Those years when I was Mingzhu

I always feel that the bullying is a bit too much.

I kicked the Taidao from the opponent's hand with lightning speed before the person in front of me killed himself. I used my little finger to dig my ears and felt guilty that was not even the size of a hair.

"I'm really... very sorry, your name is too..."

Seeing that the ruler of the country was about to give me a five-body throwing ceremony, I was lifted up and straightened with unnecessary gestures.

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay," he pretended to pat him on the shoulder generously, without any sense of being a junior at all, "If you can't remember now, you can remember it slowly, recite a hundred... no, one Thousands of times, one day I will be able to remember it.”

Said "I don't care at all" so comforting him, and then while he was slightly relieved, he continued to make up the knife: "It's just that this is only a small part of my surname, in fact my name is still It's quite long."

Watching his face pale at a speed visible to the naked eye, I couldn't help but happily consider waiting for him to recite all the names that appear in "Darabang Bar", and then ask Mr. Saiki to help me add Picasso's full name to Baidu. come out.

The successor who was poisoned by feudalism!

——Feel the malice from people who have received the baptism of reform and opening up in the 21st century!

Mr. Saiki: "In a way, you are also quite scary..."

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On the one hand, in the posture of a saint, he softly comforted the successor, "It's not your fault that you have a bad memory", and on the other hand, he said, "I will write my full name on a note and give it to you. Please be sure to recite it silently every day."

"If you're really sorry," I tempted you, "you can give me a son, I'm idle anyway, I can help you..."

It's just that before I finished speaking, another unexpected situation happened on the other side.

"Damn human! Take the move!" The sound of attack came from my ear, and the ghost that I hacked to death twice and should have been smoked early shouted, "This is my last ripple! !"

"Why are you still here!? Is it over?!!!"

Unbearable, I angrily twisted my body, and subconsciously stretched out my right hand to bounce back the incoming air wave-like attack, but I raised my eyes to see the ghost face that was gradually dissipating in the translucent spirit state above me. A successful trick snickered.

"Do you think I'll make the same mistake twice?"

Accompanied by his words, the fluctuations that originally followed a straight-line trajectory made an unscientific sharp turn, and actually bypassed me and went straight to the successor next to me who was still struggling with his name.

"Gahahaha! Pinch hahaha! Jie Jie Jie Jie...cough cough cough!" The last afterimage of the grinning evil ghost disappeared in midair bit by bit, "Why didn't you expect that! My attack at the beginning It’s not going towards you! Feel the last blood ghost technique of my life! Human beings!”

"Ji-Guo-Mr.-Mr.-" I subconsciously rushed towards Mr. Ji Guo.

He thought that he would miss the best opportunity like in the movie, but his body flashed in front of him in the blink of an eye like lightning.

"what?"

What?Am I so fast?

Even before I had time to figure out the development of the situation, I abruptly accepted the attack released by the evil spirit "Last Ripple" as the successor of the country.

"Dalabang... um, Mr. um!" His tongue twitched a few times, and Mr. Ji Guo cleverly evaded it, and rushed to my side in panic, "You don't need to worry about it!"

Impossible to be fine! How can I fix it!

Maybe it was because the attack just now was not aimed at me, the [Attack Rebound] skill was not activated, I can feel it from my side, that just now I did receive the attack without any deviation.

Looking at my hands, I really felt the changes in my body in an instant.

After a piercing chill like falling into an ice cellar accompanied by the scorching heat of being burned by the fire of hell, I actually... watched my hand move at a speed visible to the naked eye...

"Is it melting?" Mr. Saiki asked.

"No, it's shrinking bit by bit." I replied.

Not only the hands, but also the legs, feet, body, face, everything on the whole body shrank rapidly.

Damn, I got caught!

I regret it, I hate it.

Because I, my wife Zenitsu, will no longer be my wife Kogoro from today.

——But unfortunately, he became Edogawa Zenitsu!

I woke up from my dream with a "wow".

Covering his mouth and looking left and right, Xiao Yuanyi was still lying on his hand and curled up into a small ball, and the surrounding scenery was still the same as the interior of the butterfly house.

What, it turned out to be just a crocodile dream.

Seeing that my body shape remained unchanged, I raised my arms to wipe off the sweat from my forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yawn," the system yawned in my mind at this moment, "It's not a dream, Shanshan, it's just because the mission was temporarily suspended by Boss Qi Mu."

ha?

"But don't worry, the system will automatically save your task progress, and continue this task when you sleep next time."

So I still can't escape the stalk of Conan-kun?

Harm, no matter what, anyway, it will be the next time, so don't worry about it so much now.

"However, what happened to the sudden termination of the mission?" I asked in my heart as I tucked up the quilt for the child beside me.

"Hmm...it's not a big deal," came the system's yawning voice, "It seems that the coffee jelly in the World Supermarket over there is on sale."

I:"……"

Well, this reason... really fits that Mr. Saiki's behavior style.

Thinking of this, he closed his eyes in a daze again because of the drowsiness.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but when the consciousness completely disappeared, I felt something rustling aside, and then, without paying much attention, the quilt that slipped below the shoulders was gently pulled up.

Probably the system helped me hide it?

Thinking about it, I fell asleep with a peaceful mind.