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Lin Xi is still sleeping, yes you read that right, it's a nap!After sleeping all morning, I got up once in the middle because of the urge to urinate, which is barely a nap.Apart from the fact that the face is not washed, the mouth is not brushed, the hair is still chicken nest, and the body is still wearing pajamas, it is considered a nap, right?Lin Xi continued to lie to herself with the quilt covered and the curtains drawn—it was still early, it was still early... After answering a call from Su Yan, she continued to lie to herself—it was still early!He hasn't had enough sleep yet!Close your eyes and go to sleep!

When Lin Xi woke up again, the sunset glow in the sky was red and yellow.

Lin Xi got up, sat for a while, woke up, and began to complain in her heart: What's going on, what's going on? !What time is it now, don't care, let's break the jar!Anyway, it's so late, the only thing I can do now is to apologize to Lei Xu immediately, expressing my apology like the Yellow River, just asking to let myself go, Lin Xi is very grateful!

"Hello? Is that Brother Lei?"

"Hmm~ Lin Xi? What do you want from me?"

"It's today... what..."

"Oh~ forget about today's words, be careful next time!"

"Okay!" Lin Xi hung up the phone and jumped a few times happily.Who said that people who are in love have negative IQs? It's just... that's great!Lin Xi worshiped the gods of the four directions, showing the great power of faith, the ancients do not deceive the future generations!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Lin Xi accidentally lost his temper with laughter, maybe it was just the ancient saying "extreme joy begets sorrow", right?What the ancients said is really true!Honest ancients!Accept the unscrupulous author's sincere worship that is not inferior to Lin Xi!Spirits of the Four Directions: ... I'm sorry, so you don't take us seriously at all? !

Lin Xi's side was full of joy and sorrow, and Liu Yun's side was also full of turmoil.Liu Yun is still on the table, and the one opposite is not Lin's mother and Lin's father, but a gentle-looking person without too many edges and corners. He looks high-end, high-IQ, and high-income, so he almost didn't write these words on his forehead. .This outfit is the elite of the world!Liu Yun smiled, and her heart raced: If my mother is a few decades younger, I must chase after her!After the man took out two bundles of money tied up with thin strips of white paper from the bank, Liu Yun wanted to chase him even more.

"Are you the gold medal matchmaker of Chunli Garden?"

"Yes. I don't know why the young man is looking for me?"

"My surname is Lou..."

"Oh, Mr. Lou?"

"Ah."

"Then why did you come to see me?"

"I want a blind date."

"Oh." Liu Yun calmed down this time, what's wrong with this world?Such a kind-hearted and generous person who seems to have received a lot of excellent education is not pursued, no one is chased... no one is chased... no one is chased!

"[-] in the early stage and [-] in the later stage."

"make a deal."

"Goodbye."

"Goodbye."

Liu Yun thinks she is very lucky. Today, she met two Gods of Wealth at once, and the red envelopes they gave were all five figures. Liu Yun felt that no matter how lucky she was, the God of Wealth in the sky should be jealous. Requirements, men and women are not as good as it is!Before Liu Yun's eyes, there are N danmei comics, including the love story of Yuelao and Cupid. Liu Yun is more determined in her own mind. The two boys should not be too sweet together~ Don't meet each other, but get to know each other first. What is better than each other? Is masturbation more conducive to promoting friendship?Not now, not flying, but playing games, right?Liu Yun took out her mobile phone, and on the desktop was Niangdu's latest mobile phone - "Jerking off", which is known as the most gay game, and there is also a shooting game called "Little Kid's Shooting Game." There are countless running past, Liu Yun took a look This game, I think, has fun!

Mr. Lou's original name was Lou Ming, which is a very poetic name, including Mr. Lou himself, plus his family, a typical scholarly family, the kind that has been passed down through the ages.He has a good family background, well-cultivated, graduated from a prestigious university, doesn’t have too many principals and teachers at home, and has a good job, which can free up time. This job is not as simple as others think.Lou Ming is a housing engineering designer. To put it simply, this job is to help people with the layout. There is no way out for housing designers in China, especially for studios. Looking at China, except for some large companies and some foreign companies , It is estimated that only people with rich family backgrounds will study this subject at university, and after graduation, they can still find jobs in the same major.Domestic house designers, whether indoors or outdoors, if you give [-] yuan, they can only make a look ranging from [-] to [-] yuan, because there are too many to raise, and they cannot be discarded. Embarrassed.

Lin Xi woke up, but she didn't really understand what her parents were going to do to ask Lin Xi to play games, or this kind of "jerking off".Lou Ming didn't understand even more. As a good human being, Lou Ming's IQ is definitely not lowering the lower limit of human beings. After thinking about it, Lou Ming understood what he meant.In this day and age, everything must keep pace with the times!Lou Ming sighed.Lou Ming thought, since I'm not busy with work recently, let's hang out with someone.After all, she is a gold medal matchmaker. She has been dating for so long, and no one likes her. Her vision is really high!

Lou Ming has a Niangdu account, and so does Lin Xi, and both of them have the concept of either entering the first district or the newest district, or not.The two chose different service areas with a "teaching heart", because any area of ​​the Niangdu game is actually a floating cloud, and different areas can chat and fight, which is no different from being in one area.

Lin Xi went online and chose a soft girl with big breasts, nicknamed: You can't afford a girl with big breasts.Lou Mingxiang normally chose a boy who fits his aesthetics quite well, and his nickname is Hongwenfu.It's really not just a word, it's just that the name was assigned by the game itself, and Lou Ming didn't want to change it, so he thought it was okay.

The first thing Lou Ming did when playing the game was not to watch the game interface and slowly explore, nor to watch the cumbersome newcomer guidance, but directly poured 16 yuan into Niangdu’s wallet. After all, you can do good things with money, why do you have to do it yourself? ?As for acting on behalf of the player, I'm sorry, but Lou Ming still wants to come by himself, so that he doesn't even know where the skills are when he gets it.The second step is to get familiar with it. Buy diamonds, buy characters, buy gold coins, buy weapons, buy skills to recharge as VIP, and just recharge a new account to VIP[-]. The battle power goes directly to [-] without blinking, and the competition list even rushes to within [-].

Lin Xi is not so lucky. As a person who may be the rich second generation, the third rich third generation, the fourth rich fifth generation, Lin Xi only wants to mourn her own pocket, the rich N generation is not reliable!It is still the most reliable of the rich generation!Lin Xi is like a kid in elementary school who has no money to spend on games, maybe it might not be as good, for someone who can't even pay for a VIP, life will only be more difficult.At this point, Lin Xi still didn't give up. Lin Xi firmly believed that if he didn't have money, wouldn't he be able to sell himself?Sell ​​your kidneys!Effort is everything, and sometimes the gap between the two cannot be caught up with effort. (For example, the gap between you and Wang Jianlin's small goal, you can't keep up if you sell a thousand kidneys.)

The novice guide is really annoying...

Why is it not level 100 yet...

really annoying...

what……

Lin's father and Lin's mother have a very wide time limit. This period of time is enough for Lin Xi to advance to level [-] or [-]. Lin Xi pays close attention to the leaderboard, wanting to see what level he is.The leaderboard is divided into two areas, the full server leaderboard|single server leaderboard, and the single server leaderboard is divided into wealth leaderboard, competitive leaderboard, strength leaderboard, and role leaderboard. The competitive leaderboard includes basic competitive leaderboard, medium competitive leaderboard, and high-level competitive leaderboard. ranking points.

Lin Xi's level is very low, and she can't even enter the medium competition list, and she is outside the 999 basic competition list.What shocked Lin Xi was that No.1 on the wealth list was a giant, and the money in the game was divided like this—silver coins were the lowest, arranged in order like this, silver coins, silver bricks, gold coins, gold bricks, gemstones (red coins) orange yellow green cyan blue purple), diamonds.Lin Xi was very indignant that the tallest one controlled the joint financial resources of No.2 and No.3, especially after he made a top ten wealth list, Lin Xi felt more and more that the world was unfair. The skinny starved to death.

Lin Xi's physical strength was exhausted, and the time set by her parents hadn't come yet, so she ran to brush the character, spent [-] diamonds, and every time she was C-level, at most B-level, Lin Xi was almost depressed to death, all the possessions in the game , all used to brush characters.Lin Xi has no money.It's purely blind, looking for something to do when there is nothing to do.

World Channel:

You can’t afford a girl with big breasts (small speaker): Who will team up to fight the boss?together.

Passerby A: Don’t brush.

Passerby B: Your level is too low, and you will definitely die if you are with you. When you are over eighty, come and find someone to play with.

Passerby C: Come on, our family benefits are good and we don’t need to be online every day~ There are girls lying flat and letting you flirt with me, are you really not coming?Otaku's paradise~

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: OK.

Passerby C: Fu Fu~ Your level is too low, let’s talk after you reach level [-]~

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: ...

Passerby C: Come on, our family benefits are good and we don’t need to be online every day~ There are girls lying flat and letting you flirt with me, are you really not coming?Otaku's paradise~

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: (The inner thoughts and activities cannot be described...)

Official news: Congratulations to Hongwen Fu, a player in East China, for winning Jingjing. (three round trips)

Passerby*: I’m sorry, someone got a sss-level character!Miracle!

Passerby A & Passerby B & Passerby C & You can't afford a girl with big breasts & Passerby N: We are not blind!The bright big horn is showing off!

Passerby A: Who is so rich?Take something from the official hands of the penny...

Passerby B: (*-*)~~Waving a handkerchief, Mr. Guan, we will never go back to the innocence and beauty of the past...

Official information (red and bold): Passerby A was banned for 10 minutes because of his outspokenness, and his luck value dropped to -5. Thank you for your support and love (omit 30 words of official speech)...

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: Poor baby...

10 minutes passed and no one paid attention.

Lin Xi opens friend settings - search for friends - search bar: Hongwen Fu

Level: 36

Registration date: Monday, December 2016, 12 (made up)

Personal message: This person is lazy and left nothing behind~

Medals: Tuhao (bronze with earthy yellow), Tuhao gold (gold), Juhaoba (golden yellow)... Lin Xi's eyes are already dazzled, Juhaoba can only be obtained with a recharge amount of more than [-], right?What a rich man, no wonder... ah...

Highest ranking in the competitive list: No.9

Combat power: 32167

Obtained roles: Jingjing sss level, Gilded Pavilion Master S level, Stork Dao Immortal S level... Lin Xi is blind... Look at other people's, then look at your own, you have to throw away the goods.

Lin Xi didn't hesitate to submit a friend application with the mentality of "a local tyrant begging for support". Lin Xi, who was full of righteousness, was rejected decisively. At that moment, Lin Xi felt that her heart hurt~ local tyrant~ don't leave me too far , so you will be blown away by the wind!

Lin Xi traveled all over the world, and found Hong Wen Fu in an NPC.

Nearby news: Hongwen Fu, why don't you add me?

Hong Wenfu: Your nickname is too ugly.

Nearby news: add a friend first~

Red Fu: Ignore.

Nearby news: Just ask someone to add you~

Hongwen Fu: (There are a lot of ladyboys in this game.)

Nearby news: Honghong~

Nearby news: Wenwen~

Nearby news: The other party has blocked you

Nearby news:...

Lin Xi became more courageous as he fought more and more, and began to harass him for an unknown number of times.

Silly white sweet plan:

The local tyrant was beating the enemy, and he suddenly met a peerless fairy dressed in white who looked like a little dragon girl. Lin Xi was there digging things, facing the enemy (the local tyrant) pierced the enemy's chest without hesitation. Sweet special "dog thief, take your life".The local tyrant was moved and proposed a marriage proposal, but Lin Xi was restrained and refused to agree. The local tyrant sent a luxury car, a character and money to pursue Lin Xi...

The actual actions of the silly white sweet plan:

"Sorry, your combat power has not yet reached 20000, this map is not open to you."

Lin Xi: ... Well, officially, you won.

This position is not good, Lin Xi went to another place "in the wild", ordinary local tyrants like to beat people's heads, so just wait.

5 minute later.

"Sorry, you have been killed."

Lin Xi: I'll go!

Hell.

Lin Xi swayed back and forth, and the enchantment was merciless: "It's not 10 minutes yet."After Lin Xi's 230th attempt to break out of the barrier, "Player Lin Xi didn't follow the rules of the game, resulting in a more serious injury, and it took 3 hours to heal."

Lin Xi waited for 10 minutes, and the people around him left one after another.Click on "Chat" - "World Channel".

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: I'm trapped here... woo woo...!

"Sorry, message not sent."

Lin Xi clicked on the red and bold exclamation point, the network is good enough.

"Sorry, you're dead."

Lin Xi stared, that game will say that the player is a dead person?Lin Xi was not convinced, and ran to the customer service secretary.

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: customer service, why can't I talk anymore?

Lin Xi clicked on the world channel, the chat box of the customer service secretary was fixed, Lin Xi thanked God thankfully, fortunately it was in the chat box.

Customer Service Secretary: Because you have been complained.

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: Have you been complained?Little tree spirit (the profile picture of the customer service secretary), I didn't do anything to kill or set fire... (&.&)~I'm very poor, see if I made a mistake.

Customer Service Secretary: No, I personally accepted your complaint.

You can't afford a girl with big breasts: who is it?

Customer service secretary: You offended the NPC.

Lin Xi remembered, it was the underworld.Lin Xi closed the chat box, looking sadly at the two hours and forty minutes of freezing time, Lin Xi went offline.

NPC can't afford to offend.

Lin Xi rubbed her eyes and stretched her waist showing her belly.After playing for a long time, I promised Su Yan that I would go to exercise.Lin Xi cleaned herself up, put on her sportswear, and went to find Su Yan.