My nemesis, he teases me every day

There is a small town at the foot of Yaoyue Mountain, named Sifang Town, which has become bustling and prosperous thanks to the monks who have visited Yaoyue Academy over the years. Although the vendors on both sides are ordinary people, they are influenced by the atmosphere of monks, and what they yell is not Mundane things.

"Take a look, take a look, freshly baked top-level charms, put one on the door and one on the bedside, to ensure that there is no disease or disaster, and evil spirits will stay away!"

"A high-quality century-old fairy sword, this pattern, this sword edge, even the elders on Yaoyue Mountain will have to say hello! I think you are kind, and I will sell it to you at a cheaper price of six taels of silver!"

"Guest officer, my lord, come on, come on, all the girls here have had their marrow washed and their bodies washed, I promise to let you lick it! After trying it once, I want to try it a second time!"

When the two went down the mountain, they happened to come across the night market held every five days in Sifang Town.Xie Fengqiu looked here, looked there, and when he heard this sentence, he stopped thoughtfully, "I tasted it once and want to taste it a second time? What? Food?"

Hua Xu felt that Xie Fengqiu didn't come to buy condolence gifts, but he planned the time to join in the fun, and the resentment of being cheated suddenly arose in his heart, and he said coldly, "I don't know, don't ask me."

The student of Yaoyue Mountain who had never seen the world turned his head curiously, and saw a small building, decorated with red flowers and willows and green, the girl at the door opened her clothes, her breasts were half exposed, her flowers trembled with a smile, and she greeted those who came and went with a thin handkerchief in her hand. guest.

"Have you thought about what to buy?"

The major general didn't like this noisy environment of rubbing shoulders, so he frowned and asked displeasedly.

Xie Fengqiu said casually: "Since they never forget your roast chicken, then buy them something to eat!"

He looked at the small building without hesitation, and found it very novel. When the old bustard at the door saw the two of them stop, he quickly came up to him and asked, "The two young masters are so handsome! Do you want to go in and rest? Our Yuxiang Building, what do you want?" Anything you want!"

The old bustard talked boastfully, so he heard the kinder handsome boy in black say, "Is there any good wine and food?"

The bustard responded immediately: "Of course you have it!"

Xie Fengqiu looked down at her, and with a smile on his waist, said: "Really?"

Although Brother Qiu has never seen the world, he still has some brains. From this point of view, it is not a serious place to eat. What good wine and food can there be?The medicinal wine to add to the fun may be the best.

Hua Xu walked with no one in sight, skipping over the girls who were flirting, and didn't find anything wrong with the small building for a while. Listening to the conversation between the two, Xie Fengqiu thought that Xie Fengqiu really took a fancy to the food of this restaurant, pointing at the so-called 'Yuxianglou' said: "Can you hurry up, if you want to buy it, buy it quickly, I want to go back to sleep."

If he got impatient, he would probably leave Xie Fengqiu behind and act first by himself. Xie Fengqiu watched him walk in and didn't even have time to stop him, "Oh, it's not——"

The old bustard immediately gave up on him, and happily followed the fairy-like young man, "My fairy, what kind of flavor do you usually like? I will keep it for you, Chun Niang, or you can choose it yourself." ? Recently, there is a batch of fresh ones, or I will send them to you for a taste..."

Hua Xu stopped and thought for a while, "Don't bother, I want the best in your building, um... bring me a fresh one too, I'll take it away."

"Hit, pack?" Chunniang marveled at the art of speaking of the immortals, and carefully probed: "Yes, I want to take them out of here, do you mean to follow you from now on?"

Chunniang thinks that Hua Xu's speech is artful, and Hua Xu also thinks that her speech is too elegant, isn't it just two dishes?Also used the words "follow him".

"Yes."

Chunniang got a positive answer, her mouth was so excited, she kept saying: "Okay, okay, I'll go down and prepare, but, but, Immortal, don't you really need to inspect the goods?"

Hua Xu frowned, turned to look at her, and thought, "Now it's popular to inspect the goods before packing them?"

The major general seemed out of touch with the world.

"Then let's test it," I thought, what if the food doesn't taste good?It is still necessary to check in advance, "I'm in a hurry, please hurry up."

When Xie Fengqiu entered, he was stopped for a moment by the enthusiastic girls at the door.In such a short time, Hua Xu disappeared from his sight.

Brother Qiu now wants to hang himself with a piece of noodles.

He vomited so much old blood that he was about to vomit out, and his heart was full of remorse—what's the point of chatting with others!It's all right now, I lost Hua Xu!

On the one hand, he worried that Hua Xu's delicate skin and tender flesh would be taken advantage of by those tiger-like girls. Overturn it vigorously!

After finally catching a young servant, Xie Fengqiu tortured him in this way and that to extract a confession. The young servant was shaking with tears and showed the evil star the way to the private room in the backyard.

Xie Fengqiu let go of him, and strode towards the backyard.

On the other side, Hua Xu was lured by the maid, and took a seat in the private room without realizing it.

It wasn't until this moment that he realized that the atmosphere in this small building was a little weird. Not to mention the slightly weird noises on the road, the layout of this private room was also very weird. A small room for eating, it doesn't matter if there is a bed. It is huge, the bed is covered with looming red gauze, the candlesticks are exquisitely shaped, the incense burner is burning, and the whole room is filled with a soft fragrance.

Hua Xu frowned displeased.

After a while, the door was pushed open with a creak, and two young maidservants in thin clothes came in. They took two graceful steps and placed a jug of wine on the table in front of him.

Hua Xu put down his doubts for now, and asked, "What about the food? When will it be served?"

The two little maids looked at each other, giggled, and one of them bowed profusely, and said softly: "Immortal, don't worry, Mom is preparing it, this is a good wine unique to our Yuxianglou, the immortal might as well taste it first. .”

The other person covered his lips and smiled coquettishly, and said in agreement: "That's right, that's right, mother specially asked us to tell the immortals, this wine, 'Strengthen the body, live a life of dragons and tigers', drinking it will make you feel like a god!"

Hua Xu rounded up this sentence, and frowned suspiciously, "...is this wine good for cultivation?"

The two maidservants laughed together: "That depends on what kind of immortal 'cultivation' it is!"

After they finished speaking, they left. Hua Xu picked up the small flagon on the table and looked at it over and over again.

He thought to himself: This is not a black shop, is it?

Such an unremarkable pot of wine dares to be labeled as helpful to practice.Has the management of the Five Great Masters been so loose over the years?

He explored carefully for a while, and after finding nothing, he poured a glass of clear wine, hesitantly put it to his lips, and was about to taste it himself.

But Xie Fengqiu, he only knew that Hua Xu was in the backyard, but he didn't know which room he was in, so he had to push away from room to room with great fanfare.

Watching all the way down, eyes are full of unsightly scenes, groaning and gasping one after another, for the first time in Brother Qiu's life, he almost fled in a hurry and left.

He complained with red ears: "Goddamn Hua Xu, I will definitely lock you in the house from now on, and see if you still run around..."

He opened another room, and there was a person sitting in the center coldly, dressed neatly, there were no singing or singing around, the white clothes were incompatible with this obscene flower building.Xie Fengqiu seemed to see another village, and almost cried with joy, "My God, I found you!"

He stepped in in two or three steps, halfway there, and suddenly saw a glass of clear liquid that he handed to his lips.

He froze in place for an instant, countless thoughts flashed through his mind for a moment, and finally landed on the "enjoyment wine" that had flashed in his mind, his heart skipped a beat, and he almost instinctively stepped forward in three steps at a time. Take the wine cup from his hand!

"What are you doing?" He moved too hastily and spilled a hand of Hua Xu's wine, the latter frowned and asked in a cold voice.

"Can't drink!"

Xie Fengqiu shouted in a louder voice than him.

Hua Xu raised his eyes when he heard the words, and looked at him puzzled, "Why can't you drink?"

When he asked, Xie Fengqiu didn't know how to answer.Uncle Xie has been thick-skinned for half his life, but at this moment he was too embarrassed to mention that word in front of this person, so he had to turn around: "This wine, it's not an ordinary wine..."

"I know."

Xie Fengqiu was stunned, "You know? You know you still drink?"

Hua Xu thought to himself: It's just to help one's practice, why can't you drink it?Leaving aside whether it's true or not, it's just a glass of wine, so what's the big deal?

He stretched out his hand and said, "Bring it."

Xie Fengqiu was shocked: "You still plan to drink!"

This is fucking old brother!The kind that will make you spring when you drink it!Who the hell are you going to talk to? !

You are not the fairy brother I know who does not eat fireworks!

You have fallen!you've changed!

Hua Xu's patience was only a little bit, Xie Fengqiu didn't let go, so he had no choice but to grab it himself, Xie Fengqiu hid twice, seeing that he couldn't dodge, he was cruel, gritted his teeth, and sent it to his mouth neatly!

Hua Xu: "...Didn't you say you can't drink?"

Xie Fengqiu was furious, and hissed: "Then what can you do if you insist on drinking me!"

On the one hand, he was heartbroken, and on the other hand, he felt inexplicably wronged. After drinking a glass, he picked up the jug on the table and drank it all in two or three sips.

Hua Xu stood by and watched, completely unable to understand what kind of retarded behavior he was doing. It could only be attributed to Uncle Xie's insanity again.

"Okay," he took a step forward, broke Xie Fengqiu's hand, and threw the jug aside, "Can't I not drink?"

Xie Fengqiu was still angry, "Did you say you couldn't do it earlier?!"

Hua Xu: "..."

His tolerance was finally exhausted, and he said with a cold face: "Xie Fengqiu, you are promising!"

Xie Fengqiu felt depressed at the moment, not afraid of him at all, and pointed out angrily, "Do you know where this is? Do you know how much I suffered to find you! I will definitely have a needle's eye tomorrow!"

Hua Xu: "Didn't you want to come in?"

Xie Fengqiu: "I didn't!"

After a pause, he groaned, and said almost aggrievedly: "This is a brothel! A brothel! Where are you going, you can't run to a brothel! Don't you want to have a look before you come in!"

"..." Hua Xu seemed to have been hit by acupuncture points, and suddenly became still.

He froze on the spot like thunder rolling, and after a while he said in a dream, "Say it again, where is this..."

Xie Fengqiu raised his ears and yelled: "The brothel!"

"Fuck..." Hua Xu cursed silently, stopped in place for a moment, and dragged Xie Fengqiu towards the window without looking back.

"...why?" Xie Fengqiu asked confusedly as he staggered.

But he saw Hua Xu quickly flipped out of the window, the object was lifted into the air, and then he turned around and handed it to him.

"Run!"

On the way back, Hua Xu finally figured out what the words "strengthen the body and keep alive" meant.

His face was extremely ugly, under the moonlight it was frighteningly cold, and the chill radiating from his body could freeze a thriving dried flower and plant into an ice sculpture.

When passing by a lantern stand, Xie Fengqiu suddenly said, "Wait..."

He didn't know when he was drunk, his face was as red as a boiled shrimp, I don't know if it was the effect of the wine or the "other ingredients" in the wine, in short, he didn't look sober, when he went down, his legs were as Shaking like a convulsion.

Hua Xu couldn't let go, so he could only support him step by step.

"It's okay..." Xie Fengqiu stood up tremblingly, and broke away Hua Xu's hand that was stuck on his arm, but lingered for a moment on the back of that ice-cold jade hand.

Hua Xu didn't notice anything unusual, he frowned and let go.

Xie Fengqiu walked up to the stall owner selling lanterns, waved his hand, "These...I want them all!"

"All, all?"

Seeing that he was unconscious, the stall owner didn't dare to agree for a moment. Hua Xu walked over, glanced at the lanterns of different shapes on the stall, and said helplessly, "Give it to him if he wants it."

He had already forgotten Xie Shiliu's entrustment.Thinking of Xie Fengqiu's grief and indignation just now, maybe he really suffered a lot, and felt very guilty in his heart, even if he wanted a star in the sky at this moment, he had to find a way to get him one.

Anyway, he was also drunk, so let's treat it as coaxing children.

He took out his money bag and put it in front of the stall owner, letting him figure it out for himself.

The stall owner had never seen such a posture before, and hurriedly bowed his head to settle accounts.

Xie Fengqiu bought a bunch of them, but he didn't take them all. He just laughed and happily picked out three outrageous red lanterns among them, and ordered them one by one: "This is for Sixteen... This is for Ye Zi... This one is for Tang Qianyuan. ..."

Hua Xu glanced at it and felt a headache: "Can't you change it to a better one? It's so ugly!"

"Not ugly!" Xie Fengqiu shouted immediately, bringing the red lantern in front of him, "Look at this color scheme, how warm! How festive!"

Hua Xu: "..."

Xie Fengqiu was like a child when he was drunk, and after yelling, he turned back to pick up the lantern.

He picked them very carefully, with his eyes wide open, and scanned them one by one.

In the end, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he reached out and took down a small, glazed lotus river lantern from the highest place.

"Young master has a good eye. This river lantern is a new style this year. It is exquisite. The Qiqiao Festival is not far away. It is suitable to give this to your sweetheart!"

The stall owner flattered with a smile, then lowered his head and went to settle the score.

Xie Fengqiu stood there in a daze, thinking for a while.

Hua Xu couldn't stand it anymore, and wanted to drag the drunk back quickly, "Okay, okay, we've finished shopping, let's go back..."

His voice came to an abrupt end.

Xie Fengqiu shoved the glazed river lantern into his arms overjoyed.

He laughed so hard that his eyes narrowed. The young man had sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a hearty smile, exuding a vigorous and enthusiastic growth vigor.

His voice was soft and slow, but with the intoxicating aroma of a spring night, he grinned and said:

"The most beautiful lamp is for the most beautiful...Brother Immortal."

The author has something to say: Xie Fengqiu: "Goddamn Hua Xu, I will definitely lock you in the house from now on and show me striptease like this every day..."

He is greedy for Hua Xu's body!He is a bitch!