.Just when he turned around contentedly and was about to leave, he felt his stomach being strangled by something suddenly, and then he fell backwards in embarrassment.

When he fell into Lu Chen's arms, Guo Jie still didn't come back to his senses. He blinked twice, looked at Lu Chen's chin in front of him, then stretched out his hand, and touched the breast on which his head rested. .

Lu Chen: "..."

It’s really impossible not to teach them a lesson.

It was already dark, and walking back to the computer, clutching his red buttocks and his sore waist from exercise, Guo Jie turned on the computer very sadly, intending to read the original work of "Hourglass" Xiaoqing to save his grief and anger Incomparable mood.

However, after reading the original novel briefly, Guo Jie not only did not feel that his mood had improved, but felt that he was now like a bomb at a critical point, which might explode in the next second.

What about the Xiaoqing Qingshui drama?What's going on with this coquettish protagonist?And why does the warm and emotional scene suddenly become a ghost while walking and attacking?All of a sudden, it went from sweet meat to sexual abuse, and in the next second, it went to such a terrible thing as ice love.

Guo Jie felt that his expression at this moment might be exactly the same as the black question mark emoji pack that was so popular on the Internet before. He squeezed the mouse angrily, just like pinching the cute little neck of Ding Ding, wishing to crush it to pieces .

Pot cover: Who will attack?

Since Da Ding Ding didn't show him the Cass watch, Guo Jie, who couldn't hold back his curiosity, sent such a message to Da Ding Ding, but Da Ding Ding didn't seem to be there, although his head was on, but After more than ten minutes, there was no reply from Guo Jie.

Guo Jie, who gave up waiting, turned off the computer and was about to wash up and go to sleep.He looked at the tiny bathroom in the guest room, and decided to use the one in the master bedroom.

No matter what the situation is, you can sleep very soundly. This is an adjective tailor-made for Guo Jie. Under Lu Chen's various "harassment", Guo Jie still sleeps so droolingly that Lu Chen doesn't know what to say. Good frustration.

At six o'clock in the morning, Guo Jie, who woke up naturally, stretched his waist, looked at the vacant seat beside him that was still warm, and threw himself on it, rolling the bedding, which was originally clean, into a mess. , contentedly climbed out of bed.

Smelling the scent, he ran to the restaurant and snatched the breakfast Lu Chen had prepared for him. Guo Jie stretched out his thieves hand to Gouzi who was quietly eating dog food. After messing up the dog’s white hair, Guo Jie Satisfied, he walked back to the room.Originally planning to start recording dry sound, he immediately stopped tinkering with the sound card when he found out that Ding Ding had replied to his message.

Eat My Big Ding: A CV for attacking?I'm a novice, and it matches your ID very well. It's a big pot. How about it? Is it suitable for you?I feel that after the two of you have finished coordinating this drama, you can get rid of the fate of being paired with Cucumber Lalang!

Pot cover: ...

Please don't do this, he has a wife (?) who covered him. Thank you.

Suddenly a sense of guilt surged into his heart, Guo Jie pursed his lips, and subconsciously glanced at the living room. Although he didn't have clairvoyant eyes, he seemed to see Lu Chen's unattractive expression at this moment.

Pot cover: Do you have the contact information of the CV?I have something to discuss with him in advance.

Eat my dick: Yes, wait a minute.

With the help of Da Ding Ding, Guo Jie got the number of "a big broken pot". Seeing that the other party's level is almost zero, it is obvious that this is a small number.Guo Jie added the other party's friend with some apprehension. He had prepared himself for the other party's seldom being on this account, but unexpectedly, the friend was almost gone in seconds.

Looking at the flashing horn icon in the lower right corner, at that moment, Guo Jie wondered if something happened to his eyes.

A big broken pot: what's the matter?

Another person with a particularly official tone. According to his experience, most of these people are not very good at communicating.Guo Jie thought to himself and scratched his head.

Pot cover: That's right, I want to cooperate with you on the CV of "Hourglass", and the role I will take over is the host.Because your ID and mine are a bit confusing, I hope we don’t interact with each other after the main drama comes out, I don’t want to use ID to come to wheat bran, I’m afraid my daughter-in-law will feel uncomfortable watching it, maybe this request is a bit abrupt Alright, I'm here to apologize to you first, I hope you can agree to my request, please.

Looking at the large section of messages he sent, Guo Jie nodded in satisfaction, feeling that he was both official and honest.However, the other party did not reply for a long time, not even a "typing in progress" prompt.Guo Jie began to feel a little impatient, but he felt that it was not good to urge others like this, so he stood in front of the computer and waited for a response.

One Big Bot: Yes, I'm sorry my ID caused you trouble.

The response finally came, although it was still in that cold official tone, but fortunately, it turned out to be the one he wanted.

Pot cover: It's okay, I'm the one who troubled you, I'm really sorry.

A big broken pot: It's okay, I'll go to work first, please go ahead.

Pot lid: ok ok, bye! (^_^)/

Guo Jie sent an emoji in a good mood, but the other party seemed to leave after sending him the message.Looking at the darkened elephant head in a broken pot, Guo Jie curled his lips, obviously the official tone was the same, but Lu Chen was cuter, this guy looked like a cold machine, not cute at all.

The plot of "Hourglass" is not in the same time and space as this name at all. The only thing related to the name of the text may be that the main character in the text as the protagonist is surnamed Sha.

Guo Jie actually doubted that the main subject was missed by the main attacker, so the author named this article "Hourglass".

Judging from the characters, "Hourglass" is still a novel of the "dominant president falls in love with me", but it just accidentally goes further and further down the perverted path.

The protagonist Shafa, voiced by Guo Jielai, is an innocent "little white rabbit" who accidentally breaks into the "wolf den" where Ban Deng is the main attacker. he.

Looking at the original book, Guo Jie couldn't help but rolled his eyes, sofa bench, this is a love-hate story about a furniture store, right?Is there a coffee table?Why don't the TV cabinets join in the fun?

Guo Jie complained wantonly in his heart, and then laughed aloud because of the complaint in his heart.Guo Jie continued to read after laughing, but the next paragraph almost made him spit all over the screen.

"Shafa looked at the expressionless Ban Deng, and felt as if his heart was being twisted. He yelled at him angrily: 'Tell me! I don't have me in your heart at all! The person you really love is actually Xiaocha. Send it right! Tell me!'"

Guo Jie: "..."

There really is a coffee table.

Looking at the name "small tea table", Guo Jie couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth. He felt that the author's brain was a bit big, and he felt that he couldn't paste it with mud.

Halfway through the plot, the bloody plot of "the domineering president falls in love with me" suddenly changed, and Guo Jie watched in horror as Gong, who was originally full of "I'm cool, I show off, I'm crazy", suddenly turned into "I It’s okay if you don’t love you but you have to love me or I’ll kill you”, and the main subject who is dubbed by himself also goes from the naive and ignorant little boy of “why do you not understand why you don’t love me anymore” White Rabbit has become a sudden abandonment mode of "no, I don't love you anymore, I'm leaving you and we don't want to be together anymore".

Rubbing his forehead that was throbbing from the stimulation of the plot, Guo Jie sincerely regretted accepting the radio drama, but it was too late, he had no chance to refuse.

Guo Jie sat on the chair in a daze for a while, and finally decided to finish the dubbing early, took out the equipment and installed it, and opened the first script.

After reading this paragraph for the first time, Guo Jie felt that his three views were about to collapse. He really regretted it, but unfortunately there was really no way back.

However, for some reason, he usually did it once, but this time he was not very satisfied after four or five times. He obviously didn’t feel this way when he dubbed the more shameful lines before. Guo Jie scratched his head in a bit of a breakdown. After a while, but without success, he thought about it, and decisively opened the buckle.

Pot cover: Uh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

boss:……

Boss: What are you smoking?

Seeing Mr. Boss, who has been returning in seconds since being with him, Guo Jie felt an inexplicable sense of satisfaction in his heart.He twisted disgustingly on the chair several times before he began to tap the keyboard slowly.

Pot cover: Aww qwq I feel so sad and I want to cry, come back to comfort me!

boss:……

Boss: Take medicine when you are sick.

Seeing Lu Chen's ruthless reply, Guo Jie's eyes widened angrily, but no matter what he sent, Lu Chen never replied.

Guo Jie felt that he had been hurt, so he turned off Koukou while humming (?), switched back to the recording software, and continued to devote himself to the great cause of dry recording, and this recording was recorded directly until evening... …

"Who are you? I don't know you! What are you doing? Go away! Don't come near me! Help——!"

After Guo Jie screamed like a pig butcher, he heard a loud "bang" through the monitor earphones covering his ears.

He looked at the place where the noise came from with a dazed expression, and looked at Lu Chen who had kicked the door open just now in embarrassment.

Lu Chen stared at him silently for a long while, then said calmly, "Don't yell so badly in the future."

After Lu Chen finished speaking, he turned around and left very calmly. By the way, he gently closed the poor door that was kicked open by him very intimately.

Guo Jie, who didn't know how to complain, was stunned for a while, and then his eyes widened suddenly.

Who do you think is ugly from Mahle Gobi?It's ugly, don't let me speak out when you do that in the future! !

The poor door was barely closed after that kick, but it was still "limping".Looking at the violently damaged door lock, Guo Jie scratched his head in distress. If the door is not closed tightly, the noise outside the door cannot be completely isolated, so he cannot record. However, he does not want to pay for repairs, but according to Lu Chen's attitude just now...he will definitely not be willing to pay.

Guo Jie opened his shriveled little wallet, his already frowning brows became even tighter, and the corners of his mouth drooped.

The few red bills left in the wallet are telling their present owner how poor he is.

After thinking about those shocking lines, Guo Jie decided to take a holiday for himself today, and if he continued to recite those lines sincerely, he might go mad with epilepsy.

However, the leisurely time was not too long. Just as he was lying on the bed and drinking an iced soda, the phone in his hand vibrated suddenly. Looking at the huge "Dingding" on the caller ID, Guo Jie could only I felt my scalp go numb for a while, and my hair exploded in fright.

Trembling, Guo Jie put the phone to his ear carefully, and then he heard Ding Ding's loud voice: "Hey! Let me tell you about the pot, you only have It takes a week to get the dry voice done! If I don't hear your voice by then... Hehe, I'll kill you at your house, strip you naked, tie you up and throw you to Gay!"

"No, no, no, don't do that! I will hand it in on time! For sure!" Feeling a rush of cold air rushing to the tailbone, Guo Jie was so frightened that he responded repeatedly, and then hung up the phone without waiting for Da Ding Ding to answer.

Touching the inexplicably twitching buttocks, Guo Jie jumped up from the bed like a carp, not caring whether the door could be closed tightly, and just recorded a dry sound.

Due to Guo Jie's "broken pot and smashed" practice, the dry sound of "Hourglass" was recorded very quickly. Within a week, he sent the complete dry sound to Ding Ding's mailbox, and before Da Ding Ding Ding Ding praised his speed in surprise, and he took the lead in blocking Ding Ding's buttons.

Looking at the undeliverable message with a dazed face, Da Ding Ding expressed his innocence, what did he do?

However, when he heard Guo Jie's dry voice, he finally understood why Guo Jie blocked him in such a hurry.

MMP, you recorded all the sound of the decoration next door, and you still have to show your face? !How can I explain to my late wife? !

Ding Ding, who was extremely angry, hurriedly dialed Guo Jie's mobile phone, but the cold notification sound from the receiver told him that Guo Jie not only blocked his QQ, but also blocked his mobile phone.

With a dark face, Ding Ding decisively clicked on the phone's address book, selected "Qi Ying" in the row of names and dialed it.

Guo Jie, who was still thankful that he moved quickly enough to blackmail, had no idea that a dirty deal about him had already been secretly completed. He ran into the study very happily, and hugged Lu Chen who was busy with work from behind. , and started bragging to him about his "great achievements" just now.

"Didn't you say that he has Qi Ying's mobile phone number?" Although the work process was abruptly interrupted, Lu Chen was neither angry nor annoyed, and turned his head to Guo Jie, who was lying on his shoulder, showing a touch of pampering. smile.

"That's right." Guo Jie, who didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, replied casually, and at the same time rubbed Lu Chen's shoulder several times.

"Then have you ever thought that he may already know the address of our house?" Lu Chen looked at Guo Jie who was nestling on his shoulder and tried to act like a baby, and smiled, but the gloating in that smile was a bit obvious.

"...Damn it!" The smile that was still at the corner of his mouth froze for a moment, Guo Jie raised his head suddenly, roared, and ran back to the bedroom in a hurry, ignoring Lu Chen who was rubbing his ears shaken by his roar.

Guo Jie, who rushed back to the bedroom, rushed to the closet immediately, took out the big suitcase that belonged to him in the corner of the big closet in the bedroom, and then began to take off the clothes he hung from the hangers, and grouped them together. The regiment was just stuffed into the suitcase.

Guo Jie packed his luggage like a storm, and Guo Jie dragged the suitcase and rushed towards the door.Lu Chen, who had just stepped out of the study room, looked at Guo Jie who was running towards the door like a mad dog running off the leash with a dazed expression on his face. Going hand: "What to do?"

"I'll find a place to hide for a few days, and I'll come back when Da Ding Ding leaves!" Guo Jie eagerly wanted to break away from Lu Chen's hand, but felt that he was holding it tighter.

"Hiding is not a problem, I will help you solve it."

Guo Jie felt that he really believed in Lu Chen's evil, and with just one word from him, he gave up the idea of ​​dodging, and retreated into the room with peace of mind.Guo Jie, who suddenly became anxious again, patted his forehead, but when he thought of the way Lu Chen looked at him just now, he calmed down inexplicably.

Forget it, what's the big deal, let's check Weibo and calm down!

Da Ding Ding's Weibo was updated last night, and the content of the update is that the dry sound of "Hourglass" has been collected, and the post-production is in full swing.Guo Jie looked at this Weibo, couldn't help but clicked on the comment area, and sure enough, he saw a lot of remarks like "fucking social revenge can be made into a radio drama", and some people thought he had left After the single dog army, the taste became more and more serious.

Looking at the comments that said his taste has become stronger, Guo Jie expressed his grievance. Can he be blamed for this?He was also cheated by the big dick!He is a victim!The really heavy-tasting pervert is the big dick!

Guo Jie angrily switched to the homepage of Weibo and posted a Weibo. However, the moment he posted it, he realized that he was on the wrong account. The Weibo written in the tone of "a broken pot" appeared in the " Boss, you annoying old goblin" on...

Guo Jie didn't know why he logged into this account, he only knew that if he didn't delete Weibo immediately, he would lose his vest.

Guo Jie deleted that weibo with almost the fastest hand speed in his life. Seeing that only the last updated weibo remained, he let out a heavy breath, and let go of his originally suspended heart. some.

However, he was not in a hurry to quit Weibo, but began to revisit this very familiar Weibo trumpet carefully.Looking at the comics that used Lu Chen as the prototype at that time, he felt more and more distasteful, especially the Japanese "boss" man drawn with Xu Wen as the prototype, Guo Jie found it even more annoying. He ran to the door with a guilty conscience, locked the door, then ran back to the computer desk, and turned on the PS——

After a long time, "Boss, you annoying old goblin" was finally updated again. The author who died violently after being discovered by the boss in the readers' speculation was resurrected again. All the readers became restless, and they clutched their heavy taste mouth to the update, and then it feels like something's not quite right.

The bald, beer-bellied boss who was originally the boss of Wannian seems to be a converted serf singing this time, his head is no longer bald, his belly is not big, and he is actually an attack!And he also attacked a young man with a handsome face!Readers stared at this update in disbelief, damn it, not only has the ugly always been transformed into a beautiful one, but even the plot has changed from a simple, crude and meaty romance to a pink-bubbled romance! !

Readers who originally just came to watch heavy-tasting meat dramas said that the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes are really a bit unsafe this time.And some readers with great brains have already produced countless plots in their minds at this moment, but in the end they all thought of the same thing by coincidence——

Spotted JQ's eyes: Fuck, you, the author, don't you have eyes with the boss, right? !Come out and say "I'm sorry, we're actually together" to my old lady!

Guo Jie: "..."

I beat you uncle!

Guo Jie snorted twice, and suddenly saw a familiar tone in the comments.

LC2468: ...wait for me.

This inexplicable comment didn't have a single like or reply, maybe Guo Jie saw it because it had just been posted, but it was such a nonsensical sentence, but Guo Jie broke out in a cold sweat inexplicably.

His gaze once again passed over the other party's ID. The two uppercase English letters L and C made Guo Jie feel that the crisis was getting closer. Although Lu Chen hadn't left work yet, he was already a little restless at this moment. He thought about it for a while. , turned off the computer decisively, got up and took out his bulging wallet and walked towards the door.

However, fate is wonderful.

Thinking that he had escaped successfully, Guo Jie hummed a song and opened the door, only to see Lu Chen standing outside the door, about to insert the key into the keyhole.

Guo Jie: "..."

Lu Chen: "..."

Guo Jie looked at his brows that were gradually raised, and felt that his life was over.

Getting up tremblingly from the bed, Guo Jie rubbed his sore back and numb buttocks, looking at the already empty bed with tears in his eyes, damn it, he ran to work after all the tossing No, don't leave any delicious food, what a beast!

At this time, Lu Chen, the beast, was busy running around in the company, completely unaware that he had been classified as a beast by Guo Jie.

Guo Jie used to think that when his boss found out about his painting "Boss, You Grieving Old Fairy", he would at most get beaten up. Later he thought that he would get beaten up at most. Guo Jie finally realized that not only would he be beaten, but he would also be beaten.

Guo Jie, who was beaten and fucked again, rubbed his red and swollen buttocks, slowly moved to the desk, picked up his laptop, and moved back to the bed.

Lying on the bed and playing with the computer, Guo Jie was very absorbed in scrolling through Weibo. Looking at the Weibo related to Ding Ding's "Hourglass", Guo Jie suddenly felt that he seemed to have forgotten something.

Eat me big dick: I have already arrived at the door of that brat's house, do you want me to knock on the door quietly to call him, or just kick the door in and beat him up? [Picture] Looking at Ding Ding's new Weibo, and then at the familiar anti-theft door in the picture on that Weibo, Guo Jie froze all over, and then felt all the hairs on his back stand on end.He subconsciously glanced at the empty seat beside him again, and couldn't help grinding his teeth bitterly.

What about the person who said to help him solve it yesterday?

Oh, go to work.

MMP.

The "Hourglass" radio drama exploded.Just the day after it was released.Because of the influence of the radio drama, Guo Jie's number of fans who hadn't moved for many years also jumped to triple digits.

Looking at the "Hourglass" reposted on his homepage and posting on Weibo, Guo Jie remembered the day when Da Ding Ding killed him at his house and let himself eat, drink and play with his painful butt. He recalled the tragic experience that day, and the money he spent Guo Jie felt a throbbing pain in his heart when seeing the pink Grandpa Mao one by one.

Fortunately, after returning home, he pestered Lu Chen to beat and kick him, and Lu Chen reimbursed him the money.

Although the ass suffered another disaster at night.

It hurts, MMP.

The result of the good response to "Hourglass" is that a CP building named "Battered Pot and Bad Cover" appeared on the Zhongzhuo Forum. What crime did you do?Why every time CP appears, the name is so ugly?

Knowing how big the brains of people who love YY are, Guo Jie couldn't help but poke open the CP building with his sinister hand. He hastily scanned the contents of the building, and half a minute later he was completely blinded by his hands. Alloy dog ​​eyes rolled out of the post.

With just a cursory glance, he seems to have seen some die-hard fans of the "golden pot" scolding him in the building for being a man of capriciousness, wantonness, and disobedience to women...

Brother, it's been so long since I announced my relationship, why are you still acting like a monster? !wake up!

Guo Jie groaned silently in his heart. Just as he closed the browser and turned around to get up, he found Lu Chen standing behind him. The expression on his face seemed to be a bit relished. how much.

Guo Jie: "..."

Damn, should he explain something?

"Broken pot?" The familiar deep voice made Guo Jie feel a little chilly at this moment. He opened his mouth to try to explain something, but was finally frightened by Lu Chen's slightly raised ending voice and swallowed it back.

"That, that's all their nonsense..." Finally finding the place to speak, Guo Jie spoke dryly, breaking his voice halfway through.

Guo Jie didn't know why he was so guilty, obviously he didn't even communicate with that CV, but maybe because he was afraid that Lu Chen didn't know much about this circle, so he believed the YY of that post, he felt his heart beating wildly, It was about to fly out of the chest cavity.

"Nonsense?" Lu Chen asked him.

"Hmm..." Guo Jie hurriedly responded, and then he heard himself swallow heavily.

"But I don't think this should be nonsense, it should be true," Lu Chen said, and Guo Jie's eyes widened in fright.But the strange thing is that Lu Chen's expression was as calm as his voice, without any trace of anger.

Guo Jie was taken aback for a moment, he suddenly didn't know what Lu Chen's attitude represented, but he still opened his mouth to defend himself.He just opened his mouth, but Lu Chen covered his mouth with his hand. He stared in horror, watching Lu Chen getting closer and closer to him, until the distance between their eyes was only six or seven Centimeters, he finally saw the emotion in Lu Chen's eyes clearly.

He's fucking smiling? !

Seeing Guo Jie's eyes turn from panic to anger, Lu Chen laughed even harder. He rubbed Guo Jie's cheeks, and suddenly changed into another voice: "Why, it's very uncomfortable for you to form a CP with me. satisfied?"

A very familiar voice came to his ears, Guo Jie was silent for a while, and then angrily threw a head hammer, knocking Lu Chen and himself to the ground in a way that hurt the enemy one thousand and self-damaged eight hundred.

Looking at Lu Chen who was holding his forehead and gasping, Guo Jie was covering his red and swollen forehead while staring at him with eyes full of tears from the pain: "Your uncle's big pot! Don't go to bed at night, go to the guest room !"

The author has something to say:

_(:зゝ∠)_Hi everyone, long time no see!There is another extra episode that should be completely over!I have been busy moving recently, and the new home has finally installed broadband [Although I forgot to buy a router... like a fool _(:3」∠)_] So I started to gradually restore the code words, and I will continue to work on it when this article is over. The new pit, I originally planned to fill in the old pit, but I feel that the old pit is a bit... emmmmm... The style of painting is too inconsistent. OTZ plans to talk about it later.Xinkeng is also a light-hearted and sweet article. The copywriting has been opened. If you are interested, you can go and squat for a while [cover your face] But the serialization will not start so soon, okay!