Loyal dogs always commit suicide [Quick Transmigration]

After scratching his head and posing, the little soul in Su Jinjiang stretched his waist very comfortably, and found that he actually enjoyed the feeling of selling his looks.

——Ah bah bah bah!Accidentally brainwashed by a wretched gangster.What sells color | appearance is to rationalize the use of image resources to provide customers with visual and spiritual care and maintenance services.In short, it is "pleasing to the eye".

Beautiful people are extremely sensitive to the appreciation of others, and Su Jinjiang is no exception.There is no need to move his eyes at all, he only needs to maintain an elegant smile, and sit under the light to form an artistic sculpture, and he can salvage all the pink bubbles in the surrounding air.

The voice of ordering at the counter is endless:

"Please bring me a cake like the one that Meow is eating!"

"I want me too!"

"I want two servings, one to eat here and one to take away!"

"Should there be a purchase limit? Each person can only buy one piece, otherwise what will happen to those of us who are behind in the queue!"

The thin voice of the soul of pure love is sandwiched between these voices: "Don't worry, don't worry, Heibao guarantees that everyone will have a share! —— Dahei! Another box of cakes!"

This kind of response made Su Jinjiang very useful, so he decided to upgrade the advertisement a little bit.Elegance is not enough for a man.Prince-like elegance and cat-like laziness can truly be called aristocratic sexy temperament.

So he leaned against the back of the sofa very casually, covered his mouth and yawned lightly, but suddenly felt something was wrong.Why did you gnaw a mouthful of hair?

Taking a closer look, what was held in front of him was not a hand, but a furry paw.

At this moment, Su Jinjiang's heart and brain collapsed like a white dwarf.Meow, without realizing it, he turned into a cat again!

And that's not the worst.That set of white dress shrank into a four-legged style with his stature, and the lace decoration, which was originally only dotted on the edge of the cuffs and was not very conspicuous, suddenly took the dominant position, surrounding Su Jinjiang layer by layer.He became a kitten, bracketed, male, wrapped in colorful lace ribbons and small pearl patterns all over his body.

Su Jinjiang's heart and brain collapsed into a black hole.

No wonder the suit hangs in the closet in the form of a human suit.If he had known the effect of becoming a cat suit, he would not wear it if he was killed.

The onlookers didn't understand Su Jinjiang's mood at this time at all, and the mobile phone camera pointed at him from all directions: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Little Miao is killing us again with the cuteness of contrast!"

"It's shameful to act cute when you disagree with one word!"

"Holy shit, Lace and Xiaomiao look so good together unexpectedly!"

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

Su Jinjiang's brain is running with the following ideas at the same time:

1. Immediately fleeing, it is too shameful to be surrounded by people and take pictures;

2. Go kiss Wei Tan and see if he can change back into a human form again;

3. Think about what you did to trigger the cat-changing skill;

4. Stuff the soul of pure love into a working oven.

After a little thought, he resolutely chose item 1.The last item must also be done, but the future is long, so don't rush for this moment.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the white cat on the sofa jumped up, dragged the little pearls covered in lace and ribbons, and sneaked into the baking room.

Half of the baking room is a glass curtain, and the other half is blocked by the counter.Su Jinjiang hid under the table, with his back facing the sky and using four claws together, struggling to pull off the cumbersome bits and pieces on his body.

The face of the soul of pure love was pressed against the glass, and she cried out in distress: "Slow down, slow down! Don't be so violent, this dress is very expensive!"

Called Guiming, it didn't dare to chase into the baking room, because Su Jinjiang's intention of "if you dare to come here, I will stuff you into the oven" has been fully exposed in his eyes.The soul of pure love is a soul, and if it is roasted, it will only suffer a little flesh and blood, and there will be no danger of life, so Su Jinjiang can really do this kind of thing.

"I'll do it." Wei Tan set a time for the oven, and when he had a moment to spare, he took off his gloves and Shi Shiran squatted down next to Su Jinjiang, untying those messy ribbons for him.

The other party's quiet gaze was condescending, but Su Jinjiang no longer felt oppressed.No matter how the outside world changes, Wei Tan will always be Wei Tan.

"Meow." Su Jinjiang called out, raising his ω-shaped cat's mouth high.Kiss me, give me a kiss, help me change back to human form.

"The method of transformation is not what you think." Wei Tan patiently explained, "You were on the sofa just now, you should have thought of something related to cats."

Su Jinjiang recalled for a while, it seems to be like this.Just after he subconsciously thought of "elegance like a prince plus laziness like a cat", he suddenly turned into a cat.

"Transformation is accomplished by consciousness, including your subconscious thoughts." Wei Tan raised his cat's paw as he said, and pulled the sleeves of the dress from his front legs, and began to untie a string of small pearl flowers. The lace knot, "In the beginning, you may suddenly deform without mental preparation. After you get used to it, you will be able to control it."

"Oh my." Su Jinjiang said he understood.So, the reason why he changed back to human form in the bathroom is because he subconsciously imagined himself in human form when he kissed Wei Tan.So now...

I want to change.I want to change.I want to change.

Su Jinjiang silently repeated the above sentence several times in his mind, but it didn't make sense.The cat's paw was still a cat's paw, and the pink and tender pads of his palm were showing off his might to him.

"Meow!!" Su Jinjiang became irritable, pulled up the ear of the plane, and flicked the tail.Morphology seems to have an effect not only on body shape but also on mood.In cat form, he is also like a cat, and can easily lose his temper.

"Take your time. It's useless to think about it too deliberately." Wei Tan's lips moved, and then pressed together again. "...you'll find out."

Su Jinjiang felt that there was something hidden in the pauses between Wei Tan's sentences.But Wei Tan didn't continue talking, just put his hand on the top of his head, and gently pressed it comfortingly.

The habit of being a cat broke out suddenly, without thinking, Su Jinjiang raised his two front legs, rubbed his forehead against Wei Tan's palm very naturally and smoothly, and then froze.

This... Does this mean to flatter the other party? !

No no no.Su Jinjiang immediately vetoed it.This is to leave a scent on one's own property, indicating ownership.

The sweet smell of egg custard mixed with honey gradually came out from the oven, which attracted Su Jinjiang's attention.

It is said that cats' emotions are unpredictable and unpredictable, which is really good.Curiosity and joy prevailed in an instant, pushing other thoughts aside temporarily.

Su Jinjiang stared wide-eyed at the cake in the oven, which was turning tender yellow, and felt the urge to take a bite.Sitting on the sofa, he was preoccupied with posing as a live advertisement, and the piece of cake that was used as a prop did not really taste it.Such a bright smell, just smelling it will make the mood so happy that it will fly.

"Don't worry, it will be ready soon." Wei Tan looked at the timer, stood up and put on his gloves.

Su Jinjiang jumped on the table and got down on the table, put his hands in satisfaction, and watched Wei Tan busy.

When he was the president, Su Jinjiang was full of interest in cooking.But this interest is limited to Ye Gonghaolong.Sitting in a Michelin restaurant and chatting with the chef is fine, but if he really spends an hour or two facing the cooking utensils and ingredients, he will slip away with olive oil on the soles of his feet.

Wei Tan is different, he is omnipotent from the hall to the kitchen.He can easily reproduce dishes that he has only tasted once, with a 100% restoration degree, and he can also improve on this basis to make them more suitable for Su Jinjiang's taste.Now he has learned to bake again, and his skills are still impeccable.

There are gods and beasts like this, so what can I ask for.

The timer rang, and Wei Tan slowly lifted the baking tray out.The sweet scent filled the entire baking room more intensely, Su Jinjiang licked his lips, waiting with great interest.A somewhat inexplicable thought suddenly came into my mind: If we eat Wei Tan and cake together, which one tastes better?

As soon as this idea came into being, a wonderful effect appeared:

The author has something to say: [Continued from above] Su Jinjiang discovered that he had transformed back into a human form.

After being stunned for a moment, Su Jinjiang was immediately overjoyed.Self-taught, he discovered a quick way to restore his human form: facing some indescribable scenes of yelling at Wei Tan.In these scenes he naturally thinks of himself in human form, so he can transform.

It's so convenient!

Su Jinjiang applauded his wit.Meow, I'm simply a genius!

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The Python script set sentence program code mentioned in the PS anti-theft chapter [rearranged version]

import random

ping_not_yunju=['']

##In [''], enter the verses of【Pingqi style does not enter the rhyme】, such as "wet clothes and apricot blossom rain".A lot of sentences need to be entered, I will only write one sentence here as an example. "ping_not_yunju" is written by me casually, you can replace it with any characters you can understand##

ze_not_yunju=['']

## Same as above, here enter the sentences of 【直通式不音音】, such as "I don't know where the human face is going". ##

print('Ping Shui Thirty Rhyme:')

print('1. Yidong')

##I have only finished the [Yidong] rhyme in this program, and the following 29 rhymes will not be recorded##

while True:

yunjiao=input('Please select the rhyme (input the number of the rhyme):')

ifunjiao=='1':

ping_yunju=['']

## Same as above, here is a verse in the east rhyme style, such as "the tea smoke is lightly blown and the flowers fall in the wind". ##

ze_yunju=['']

## Same as above, here is a verse in the style of east rhyme, such as "a short canopy in the shade of an ancient tree". ##

##Note [indentation], Python is a programming language with very strict requirements for indentation##