High-energy love diary [Comprehensive]

Are you living together?That's a good question.

Before falling in love, for safety and convenience, the two had to live under the same roof. What about after falling in love?

A trance made Kawakami Qianxia unable to reply in time, and in the eyes of others, it was tantamount to acquiescing.Oda Sakunosuke felt the feeling of myocardial infarction again. He vaguely caught the sound of splashing water coming from the kitchen, as if a guy with wings so hard that he flew to the Milky Way was washing dishes.

He carried the 1.8-meter boy out of the entrance like a chicken.And Osamu Dazai beside him closed the door gently without making a sound. The two cooperated tacitly, ready to sharpen their swords.

The world was spinning for a while, and her back was slammed against the wall. Kawakami Qianxia hissed in pain, her lips were slightly parted, and the muzzle of the gun was only briefly moved away for a moment, and then pressed hard against the center of her eyebrows.

"Shut up for me. I ask, you answer, and I will send you a bullet if you say one more word."

Oda Sakunosuke almost broke the sentence into pieces and stuffed it into her ears, the voice of gnashing teeth was full of anger.

At this time, Osamu Dazai put his hand on her left shoulder casually, and used "Disqualification in the World" to remove the last hidden danger, with a cold smile in his tone: "How many shots do you think your head can withstand?"

Kawakami Qianxia fell into the turbulent sea like a bird, without even a splash, and sluggishly endured the biting killing intent of these two people.Ruby-like eyeballs are cross-eyed, aiming upwards at the pistol that seems to be thumping in the next second-it is loaded!

——Abba Oda!Teacher Dazai!I'm Chika! !Your big baby Qianxia! ! !

From the awakening of personality to the present, Kawakami Qianxia is eager to have the "heart sound" for the first time.

Even though she was hoarse in her heart, no one else could hear it.

In the past, the old father who had always been kind to Kawakami Qianxia, ​​who was reluctant to say even a serious word, was fixing his cold and ruthless eyes on her face: "When did you know each other?"

"Birthday." Kawakami Qianxia kept his previous warning in mind, and answered concisely. She didn't dare to say a word, for fear that if he slipped her hand, her head would explode... No, it should be her boyfriend's head .

Oda Sakunosuke's already riddled heart was pierced by another arrow, so that the hand holding the gun trembled for a moment, and Qianxia's hairs all exploded from fright.

"Oh, the answer is worse than online dating." Osamu Dazai tightened his hand on her shoulder slightly, "It's amazing to be able to coax Qianxia in such a short time, it's heartbreaking."

Kawakami Qianxia met his beautiful crescent-shaped eyes that did not reveal the slightest smile, as if seeing a huge glacier hidden in the deep sea.

For the first time, she felt the cold malice and murderous intent from this man, which was not at the same level as what he showed when he taught her. Compared with it, the latter was more like playing with a pet cat with a cat teaser.

"I know you, 'the scariest professional hero'," Dazai Osamu said slowly, "but I really didn't expect, so Qianxia likes this type? What does she like about you? Your face?"

Following his words, Oda Sakunosuke's gaze was like a knife, making Kawakami Qianxia feel the blood vessels and nerves on his face whine, as if the sharp blade forcibly pulled the skin off, and he took it under the sun to examine it with a magnifying glass.

Kawakami Qianxia shook her head, sobbing aggrievedly in her heart - Dad, listen to my explanation!

Seeing the terrified and staring red eyes glowing with water, Oda Sakunosuke showed an indescribable expression, and his mood became even worse, and he put the label "a paper tiger with a vicious insider" on his body.

Really should let the host of "Hero Fun Ranking" show him what he looks like now.

"You two... are lovers now?" Oda Sakunosuke gritted his teeth.

Kawakami Qianxia replied in fear, "Yes."

This answer made the old father feel bad.What kind of vision actually fell in love with this kind of guy, if I knew it, I wouldn't let her stay at home every day!Or do you just want to taste the feeling of falling in love?Then you can tell him straight!At least he'll help her keep her eyes open and stop taking things that fall out of the trash can as treasures.

Most importantly - don't be tricked into playing those tricks with a few candies!It's not that you can't play, it's normal for couples to want some excitement, the question is how long have they been together?

"Qianxia's interpersonal relationship is very simple, and she only understands the most superficial side of people and things outside through the Internet." Oda Sakunosuke said coldly, "She allows you to enter her world in such a short time... What method did you use?"

Doesn't the translation mean that she has little knowledge and is easily deceived?However, Qian Xia didn't dare to talk about it at this time, all her senses hit the gun that was pressing against her forehead more and more: "No."

The decisive tone makes people feel that even if there is no danger to life, such an answer will be given.

Osamu Dazai, however, seemed to have heard some cold joke, and laughed loudly: "Then think of something shining on you that she likes."

"Then now...to answer a question for me." As he spoke, he slightly tightened his hands on her shoulders, "Did you take protective measures during this time?"

How can you tell if a man is a scumbag?

In this regard, if you don't know how to protect girls, especially men who don't protect Qianxia, ​​all their corpses should be thrown into the sea to feed the fish.

Osamu Dazai stared closely at this heartbreaker, as if he had imprinted every nerve in his face on the retina, as long as he noticed a trace of lying, or gave an incorrect answer, he would Let him live in the days of "unable to use protection measures" all his life.

At the same time, Oda Sakunosuke, who was also aware of the importance of this answer, also tightened his jaw and stared at "Heartbroken" with a bad expression.

Kawakami Chinatsu, who was almost pierced into a sieve by four eyes, couldn't understand this unexpected and inexplicable question for a while, so she blinked blankly.

... This guy doesn't even know what "protection measures" are, so do you expect him to do them?

The stagnant air was suddenly eroded by the gushing glacier, and Qianxia shivered.

Osamu Dazai changed his mind, and said blankly: "Kill it, throw the body away."

Kawakami Chinatsu: ——? !

***

Bakugo Katsuki walked out of the kitchen with a bowl of sliced ​​cantaloupe. He didn't find anyone in the living room or dining room. He hesitated for two seconds between going upstairs to find someone and going out to have a look, and chose the latter.

And then...he opened the door to a new world.

Day after day, he was "heartbroken" trembling like a frightened quail, his eyes were slightly red, and he looked like he wanted to cry but didn't dare to cry, and the two men standing beside "him"...

Really heartbreaking: ==

Fake heartbreak: QAQ

Perhaps the impact of the picture at this time was too great, and Xinyin entered a state of strike.

Osamu Dazai with cold eyes suddenly changed his face, stopped Quail's shoulder with a smile like a flower, and used his actions to show what good brothers are, "Oh, I wanted to come to visit you, but I happened to see your boyfriend, who has good eyesight and is very handsome !"

Bakugo Katsuki looked slowly at the red-haired man... the gun in his hand.

Oda Sakunosuke slowly retracted the gun, stuck it behind his waist, coughed lightly, and showed the iconic old father's caring smile: "Just play a joke on him."

After a long while, the frozen thinking started to work again.

How should I put it, from the day of racing, Bakugo Katsuki had a vague premonition—something must happen.

Accidents happen all the time, so it doesn't make sense that there will be an accident this time.

And now, compared to the nervousness of meeting the parents for the first time, it is more of a sigh of relief.

Finally the dust settled, lest he wait all day in suspense and wait for the occasional bomb-bomb ready to surprise him at any time.

As a teacher, Osamu Dazai can know what this little canary is thinking even if he can't hear the heartbeat, and he can easily catch her relaxed expression. He blinked suspiciously, then smiled calmly and said: "But you actually fell in love? Why didn't you tell us, so we were not prepared at all."

Kawakami Chinatsu gave him a cold look: Bah!

No one noticed that Oda's old father was standing stiffly on the spot at this moment, and the smile on his face seemed to have froze—he was digesting the heartbeat he heard.

Bakugo Katsuki sighed with a headache, and was still dragging the bowl full of cantaloupe in his hand, as if an earthquake of magnitude [-] couldn't disturb him to let go.

How to calm a daily cranky person?

There is a lover who is good at creating surprises and surprises.

[... When we met for the first time, I was Katsuki Bakugo. ] He raised his finger and pointed at someone who couldn't hold back his tears with his mouth flattened, [We switched bodies on our two birthdays. ]

He calmly added: [Also, my current boyfriend of Qian Xia. ]

"...What is she thinking?" Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes without changing his expression, looking at Sakunosuke Oda beside him——

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?What's with this look of being nuclear-struck?

Oda Sakunosuke opened his mouth sluggishly, without even making a sound. After a brief silence, he turned his head suddenly, his shocked eyes fixed on the "scumbag" face.

Kawakami Qianxia sniffed, tears welled up in her eyes, and she shouted angrily and aggrievedly: "I am Qianxia!"

There was a busy sound coming from Osamu Dazai's ears, and he didn't know if it was because of the roar close to his ears, or the information he had just received, until his hand was thrown away forcefully, he just stared blankly at the man who was being watched by them just now. Confused professional hero.

Kawakami Qianxia glared angrily at the two who were as quiet as chickens, and for the first time in her life released her anger at her parents and teacher: "Where do you want to throw my body?!"

Men are big hooves!

Except her boyfriend!