My nemesis, he teases me every day

Chunhe is twenty-two this year, and he is among the previous batch of disciples who chose to stay in the academy after graduation and cultivate the Dao. He is gentle and relaxed, and has a very high reputation among the stationed disciples. He has a good eye for him, and he has been working steadily in the past few years, and the tasks assigned by the academy have been completed very well. When this freshman enters school, he will be promoted with honor and become a tutor full of peaches and plums.

Thinking of this, Chunhe couldn't help but put a sincere smile on his face.

Holding the booklet, he stood on the high platform and asked the team who had just come out. After checking the nameplate, he looked for the corresponding name in the booklet, and wrote a beautiful "pass" stroke by stroke after their information. .

The flow of time in the virtual mirror is slightly different from the outside. The sunset inside is about to set, but outside the reality, it is three o'clock in the afternoon. Cover your head to keep out the heat and humidity.

The light curtain at the exit flashed, and a few more people came out.

Chunhe didn't raise his head, he continued to write the unfinished half word carefully, and then slightly curled the corners of his mouth, as refreshing as the spring equinox in March, "Report your name, and hand over the nameplate and pass card to me for inspection...it's you ah?"

He raised his head, and it was Xie Fengqiu who was leading the way. The latter smiled brightly, shook the pass card in his hand, and said casually: "It's real at a fair price, no one cheats...Senior, please give me a tortoise!" Endless rainbow farts!"

Xie Shiliu was honest, dutifully collected the nameplates of the team members, and planned to hand them over to the seniors for inspection. When he received Xie Fengqiu, he said sincerely and cowardly: "Brother, in public, don't do this... ..."

A little embarrassing.

Xie Shiliu didn't dare to say the latter sentence. He took out the token from Xie Fengqiu's waist by his own efforts, and then reached out to snatch the passing token, avoiding the latter's hand that wanted to grab it back, and sighed melancholy while counting. , "Senior, here it is."

Chun He didn't doubt that he was there. He lowered his head and glanced roughly, then raised his head and glanced at the four people in front of him, "Okay, you all go to the square to gather, and when the time comes, you can... wait."

In the middle of speaking, he paused.

Hua Xu stood at the end, his position was very inconspicuous, but he couldn't help that some people were born to be the focus of attention. Chunhe glanced at him roughly, and was immediately attracted by his cold eyes and outstanding expression. He lowered his head and took out the four wooden plaques. One piece, "Well... I haven't seen you before, my memory should be good, in order to ensure the fairness of the trial, I have to confirm... Is this your card?"

Chunhe is very sensitive to people's appearance, if it is just an ordinary person, it's fine, but this person is so ostentatious, with such a good appearance, shouldn't he have no impression?

Chun and Thumb twisted a nameplate and asked them.The hearts of several people immediately raised their throats. Xie Fengqiu looked at him pretending to be serious, opened his eyes and said nonsense: "No, this is mine."

"..." Chunhe didn't speak, rubbed his thumb lightly on the edge of the wooden sign, and a strange soybean-sized symbol appeared on it. He glanced at it, lowered his head and flipped through the booklet, "...Your name is Zhang Ergou ?”

He raised his eyes and stared at Xie Fengqiu quietly: "Isn't your surname Xie?"

"..."

Xie Fengqiu was strangely silent for a moment, no matter how he made jokes, he didn't care about it, and at this moment, he couldn't recognize the name of this Beeping Dog against his conscience.

"Fengqiu is a nickname." Shen Ye was on the side, and added calmly: "Xie is his mother's surname. He has two names, his first name is Zhang Ergou, and his nickname is Xie Fengqiu."

Chunhe: "Really?"

Seeing that the crisis was about to come to an end, Xie Fengqiu did not feel very happy.

"Yes." Shen Ye replied without changing his expression.

Chunhe lowered his head again and picked out a wooden sign, swept his fingertips, turned a page of the booklet, pointed to the three big characters 'Xie Fengqiu' on it, and showed it to several people, "Then who is he?"

"In your group, is there anyone else with the same name and surname as him?"

"..."

If the disbelief in the eyes of the senior was not too straightforward, Shen Ye almost agreed.

"it's me."

A voice as cold as cold spring suddenly sounded, two slender white fingers pinched away the nameplate in Chunhe's hand, Hua Xu looked down, held it to his cheek, and said to Chunhe like a flower of Gaoling : "It's me, Zhang Ergou."

Chunhe: "..."

Xie Shiliu was behind, almost crying, because of his own helplessness, but also because of the immortal's humiliation!

Chun He's kind smile like a spring breeze finally subsided a little. He looked Hua Xu up and down, and said in disbelief, "Your name is Zhang Ergou?"

Hua Xu threw the signboard into his arms, showed the aura of an emperor going out on tour, and looked at him coldly: "Or, you can also call me Zhang·Suchenye·Yu Liuli Shengyan·Zhan Minghanying ·Keeping God ·Hua Xu."

Chunhe: "..."

Opening the mouth was shocking, but Zhang·Suchenye·Yu Liuli Shengyan·Zhan Minghanying·Kan Shenjun·Hua Xu still felt that it wasn't enough, and added: "Or you can also call me by my Dao name: Nine Heavens God of War, Merit and Virtue Immeasurable Slash!" Exorcising demons, maintaining peace and saving the world, benevolent and benevolent Major General, Hua Xu."

Chunhe: "..."

God damn Nine Heavens God of War!

When he stepped down from the stage and stood in the queue, Xie Shiliu still felt dizzy and couldn't help but said, "Well, Zhang Suye...what is the God of War? Immortal, can you say it again, I don't remember much."

Shen Ye reached out and slapped him on the back of the head!

"Do you have any brains?" Shen Ye forced himself to calm down with a dreamy face, "Can't you tell that it was made up?"

"Not at all."

Hua Xu said: "When my father named me the Taoist number, these were indeed candidates."

Xie Fengqiu walked beside him and couldn't help but ask, "Then how did you choose in the end?"

"No choice." Hua Xu paused for a moment, "My mother said that if he fetches these things for me, there is no need to pick an auspicious day, and she will reconcile with him on the same day."

"...your lord's talent is really unparalleled in the world." Xie Fengqiu dryly praised, then sighed, "I often feel that I am out of place with you because I am not mentally retarded."

Hua Xu was silent for a while, and replied: "In terms of perversion, I also think you are beyond our reach."

Xie Fengqiu choked for a moment, and said, "Brother Shenxian is really my biggest misunderstanding of you."

Hua Xu: "To tell you the truth, when I first met you, I also thought you were a decent person."

Xie Fengqiu: "..."

The last trial was like a big wave washing the sand, and only a few people who really met the requirements came out of the exit. When the bell rang, it meant that the college's enrollment for this year was settled, and the students who passed the test returned to the small building assigned earlier to rest However, the responsible seniors, tutors, etc. have to work overtime to formulate the number of people and the subsequent teaching plan.

After Xie Fengqiu came back, he disappeared. Shen Ye was more interested in the herbs in the back mountain than in him, so Xie Shiliu had no choice but to drag Hua Xu to express his inner happiness: "My God, Immortal Hua Xu, I really didn't expect that I could I survived all the checkpoints, thanks to Brother Qiu’s strong protection, without him, Xie Shiliu would not be where I am today! I also want to thank my mother for raising me so hard for so many years, even though she Grumpy even likes brother Qiu more than me, and always gives him my snacks during the holidays, but it doesn't matter! She is still my greatest mother! I also want to thank my father..."

Hua Xu is a black family with no name or distinction, so he naturally has no place to go, so he can only squeeze into a room with Xie Fengqiu condescendingly. Looking at the quilt that Xie Fengqiu hadn't had time to make because he got up early, he looked at each other quietly for a moment, as if with great determination, he frowned tightly, and bent down, at the height of his fingers, the tip of his nose Take a sniff.

Then his face changed slightly.

Xie Shiliu saw that his figure suddenly stiffened, although his expression was still as cold as ice, his lips were tightly pursed as if he had suffered a great grievance.

Xie Shiliu said blankly, "Hua Xu Immortal, what are you doing with Brother Wen Qiu's quilt?"

Hua Xu was silent for a moment, looked up at him without saying a word, pointed at the bedding, and slowly uttered four words: "Me? Sleep here?"

"..." Xie Shiliu was flustered by his gaze, and pointed to the other side embarrassingly, "Why don't you sleep with me?"

Hua Xu glanced at the even more messy mattress, but he really didn't have the courage to smell it a second time.

The major general of Huaxu's family is engaged in marching and fighting, but Huaxu's big family, how can it really make the young master look like a rough marching man who can't do anything, no matter what, he will let it out to meet people. Not to mention the delicate raising of golden branches and jade leaves, but the cost of food and clothing are all first-class, and this is how to raise a juicy Chinese cabbage.

But it was a coincidence that Xie Fengqiu climbed the thousand-story slope of despair yesterday, climbed into the bed without washing, and slept soundly. The smell of sweat is indispensable, and the smell probably has a little bit.

People with quality of life are often manifested from the beginning of tidiness and cleanliness.

Hua Xu felt suffocated when he thought that he would fall asleep with such a smell at night.

At this moment, Xie Fengqiu pushed the door open and entered, and said: "Come on, Hua Xu, take this, I got it from Lian Dan after a lot of hard work by cheating and abducting, you must... what's going on?"

His footsteps stopped abruptly at the door for no other reason. Xie Shiliu was hugging his quilt and standing in front of him solemnly.

"Brother, a new challenge has emerged."

Xie Fengqiu glanced back. Hua Xu was leaning against the window, looking at the scenery outside the window. I don't know if it was his illusion. He seemed to see a trace of...sorrow from this person's expressionless side face. .

"Are you crazy, put down my dragon couch."

The corner of Xie Shiliu's mouth twitched: "Brother, don't say such wicked words."

He stuffed the quilt into Xie Fengqiu's arms, then walked a few steps quickly, turned around and rolled up his own mattress. The whole set of movements carried an inexplicable sense of tragedy, and finally, under Xie Fengqiu's bewildered eyes, he said: "Brother , let's go wash the quilt."