Loyal dogs always commit suicide [Quick Transmigration]

The afternoon sun, with a bit of laziness, shone obliquely into the white tulle curtains and climbed onto the soft big bed.

The people lying on the bed looked at each other in blank dismay, and no one moved.

"It's already afternoon." The soul of pure love yawned.

"Yes." Su Jinjiang was sleepy.

"I have to get up and go to the store."

"Yes."

In an atmosphere that "seems to have reached a consensus", one person and one group continued to look at each other, and no one moved.

Even as a nocturnal animal, running across most of the city every night is an extremely exhausting task.When I got home in the morning, I fell asleep with my head covered, and slept until the afternoon, but I still didn't want to get up.

"The shop must be busy now." The soul of pure love turned her eyes to look at the alarm clock beside the bed.At this moment, it is the daily afternoon tea time, and office workers nearby will come to have some snacks, or pack some cakes to take back to the company. "I have to help Dahei. He bakes cakes and serves customers by himself. He can't take care of him at all."

"You are all so hardworking, and I can't be lazy." Su Jinjiang turned his eyes to look at the shadow of the sun outside the window, "The three of us opened the store, so it's wrong to only let you two do things. And I have to talk to Wei Tan often. Only by getting along can we improve our tacit understanding."

"get up!"

"Ok!"

The soul of pure love: _(:з」∠)_...

Su Jinjiang: _(┐「ε:)_...

After lying down for a while, the soul of pure love sighed: "I am really an irresponsible soul with a high sense of responsibility."

"Are you sure you don't have a language problem?"

"It's nothing wrong, it's just a description of two qualities that go hand in hand. I have a sense of responsibility, but I don't want to be responsible." The slender claws of the soul of pure love pointed at Su Jinjiang, "You too, obviously filthy, but always clear water, follow me Different tunes but the same result."

Su Jinjiang nodded, "I got your new sentence pattern. You are indeed a wicked soul with a lofty sense of morality."

Lie on the ground for a while longer, the soul of pure love tried hard to think about what nonsense to say.The hard work paid off, and finally I remembered something: "By the way, look at this, I don't know if it is useful or not."

It opened its mouth and took out a piece of old-fashioned paper from its belly.

"This is written by the Taoist priest in the second fantasy world of martial arts. I secretly kept it and forgot to show it to you."

Su Jinjiang took it, and it was a piece of yellow paper similar to a talisman, folded in half.

While opening the paper, Su Jinjiang asked: "You hide all these important things in your stomach. If you go to the physical examination for a X-ray one day, won't you be discovered?"

"No." The soul of pure love puffed up its stomach, "my stomach is a portable space, only I can open it. Even if someone else sees me, I can't see anything."

"Oh? It's very convenient." Su Jinjiang looked at the yellow paper, on which was scrawled a poem called Qijue, and next to it was a poem about the descending altar of the ghost.

After reading it, Su Jinjiang still gave it back to the soul of pure love, "I can see that there are words hidden in it, 'Three lives and ten generations, Su broke Jinjiang'. But I don't quite understand what it means."

"I think this must be very important information, and we should spend all the rest of today deciphering these two sentences." The soul of pure love patted the mattress seriously.

"Don't even think about it. Get up for me now and go downstairs to help Wei Tan look after the store."

Su Jinjiang lazily propped up his upper body, rolled sideways, and fell from the edge of the bed.During the short period of time in the air, he completed the process of deformation + turning 180 degrees unhurriedly, and landed on all fours in the form of a white cat, smoothly and silently.

Cats are born masters of acrobatics with a strong sense of balance.Su Jinjiang already had lightness skills, and after adapting to the cat form, making these movements was as easy as pie.

"You are very proficient in transforming now." The soul of pure love praised sincerely while putting on a small apron.Su Jinjiang's movements are smooth and flowing, revealing a strong contrast between elegance and cuteness.

The snow-white cat showed pride in its eyes, raised its hips, pressed its paws, stretched its waist, and walked downstairs with small steps.Cat form has higher agility and speed than human form, and is also more convenient.When walking empty body, Su Jinjiang is used to transforming into a cat shape, so that walking in human form is a bit catwalk.

The bakery is full of seats.The computer kept taking orders, and the delivery robot ran around all over the place.

In the semi-open lounge, several female customers who looked like OLs drank coffee and chatted:

"Why is Xiao Miao missing? I came here specifically to see him."

"Xiao Miao usually only comes out to sit on stage in the evening, you came early."

"Wow, you sound so experienced. Hasn't it been a long time for yy Xiaomiao?"

"That's not true, my male god is Dahei. Alas~~~ It's a pity that Dahei always stays in the baking room without leaving the door, and doesn't show up once in 800 years."

"I didn't expect to see Dahei for a long time. But why didn't Baby Erhei show up today? I really want to tear his little apron."

"Three dumplings, it would be great if all of them could be taken home."

"It's very easy. There is a 'three dumplings' set menu in the store. You can order one and take it home. You can also order one individually. I eat dumplings from my big black male god every day."

"It's not that she wants to eat the male god's dumpling, she wants to eat—"

"To shut up!!"

……

In the baking room, Wei Tan is making muffins.Add the butter, egg, and baking soda to the batter and mix well, then slowly pour into paper cake cups.

Suddenly, a clear and pleasant male voice sounded: "Handsome guy, do you want to help?" On the door frame behind him, at some point, a cat-like man leaned on him.

Wei Tan didn't even look back, "If you're so bored, go and deliver a takeaway."

"That's not acceptable. I don't accept jobs that require going out." Su Jinjiang wanted to hug him from behind, but suddenly an eggbeater was stuffed into his hand.

"Help me beat the butter over there." Wei Tan pointed to the container on the counter, "After beating, add a little egg liquid, and then continue beating. If the emulsification is not sufficient, the taste will not be good."

Su Jinjiang had no choice but to obediently beat the butter, and while Wei Tan was not paying attention, he ate the freshly baked cookies from the baking tray next to him.Wei Tan's craftsmanship is really impeccable. The traditional butter cookie recipe has added exclusive vanilla powder. As soon as the tip of the tongue touches the surface of the biscuit, the mellow fragrance overflows the cheeks.

I stole one piece after another without knowing it, and before the tin foil cooled down, the baking tray was empty.

"..." Su Jinjiang felt ashamed to face the results of his help, and said resolutely: "Bring me the address, and I will deliver the food."

The address on the order was far away, on the other side of the city.Looking at the terrible traffic jams in the city at the end of the year, and thinking about the public transportation that can kill flies, Su Jinjiang turned into a cat, put the takeaway box in his mouth, jumped up the wall and ran out like a white light.

Although cats run fast, it still takes a lot of time to go back and forth.Su Jinjiang didn't mind, he just patrolled once more to catch bugs during the day.

Leaping over one of the houses, he saw several men walking down the alleyway, all wearing wide-rimmed sunglasses.

The sun isn't strong today, but that's not surprising either.Some animals don't like light by nature, and people often wear sunglasses in the subway at night.Su Jinjiang didn't pay attention to them any more, jumped over another house, and disappeared after a few ups and downs.

Those men with wide-brimmed sunglasses walked slowly, slowly, crawling like insects.The man walking in the front was wearing a suit with his hands in his pockets, and his black hair was combed neatly.He is the boss of this gang of thieves, a cockroach.

The younger brother who was following behind him discussed in a low voice: "I said, why is such a ghost like Lumao suddenly arrested?"

"Brother Hu, do you know the situation? Didn't Lu Mao go out to work with you the night she was arrested?"

"He's too greedy." Cockroach remained expressionless. "After that vote, I clearly warned him to stop here for the day, but he didn't listen, and went to the bus to steal the phone again. Hmph, you're so stupid."

"Then shall we find a way to fish him out?"

"Fuck you!" The cockroach spat viciously, "It's none of my business that he's imprisoned for the rest of his life. I have a lot of fly people under my command, and I don't need a fool like him? Stop talking nonsense to me. Find out where there is a dog!"

The younger brothers were quiet, looking around with eyes behind dark glasses.

"Brother Hu, does this poison|drug really work?" One of the younger brothers couldn't hold back, and asked weakly, "I, I'm afraid of dogs... If this medicine doesn't work...they will take revenge on us, right? "

"That's why we are going to do the experiment now!" The cockroach turned its head and looked at it like a knife. "Our work is not going well now, it must be because of those dogs. They can smell us as thieves with their noses, it must be That way. Just kill all the dogs in this city, and we won't be caught again."

"Is...is it a dog? But didn't those citizens all say that our accomplices would be arrested, and it was the 'invisible guardian' who did it?"

"Fart! There is no 'invisible guardian', it must be because of those dogs!" Cockroach clenched a small glass bottle in his pocket, and raised the corner of his mouth coldly, "I heard that these poisons are specially for dogs. As long as they smell it, they will die. If it really works like this... there will be no dogs in this city in a short time."

The sinister sneer quickly spread to the entire cockroach's face, causing a group of younger brothers to shudder: "But, no one has ever committed such a thing as murder!"

"Then start with us. If there is the first, there will be the second." The cockroach replied coldly.

The sunlight dancing among the treetops flashed on the edge of the sunglasses, stinging the cockroach's eyes.

"Damn it." The cockroach turned away and scolded.He hates light and prefers nocturnal activities.But the dogs are not nocturnal animals. In order to find them, he had to take his younger brothers out during the day.However, there are not many dog ​​clans living in this area, and he wandered around for a long time but found nothing.

I was frustrated when a younger brother saw

The author has something to say: [Continued from the above] The signboard of the "Three Tuanziwo" bakery, eyes lit up: "Brother Hu! Look at that store logo, that big black one, is it a dog?"

The cockroach stopped and looked up at the store logo.Then he moved his gaze down and looked into the glass door.

The afternoon tea time was not long. At this time, the customers in the store had already left, and only a young man lowered his head to tidy up the cash register.

"He's a dog." The fist in the cockroach's pocket clenched even tighter, "He must be a dog. Even from this distance, I can still smell the dog smell on him!"