My nemesis, he teases me every day
Chapter 5 Like a Dream: Brother Qiu Was Captured by a Monster
Hua Xu hopes that he doesn't talk much at ordinary times, but if he is in a hurry, he can explode into a bucket in minutes.
Xie Fengqiu made his own life, the only person he didn't dare to mess with was Hua Xu in the state of a barrel, that was really not a joke, it would kill someone.
Uncle Xie, who had shouted "stay away from me" just now, is sitting obediently on the side with his knees hugged, not even daring to fart. Staring at each other's movements without blinking, like a child waiting for his parents to feed him.
Xie Fengqiu's cooking is equivalent to poisoning. People who are familiar with him never dare to let him touch the kitchen pots and pans.
A simple plate of fried rice with eggs, he finished adding oil, salt, minced meat, green onion, ginger and garlic, but felt that this did not reflect his superb skills, so he had to add something else. , It almost became a bowl of egg flower rice grain chowder.
It may be sweet, it may be salty, how to die depends on Uncle Xie's mood today.
Hua Xu was innocent back then, he paid a sincere heart by mistake, paid a great price for his stupidity, and died many times.
Now that he is mature, he will never let such a life-threatening thing happen again.
Hua Xujing took the ingredients and sprinkled them on the half-cooked rabbit meat. The conditions in the field were poor. This little bit of salt was ground by the proprietress when they bought the pancakes. Hei Junjun's shadow.
"...Go away, don't get in the way."
Without saying a word, he drove people away ruthlessly.Xie Fengqiu's eyes moved from the rabbit to his face, muttered twice, and reluctantly moved away.
While cursing himself for being worthless, he wanted to restore his image of being wise and mighty, mainly because he was unwilling to listen to Hua Xu so honestly, "...the rabbit is so cute, why do you want to eat it?"
Ru Yanjun: "..."
Hua Xuzheng didn't bother to talk to him, so he finally understood that this person fell ill every now and then, and was already terminally ill, but Ru Yanjun couldn't hold back, and questioned from the bottom of his heart, "Commander, what's wrong with you?" The rabbit... was caught by you."
Xie Fengqiu shook his head righteously, "How can it be called catching? It can't find a home, and I couldn't bear to bring it back to give it loving care, but you two cruel people peeled its skin. Eat its flesh!"
As he said that, he seemed to be unable to bear to lower his head, "It's too bloody..."
"The drama is closed, don't let me hit you."
The flames were sizzling, Hua Xujing turned the rabbit over, Xie Fengqiu pressed the tip of his tongue against his back molars, stared at his smooth side face in the flames for a long while, and said with an inexplicable smile: " Little general, you are so good-looking, why do you always fight and kill? Isn’t it good for people to love each other..."
"...I warn you, take back the fine print."
"Huh?" Xie Fengqiu tilted his head, pretending to be puzzled and said, "Small? What is small? Where is it small?"
His eyes fell on Hua Xuzheng unscrupulously, from the delicate eyebrows to the sharp jaw line, scanning inch by inch, and finally landed on the center of his crossed legs, looking thoughtfully for a moment, " It doesn't look small..."
Hua Xujing put down the roasted rabbit.
Hua Xujing took out his dagger.
Hua Xujing looked at Xie sullenly, gritted his teeth and said, "Do you really want to die..."
The dagger was held in his hand, and it shone coldly even in the dark night. Xie Fengqiu's eyes fell on his hand, he pondered for two seconds, and surrendered decisively, "It's my fault. We are all brothers, don't hurt the feelings between us..."
"Fucking little general! Call me general!" Hua Xujing couldn't bear it anymore and roared angrily.
"Okay General, I understand General."
Ru Yanjun: "..."
A good dinner was delayed by these two people for a long time. By the time they were full, the sky had completely darkened, there was no light above their heads, and the stars and the moon had all disappeared into the clouds.
Ru Yanjun took out the scroll again, "Okay, let's continue to analyze our goal this time..."
Liucheng is a deserted city, no one is not surprised, it is not surprising that there are sporadic couples, but if it is suddenly bustling with traffic, crowded with people... then something is not right.
"About half a month ago, a caravan headed south, passed through Liucheng, and passed by for a rest. The caravan was Persian merchants from far away places, and they were not familiar with the conditions of these cities, so after they entered the city, they saw Liucheng is prosperous, people come and go, they don't feel strange, but they enjoy it, until they leave and tell outsiders what they saw and heard in Liucheng, they realize that Liucheng was abandoned a hundred years ago."
Ru Yanjun turned a page and continued: "Since then, there have been rumors of strange stories in Liucheng. It’s causing trouble, but the head of the family calculated the birth of the devil bone at this time, and the elders worried that Liucheng’s strange talk was a vision of the birth of the devil bone, so it was also included in our investigation list.”
After Ru Yanjun finished speaking in an orderly manner, she rolled the scroll with her fingers and carefully gathered it up. Looking up, Xie Fengqiu had a withered yellow weed in his mouth, with one leg raised high, and was humming a little song to watch the night sky; After feeding the horses two handfuls of hay, they took out their purses and counted their remaining balance.
... A big boss is a big boss, they don't need to do their homework, and any ghosts and ghosts will see them, and the shit will be fucked.
"Don't worry," Xie Fengqiu mumbled, holding grass roots in his mouth, "for a city of this level, you and I, Brother Qiu, can destroy three or four with a wave of our hand. In other cases, no matter what the odds and ends are, they will all be wiped out with the city." .”
Ru Yanjun thought about it, and felt that what he said made sense, "...Okay Brother Qiu, remember to cover me."
Xie Fengqiu was stunned for a moment, stretched out his hand to take the grass root, turned over and looked at him, "What's the matter? I fell under your brother Qiu's long legs? Sure enough, my charm is invincible, and my strength is beyond doubt... …Call again, brother, tomorrow I will take you into the city and walk sideways!”
Ru Yanjun upheld the principle of being shameless and invincible, and called loudly, "Brother Qiu!"
Xie Fengqiu handed him the grass roots that were stained with his own saliva, "Here, this is the proof of our friendship with Jinlan! From now on, we will have the same blessings and share the same hardships!"
Ru Yanjun took it with both hands respectfully, "Okay, Brother Qiu!"
Xie Fengqiu: "Hey, Brother Juan."
Hua Xujing: "...are you finished?"
He took off the simple bedding from the horse, and with both hands vigorously, he threw it on the heads of the two, "Make it up and go to sleep."
Both Ru Yanjun and Ru Yanjuan were not offended. As soon as the major general spoke, he went to work diligently. Xie Fengqiu grabbed the thin blanket from his forehead, lay on his back and asked Hua Xujing enchantingly: "Hey, is the general jealous? Otherwise, if you call me brother, can I cover you too?"
Hua Xujing's face darkened: "I'm jealous of you! I'm older than you!"
Xie Fengqiu stretched out his hand and rolled the thin blanket into his bosom, half of his face was covered, only a pair of eyes as bright as stars remained, and his crooked smile did not resemble his mouth at all.
"What's the matter with being older? You can't be called brother when you are older? Otherwise, I will give you a sample first and give you some psychological preparation..."
On the verge of being beaten, Uncle Xie frantically probed: "Brother Hua Xu...Brother Jing...you should answer me..."
Hua Xu Jing stopped talking nonsense with him, rolled up his sleeves and punched him in the face!
He found out that this person deserves more beatings than he did 12 years ago!No fight!
Xie Fengqiu shrank instinctively, grabbing his shoulders and was about to push him down, Hua Xu reacted faster, straddling him with all his strength, it was love without a word!But in the blink of an eye, the two were entangled and wrestled together.
Ru Yanjun took a look twice, then turned her head away with no regard for injustice.
"Haha... ok ok, I was wrong..." Xie Fengqiu pushed his wrist, tried to widen the distance between himself and the fist, and begged for mercy with a smile. ?”
"No more...no more." Xie Fengqiu smiled while trying to look at him sincerely.
Hua Xujing said that the beating was real, and he was unambiguous at all, he could even taste a faint smell of blood in his mouth, and his cheeks were aching.
"Okay, okay, it's time to go to bed, don't hold me, okay?"
Hua Xujing: "You asked for it!"
He was not forgiving, but still turned over and got off him, rummaged through his bedroll, and threw him another cloak.
"You watch the first half of the night and call me in the second half of the night. Don't forget to add firewood."
Xie Fengqiu turned over and sat up, reached out and touched the corner of his mouth, "Hiss—"
"You're really good at it." He sighed, and said aggrievedly, "I'm afraid it's going to swell."
Hua Xu Jing: "You should."
He was so angry with this neuropathy that his head hurt, he didn't want to talk to him any more, so he just covered the thin blanket, turned over and pointed the back of his head at him.
As the night deepened, the chirping of insects in the woods gradually faded away, and there was silence all around, only the slight sound of the burning fire.
Xie Fengqiu stared at the fire in a daze, gradually suppressed his smile, wondering what he was thinking.
At this moment, Ru Yanjun suddenly let out a short scream, "Brother Qiu—"
Hua Xujing seemed to be asleep, breathing steadily and motionless.
Xie Fengqiu looked at him twice, making sure that he didn't show signs of waking up, then turned his head and said in a low voice, "What's wrong? It's late at night, what the hell?"
"...No, no." Ru Yanjun came back to her senses at this moment, her mood was still stable, but her eyes kept looking behind him in disbelief.
Xie Fengqiu turned his head and took a look, but saw nothing.
"Speak up if you have something to say, don't be a bitch."
Ru Yanjun said: "No, maybe it's because I was dazzled, I seemed to see your shadow just now... I moved by myself."
Xie Fengqiu paused for a moment, then stared back at his own shadow, the blackness pulled out a distorted human figure with his movements, in the darkness, it seemed that there were pairs of eyes quietly spying on them.
"... In the middle of the night, don't tell ghost stories."
He looked at it for a moment, then turned his head away again, obviously not paying attention.
Ru Yanjun hesitated for a moment, and also felt that she was worrying unnecessarily. For a strong man like Xie Fengqiu, let alone whether it is true or not, even if there is a ghost, he can beat people back to the underworld and remake them.
Thinking of it this way, he felt a lot more at ease.
With the warm firelight, he gradually fell asleep.
But soon, he discovered that his trust was wrongly paid.
In the early morning of the next day, Ru Yanjun looked at Xie Fengqiu's empty and tidy bedding and turned pale with shock.He hurriedly shook Hua Xujing awake, and said while shaking, "Major General, something has happened!"
Hua Xujing got up tiredly, followed his gaze, and was silent for two seconds.
Ru Yanjun repeated in his ear: "I didn't see anyone when I got up early in the morning, and I didn't hear any noise last night. If I was collecting firewood and looking for water, I should leave a note, and the bedding is extremely clean, like last night. I haven't slept at all, I'm afraid I didn't leave by myself..."
"Yeah." Hua Xu interrupted him calmly.
"He should have been captured by a monster."
Ru Yanjun: "..."
Xie Fengqiu made his own life, the only person he didn't dare to mess with was Hua Xu in the state of a barrel, that was really not a joke, it would kill someone.
Uncle Xie, who had shouted "stay away from me" just now, is sitting obediently on the side with his knees hugged, not even daring to fart. Staring at each other's movements without blinking, like a child waiting for his parents to feed him.
Xie Fengqiu's cooking is equivalent to poisoning. People who are familiar with him never dare to let him touch the kitchen pots and pans.
A simple plate of fried rice with eggs, he finished adding oil, salt, minced meat, green onion, ginger and garlic, but felt that this did not reflect his superb skills, so he had to add something else. , It almost became a bowl of egg flower rice grain chowder.
It may be sweet, it may be salty, how to die depends on Uncle Xie's mood today.
Hua Xu was innocent back then, he paid a sincere heart by mistake, paid a great price for his stupidity, and died many times.
Now that he is mature, he will never let such a life-threatening thing happen again.
Hua Xujing took the ingredients and sprinkled them on the half-cooked rabbit meat. The conditions in the field were poor. This little bit of salt was ground by the proprietress when they bought the pancakes. Hei Junjun's shadow.
"...Go away, don't get in the way."
Without saying a word, he drove people away ruthlessly.Xie Fengqiu's eyes moved from the rabbit to his face, muttered twice, and reluctantly moved away.
While cursing himself for being worthless, he wanted to restore his image of being wise and mighty, mainly because he was unwilling to listen to Hua Xu so honestly, "...the rabbit is so cute, why do you want to eat it?"
Ru Yanjun: "..."
Hua Xuzheng didn't bother to talk to him, so he finally understood that this person fell ill every now and then, and was already terminally ill, but Ru Yanjun couldn't hold back, and questioned from the bottom of his heart, "Commander, what's wrong with you?" The rabbit... was caught by you."
Xie Fengqiu shook his head righteously, "How can it be called catching? It can't find a home, and I couldn't bear to bring it back to give it loving care, but you two cruel people peeled its skin. Eat its flesh!"
As he said that, he seemed to be unable to bear to lower his head, "It's too bloody..."
"The drama is closed, don't let me hit you."
The flames were sizzling, Hua Xujing turned the rabbit over, Xie Fengqiu pressed the tip of his tongue against his back molars, stared at his smooth side face in the flames for a long while, and said with an inexplicable smile: " Little general, you are so good-looking, why do you always fight and kill? Isn’t it good for people to love each other..."
"...I warn you, take back the fine print."
"Huh?" Xie Fengqiu tilted his head, pretending to be puzzled and said, "Small? What is small? Where is it small?"
His eyes fell on Hua Xuzheng unscrupulously, from the delicate eyebrows to the sharp jaw line, scanning inch by inch, and finally landed on the center of his crossed legs, looking thoughtfully for a moment, " It doesn't look small..."
Hua Xujing put down the roasted rabbit.
Hua Xujing took out his dagger.
Hua Xujing looked at Xie sullenly, gritted his teeth and said, "Do you really want to die..."
The dagger was held in his hand, and it shone coldly even in the dark night. Xie Fengqiu's eyes fell on his hand, he pondered for two seconds, and surrendered decisively, "It's my fault. We are all brothers, don't hurt the feelings between us..."
"Fucking little general! Call me general!" Hua Xujing couldn't bear it anymore and roared angrily.
"Okay General, I understand General."
Ru Yanjun: "..."
A good dinner was delayed by these two people for a long time. By the time they were full, the sky had completely darkened, there was no light above their heads, and the stars and the moon had all disappeared into the clouds.
Ru Yanjun took out the scroll again, "Okay, let's continue to analyze our goal this time..."
Liucheng is a deserted city, no one is not surprised, it is not surprising that there are sporadic couples, but if it is suddenly bustling with traffic, crowded with people... then something is not right.
"About half a month ago, a caravan headed south, passed through Liucheng, and passed by for a rest. The caravan was Persian merchants from far away places, and they were not familiar with the conditions of these cities, so after they entered the city, they saw Liucheng is prosperous, people come and go, they don't feel strange, but they enjoy it, until they leave and tell outsiders what they saw and heard in Liucheng, they realize that Liucheng was abandoned a hundred years ago."
Ru Yanjun turned a page and continued: "Since then, there have been rumors of strange stories in Liucheng. It’s causing trouble, but the head of the family calculated the birth of the devil bone at this time, and the elders worried that Liucheng’s strange talk was a vision of the birth of the devil bone, so it was also included in our investigation list.”
After Ru Yanjun finished speaking in an orderly manner, she rolled the scroll with her fingers and carefully gathered it up. Looking up, Xie Fengqiu had a withered yellow weed in his mouth, with one leg raised high, and was humming a little song to watch the night sky; After feeding the horses two handfuls of hay, they took out their purses and counted their remaining balance.
... A big boss is a big boss, they don't need to do their homework, and any ghosts and ghosts will see them, and the shit will be fucked.
"Don't worry," Xie Fengqiu mumbled, holding grass roots in his mouth, "for a city of this level, you and I, Brother Qiu, can destroy three or four with a wave of our hand. In other cases, no matter what the odds and ends are, they will all be wiped out with the city." .”
Ru Yanjun thought about it, and felt that what he said made sense, "...Okay Brother Qiu, remember to cover me."
Xie Fengqiu was stunned for a moment, stretched out his hand to take the grass root, turned over and looked at him, "What's the matter? I fell under your brother Qiu's long legs? Sure enough, my charm is invincible, and my strength is beyond doubt... …Call again, brother, tomorrow I will take you into the city and walk sideways!”
Ru Yanjun upheld the principle of being shameless and invincible, and called loudly, "Brother Qiu!"
Xie Fengqiu handed him the grass roots that were stained with his own saliva, "Here, this is the proof of our friendship with Jinlan! From now on, we will have the same blessings and share the same hardships!"
Ru Yanjun took it with both hands respectfully, "Okay, Brother Qiu!"
Xie Fengqiu: "Hey, Brother Juan."
Hua Xujing: "...are you finished?"
He took off the simple bedding from the horse, and with both hands vigorously, he threw it on the heads of the two, "Make it up and go to sleep."
Both Ru Yanjun and Ru Yanjuan were not offended. As soon as the major general spoke, he went to work diligently. Xie Fengqiu grabbed the thin blanket from his forehead, lay on his back and asked Hua Xujing enchantingly: "Hey, is the general jealous? Otherwise, if you call me brother, can I cover you too?"
Hua Xujing's face darkened: "I'm jealous of you! I'm older than you!"
Xie Fengqiu stretched out his hand and rolled the thin blanket into his bosom, half of his face was covered, only a pair of eyes as bright as stars remained, and his crooked smile did not resemble his mouth at all.
"What's the matter with being older? You can't be called brother when you are older? Otherwise, I will give you a sample first and give you some psychological preparation..."
On the verge of being beaten, Uncle Xie frantically probed: "Brother Hua Xu...Brother Jing...you should answer me..."
Hua Xu Jing stopped talking nonsense with him, rolled up his sleeves and punched him in the face!
He found out that this person deserves more beatings than he did 12 years ago!No fight!
Xie Fengqiu shrank instinctively, grabbing his shoulders and was about to push him down, Hua Xu reacted faster, straddling him with all his strength, it was love without a word!But in the blink of an eye, the two were entangled and wrestled together.
Ru Yanjun took a look twice, then turned her head away with no regard for injustice.
"Haha... ok ok, I was wrong..." Xie Fengqiu pushed his wrist, tried to widen the distance between himself and the fist, and begged for mercy with a smile. ?”
"No more...no more." Xie Fengqiu smiled while trying to look at him sincerely.
Hua Xujing said that the beating was real, and he was unambiguous at all, he could even taste a faint smell of blood in his mouth, and his cheeks were aching.
"Okay, okay, it's time to go to bed, don't hold me, okay?"
Hua Xujing: "You asked for it!"
He was not forgiving, but still turned over and got off him, rummaged through his bedroll, and threw him another cloak.
"You watch the first half of the night and call me in the second half of the night. Don't forget to add firewood."
Xie Fengqiu turned over and sat up, reached out and touched the corner of his mouth, "Hiss—"
"You're really good at it." He sighed, and said aggrievedly, "I'm afraid it's going to swell."
Hua Xu Jing: "You should."
He was so angry with this neuropathy that his head hurt, he didn't want to talk to him any more, so he just covered the thin blanket, turned over and pointed the back of his head at him.
As the night deepened, the chirping of insects in the woods gradually faded away, and there was silence all around, only the slight sound of the burning fire.
Xie Fengqiu stared at the fire in a daze, gradually suppressed his smile, wondering what he was thinking.
At this moment, Ru Yanjun suddenly let out a short scream, "Brother Qiu—"
Hua Xujing seemed to be asleep, breathing steadily and motionless.
Xie Fengqiu looked at him twice, making sure that he didn't show signs of waking up, then turned his head and said in a low voice, "What's wrong? It's late at night, what the hell?"
"...No, no." Ru Yanjun came back to her senses at this moment, her mood was still stable, but her eyes kept looking behind him in disbelief.
Xie Fengqiu turned his head and took a look, but saw nothing.
"Speak up if you have something to say, don't be a bitch."
Ru Yanjun said: "No, maybe it's because I was dazzled, I seemed to see your shadow just now... I moved by myself."
Xie Fengqiu paused for a moment, then stared back at his own shadow, the blackness pulled out a distorted human figure with his movements, in the darkness, it seemed that there were pairs of eyes quietly spying on them.
"... In the middle of the night, don't tell ghost stories."
He looked at it for a moment, then turned his head away again, obviously not paying attention.
Ru Yanjun hesitated for a moment, and also felt that she was worrying unnecessarily. For a strong man like Xie Fengqiu, let alone whether it is true or not, even if there is a ghost, he can beat people back to the underworld and remake them.
Thinking of it this way, he felt a lot more at ease.
With the warm firelight, he gradually fell asleep.
But soon, he discovered that his trust was wrongly paid.
In the early morning of the next day, Ru Yanjun looked at Xie Fengqiu's empty and tidy bedding and turned pale with shock.He hurriedly shook Hua Xujing awake, and said while shaking, "Major General, something has happened!"
Hua Xujing got up tiredly, followed his gaze, and was silent for two seconds.
Ru Yanjun repeated in his ear: "I didn't see anyone when I got up early in the morning, and I didn't hear any noise last night. If I was collecting firewood and looking for water, I should leave a note, and the bedding is extremely clean, like last night. I haven't slept at all, I'm afraid I didn't leave by myself..."
"Yeah." Hua Xu interrupted him calmly.
"He should have been captured by a monster."
Ru Yanjun: "..."
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