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After hearing Cheng Daxian's question, Qin Beichen asked calmly: "I don't understand, do you want to study hard to win the first place in the next exam, or do you want to be called a 'God of Learning'?"

Cheng Daxian showed the excited expression of finding a confidant, and nodded repeatedly: "One after another, oops, it's easy to talk to smart people. This understanding is very deep."

"It's very deep" is a word that Cheng Daxian has been talking about recently, and he learned it from Fatty.

I heard that it is a meme that is popular in an otaku forum. It seems that at the beginning it was forcibly entraining English words in order to ridicule, and it was not those pretending to be X criminals who were affected by the environment and could not change their mouths for a while. After it became popular, it evolved into To say ironically that something has depth.

Example sentence: You think that Day on Campus is a pornographic cartoon, but in fact, their intention is to protect the environment. If there are fewer people, the earth will be less polluted, and it will be very deep.

The fat man thought it was appropriate to use it to mock Macbeth. After talking to Cheng Daxian, Cheng Daxian found it catchy, so he was very deep at every turn, which unexpectedly fit his yin and yang way of speaking.

Including asking Qin Beichen this question now, Cheng Daxian said that Qin Beichen is a god of learning, but only he himself knows whether he is praising or derogating, and whether he is eccentric or not.

Qin Beichen didn't seem to understand it, and answered quite seriously: "It's actually very simple."

Tang Jin's heart skipped a beat.

His family is about to start a fight.

Tang Jin looked at the ignorant yet excited Cheng Daxian, thinking about it carefully, this person seemed not worthy of sympathy at all, and sat on the sidelines with his chin resting on his back.

Hearing what Qin Beichen said, even Fatty became excited: "What's going on? What's going on? Hurry up."

Qin Beichen looked at these two people who specially gave people nicknames, and explained: "99% of the nicknames of the students in the class are taken by you, and 99% of them are not good words. 'Genius', 'talented woman', 'goddess' '...So it's not easy to become a "god of learning". This month's exam, just take the bottom of the class, and then shout "I'm a god of learning" to ensure that you will be a "god of learning" when you graduate. This routine It stands to reason that I should not teach, but you are proficient.”

Being ridiculed openly by Qin Beichen, Cheng Daxian and Fatty made a mistake during the summer vacation after all, and they didn't really want to fall out with Qin Beichen, so they didn't have the confidence to refute, so they could only laugh embarrassingly.

Tang Jin thought about how handsome my family is, and recalled the popular nicknames in the class, and realized that it was really not a good word.

Needless to say, Xu Lai's "goddess" nickname came from Cheng Daxian and Fatty.

"Talented girl" refers to the Chinese class representative of their class, a girl who is overly active in class and always likes to show off.In the final analysis, except for those few exceptions, the rest of the first class are the top of the top, somewhat arrogant, and not a few people have a bad impression of her.What Cheng Daxian and Fatty like to do most is to slap her in the face in their respective fields of expertise.Because she is very concerned about right and wrong, she acts as if she likes to report to Huang Laoxie, so there are many boys who follow Cheng Daxian and Fatty to call "talented girl" to mock her, and occasionally some girls call it that on purpose.

"Genius" refers to a boy in the class who suffers from acne outbreaks all the year round. If a talented girl is still talented, but with an arrogant attitude, "talented scholar" is pure mediocrity.

A talented person can compete with other people only by studying hard and memorizing the sea of ​​questions and tactics. This is actually nothing, and hardworking people are more worthy of respect.But he likes to criticize his classmates when they mention something he doesn't understand, so he insists on interjecting.And when facing teachers and school leaders, he behaved very obsequiously, as greasy as a social person.

When he was just divided into classes in the second year of high school, Cai Zi didn't know if he had read too many face-slapping articles. He wanted to establish his position in the class and did a lot of things that made people laugh, such as talking about the learning methods that everyone knew. It is his exclusive secret, such as deliberately calculating difficult problems on the blackboard that deviate from the exam syllabus, and when someone points out that he is wrong, he gets angry, and insists that the kind-hearted classmate will not see him.

Even Cheng Daxian, who is regarded as shrewd among high school students, once commented on talent with worry: This person is so oily at a young age, I really don't know what he will be like when he grows up.

So, when Tang Jin thought about it carefully, he didn't pay attention to it before, and there was something vaguely undercurrent in his class.

Really, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

In fact, there is also Tang Jin's nickname of "Ban Cao", which was called by the girls, but in the mouths of Cheng Daxian and Fatty, it was simplified to "Cao Ah". It can be seen.

The two handsome guys were sitting here, and some girls nearby listened to their chat, and they all laughed when they heard that Qin Beichen made Cheng Daxian and Fatty feel embarrassed.

A girl was hungry, so she dug out some snacks and ate them at the same table. Hearing this, she threw a small croissant on Qin Beichen's desk, and teased Fatty and Cheng Daxian by the way: "It deserves it."

Tang Jin caught the delicate paper bag of the small croissant, smiled at the girl and asked if she could give me half, and thanked happily after getting a shy affirmative answer.

Tang Jin carefully tore open the paper bag from the middle, wrapped it in the paper bag and tore the small croissant in half, held one half in his hand, and stuffed the other half into Qin Beichen's mouth.After Qin Beichen reluctantly compromised, took a bite, and stretched out his hand to hold the half of the paper bag, Tang Jin let go.

Tang Jin sighed to Fatty and Cheng Daxian: "If you don't accumulate morals in ordinary times, you will make everyone angry. Look, we have bread to eat, but you don't."

Cheng Daxian immediately went downhill and confessed exaggeratedly: "I will definitely accept the criticism and supervision of the organization, change my mind, and stop wasting my brilliant talent in the endless career of giving my classmates nicknames."

It's been half an hour since school ended, and the head teacher hasn't dismissed the meeting yet, and the fat man has been hungry for a long time. Ever since Tang Jin tore open the paper bag of the bread, the fat man only had eyes for the little croissant, and he stared straight at it every minute. Looking like a hungry tiger rushing to eat, with a broken face, he repeated to Tang Jin: "We have no bread to eat."

Tang Jin couldn't bear to see him like this, he pinched half of the paper bag, and finally tore off the circle he had bitten off, leaving a complete end corner, and asked, "If you don't mind..."

Before he finished speaking, the fat man's eyes just lit up, Qin Beichen lowered his head as if no one was there, and put the end horn into his mouth.

The movements are still very elegant, not like grabbing food at all.

Like a big cat that eats other people's food for granted.

"hungry."

Under the shocked eyes of Fatty, Cheng Daxian, Tang Jin and other onlookers, Qin Beichen explained this calmly.

There was a rumor that spread after school on the first day of school, that the male god in the first class, who looked as handsome as a master reserve, actually liked to eat cute food like small croissants in private.

The first day of school passed with excitement, and in the next few days, the relaxed atmosphere gradually faded, and I slowly became anxious along with the high temperature.

City S reached a record-breaking high temperature in early September. I heard that the nursing homes in nearby counties and towns died of heat due to poor management.Follow-up reports said that the nurses were negligent in their duties and thought it was troublesome for the idiots to take care of them, so they tied the person to the bed and forgot to untie him.The news was very lively for a while. It is said that in the end the family's wife really didn't want to argue with the nursing home, so she chose to keep it private and got compensation.

For senior high school students, this news is not as hateful as the big countdown screen in front of the senior high school building.

Cheng Daxian found out that all these measures for the start of school were made by a new leader of the airborne school. He disliked the relaxed and free style of study at S High School. good.The students were very indignant when they heard this, but there was nothing they could do.

In such a messy discussion, no one noticed that the girl who didn't show up in the class had been transferred to the slow class.Until one morning, the girl's mother went to the grade group office of the building and cried and begged for mercy during class time.As the rumors spread, many people realized that the girl had been transferred.

That girl was one of the "political correct recruits", and she was supposed to stay in Class [-] based on her lack of grades, not to mention the fact that she committed human flesh and found a gangster to teach her a lesson. This treatment hardly caused discussion.Usually, she does some things that she thinks she is independent but actually disturbs others. For example, she obviously uses an Apple mobile phone, but pretends to forget to turn it off in class and there is an incoming call ringtone. The purpose is just to publicize that she likes that star s song.

Probably Huang Laoxie was also affected by the anxious atmosphere of the students. One day after class, he joked to them, "If you don't work hard, you can only go to the S University next door." Many students laughed, but the remaining three grades were not very good. His classmates were very embarrassed, including Jiang Shan, who had a bad face at that time, because S University was his first choice.

Tang Jin said to Qin Beichen: "Actually, our class is quite indifferent sometimes."

Qin Beichen said: "When the mud bodhisattva crosses the river, it is human nature."

Tang Jin gave him a look of "you can find an explanation anyway", Qin Beichen curled his lips and stopped talking.

These things have been turned over in the past. Although watching the countdown on the big screen makes you upset and stimulates many senior high school students to be intermittently complacent, but you get used to it when you get used to it. Except for a few who are struggling, most of the rest fall into He fell into a state of intermittent broken jars and falling.

Most of the students in class one maintained their own review rhythm, except for a few verbal complaints, they were not affected too much.In Qin Beichen's words, "Self-control is a necessary condition for excellence." Tang Jin didn't even bother to look at him anymore. In short, Qin Qin was right.

However, one day after self-study in the class, Hu Xin, the class leader, raised his hand and stood up before Huang Laoxie left, saying that he would launch an initiative, hoping that everyone would donate to the girl who was transferred to the class.

Everyone was confused.

Listening to Hu Xin's explanation, the classmates in the class understood that in order to enjoy the worship in the fan circle, the girl borrowed tens of thousands of dollars with Huabei to buy the latest Apple mobile phone and give it to the star under the premise of difficult conditions at home. Her endorsement products are sold out and other vanity consumption, and now her mother is begging for help in order to pay her back.

Some students immediately complained: "We donated money to her and paid the IQ tax for star chasing? Is there a mistake?"

Hu Xin argued: "After all, she was transferred from our class, and she was punished for doing something wrong. If we don't do anything, doesn't it appear that our class is too indifferent to her? I heard she said on Weibo that we The class crowds out her eyes, I wonder if we inadvertently made her feel excluded..."

Cheng Daxian interrupted her: "Squad leader, you are a very good person. We will not stop you if you want humanitarian care for glass-hearted waste. My family's money is also hard-earned by my parents. Why should I give it to the brainless for nothing? Throw it into the water. None for her."

As soon as he said this, the crowd immediately echoed.

Hu Xin looked at Huang Laoxie, counting on the teacher in charge to support her.

Huang Laoxie didn't know why his class monitor suddenly took on this matter. He was in a dilemma, and finally said: "After all, this situation is not worth advocating. If there are kind-hearted students who are willing to help, then contact the class monitor and help classmates in private. , It’s a good thing. It’s not beautiful to force everyone, so we won’t make public proposals.”

It is worthy of being a class teacher for many years.

Tang Jin struggled with this matter for a long time. He didn't need to ask to know what Qin Beichen's attitude would be, because it involved money, and it was difficult to ask Xu Lai who was in trouble.

He knew that there was no need to help the star chasers pay back the money, but when he thought of the pleading of the middle-aged woman from the grade group office that day, he felt very sad.

As a result, two days later, when he went to find Hu Xin to donate money, he accidentally bumped into the muzzle of the gun.

In the past two days, no one responded to Hu Xin's proposal, and no one approached Hu Xin for a donation.Hu Xin thinks that there is hard work without credit, and she has done so many things for the class. In the end, no one sold her face. She felt very uncomfortable and couldn't speak out.

So just after Hu Xin heard the beginning, his eyes turned red suddenly, he stood up abruptly, pushed Tang Jin out like a madman, rushed to the podium and said, "I can't be the monitor of this class anymore! Whoever you like should be whoever you like!" "

Then she ran out, as if to the teacher's office.

Tang Jin was unprepared, he was suddenly pushed by her and couldn't stand still. He took a few steps back, his waist just hit the corner of the desk in the next group, and he cried out in pain.

Qin Beichen rushed over at some point. He lifted his clothes and looked at it. It was already a little bruised. Tang Jin said it hurt a little when he pressed it lightly.

After a while, Huang Laoxie came into the class, followed by Hu Xin who seemed to regret after venting his anger.

Huang Laoxie was probably so angry that he didn't ask what was wrong with Tang Jin. Instead, he called Tang Jin concisely and said, "Student Hu Xin has resigned. Qin Beichen, can you be the monitor?"

Qin Beichen glanced at Hu Xin and replied directly: "It can be done."

"Okay, the squad leader will be Qin Beichen from now on, please hand it over to me."

Huang Laoxie left after speaking.

Hu Xin gave them a bitter look, sat back and cried on his stomach.

Tang Jin pushed Qin Beichen and whispered, "Hello..."

Qin Beichen put down his clothes, stood up straight and looked at him, his eyes were extremely cold, Tang Jin sighed inwardly, and didn't speak again, lest Qin Beichen would be more angry.

Tang Jin began to worry about how Qin Beichen would convince the crowd.

The next day, the atmosphere in the class was a little weird since Hu Xin threw the register book and other things on Qin Beichen's desk.

Xu Lai told Tang Jin last night that Hu Xin found someone to isolate Qin Beichen in the small group of girls. A good girl like Hu Xin had never done such a thing. Many girls kept silent, and Hu Xin even withdrew from the girls group.

Tang Jin was overwhelmed when he heard this, it was almost the rhythm of a big drama.

When doing morning exercises, Tang Jin felt relaxed the moment he walked out of the teaching building.

Today's morning exercises suddenly changed the content. The new leader introduced with a smile on his face, saying that in order to motivate the students and also to relax the senior three students, he specially invited successful alumni to come back and speak.

Tang Jin looked at the beautiful woman who walked up to the rostrum, and suddenly blushed.

Isn't this the senior from Xiaoshulin back then?

The author has something to say: *This "very deep" stalk was made by me casually, and I also forgot where I heard this sentence. I liked to say this when I was in college (I was a cynic (Now it is an older hidden cynic (harmful)

感谢在2020-07-0102:37:31~2020-07-0300:04:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: spinecho1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 30 bottles of a dumpling rolling and rolling; 7 bottles of spinecho; 6 bottles of sexy fat lazy; 1 bottle of Chongming Jingyuan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!