Flavored candle shop

After Ma Ye's berserk output was over, his mood calmed down a little. He looked at the cheap 'Grandfather' who had been scolded bloody by him, and said in a mocking tone: "You think it's a dewy marriage where everyone gets what they want. Others may not." .”

"It is said that my grandma remarried, and her first husband died unexpectedly."

Tsk tsk tsk, not only did he die unexpectedly, but there is no one to enshrine him after death, which is very pitiful.Li Wu thought so, and added a sentence later, as expected, poor people must have something to hate.

Hong Yao said to Ma Ya, who was already in a daze: "It's easy to get together and leave, why are you pestering Ma Ye now? Don't talk about blood relationship, don't blame others for not recognizing you if you don't care about your birth. Hurry up, give Ma Ye After solving the face change, I will go to the Yin Division to receive the punishment."

Ma Ya wanted to say something, but there was a sudden chill on his neck - a black copper ring knife silently stopped beside his head, the blade was facing his neck.Looking at Boss Hong's cold and impatient eyes, Ma Ya has no doubt that if he dares to say one more nonsense, his neck will be really chilled.

Although she had been dead for several years, Ma Ya, who was still afraid of moving her head, gave the standard answer for life: "...Yes."

When the radiant handsome guy's face turned back into the familiar face of passers-by, Ma Ye breathed a sigh of relief and blurted out: "Didn't you say you can only solve problems violently?"

He was mentally prepared to have his head beaten into a pig's head.

"It is indeed violent problem solving." Hong Yao leaned the copper ring knife in his hand to the cabinet behind him, and the handle of the knife collided with the stone brick, making a soft 'bang' sound. "There are two ways of thinking about violent problem solving. One is to solve the problem violently, and the other is to solve the person who created the problem violently."

Hong Yao smiled, and said calmly: "I always like to solve problems from the root."

Ma Ye swallowed, and bowed deeply to the red medicine: "Thank you, big brother, for not violently solving my kindness!"

Hong Yao was amused by Ma Ye's exaggerated reaction: "It doesn't matter, this can be regarded as after-sales service for buying incense candles from our incense candle shop, and I paid for it."

Ma Ye's face was full of emotion: "It's cheap, good value for money, excellent quality and must be five-star praise!"

He sincerely apologizes for his previous dissatisfaction and complaints about the price of joss sticks!He is short-sighted!

As timid as Ma Ye, he is already looking for incense candles to buy back. This time, he is not doing "charity" and cheap lonely ghosts. He is going to use them to ward off evil spirits at home.

And Ma Ya, the former Shangjing Duck King, since he honestly confessed the "scumbag history" and explained the change of Ma Ye's face, no one paid any attention to him at all, and even tried to talk to Ma Ye several times but was ignored. Or they were directly blocked by the cold white eyes and sharp eyes.

Li Wu saw that he was a white-haired old ghost, and it was pitiful to end up in such a public execution, so he simply dragged the chain and put the ghost into the yellow paper talisman bag he carried like recycling garbage.

As soon as Ma Ya disappeared, Ma Ye, who had always been cold-eyed, softened his expression visibly.After buying the joss sticks, the cowardly young man stood in front of Li Wu and asked coyly, "Well... what kind of punishment will he be in this situation?"

Li Wu thought in his heart that I am not a judge, so I don't know how to punish.But as a working public servant of the underworld with a strong character and burden, he definitely can't say that, it's too faceless, so Li Wu showed an inscrutable expression, and asked: "How do you want him to be punished?"

Ma Ye was silent for a moment, as if thinking of something, he shook his head vigorously.

Alas, this soft bun who loves to feed stray cats for charity is really too soft-hearted. He can't be cruel to his cheap grandpa who scumbags his grandma, abandoned his father, and has the cheek to blackmail him... Li Wuzheng sighed secretly, just Listen to 'soft buns who love to do charity' say——

"Isn't he the king of ducks? In the first half of his life, he wandered around and released ducks to be human scum, and in the second half of his life, he opened a duck restaurant to make ducks and buy ducks. He failed people's hearts and had countless lives in his hands. He is not a good thing for people or ducks." Ma Ye glanced at Li Wu's yellow paper talisman bag hanging on his waist, and said in a cold tone, "In that case, let him be a real 'Duck King' once, to experience being abandoned by a duck, a duck hatching an egg, A duck with cubs will taste like a roast duck in the end!"

Li Wu: "..."

What a seemingly naive but terrifying punishment plan! ?

Sure enough, the soft buns are all black when cut? !

……

After Ma Ye Quanxu and Quanwei left the incense and candle shop satisfied, Hong Yao finally had the opportunity to ask Li Wu Zhengshi: "Have you found out the origin of the talisman?" The ghost was thoroughly cleaned up.

Unexpectedly, Li Wu shook his head lilo: "No, no, Mr. Fulu went on his annual honeymoon trip."

Honeymoon?year?

There are too many slots, and the red medicine didn't know where to spit it out, so I had to say: "Then why are you here today?"

Li Wu didn't mind being disliked at all, and said excitedly: "Today is the day when the goose cubs of the goose ancestors come out of their shells!"

"Oh, I was delayed by the Duck King for too long. Counting the time, it has been out of its shell for a while now!"

After what Li Wu said, Hong Yao remembered that there was a big goose cuddling in the backyard of the candle shop, and her eyes lit up immediately: "Maybe we can eat roast goose today?"

Didn’t you agree before that when the goose eggs hatched, Li Wu would hook the goose’s soul and go to hell to seek grievances. Although the soul is gone, the body of the goose can’t be wasted... a barbecue party must be held to commemorate it !

Pei Ci reluctantly held on to the red medicine that was eager to try: "Not for now, the little geese still need to be raised by the big geese."

"Ah, it's really troublesome..." Hong Yao stopped in disappointment and went to the warehouse to move the grill.

Pei Ci skillfully appeased Shun Mao: "It's okay, poultry grows very fast, as long as we are patient for a while, we can harvest more roast geese."

Hong Yao's mood brightened instantly, and she hooked her boyfriend's finger with her backhand and shook it lightly: "Ah Ci is right! Temporary patience is for more roast goose, stewed goose, roast goose, roast goose, white chopped goose..."

"The goose is so cute, Boss Hong, are you willing to eat it?" Li Wu's deliberately soft and artificial voice interrupted Hongyao's "eating goose 100 styles".

There was a strange 'bulingbuling' light in the beautiful big eyes, and Li Wu's hand raised in front of Hongyao was a group of slightly trembling goose-yellow fur.

A gust of wind blew by, disturbing the little fluff curled up into a ball, and the small bright yellow flat mouth poked out quietly, and then the small eyes like black peas—'嘎'!

A little velvet that accidentally met Hong Yao's eyes fluttered its little fluffy wings and made a thin cry. The little goose turned left and right in panic, trying to escape the terrible sight that enveloped its body. However, there is a square inch of land under your feet, surrounded by "abyss", after a few laps, the goose yellow dumpling seems to have recognized the reality, knowing that there is no way to escape on its own, so it simply regroups into a fluffy ball, retracting its small head back into the fluffy , just silently pointing the upturned buttocks at the red medicine.

"Awei is dead! I can do it again!" Li Wu held the little goose ball and suppressed his voice excitedly, "The plush cubs are the wealth of the whole world! They are the treasures of the whole universe! Boss Hong, you are so serious! Savor its cuteness! Savor it!"

Although Shi Jiawen didn't directly hold it with his hands like Li Wu did, he squatted beside the goose nest and smiled excitedly and joyfully at the goose-yellow fluffy balls crowded into a pile inside.After listening to Li Wu's words, she also looked at Hong Yao expectantly.

Being stared at by the similar innocent and pitiful watery eyes of two pretty girls and a nest of fluffy dumplings, Hong Yao lightly clicked her tongue, then lowered her voice to imitate Li Wu's strange voice before: "The geese are so cute, of course we have to add them." Spicy teriyaki!"

"No, no, no!" Li Wu put the little goose in his hand into the goose nest gently, and the big goose squatted on the side, holding its wings and motionless, letting them toss, always vicious. Leisurely, it seems that with the birth of goose cubs, it has broken through the world of life and death, and can realize the Tao and ascend at any time.

"Boss Hong, you must be joking! The little goose is so cute!"

"Not a few taels of meat yet." Hong Yao answered casually.

Li Wu's head was full of black lines, and he said helplessly, "Can we not talk about the goose meat?"

"There are also a hundred ways for big geese to do it." Shi Jiawen quickly added.

Then there is no need to talk.Red Yao shrugged and showed his attitude with actions.

Li Wu coughed dryly, and began to wonder if he was delivering extra meals to Boss Hong when he sent the big goose and goose eggs to the candle shop.

"Boss Hong, you see that your backyard is so big. It looks beautiful, but it's still too quiet and empty after all. The cute creatures are more lively!" For these cute and lovely goose balls to live successfully Li Wu became a poultry salesman during the childhood fattening period, the young bone-growing period, and the adult eating period, and he talked about the advantages of the big goose, "Look at this goose, how cute it was when it was young! How beautiful it is when it grows up! Putting lotus flowers on it!" You can also cosplay white swans in the lake! How awesome!”

"And the fighting power of the big goose is recognized as tough, the top one in the countryside, don't look at this nest of velvet dumplings that are soft and cute at the moment, when they grow up, they will be a team of iron-blooded people who will talk to everyone. Security guards!" Li Wuyue said more and more excitedly, "Such a team of guards who have both good looks and fighting strength are worthy of the rank of the legendary General Wu'an!"

Hong Yao quietly listened to Li Wu's Amway, but she didn't make any clear statement on how to deal with the goose. Instead, she asked calmly, "I will devote myself to becoming a poultry. You probably weren't a good person in your previous life?"

"So, do you still think it's cute?"

"Ah?" Li Wu was stunned for a moment, and then quickly realized, "It's not so absolute... Isn't there a lot of people who keep poultry as pets now? Reincarnated into such a poultry, it's no better than many people. Is the bloodline of the precious animal bad?"

Hong Yao lowered her eyes quietly, noncommittal.

While observing Hong Yao's expression, Li Wu said cautiously: "It's like reincarnated into a red boss, the geese you raise, there are food and drink, handsome men and beautiful women, and there is such a large lake to swim casually. Is that so? Who doesn’t envy and hate after seeing it, and sigh that people are not as good as geese..."

"How could such an enviable quota of happy goose students be given to those heinous villains, naturally... naturally..."

"Naturally what is it?" Hong Yao suddenly raised her eyes, and Qing Lingling's eyes were fixed on Li Wu who looked a little flustered.

"Hahahahaha, of course they can't be snatched! At this time, our underworld and underworld use lottery to decide, whoever wins the lottery will be the chosen goose!" Li Wu tried his best to pretend to be stupid, hoping to hide the truth.

Hong Yao was not so perfunctory, her peach blossom eyes narrowed, and her tone was firm: "You have something to hide from me."

Li Wu covered his mouth and shook his head frantically, trying to resist.

Hong Yao pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the tall and straight bridge of the nose, the cold light shone slightly, and he speculated calmly and rationally: "It has something to do with these goose cubs...you don't want me to slaughter them like poultry..."

"Is it because of the soul?"

"They weren't villains in their previous lives? Even..."

"Are they related to me?"

Li Wu: "..."

I suspect that I am just a glass of boiled water in front of you big guys, white, transparent and watery_(:з」)_