Mountain Sea Cubs Shelter

Lu Cijiu was really curious about the Panda Essence, but if he boasted directly in front of Mr. Diao, he would be courting death, and he might never see the Panda Essence in his life.

That is of course a direct and deadly Kuagong Tidal.

Rainbow farts up.

"Brother Gong, the dish you washed today is really good. It's so fresh and juicy. It must be delicious when fried."

"Wow, you are indeed my brother Gong. He is majestic, handsome, open-minded, and very magnanimous."

Gong Xichao had just handed Dalong a grape that didn't look too sour, facing Lu Cijiu's compliment, he showed his cold, arrogant and beautiful face slowly?Then staring at the sour grape in Dalong's hand, he reached out and replaced it with another one.

"Uncle is really awesome. This one looks very sweet. Dalong, hurry up and try it. Uncle Gong loves you so much." Lu Cijiu continued to brag.

Holding the crystal-clear grapes, Dalong looked inexplicable. He felt that the grapes in his hand were not grapes. He bit his mouth carefully, nodded his head, and said, "Uncle, it's really sweet, thank you."

Gong Xichao holding the sour grape: ...No need to thank, the sweet one was originally his.

This kind of rainbow fart lasted for a whole day, Gong Xichao was quite happy at first, but later Lu Cijiu flattered him, especially at night, when the two had sex, Lu Cijiu even boasted about him——

"Look at this sculpture, it's so big—"

A long-lost shy blush appeared on Gong Xichao's face, and he said embarrassingly, "Old, wife, it's alright."

"I mean it all."

Gong Tichao was moved, his wife really loved him.

Then Hu Tianhu made a big fuss, and after it was done, Lu Cijiu took advantage of Gong Xichao's relaxed mood and said, "Brother Gong, are you happy? Then can I go to work with you tomorrow?"

"Okay."

Miyashio is very talkative.The wife just wants to go to work with him, of course she has to be satisfied.

After breakfast the next day, Lu Cijiu went to work with Gong Xichao on his bicycle.When I arrived at the special department, it has changed a little since the first time I came here. It has more vitality. There are more humans/monsters going to and from the office. There is also a training department, and those who came to register. There is an extra black tower building behind it. .

Gong Xichao followed his wife's gaze, "It's about causing trouble and breaking the rules."

After thinking for a while, he added: "I set up formations and barriers, from low to high."

Gong Xichao's words are simple, and Lu Ci's old tacit understanding is also there, and the supplements are complete.This tower is quite big, with a total of nine floors. There is a formation barrier to trap monsters. Only someone who is better than Gong Xichao can rush out, otherwise the monsters are shouting inside and cannot be heard outside.

According to the extent of the trouble caused by the monster, basically the bottom three floors are enough, and the upper six floors are all empty.

There are also monsters who deliver meals at regular intervals every day.

When Gong Xichao mentioned it, he couldn't help sighing: "The conditions are much better than mine at that time."

? ? ?This tone is a bit weird and veteran cadre style.Lu Cijiu: "At that time?"

"Most of them are monsters fighting each other. It's very common for the losers to be robbed of their treasures by the waste Taoist. It's also very common for the demon core to disappear and die." Gong Xichao saw his wife curious, and thought for a while, "This is my era, and later humans Rise up, some good Taoist priests—"

"Did they catch you?" Lu Cijiu was very curious.

Gong Xichao showed a question mark, "They didn't recognize me at all, they passed by each other, shouted to a tiger spirit not to run away, and then was knocked down by that tiger spirit, trying to dig out their hearts, I thought it was an eyesore, so I saved it .”

Lu Bijiu: ...

"In the end, those two Taoist priests will worship me as their teacher." Gong Xichao said very proudly.

Monsters have long lives, especially big ones.To the ancient gods of Daluo, Gong Xichao's four thousand years old is nothing, but to monsters who have practiced for hundreds of years, Gong Xichao is really something to look up to.In the past years, there were phoenixes, dragons, and all kinds of legendary monsters and gods. Gong Xichao was young, his consciousness was sealed, and he was in a daze. When he regained consciousness, he just walked over.

I don't feel any pain.

In ancient times, the strong were respected, and it was not a big deal to just strangle someone to death.Gong Xichao didn't have the habit of underestimating the fate of monsters and taking harsh shots. He lived a relatively short time.

The world is the Xia Dynasty, and the Heavenly Court hides and does not intervene in the affairs of the Three Realms.The monster clan withered and retreated to Luzhou in Beiju, and the ancestor of the witch retreated to the Netherworld.The Three Realms lived in peace, and at that time there was a lot of aura, and some little demons who practiced on their own were running around in the world.

Since Gong Tichao is not in Beiju Luzhou, the monsters guarding there look down on his Kunpeng bloodline.Can only wander around in the human world, it can be said that it is invincible all over the world, and then invincible is lonely, looking for a place to sleep.

I wake up once in thousands of years, and when I am bored, I will go to the human land for a walk.

The memory of more than 4000 years is not clear, it seems that they are all irrelevant memories, hazy, if Lu Ci was not a Taoist priest, Gong Xichao would not be able to remember.

He is now Ai Wu Ji Wu.Pay more attention to Taoist priests.

"Of course I refused, they are dumb, they are not cute like your wife at all." Gong Xichao said.

Lu Cijiu: ... Are you looking for an apprentice or a boyfriend.

what cute.

He seldom heard Gong Tichao mention the past, every time Gong Tichao mentioned it, he found it very interesting.

"It turns out that the underworld was originally the territory of the Wu ancestors." Lu Ci said.He really didn't know it before.

Gong Xichao didn't have much real feelings for the grievances between the two clans, and even the Yaozu despised him, so could it be possible that he still wanted to vent his anger on the Yaozu's behalf?Gong Xichao has no idea of ​​camp, he is just him.

So last time in the underworld, the succubus and Shura fled, and the conversation was hurried, and Gong Xichao didn't mind helping to find it. If he didn't get tired of looking, it would be his wife.

Lu Cijiu is not a person who engages in camps and cliques, and there are still 56 ethnic groups in Huaguo.As long as the other party doesn't seek trouble, it's fine for everyone to live their own lives behind closed doors.

"Come on, let's go to the tower to have a look, I haven't seen it yet." Lu Cijiu said in a casual tone as if he was a tourist.

He had inquired about it, and it was a trivial matter for a panda to steal human mobile phones to play, but the country valued pandas, so he mentioned that he should try not to use force, and then Gong Xichao was pissed off, why not.

Pandas are guilty of the same crime as other demons.

No matter how cute you are, you can be as cute as me!

Who is the boss of the special department!

Gong Xichao was very angry, and with a cold face, he used the excuse that the goblins belonged to a special department, insisted on getting them back, and locked them up under the tower.

Just as Lu Cijiu said that he wanted to visit the pagoda, Gong Xichao looked back at him with shrewd and sharp eyes, not like the usual silly boss.

"What's the matter?" Lu Cijiu was very calm, like Daji's upper body, and said with a smile: "Can't Brother Gong?"

That's certainly possible.

My wife just wants to see a tower.Although there are pandas under the tower.Gong Tiochao: "Who is the cutest?"

Lu Cijiu: ...Holding back a smile.

Gong Xichao is not a fool, he probably thought of it too, but let him watch it anyway.Lu Cijiu immediately blew rainbow farts, "There is no one cuter than Brother Gong in this world, no, monster!"

"...Let's go." Gong Xichao raised his mouth slightly, looked ahead, and took his wife to see the giant panda.

It's just a black and white panda spirit!

The tower is Linglong Tower, with a total of eight sides, each with glass windows, usually used to deliver meals.

Looking through the glass window, I saw a black and white chubby giant panda scratching its belly, stretching its limbs, scratching its belly, and rapping with a penis.

Lu bid farewell to the old mood: ...

"Look, he's a big guy who picks his feet." Gong Xichao took the opportunity to diss.

If it weren't for the rap that was out of tune like memorizing a text, it would be a bit of a drama, but the image is still very cute, cute and naive.Pandas are indeed a national treasure.

Watch for free.

Seeing his wife fascinated by watching, Gong Xichao leaned over with a cold face and got closer.Lu Cijiu smiled and gave him a kiss.Miyashio Chao on the spot: ...

Unnaturally said: "You can touch it if you like." After speaking, I felt that I was bewitched, so I quickly added: "I can only touch it."

"Can you? Yes, yes."

Gong Xichao opened the door, and the Panda Jing, who was sitting inside picking his feet and singing rap, sat down obediently with his legs together, but because he was too fat, he couldn't sit still and fell down like a tumbler.

so cute! ! !Lu Cijiu cried out in his heart.

In the past, in the zoo, we used to look at pandas through the glass, and the breeders next to them would watch to prevent tourists from taking pictures of the glass, and it was forbidden to turn on the flash to take pictures, and they started to clear the tourists in one or two minutes, because there were too many people watching pandas! ! !

It's really a fancy tour.

Where can I get in close contact with pandas and dream faster.Now, with the giant panda right in front of his eyes, Lu Cijiu was really a little excited, "Can I really touch it?" He won't be arrested by the breeder, and won't break the law, right?

"You can only touch him, you can't touch his belly, only his head." Gong Xichao made an opinion, staring at Lu Cijiu's hand with burning eyes.

Lu Cijiu was so happy, touching a panda, or touching his head, this was something he couldn't do in his whole life before! ! !

So he raised his hand excitedly, and said to the panda: "Hi, I'll touch your head—" Wow, it's so soft!

"I am Lu Cijiu."

Lu Cijiu touched his hand and didn't want to take it away, so he introduced it politely.Then I heard the panda scolding you in the Sichuan dialect, the panda eyes widened, and with a bang, the naive giant panda turned into a middle-aged fat uncle.

His hand was still on the uncle's head, and the kind and friendly smile on his face gradually froze.

Lu Cijiu couldn't believe it, "He? Panda? Him?"

"Madam Boss! Don't beat me up." Uncle Panda Jing.

Gong Xichao glanced at the panda spirit, "I?"

"Me, me, me." Panda Jing was so frightened that he emphasized, "Boss lady, don't touch me."

Lu Cijiu: ...the filter was shattered all over the place.

"I'm sorry to bother you." Lu Cijiu withdrew his hand on Uncle Panda Jing's head, as if he was still oily, and felt even more sad.It's like an online male god who meets in private, but the other party is a big guy who picks his feet, which is too miserable.

On the contrary, Gong Xichao was in a good mood. Before leaving the tower, he saw that the panda spirit said that he was doing well.

"Boss, let's go, let's go."

"The lady boss will come again next time."

Lu Bijiu: ...

Bye-Bye.He may have a shadow on pandas in the next six months.

The panda looked at it, and Lu Ci drank a big tank of water in Minister Gong's office, only to get over the shock just now.

"If you like, you can second him as our gatekeeper." Gong Xichao said lightly.

Lu Cijiu almost choked on the water, waved his hands again and again, "Sorry, I'm sorry."

Pandas show the gate, so they are not afraid of reports from netizens, so they will be sent to the bureau neatly.Stealing pandas or something.He also saw that Gong Xichao deliberately teased him like this.

Lu Cijiu: "But if you want to, I can't help it. There is a lack of a gatekeeper at home."

The scumbag's tone was unmistakable.

Gong Xichao: ... Qi!

"At such an age, the gatekeeper has good legs and feet!" Gong Xichao snapped.

Of course Lu Cijiu knew that Gong Xichao would not agree, so he deliberately said: "It's okay, I look like I'm in my 40s, and I'm middle-aged in human age, and I'm quite strong and strong, so it's no problem to look at the gate." Seeing that Gong Xichao was about to die, he was so angry, it's okay, it's too much, he should be crying on the bed at night.

So he pretended to think, and regretfully said: "But what you said is true, he is fat, and he still doesn't work, Uncle Panda."

Gong Xichao..."That's right. Besides, he suddenly became a master at such an old age, and his aptitude is stupid. He will embarrass our shelter."

That's not true, really, the pandas guard the door for them, it's their face, okay?Lu Cijiu didn't mention it in his heart, "You're right. But why did you become a genius all of a sudden?"

"The spirit energy in this world is getting more and more abundant." Gong Xichao didn't care about these things, but for the little monsters who rely on spirit energy to cultivate, the gap is obvious.

Those who had some aptitude before had just opened their spiritual consciousness, but the environment was poor. Even if they practiced for 100 years, they still couldn't transform into a human form. On the contrary, their demon body was consumed during this time.For example, Panda Jing, he is a panda, and he is considered an old man in the panda world.

Pandas can live for about 25 years under the care of their breeders.

Panda Jing first opened his mind when he was 15 years old, but he was smarter and smarter than ordinary pandas, and he didn't have any spells or change human form.He picks his belly every day and is eaten and slept by the exhibition, but in recent months, his head has become more and more flexible, and his body is still swollen. Pandas are quite afraid.

Realizing that he was different, he was changing cars to undergo a physical examination that day. The panda lost control, escaped from the cage, and snatched the mobile phones of human tourists. He wanted to find out what happened to him.

Lu Cijiu heard: ...

"Ask Du Niang if you have any illness, you are not afraid of being scared to death."

If you have a fever and a cold on Baidu, it means that you have terminal cancer, so I'm sorry, just wait until you die.

The panda snatched the mobile phone with great strength, and the breeder did not dare to come to it. After all, this is a national treasure, so the guests were evacuated first. The lady who was robbed of the mobile phone went to the reception office to wait for a while.

Then the panda turned into a middle-aged man in front of the breeder, holding a mobile phone with pink stickers.

The breeder at that time was scared to death, who are you, uncle, where are the pandas?Won't be lost by him?Even if he loses everything, he can't afford to pay back...

With the example of pandas, it can be seen that the influence of Reiki is abundant.

For monsters, it is the difference between ordinary peaches and flat peaches.

So Miyashio has been very busy recently.

Lu Cijiu knew that the aura was full, and since they knew that Dalong's mother was not in this world, and the aura in this world was gradually filling up, they had guessed. "So it's better now, so tell me, will Dalong's mother, Hu Qingqing, and the others come back?"

"There is such a possibility." Gong Xichao said.

Lu Cijiu was very happy, happy for the cubs, and always happy for Sang.

Gong Xichao didn't say anything, the spiritual energy was abundant, and the things that released the succubus Shura were also being repaired quickly.