Rabbit Essence Plays Onmyoji
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Lu Zhaoyuan didn't know anything about the other side. Seeing the other party's legs curled up, one pair of feet stepped on the edge of the sofa, his posture was very relaxed, and he nodded with satisfaction in his heart.
"Stop playing, post Spring Festival couplets with me tomorrow, can you get up?"
Pei You was hesitating who to hit with Guhuo Niao, but was startled by the sudden sound, a slip of the hand wasted a great opportunity, and Gu Huo Niao attacked the other party's lighter.
"Ah! What a pity." Pei You almost scolded his father, spit out the word ah, turned a corner in his mouth, and almost stopped it.
Lu Zhaoyuan sighed helplessly, he grabbed the other party and put down the hair dryer on the coffee table casually, "Go to bed early, when can't you play the game? It's almost 12 o'clock." Then there was only the whining sound of the hair dryer.
Pei You naturally lost this one, and he just used up all the breakthrough coupons. He put down his phone in disappointment, looked up at Lu Zhaoyuan who was blowing his hair, hesitating whether to say hello to him before going back to the room.
Lu Zhaoyuan has been paying attention to Pei You, he looked into the other's subtle expression, and he probably understood what it meant, so he turned off the hair dryer, "Go to sleep, the quilts are all made, you have to get up early tomorrow, and you are not allowed to go to bed to play with your phone. "
Pei Youyou nodded, "Then I'll go to bed first, good night."
"Good night."
Pei You turned around and walked towards his room, feeling his back felt like a needle prick, a scorching gaze urged him to quicken his pace, and he went back to the room and closed the door.
Pei You fell asleep, but he didn't sleep well, he didn't have the habit of acknowledging his bed, but was simply panicked, which made him frown in his sleep.
A hand stretched out in the quiet darkness, and smoothed the hillock between the eyebrows of the person on the bed.
Lu Zhaoyuan's eyes were frighteningly bright at this moment, and there were traces of light in them.Don't be suspicious, he doesn't have nocturnal excursions.
He was just too excited at night, and he couldn't change back to his original shape and howl at the moon, so he could only quietly sneak into Pei You's room and take a look at the person who disturbed his thoughts.
That hand smoothed his brows but did not leave. His fingers ran down Pei You's cheeks, across the bridge of his nose and to his lips.
Lu Zhaoyuan swallowed, and his fingers gently poked his lips open and touched his teeth. This did not stop him from continuing to explore. The jaws were easily opened, and only then did he touch the tongue he wanted to feel.
Soft and elastic, Lu Zhaoyuan looked at Pei You's sleeping face without moving. After a long time, he pulled out his finger and slid it to the Adam's apple, bringing up a bright waterline.
The small Adam's apple was tapped, and Pei You swallowed unconsciously in her sleep.
The corner of Lu Zhaoyuan's mouth twitched into a smile, and he played with the loose collar of the other party, but did not continue to explore.
"Good night, bunny."
The door was gently closed, and the person on the bed didn't feel anything, just turned over, still sleeping soundly.
☆、Good night chief
Pei You woke up early in the morning, looking at the sky that was not yet bright outside, secretly said something went wrong, he woke up once during the period, the outside was so dark that he thought it was not dawn, but he went back to sleep, the outside was still dark, he I took out my phone and saw that it was past nine o'clock, and it was a cloudy day.
Not daring to delay any longer, Pei You jumped up and sat up, grabbed the phone next to the pillow, and got out of bed.Yesterday Lu Zhaoyuan told him to get up early several times, but he actually slept until this time, and he didn't know if the other party was in a hurry.
He took a step forward with his slippers on, and almost tripped over himself. He looked down at the trouser legs that he had stepped on, and quickly lifted the trousers, and then walked out the door safely.
At this moment, Lu Zhaoyuan was sitting on the sofa watching an interview about the Spring Festival Gala. Those people on the TV talked like Tai Chi and made him sleepy. Seeing Pei You coming out with his hair blown out, he almost laughed out loud with his mouth pursed.
"Are you awake? Did you sleep well last night?"
Pei Youyou nodded, and shook his head the next second, "I had several dreams, and I couldn't remember them when I woke up."
Lu Zhaoyuan's face froze, and he moved his fingers invisibly, "Let's go have breakfast, there are soy milk and omelets."
Pei You sniffed the slightly sweet smell in the air, and walked towards the dining table.
"Have you eaten it?" Pei You picked up the white mug, which was filled with milky white soy milk, and it was slightly sweet when he drank it in one sip, but it was still warm.
"I've eaten it a long time ago. It should not be cold yet. Eat it quickly."
Pei You didn't delay any longer, and responded, picked up the chopsticks to pick up the omelet, and took a bite carefully, it didn't have the raw egg smell that he hated.
Eating alone is boring. After eating a few mouthfuls happily, Pei You looked at his phone, first clicked on the icon of Onmyoji, and the game was under maintenance in the morning, so he had to exit the login interface and click on the WeChat account instead. Bo.
A sudden crackling sound filled the room.Pei You glanced back guiltily, and was relieved to see that Lu Zhaoyuan was fiddling with the phone and not looking here.
His Weibo was going to be paralyzed again, and his private messages were full of unread messages. He just clicked on it to read, but was startled by the messages that kept popping up, so he had to close the interface.
The last time Weibo was bombed, it was the time when I saw people making troubles in the live broadcast room for a long time. He was attacked by countless people. At that time, he hadn't started to post Weibo, but just registered an account, and his people had already accumulated Countless 99.
In just a few days after registering on Weibo, the number of followers has exceeded 10. If all these people flooded into the live broadcast room and each of them posted a barrage, his computer would probably crash immediately.
Even though Pei You only has 10 followers, his first Weibo almost caught up with a celebrity who is currently popular, retweeted comments and liked them, each of which has over [-] likes, no worse than those Internet celebrities who rely on selling clothes to receive advertisements.
These big data are not a bright spot. Pei Youyou commented, and the fascinating content is the landscape of this Weibo.
Huacha: Today is the first few days. I just look at the photos and live. Life is so hard.
Yang Yang: Knocking on the door with my ssr in my arms, the anchor will post photos quickly, we are so hungry and thirsty that we can’t live anymore.
Qisi: How many of you have this stunning little subject?Oh my little sweetheart hugs.
His Royal Highness Nine-Tailed Fox: This strange aunt upstairs!Hehehe, the host is in my arms~
Liyan Luomo: When I went to the supermarket today, I saw a boy who looked like a blogger, and was with a man, so I felt super cp.
As soon as this comment was posted, countless people responded in an instant, most of them were asking for photos, and some even started to make up short stories like solitaire.
Famous Sao Gong Xie Qianlan: It is said that on this sunny day, Tu Yuzi and her boyfriend were shopping in the supermarket.
Wen Xiaojing: Rabbit Youzi blushed, and complained softly while supporting Yingying's waist, "It's all your fault that I couldn't sleep well last night."
Mental patient: The boyfriend smiled evilly, pushed the shopping cart with one hand, and pulled Yuko Rabbit into the corner with the other.
Hehe: wall dong!Tu Yuzi winked at being trapped in this small place by the man, and happened to have a sore waist, so she gave a soft □□.
Do you think this is the limit?No, the vast number of Weibo users are so witty and intelligent, and their ability to make up stories is stronger than that of Lujiang’s Baitangdoubao Jun. There is no lower limit for the following content. Every word is good. shame.
When Pei You saw this, he didn't have the courage to slide his fingers down anymore. He raised his head and glanced at Lu Zhaoyuan again, who just happened to look over in confusion, and he quickly lowered his head.
He was recognized when he went to the supermarket with Lu Zhaoyuan. He has become so popular now?Someone would really recognize him.
But these rotten girls live broadcasted pornographic jokes on Weibo, the protagonists were still him and Lu Zhaoyuan, Pei Youxao's cheeks were hot, and he swiped the screen again, leaving only content like 'ah~hmm, no~' .
Pei You gulped down the soy milk, panicked, and stuffed another piece of omelette into his mouth, filling his entire mouth. Just as he was about to quit this comment, the mobile phone in his hand was suddenly taken away by a hand stretched out from behind.
Immediately, a mouthful of omelette stuck in his throat, Pei You hammered his chest and coughed non-stop.
Forget about coughing, he was so frightened that his mood fluctuated too much, he obviously felt that his tail came out again, and the owner of the hand he extended just now couldn't be anyone else except Lu Zhaoyuan, and the two were so close, his tail Pulling up the hem of the clothes, I don't know if the other party has noticed.
Where Lu Zhaoyuan couldn't see, he didn't care about looking at the mobile phone in his hand, and unconsciously glanced at the bulge of the other party's clothes, his eyes flashed, he put on a puzzled expression, and stretched out his hand to reach here.
"what is this?"
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!What to do, Lu Lu Lu Zhaoyuan pinched his tail!What should I do ah ah ah!What should he say?Wait online!So urgent!
Oh don't pinch, my God, how did the body become so strange.
Pei You's body stiffened, his fingers clenched his trouser legs because of nervousness, and he didn't dare to move. An inexplicable impulse surged into his heart, like a fierce flame, burning his whole body.
"Don't...don't pinch it."
The voice was too weak to be heard, but Lu Zhaoyuan was right behind Pei You, and he heard it clearly. Pei You's trembling voice stirred his heart to move.
He hooked the corner of his mouth, finally had enough of his hand addiction, and generously withdrew his hand to let go of the opponent's tail, and turned to the ear that just popped out.
Lu Zhaoyuan looked at the trembling of the person in front of him, but he didn't show it because he was amused. Instead, he asked calmly, "What kind of novelty decoration is this? It feels so real."
In front of Pei You's eyes, the golden light was flying all over the sky, and the whole rabbit had already died, "No...don't pinch it, I am not a bad person."
"No, I'm not a bad goblin, don't arrest me, I'm a good goblin, I don't have much attack power, you you you..."
Lu Zhaoyuan burst out laughing, he hugged Pei You from behind, looked at the other's flushed cheeks and said, "So you are a little rabbit? It's cute, I like it very much."
The whole morning, Pei You huddled in Lu Zhaoyuan's arms and let the other party have a good time, and escaped from the other party's embrace when he had time, as if his tail was on fire, he rushed into the bedroom and dared not come out again, no matter how the other party knocked on the door , and even threatened him to use the key to open the door, but he kept silent, shivering under the blanket, looking terrified.
He kept saying silently in his heart, 'Calm down, don't be afraid, don't be afraid. 'But the whole body still couldn't stop shaking, and the ears and tails were so bright that they couldn't be retracted.
Pei You scratched his ears wanting to cry but didn't know how to explain to Lu Zhaoyuan, no, there is nothing to explain, the other party's ears and tails were all held by the other party, explaining nothing makes sense!
At this time, Pei You very much hoped that Lu Zhaoyuan was also a goblin, and because he was also a goblin, he would not be afraid of him, so he would not be arrested.
As long as he thinks that Lu Zhaoyuan has most likely called the police, the content is to catch a rabbit that has become a sperm, his eyes will go blank, and he can't maintain his human form, so he just turned into a rabbit.
☆、Good night chief
When Pei You was frightened, Lu Zhaoyuan was looking for the keys to open the door. He remembered that these house keys were all placed in the coffee table drawer, but he couldn't find them anyway.
After he changed the position of the pile of snacks and tossed around to another place, he touched the keys, a string of dozens of keys.
As soon as Lu Zhaoyuan took a long leg, he came to the closed door, "Pei You, open the door."
Sure enough, no one in the room responded. After waiting for a while, he sighed and inserted the key, turned it around but failed to turn it on, so he had to change one, and if it failed, he changed another one.
It seems that the little rabbit was frightened. Those crowd phobias probably lied to him. If he is frightened, he will reveal his true colors, which is really cute.
"If you don't open the door, I will go in. Don't worry about the Chinese New Year."
As Lu Zhaoyuan said, he turned the key, and the door opened with a click.
He walked in and looked around, but he didn't see any living people. He was stunned for a moment. He smelled the strong rabbit breath in the air, and raised his eyebrows to look for it.
It's a pity that he searched all over, whether it was the curtains or the closet, but he didn't find Pei You, but Pei You was so scared that he closed his eyes tightly and trembled all over.
It's broken, Lu Zhaoyuan is here to catch him, his life as a rabbit is coming to an end.
Pei You trembled into Parkinson's, just now when the other party tried the key, he was really scared to death, the little heart rose and fell with the sound of the key being inserted into the lock, and it didn't turn, it was just a false alarm, but it couldn't stop the shock back and forth.Finally turning the key, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Pei You was buried in a small lump in the pillow, and his clothes were pushed into the quilt by him, so nothing could be seen from the outside, but it was not conspicuous. In addition, the quilt was on the pillow, so there was no danger for the time being except for breathing difficulties.
It didn't take long for him to be thankful, and one hand lifted his defensive pillow.
There was a moment of silence when Lu Zhaoyuan opened the pillow. He searched every corner of the room and checked the windows before he could be sure that Pei You hadn't flown away with wings and was still in the room. If he couldn't find a living person, then It must have changed back to its original form.
At first he looked at the bottom of the bed. Timid cats and dogs like to hide under the bed. He had heard of it, but unfortunately there was nothing under the bed except dust. He picked up the backpack next to the bed and looked through it. Turning around, I only took out a few pairs of underwear, the size was prepared by Pei You himself.
He silently put a white one in his pocket, and finally looked for the lop-eared rabbit that could be held in both hands under the pillow, which made him swallow his saliva.
"Pei You? Is that you?"
Lu Zhaoyuan thought it was funny after asking, who else could it be except this stupid rabbit.He stretched out his hands to hold the lop-eared rabbit shaking into a sieve, and gently touched the other's fur.
Pei You is about to faint, is he going to be arrested?He seems to be hallucinating, is there an alarm bell ringing 110 outside?He doesn't want to be put in a cage, will he be put in a zoo for people to visit?No, no, maybe it's the kind of circus, auction, he will live in a dark world in the future, he is so scared, he really wants to go back to the rabbit's nest.
It's a pity that none of his fantasies happened. After Lu Zhaoyuan picked him up, he walked out of the bedroom to the living room, and put him on a pile of snacks on the coffee table.
"How long will the trouble continue? It's already four o'clock, and it's time for us to post Spring Festival couplets."
Bridge Bean Sacks!This plot is wrong!Shouldn't he be taken to the lab?Do you use a cold scalpel and tweezers to leave a series of wounds on his body, do this and that test, until he is tortured to death?Fortunately, he also thought of various methods of escaping Dafa, and even went through the classic story of the rabbit riding the eagle in his mind. Are these all useless?
Well, he was thinking too much.As soon as Pei You opened his scarlet eyes, he saw Lu Zhaoyuan looking at him with a smile. There was tender expectation in his eyes, except that he didn't have the fear of a human being seeing a goblin.
Pei Yuna's intensity vibration slowly changed to intermittent vibration, and he tentatively opened his mouth, "You...are you not afraid of me? I'm a rabbit spirit, but I'm only a vegetarian, and I really won't harm anyone. Don't catch me Get up, I, I, I can be kept in a cage to watch, and I can also teach you how to play an onmyoji, eat less without ruining the furniture, please don't send me to the laboratory."
Listening to his long list of requests, Lu Zhaoyuan twitched the corners of his mouth and resisted the urge to laugh, "But how do I know if you can absorb human energy? Don't fairies like men's yang energy?"
Pei You whimpered and shook his head, "That's a vixen, we're not in the same subject, I'm a rabbit, I eat carrots, I really won't hurt you... You, don't you believe me, I want to go home, woo I want to go home, I don't want to celebrate the new year."
As he spoke, there was only sobbing in his tone, but it's a pity that the rabbit's lacrimal glands are underdeveloped, otherwise Pei You would have become a tearful rabbit at this time.
This pitiful look made Lu Zhaoyuan's heart skip a beat, so he hugged Pei You and began to caress him.
"You...can you let me go?"
Pei You saw that Lu Zhaoyuan's expression gradually softened, he raised his head, and looked at him expectantly.
Lu Zhaoyuan just kept moving his hands, fiddled with Pei You's short tail, and looked at a certain place thoughtfully.
Pei You flinched awkwardly, the opponent's fingers would rub the chrysanthemum from time to time, it felt weird.
"It's okay to let you go, but..."
Pei You quickly raised his ears.
Lu Zhaoyuan nodded the other party's little nose, "But it's too dangerous for you to go out like this. Since I already know your secret, for your safety, move in and live with me in the next year."
Pei You was confused, and understood that the other party was worried about his safety and asked to live together, but these words were closely related, and he always felt that this routine was somewhat familiar.
"No, I... I've been living alone, and nothing happened."
The corner of Lu Zhaoyuan's mouth curled up into a smile, "But I saw a wolf demon not long ago, and he has been staying here, and there is a knife scar on his face."
He looked at Pei You in a daze, and said, "I don't know if wolves will eat rabbits or not, and if it's enough to get stuffed between their teeth."
"I...I'm so small, maybe I can only stuff a gap between my teeth."
After Pei You finished speaking in a daze, he rolled his eyelids and passed out immediately.His mood this day was like riding a roller coaster, and it was not easy to persist until now, and then he was hit by the wolf monster that Lu Zhaoyuan said, and the whole rabbit lost its soul.
Lu Zhaoyuan looked at the lop-eared rabbit between his legs suddenly tilted to the side, with his eyes closed tightly, his two feet stepped back and then became unresponsive, finally he couldn't restrain his smile and burst out laughing.
"Stupid rabbit."
The rabbit was dizzy, the New Year was still coming, Lu Zhaoyuan put Pei You under the bed, turned around and left the room to put up Spring Festival couplets.
I thought the two could post Spring Festival couplets together, Lu Zhaoyuan wanted to use any posture, so he used the fan comment on Weibo, standing behind Pei You in the shape of a wall, but it was a pity that the person of the wall turned into a rabbit and fainted .
Thinking of this, Lu Zhaoyuan couldn't help laughing again. The magnetic laughter of his handsome appearance attracted the sideways glances of the neighbor who happened to be going out.
Pei You woke up slowly, and before he opened his eyes, he found that there were hands touching his body, sliding from the ears to the tip of the tail, again and again, so comfortable that he just wanted to hum.
With the familiar background music of Onmyoji next to his ears, Pei You relaxed a little. He moved his three-petal mouth, lifted his forelegs and stretched.
"woke up?"
A deep voice sounded from the top of his head, Pei You paused, his paws shook, and he let out a hmm from his throat.
Lu Zhaoyuan didn't worry about inviting Pei You to live in the afternoon, but put the phone in front of Pei You, "Teach me fighting skills?"
Onmyoji's fighting skills are open from 9:10 to [-]:[-] at night. Pei You's dizziness has lasted so long. I don't know if it scares Lu Zhaoyuan.
He nodded a little flatteringly.
"Then change back to human form and teach me, it's very tiring to hold the phone like this."
Another trap fell down and fell on the stupid rabbit Pei You's head, but Pei You just nodded ignorantly, not aware of any problem at all, he closed his eyes and counted silently in his heart, a flash of white light flashed, naked The humanoid Pei You successfully fell into Lu Zhaoyuan's arms, and was hugged tightly afterward.
Long live!
☆、Good night chief
If Pei You were given another chance to go back to Caicai and make a new choice, he would probably shed tears of gratitude.
What made him change back so unsuspectingly?Why can't he remember what he was thinking about just now, what can he do now, he is also very desperate.
Lu Zhaoyuan was the most ignorant one. What he stroked was obviously soft fur, but in the next second he became a naked person, and he was maintaining the movement of stroking, and happened to stop on the elastic buttocks.
This hand feels very good, after rubbing for a while, Lu Zhaoyuan hugged the dumbfounded Pei You into his arms.
After reacting, Pei You realized that he was naked, without a single piece of clothing on his body, the feeling of slipping away was very subtle, and he was uncomfortable at all, naturally he wanted to escape Lu Zhaoyuan's embrace.
"Don't move, I didn't draw the curtains." Lu Zhaoyuan just said this lightly, and Pei You, who was still struggling, suddenly stopped moving.
The two listened to the background music of Onmyoji, embraced each other, and remained silent.
In the end, Pei You couldn't take it anymore, so he gently pushed the other party, and said in a low voice, "When are we going to hold each other?"
Lu Zhaoyuan's nostrils were filled with the smell of rabbits, which stimulated his appetite, and holding the person he liked in his arms stimulated his lower body, stimulated and stimulated, and the whole person became excited.
Pei You couldn't wait for an answer, so he could only look up at Lu Zhaoyuan, who was almost startled by the aggressive eyes of the other party.
"Oh, I can turn into a rabbit and you pull the curtains, and I will change back."
This fright brought back all his thoughts, Pei You was a little smarter, blinked his bright eyes, and started talking with Lu Zhaoyuan.
Lu Zhaoyuan raised his legs to cover the lower body of the tent, nodded slightly, and said in a hoarse voice, "Okay."
Lu Zhaoyuan hugged Pei You, who had turned back into a rabbit, obediently got up to close the curtains, turned around and put Pei You on the bed, waiting for him to change back.
Both of them had poor IQ at this time, Pei You changed back in a smooth manner, and Lu Zhaoyuan hugged him and lay down for a while, until the screen of the phone went black and the background music of Onmyoji stopped abruptly, only then did he realize that there was something wrong with the development of this matter.
Lu Zhaoyuan was the first to let out a muffled laugh, "Why didn't you go back to the house and put on your clothes just now?"
"... "
Pei You buried his head in the other's chest with a dark face, he hesitated for a moment but couldn't say anything, can he refuse to answer?
The ghost knows why he asked the other party to pull the curtains just now, it's fine to pull the curtains, and they hug each other again, did his brain get rusted by doing this?
Pei You pushed Lu Zhaoyuan away without saying a word, and let the other party laugh until he was so weak that he couldn't hold him back, and then he turned back into a rabbit and left in despair.
When he put on his clothes, came out to wash, and returned to his room, he could still hear Lu Zhaoyuan's unstoppable laughter. He squeezed his phone tightly, snorted, and went to his thigh for comfort.
Little Rabbit: Thigh comfort me!I did a stupid thing today, what should I do.
Lu Yao knows Ma Ma: What is it? ^_^
Hey, why is the smile on the thigh so cautious?
Little Rabbit: Let’s not talk about it, let’s brush Yuhun?
Lu Yaozhi Ma Ma: Good.
Lu Yaozhi Ma Ma: Your Weibo has been very popular recently, I have read it.
Pei You was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that he had read half of Weibo before.
Yuko Rabbit: I'll go and see!
Lu Yaozhi Ma Ma: Good.
Pei You logged into Weibo again this time, and pressed the mute button wittily first, but could only feel the vibration, and could not hear the disturbing message prompts.
That Weibo has changed from the last popular comment to another, but the content is completely different.
A Fat Time: Daddy, please come out and explain, those keyboard warriors are always spraying shit, and they want to win with one trick!
Beater: I don't believe that the anchor is this kind of person, although I saw that the two live broadcasting methods are similar, and even the tone of voice seems to be... Hey, I'm too confused, this year is not going well.
Girl's morals: When I read this Weibo in the morning, I was still using my student card to get in the car. Why did I come back in the afternoon and pinch each other with a big knife and a troll?
His Royal Highness Nine-Tailed Fox: I guess the anchor and her boyfriend are meeting their parents, otherwise why wouldn’t they come out qaq The enemy army is too strong, we can’t stand it anymore.
Pei You frowned, what's wrong?He also has a little understanding of his own physique for recruiting gangsters. Is this pinched from the live broadcast room to Weibo?
Pei You originally wanted to directly post on Weibo to ask what was going on, because the comments of those trolls were all brushed down by fans who had been sticking to their positions, and it was difficult for him to understand the situation.
But after thinking about it, posting a Weibo can only attract trolls and fans to scold each other, so he opened QQ and found the fan group that hadn't been opened since joining the group.
Jade Rabbit making medicine: Don't panic, everyone, you must believe that there is nothing wrong with Da Da!
Young Master Fallen Leaf: But I'm so angry, there is no direct evidence, I really want to throw those trolls on their heads.
Gu Shiqinghuan: I've never heard of the anchor Ai Yiyi before. When did it come out, I'm ashamed to question us.
Pei You peeped at the screen for a while, but didn't see any way, so he had to show up.
Tu Youzi: What did it say on Weibo?
The qq group was silent for a while, as if they couldn't believe that the protagonist they were talking about suddenly appeared.
After a while, the fans who reacted instantly went into a rage. Everyone was crying and shouting at each other. They were glad that the anchor finally appeared, and if they were one step too late, they would have given up their armor and surrendered.
Yuko Rabbit: Can someone tell me what's going on?Who are you talking about Ai Yiyi?
It seems that the body has been hollowed out: Sure enough!I'll just say it!Most of them don't necessarily know about Ai Yiyi. Damn this guy will really add drama to himself.
Wen Xiaojing: I agree with the above, so now should I give you a popular science, the process of the almost bloodbath of Weibo in the afternoon?
Feng Guo Wuhen: Good!downstairs.
Xiao Qing Snake: I don't know how to describe the words, so let's come downstairs.
Hidden sentient beings: Well, this baby thinks that this matter should make me downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs...downstairs.
Upstairs: I really want to shoot upstairs, please don’t bother to explain it clearly, I have been cursing for no reason all afternoon and I still don’t know what happened.
Ah Ah Ah Yu: Actually, I don’t really understand it. When I opened the group, I saw that everyone was recruiting friends to start a war on Weibo. It’s more interesting than grabbing red envelopes to get excited about the New Year’s Eve.
Seeing that the building was about to crooked, Pei You held his forehead helplessly. He felt that this group of people could upload thousands of unread messages every day, and their skills were really extraordinary.
Yuko Rabbit: ...Don't make trouble, come and explain it to me personally.
Yiwen: I really want to make it clear, but I am not the downstairs... the downstairs.
Mi Fan: I think Da Da is about to take pictures of us with horse spoons. All I know is that Ai Yiyi posted a video on Weibo.
Yunjing: Yes, Ai Yiyi said in the video that you imitate his live broadcast style. I think it is a bit similar, but I think it is impossible to imitate him.
laugh?Sang X (this reader, don’t leave after school, tell me what this word reads): Am I the one downstairs?Let me tell you, Ai Yiyi commented some bad content on Weibo, roughly what he felt wronged and sad, another person lost control of his emotions during the Chinese New Year, he didn't keep a secret and vented out.
Mengxin No. [-]: Yes, and then a group of people who didn't know why asked what happened.
Famous Satoshi Xie Qianlan: Ai Yiyi said that his live broadcast style is the same as that of Da Da. At first, Da Da went to his live broadcast room to learn when he was a newbie. Later, he learned his style and made some achievements. He even threatened him not to say these things .
Yue Xunxin: Then a bunch of people ran to Ai Yiyi's Weibo, and his Weibo posted evidence, such as the launch date of a certain fish live broadcast platform, the barrage in his live broadcast room and so on.
He Jue: This question is so difficult that I am a little confused now.
Liangcheng Guxiang: I think that even though Da Da has been to Ai Yiyi’s live broadcast room, this can’t constitute a big threat to the other party, imitating the style?It's those trolls who are annoying and always rhythmic.
Ai Yiyi?Pei You couldn't remember that there was such a person at all. Following what the people in the group said, he ran to Ai Yiyi's Weibo and looked around, found the Weibo that proved the other party, and clicked on the picture Only some fragments flashed in my mind.
That's right, when he was still a newcomer to the game, he watched this live broadcast of Ai Yiyi. At that time, the other party's name was not Ai Yiyi, but Brother Ai Er, so he didn't remember it at first.
At that time, he often went to this person's live broadcast room to ask some questions about the game. This person was regarded as his entry-level teacher of Onmyoji. After watching the live broadcast, he avoided a lot of detours in the game. He has always been very grateful to this person.
But the reality gave him a heavy blow, and Pei Youyou opened the video that was pinned to the top.
The target is a familiar face, that is the second brother Ai, with the same tone and voice. In the video, he said that he copied the style of the anchor, and he threatened the other party not to speak out.
After watching the video with a blank face, Pei You went back to the QQ group, seeing everyone discussing how to deal with those trolls, no one doubted him, and his heart warmed.
☆、Good night chief
Pei You buried her face in the pillow with a smile on her face, giggled before replying to the group.
Yuko Rabbit: I did go to his live broadcast room to watch the live broadcast, when I was new to the game.
Tu Yuko: Maybe it was the first time I watched the live broadcast, and I unconsciously brought some of the other party’s way of speaking in the subsequent live broadcast, but I didn’t deliberately imitate it, I just think that the anchor should talk like this, I will to apologize.
The qq group was silent again. Fans wanted to go up and say something, but they didn't know what to say.They don't want to see their seniors give in again and again, but it is indeed like what the anchor said, including a slight imitation, even if they watch the video comparison, they can feel it, and everyone's momentum is short in an instant.
Lu Yaozhi Mali: The problem now is not imitating style, but that he is slandering you and threatening him.
Such a message suddenly popped up in the silent group.
what?Why is the Great God in this group?Why is the Great God in this group?Why is the Great God in this group?ah?Bazaar black?
Pei You was stunned together with his friends. This QQ group has more than 1800 people, and there is a vague trend of developing two groups. Everyone who joins the group is received by the manager and the group owner, although it is impossible to remember all of them. It's so clear, but can the gods and the others not remember?Which management has an impression of the great gods entering the group?All the management shook their heads in unison.
Caramel Lemon: I would like to praise the great god's point of view.
Xiong Xiong: I would like to praise the great god's point of view weakly.
Madge of Meteor Street: I would like to praise the great god's point of view.
Moon Shadow Shadow: I would like to praise the great god's point of view weakly.
Lu Yao knows horsepower: And I don’t think it’s imitation, it’s at most a learning instinct.Everyone is different, judging from the tone of voice whether a person has imitated or not is too macroscopic.
Flower Tea: The Great God speaks so powerfully, when will our Youshou grow?
Liyan Luomo: It's good for Youshou to stand behind the great god and be the one who supports him. If Xiaoshou is so strong, why should he attack him?
Xi Ming: Calm and calm, attacking x Delicate and weak, easy to be overwhelmed?
Mengmeng: This attribute is perfect!
Gu Gui: You guys are making trouble again, the anchor is silent.
Yuko Rabbit: Squeak.
Gu Gui: Pfft, slap in the face in seconds.
Tu Yuzi: What are you talking about, why can't I understand?Why do I have to stand behind Lu Yaozhi Mali?
Qing: Cough, so what anchor, how do you plan to solve this matter?
Hehe: Pfft, cute and cute anchor.
Yuko Rabbit: I haven't made up my mind yet.
Lu Yaozhi Mali: You can go to Weibo to express your opinion, whether to apologize or not depends on your feelings, but to explain the threat, now Weibo is entangled in the word "threat".
Yuko Rabbit: Good.
After reading the news, Pei You responded and ran to Weibo to edit the content. The other onlookers in the group, seeing such a good situation, immediately opened a discussion group.
Yo Cookie: Why did I have a group of CPs during the Chinese New Year?
Refuge to Ms. Xiao: You are not alone.
Sunset: Hurry up and give this cp a famous name!
Not a cute thing: Lu You?
Ou Huang is still alive and still doesn't bow down: Router? ahhhh yes!
Qisi: The router is fine, poof.
ljong: I don't know what the anchor said on Weibo, who sent me a screenshot?The claw machine network is weak.
A group of people chatted happily, and even came up with a good name for their cute cp combination. When they heard that their colleagues were in trouble, they ran to the front line of the Weibo war.
Pei You posted a long Weibo, but as a rabbit, his education is not high, the content of this Weibo article is actually more than 100 words, the words are clear at best, and there is no comparison with the white sugar bean buns on Lujiang.com.
At this time, Pei You's Weibo is the focus of attention. After posting an article, everyone clicked in enthusiastically. Oh, it's quite long, just wait for the slap in the face!Trolls take over!
However, they were disappointed. The first line at the beginning was three words, sorry.
Could it be that the anchor Tu Youzi really imitated the anchor Ai Yiyi?And threatened the other party not to speak out?So that people can't even eat a meal, and can't afford New Year's goods?
The second line of the article began, which directly changed their point of view.
Weibo article:
I am sorry.
I am a small anchor of a certain fish live broadcasting platform, Tu Youzi.Today this event may disappoint some people
"Stop playing, post Spring Festival couplets with me tomorrow, can you get up?"
Pei You was hesitating who to hit with Guhuo Niao, but was startled by the sudden sound, a slip of the hand wasted a great opportunity, and Gu Huo Niao attacked the other party's lighter.
"Ah! What a pity." Pei You almost scolded his father, spit out the word ah, turned a corner in his mouth, and almost stopped it.
Lu Zhaoyuan sighed helplessly, he grabbed the other party and put down the hair dryer on the coffee table casually, "Go to bed early, when can't you play the game? It's almost 12 o'clock." Then there was only the whining sound of the hair dryer.
Pei You naturally lost this one, and he just used up all the breakthrough coupons. He put down his phone in disappointment, looked up at Lu Zhaoyuan who was blowing his hair, hesitating whether to say hello to him before going back to the room.
Lu Zhaoyuan has been paying attention to Pei You, he looked into the other's subtle expression, and he probably understood what it meant, so he turned off the hair dryer, "Go to sleep, the quilts are all made, you have to get up early tomorrow, and you are not allowed to go to bed to play with your phone. "
Pei Youyou nodded, "Then I'll go to bed first, good night."
"Good night."
Pei You turned around and walked towards his room, feeling his back felt like a needle prick, a scorching gaze urged him to quicken his pace, and he went back to the room and closed the door.
Pei You fell asleep, but he didn't sleep well, he didn't have the habit of acknowledging his bed, but was simply panicked, which made him frown in his sleep.
A hand stretched out in the quiet darkness, and smoothed the hillock between the eyebrows of the person on the bed.
Lu Zhaoyuan's eyes were frighteningly bright at this moment, and there were traces of light in them.Don't be suspicious, he doesn't have nocturnal excursions.
He was just too excited at night, and he couldn't change back to his original shape and howl at the moon, so he could only quietly sneak into Pei You's room and take a look at the person who disturbed his thoughts.
That hand smoothed his brows but did not leave. His fingers ran down Pei You's cheeks, across the bridge of his nose and to his lips.
Lu Zhaoyuan swallowed, and his fingers gently poked his lips open and touched his teeth. This did not stop him from continuing to explore. The jaws were easily opened, and only then did he touch the tongue he wanted to feel.
Soft and elastic, Lu Zhaoyuan looked at Pei You's sleeping face without moving. After a long time, he pulled out his finger and slid it to the Adam's apple, bringing up a bright waterline.
The small Adam's apple was tapped, and Pei You swallowed unconsciously in her sleep.
The corner of Lu Zhaoyuan's mouth twitched into a smile, and he played with the loose collar of the other party, but did not continue to explore.
"Good night, bunny."
The door was gently closed, and the person on the bed didn't feel anything, just turned over, still sleeping soundly.
☆、Good night chief
Pei You woke up early in the morning, looking at the sky that was not yet bright outside, secretly said something went wrong, he woke up once during the period, the outside was so dark that he thought it was not dawn, but he went back to sleep, the outside was still dark, he I took out my phone and saw that it was past nine o'clock, and it was a cloudy day.
Not daring to delay any longer, Pei You jumped up and sat up, grabbed the phone next to the pillow, and got out of bed.Yesterday Lu Zhaoyuan told him to get up early several times, but he actually slept until this time, and he didn't know if the other party was in a hurry.
He took a step forward with his slippers on, and almost tripped over himself. He looked down at the trouser legs that he had stepped on, and quickly lifted the trousers, and then walked out the door safely.
At this moment, Lu Zhaoyuan was sitting on the sofa watching an interview about the Spring Festival Gala. Those people on the TV talked like Tai Chi and made him sleepy. Seeing Pei You coming out with his hair blown out, he almost laughed out loud with his mouth pursed.
"Are you awake? Did you sleep well last night?"
Pei Youyou nodded, and shook his head the next second, "I had several dreams, and I couldn't remember them when I woke up."
Lu Zhaoyuan's face froze, and he moved his fingers invisibly, "Let's go have breakfast, there are soy milk and omelets."
Pei You sniffed the slightly sweet smell in the air, and walked towards the dining table.
"Have you eaten it?" Pei You picked up the white mug, which was filled with milky white soy milk, and it was slightly sweet when he drank it in one sip, but it was still warm.
"I've eaten it a long time ago. It should not be cold yet. Eat it quickly."
Pei You didn't delay any longer, and responded, picked up the chopsticks to pick up the omelet, and took a bite carefully, it didn't have the raw egg smell that he hated.
Eating alone is boring. After eating a few mouthfuls happily, Pei You looked at his phone, first clicked on the icon of Onmyoji, and the game was under maintenance in the morning, so he had to exit the login interface and click on the WeChat account instead. Bo.
A sudden crackling sound filled the room.Pei You glanced back guiltily, and was relieved to see that Lu Zhaoyuan was fiddling with the phone and not looking here.
His Weibo was going to be paralyzed again, and his private messages were full of unread messages. He just clicked on it to read, but was startled by the messages that kept popping up, so he had to close the interface.
The last time Weibo was bombed, it was the time when I saw people making troubles in the live broadcast room for a long time. He was attacked by countless people. At that time, he hadn't started to post Weibo, but just registered an account, and his people had already accumulated Countless 99.
In just a few days after registering on Weibo, the number of followers has exceeded 10. If all these people flooded into the live broadcast room and each of them posted a barrage, his computer would probably crash immediately.
Even though Pei You only has 10 followers, his first Weibo almost caught up with a celebrity who is currently popular, retweeted comments and liked them, each of which has over [-] likes, no worse than those Internet celebrities who rely on selling clothes to receive advertisements.
These big data are not a bright spot. Pei Youyou commented, and the fascinating content is the landscape of this Weibo.
Huacha: Today is the first few days. I just look at the photos and live. Life is so hard.
Yang Yang: Knocking on the door with my ssr in my arms, the anchor will post photos quickly, we are so hungry and thirsty that we can’t live anymore.
Qisi: How many of you have this stunning little subject?Oh my little sweetheart hugs.
His Royal Highness Nine-Tailed Fox: This strange aunt upstairs!Hehehe, the host is in my arms~
Liyan Luomo: When I went to the supermarket today, I saw a boy who looked like a blogger, and was with a man, so I felt super cp.
As soon as this comment was posted, countless people responded in an instant, most of them were asking for photos, and some even started to make up short stories like solitaire.
Famous Sao Gong Xie Qianlan: It is said that on this sunny day, Tu Yuzi and her boyfriend were shopping in the supermarket.
Wen Xiaojing: Rabbit Youzi blushed, and complained softly while supporting Yingying's waist, "It's all your fault that I couldn't sleep well last night."
Mental patient: The boyfriend smiled evilly, pushed the shopping cart with one hand, and pulled Yuko Rabbit into the corner with the other.
Hehe: wall dong!Tu Yuzi winked at being trapped in this small place by the man, and happened to have a sore waist, so she gave a soft □□.
Do you think this is the limit?No, the vast number of Weibo users are so witty and intelligent, and their ability to make up stories is stronger than that of Lujiang’s Baitangdoubao Jun. There is no lower limit for the following content. Every word is good. shame.
When Pei You saw this, he didn't have the courage to slide his fingers down anymore. He raised his head and glanced at Lu Zhaoyuan again, who just happened to look over in confusion, and he quickly lowered his head.
He was recognized when he went to the supermarket with Lu Zhaoyuan. He has become so popular now?Someone would really recognize him.
But these rotten girls live broadcasted pornographic jokes on Weibo, the protagonists were still him and Lu Zhaoyuan, Pei Youxao's cheeks were hot, and he swiped the screen again, leaving only content like 'ah~hmm, no~' .
Pei You gulped down the soy milk, panicked, and stuffed another piece of omelette into his mouth, filling his entire mouth. Just as he was about to quit this comment, the mobile phone in his hand was suddenly taken away by a hand stretched out from behind.
Immediately, a mouthful of omelette stuck in his throat, Pei You hammered his chest and coughed non-stop.
Forget about coughing, he was so frightened that his mood fluctuated too much, he obviously felt that his tail came out again, and the owner of the hand he extended just now couldn't be anyone else except Lu Zhaoyuan, and the two were so close, his tail Pulling up the hem of the clothes, I don't know if the other party has noticed.
Where Lu Zhaoyuan couldn't see, he didn't care about looking at the mobile phone in his hand, and unconsciously glanced at the bulge of the other party's clothes, his eyes flashed, he put on a puzzled expression, and stretched out his hand to reach here.
"what is this?"
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!What to do, Lu Lu Lu Zhaoyuan pinched his tail!What should I do ah ah ah!What should he say?Wait online!So urgent!
Oh don't pinch, my God, how did the body become so strange.
Pei You's body stiffened, his fingers clenched his trouser legs because of nervousness, and he didn't dare to move. An inexplicable impulse surged into his heart, like a fierce flame, burning his whole body.
"Don't...don't pinch it."
The voice was too weak to be heard, but Lu Zhaoyuan was right behind Pei You, and he heard it clearly. Pei You's trembling voice stirred his heart to move.
He hooked the corner of his mouth, finally had enough of his hand addiction, and generously withdrew his hand to let go of the opponent's tail, and turned to the ear that just popped out.
Lu Zhaoyuan looked at the trembling of the person in front of him, but he didn't show it because he was amused. Instead, he asked calmly, "What kind of novelty decoration is this? It feels so real."
In front of Pei You's eyes, the golden light was flying all over the sky, and the whole rabbit had already died, "No...don't pinch it, I am not a bad person."
"No, I'm not a bad goblin, don't arrest me, I'm a good goblin, I don't have much attack power, you you you..."
Lu Zhaoyuan burst out laughing, he hugged Pei You from behind, looked at the other's flushed cheeks and said, "So you are a little rabbit? It's cute, I like it very much."
The whole morning, Pei You huddled in Lu Zhaoyuan's arms and let the other party have a good time, and escaped from the other party's embrace when he had time, as if his tail was on fire, he rushed into the bedroom and dared not come out again, no matter how the other party knocked on the door , and even threatened him to use the key to open the door, but he kept silent, shivering under the blanket, looking terrified.
He kept saying silently in his heart, 'Calm down, don't be afraid, don't be afraid. 'But the whole body still couldn't stop shaking, and the ears and tails were so bright that they couldn't be retracted.
Pei You scratched his ears wanting to cry but didn't know how to explain to Lu Zhaoyuan, no, there is nothing to explain, the other party's ears and tails were all held by the other party, explaining nothing makes sense!
At this time, Pei You very much hoped that Lu Zhaoyuan was also a goblin, and because he was also a goblin, he would not be afraid of him, so he would not be arrested.
As long as he thinks that Lu Zhaoyuan has most likely called the police, the content is to catch a rabbit that has become a sperm, his eyes will go blank, and he can't maintain his human form, so he just turned into a rabbit.
☆、Good night chief
When Pei You was frightened, Lu Zhaoyuan was looking for the keys to open the door. He remembered that these house keys were all placed in the coffee table drawer, but he couldn't find them anyway.
After he changed the position of the pile of snacks and tossed around to another place, he touched the keys, a string of dozens of keys.
As soon as Lu Zhaoyuan took a long leg, he came to the closed door, "Pei You, open the door."
Sure enough, no one in the room responded. After waiting for a while, he sighed and inserted the key, turned it around but failed to turn it on, so he had to change one, and if it failed, he changed another one.
It seems that the little rabbit was frightened. Those crowd phobias probably lied to him. If he is frightened, he will reveal his true colors, which is really cute.
"If you don't open the door, I will go in. Don't worry about the Chinese New Year."
As Lu Zhaoyuan said, he turned the key, and the door opened with a click.
He walked in and looked around, but he didn't see any living people. He was stunned for a moment. He smelled the strong rabbit breath in the air, and raised his eyebrows to look for it.
It's a pity that he searched all over, whether it was the curtains or the closet, but he didn't find Pei You, but Pei You was so scared that he closed his eyes tightly and trembled all over.
It's broken, Lu Zhaoyuan is here to catch him, his life as a rabbit is coming to an end.
Pei You trembled into Parkinson's, just now when the other party tried the key, he was really scared to death, the little heart rose and fell with the sound of the key being inserted into the lock, and it didn't turn, it was just a false alarm, but it couldn't stop the shock back and forth.Finally turning the key, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Pei You was buried in a small lump in the pillow, and his clothes were pushed into the quilt by him, so nothing could be seen from the outside, but it was not conspicuous. In addition, the quilt was on the pillow, so there was no danger for the time being except for breathing difficulties.
It didn't take long for him to be thankful, and one hand lifted his defensive pillow.
There was a moment of silence when Lu Zhaoyuan opened the pillow. He searched every corner of the room and checked the windows before he could be sure that Pei You hadn't flown away with wings and was still in the room. If he couldn't find a living person, then It must have changed back to its original form.
At first he looked at the bottom of the bed. Timid cats and dogs like to hide under the bed. He had heard of it, but unfortunately there was nothing under the bed except dust. He picked up the backpack next to the bed and looked through it. Turning around, I only took out a few pairs of underwear, the size was prepared by Pei You himself.
He silently put a white one in his pocket, and finally looked for the lop-eared rabbit that could be held in both hands under the pillow, which made him swallow his saliva.
"Pei You? Is that you?"
Lu Zhaoyuan thought it was funny after asking, who else could it be except this stupid rabbit.He stretched out his hands to hold the lop-eared rabbit shaking into a sieve, and gently touched the other's fur.
Pei You is about to faint, is he going to be arrested?He seems to be hallucinating, is there an alarm bell ringing 110 outside?He doesn't want to be put in a cage, will he be put in a zoo for people to visit?No, no, maybe it's the kind of circus, auction, he will live in a dark world in the future, he is so scared, he really wants to go back to the rabbit's nest.
It's a pity that none of his fantasies happened. After Lu Zhaoyuan picked him up, he walked out of the bedroom to the living room, and put him on a pile of snacks on the coffee table.
"How long will the trouble continue? It's already four o'clock, and it's time for us to post Spring Festival couplets."
Bridge Bean Sacks!This plot is wrong!Shouldn't he be taken to the lab?Do you use a cold scalpel and tweezers to leave a series of wounds on his body, do this and that test, until he is tortured to death?Fortunately, he also thought of various methods of escaping Dafa, and even went through the classic story of the rabbit riding the eagle in his mind. Are these all useless?
Well, he was thinking too much.As soon as Pei You opened his scarlet eyes, he saw Lu Zhaoyuan looking at him with a smile. There was tender expectation in his eyes, except that he didn't have the fear of a human being seeing a goblin.
Pei Yuna's intensity vibration slowly changed to intermittent vibration, and he tentatively opened his mouth, "You...are you not afraid of me? I'm a rabbit spirit, but I'm only a vegetarian, and I really won't harm anyone. Don't catch me Get up, I, I, I can be kept in a cage to watch, and I can also teach you how to play an onmyoji, eat less without ruining the furniture, please don't send me to the laboratory."
Listening to his long list of requests, Lu Zhaoyuan twitched the corners of his mouth and resisted the urge to laugh, "But how do I know if you can absorb human energy? Don't fairies like men's yang energy?"
Pei You whimpered and shook his head, "That's a vixen, we're not in the same subject, I'm a rabbit, I eat carrots, I really won't hurt you... You, don't you believe me, I want to go home, woo I want to go home, I don't want to celebrate the new year."
As he spoke, there was only sobbing in his tone, but it's a pity that the rabbit's lacrimal glands are underdeveloped, otherwise Pei You would have become a tearful rabbit at this time.
This pitiful look made Lu Zhaoyuan's heart skip a beat, so he hugged Pei You and began to caress him.
"You...can you let me go?"
Pei You saw that Lu Zhaoyuan's expression gradually softened, he raised his head, and looked at him expectantly.
Lu Zhaoyuan just kept moving his hands, fiddled with Pei You's short tail, and looked at a certain place thoughtfully.
Pei You flinched awkwardly, the opponent's fingers would rub the chrysanthemum from time to time, it felt weird.
"It's okay to let you go, but..."
Pei You quickly raised his ears.
Lu Zhaoyuan nodded the other party's little nose, "But it's too dangerous for you to go out like this. Since I already know your secret, for your safety, move in and live with me in the next year."
Pei You was confused, and understood that the other party was worried about his safety and asked to live together, but these words were closely related, and he always felt that this routine was somewhat familiar.
"No, I... I've been living alone, and nothing happened."
The corner of Lu Zhaoyuan's mouth curled up into a smile, "But I saw a wolf demon not long ago, and he has been staying here, and there is a knife scar on his face."
He looked at Pei You in a daze, and said, "I don't know if wolves will eat rabbits or not, and if it's enough to get stuffed between their teeth."
"I...I'm so small, maybe I can only stuff a gap between my teeth."
After Pei You finished speaking in a daze, he rolled his eyelids and passed out immediately.His mood this day was like riding a roller coaster, and it was not easy to persist until now, and then he was hit by the wolf monster that Lu Zhaoyuan said, and the whole rabbit lost its soul.
Lu Zhaoyuan looked at the lop-eared rabbit between his legs suddenly tilted to the side, with his eyes closed tightly, his two feet stepped back and then became unresponsive, finally he couldn't restrain his smile and burst out laughing.
"Stupid rabbit."
The rabbit was dizzy, the New Year was still coming, Lu Zhaoyuan put Pei You under the bed, turned around and left the room to put up Spring Festival couplets.
I thought the two could post Spring Festival couplets together, Lu Zhaoyuan wanted to use any posture, so he used the fan comment on Weibo, standing behind Pei You in the shape of a wall, but it was a pity that the person of the wall turned into a rabbit and fainted .
Thinking of this, Lu Zhaoyuan couldn't help laughing again. The magnetic laughter of his handsome appearance attracted the sideways glances of the neighbor who happened to be going out.
Pei You woke up slowly, and before he opened his eyes, he found that there were hands touching his body, sliding from the ears to the tip of the tail, again and again, so comfortable that he just wanted to hum.
With the familiar background music of Onmyoji next to his ears, Pei You relaxed a little. He moved his three-petal mouth, lifted his forelegs and stretched.
"woke up?"
A deep voice sounded from the top of his head, Pei You paused, his paws shook, and he let out a hmm from his throat.
Lu Zhaoyuan didn't worry about inviting Pei You to live in the afternoon, but put the phone in front of Pei You, "Teach me fighting skills?"
Onmyoji's fighting skills are open from 9:10 to [-]:[-] at night. Pei You's dizziness has lasted so long. I don't know if it scares Lu Zhaoyuan.
He nodded a little flatteringly.
"Then change back to human form and teach me, it's very tiring to hold the phone like this."
Another trap fell down and fell on the stupid rabbit Pei You's head, but Pei You just nodded ignorantly, not aware of any problem at all, he closed his eyes and counted silently in his heart, a flash of white light flashed, naked The humanoid Pei You successfully fell into Lu Zhaoyuan's arms, and was hugged tightly afterward.
Long live!
☆、Good night chief
If Pei You were given another chance to go back to Caicai and make a new choice, he would probably shed tears of gratitude.
What made him change back so unsuspectingly?Why can't he remember what he was thinking about just now, what can he do now, he is also very desperate.
Lu Zhaoyuan was the most ignorant one. What he stroked was obviously soft fur, but in the next second he became a naked person, and he was maintaining the movement of stroking, and happened to stop on the elastic buttocks.
This hand feels very good, after rubbing for a while, Lu Zhaoyuan hugged the dumbfounded Pei You into his arms.
After reacting, Pei You realized that he was naked, without a single piece of clothing on his body, the feeling of slipping away was very subtle, and he was uncomfortable at all, naturally he wanted to escape Lu Zhaoyuan's embrace.
"Don't move, I didn't draw the curtains." Lu Zhaoyuan just said this lightly, and Pei You, who was still struggling, suddenly stopped moving.
The two listened to the background music of Onmyoji, embraced each other, and remained silent.
In the end, Pei You couldn't take it anymore, so he gently pushed the other party, and said in a low voice, "When are we going to hold each other?"
Lu Zhaoyuan's nostrils were filled with the smell of rabbits, which stimulated his appetite, and holding the person he liked in his arms stimulated his lower body, stimulated and stimulated, and the whole person became excited.
Pei You couldn't wait for an answer, so he could only look up at Lu Zhaoyuan, who was almost startled by the aggressive eyes of the other party.
"Oh, I can turn into a rabbit and you pull the curtains, and I will change back."
This fright brought back all his thoughts, Pei You was a little smarter, blinked his bright eyes, and started talking with Lu Zhaoyuan.
Lu Zhaoyuan raised his legs to cover the lower body of the tent, nodded slightly, and said in a hoarse voice, "Okay."
Lu Zhaoyuan hugged Pei You, who had turned back into a rabbit, obediently got up to close the curtains, turned around and put Pei You on the bed, waiting for him to change back.
Both of them had poor IQ at this time, Pei You changed back in a smooth manner, and Lu Zhaoyuan hugged him and lay down for a while, until the screen of the phone went black and the background music of Onmyoji stopped abruptly, only then did he realize that there was something wrong with the development of this matter.
Lu Zhaoyuan was the first to let out a muffled laugh, "Why didn't you go back to the house and put on your clothes just now?"
"... "
Pei You buried his head in the other's chest with a dark face, he hesitated for a moment but couldn't say anything, can he refuse to answer?
The ghost knows why he asked the other party to pull the curtains just now, it's fine to pull the curtains, and they hug each other again, did his brain get rusted by doing this?
Pei You pushed Lu Zhaoyuan away without saying a word, and let the other party laugh until he was so weak that he couldn't hold him back, and then he turned back into a rabbit and left in despair.
When he put on his clothes, came out to wash, and returned to his room, he could still hear Lu Zhaoyuan's unstoppable laughter. He squeezed his phone tightly, snorted, and went to his thigh for comfort.
Little Rabbit: Thigh comfort me!I did a stupid thing today, what should I do.
Lu Yao knows Ma Ma: What is it? ^_^
Hey, why is the smile on the thigh so cautious?
Little Rabbit: Let’s not talk about it, let’s brush Yuhun?
Lu Yaozhi Ma Ma: Good.
Lu Yaozhi Ma Ma: Your Weibo has been very popular recently, I have read it.
Pei You was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that he had read half of Weibo before.
Yuko Rabbit: I'll go and see!
Lu Yaozhi Ma Ma: Good.
Pei You logged into Weibo again this time, and pressed the mute button wittily first, but could only feel the vibration, and could not hear the disturbing message prompts.
That Weibo has changed from the last popular comment to another, but the content is completely different.
A Fat Time: Daddy, please come out and explain, those keyboard warriors are always spraying shit, and they want to win with one trick!
Beater: I don't believe that the anchor is this kind of person, although I saw that the two live broadcasting methods are similar, and even the tone of voice seems to be... Hey, I'm too confused, this year is not going well.
Girl's morals: When I read this Weibo in the morning, I was still using my student card to get in the car. Why did I come back in the afternoon and pinch each other with a big knife and a troll?
His Royal Highness Nine-Tailed Fox: I guess the anchor and her boyfriend are meeting their parents, otherwise why wouldn’t they come out qaq The enemy army is too strong, we can’t stand it anymore.
Pei You frowned, what's wrong?He also has a little understanding of his own physique for recruiting gangsters. Is this pinched from the live broadcast room to Weibo?
Pei You originally wanted to directly post on Weibo to ask what was going on, because the comments of those trolls were all brushed down by fans who had been sticking to their positions, and it was difficult for him to understand the situation.
But after thinking about it, posting a Weibo can only attract trolls and fans to scold each other, so he opened QQ and found the fan group that hadn't been opened since joining the group.
Jade Rabbit making medicine: Don't panic, everyone, you must believe that there is nothing wrong with Da Da!
Young Master Fallen Leaf: But I'm so angry, there is no direct evidence, I really want to throw those trolls on their heads.
Gu Shiqinghuan: I've never heard of the anchor Ai Yiyi before. When did it come out, I'm ashamed to question us.
Pei You peeped at the screen for a while, but didn't see any way, so he had to show up.
Tu Youzi: What did it say on Weibo?
The qq group was silent for a while, as if they couldn't believe that the protagonist they were talking about suddenly appeared.
After a while, the fans who reacted instantly went into a rage. Everyone was crying and shouting at each other. They were glad that the anchor finally appeared, and if they were one step too late, they would have given up their armor and surrendered.
Yuko Rabbit: Can someone tell me what's going on?Who are you talking about Ai Yiyi?
It seems that the body has been hollowed out: Sure enough!I'll just say it!Most of them don't necessarily know about Ai Yiyi. Damn this guy will really add drama to himself.
Wen Xiaojing: I agree with the above, so now should I give you a popular science, the process of the almost bloodbath of Weibo in the afternoon?
Feng Guo Wuhen: Good!downstairs.
Xiao Qing Snake: I don't know how to describe the words, so let's come downstairs.
Hidden sentient beings: Well, this baby thinks that this matter should make me downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs...downstairs.
Upstairs: I really want to shoot upstairs, please don’t bother to explain it clearly, I have been cursing for no reason all afternoon and I still don’t know what happened.
Ah Ah Ah Yu: Actually, I don’t really understand it. When I opened the group, I saw that everyone was recruiting friends to start a war on Weibo. It’s more interesting than grabbing red envelopes to get excited about the New Year’s Eve.
Seeing that the building was about to crooked, Pei You held his forehead helplessly. He felt that this group of people could upload thousands of unread messages every day, and their skills were really extraordinary.
Yuko Rabbit: ...Don't make trouble, come and explain it to me personally.
Yiwen: I really want to make it clear, but I am not the downstairs... the downstairs.
Mi Fan: I think Da Da is about to take pictures of us with horse spoons. All I know is that Ai Yiyi posted a video on Weibo.
Yunjing: Yes, Ai Yiyi said in the video that you imitate his live broadcast style. I think it is a bit similar, but I think it is impossible to imitate him.
laugh?Sang X (this reader, don’t leave after school, tell me what this word reads): Am I the one downstairs?Let me tell you, Ai Yiyi commented some bad content on Weibo, roughly what he felt wronged and sad, another person lost control of his emotions during the Chinese New Year, he didn't keep a secret and vented out.
Mengxin No. [-]: Yes, and then a group of people who didn't know why asked what happened.
Famous Satoshi Xie Qianlan: Ai Yiyi said that his live broadcast style is the same as that of Da Da. At first, Da Da went to his live broadcast room to learn when he was a newbie. Later, he learned his style and made some achievements. He even threatened him not to say these things .
Yue Xunxin: Then a bunch of people ran to Ai Yiyi's Weibo, and his Weibo posted evidence, such as the launch date of a certain fish live broadcast platform, the barrage in his live broadcast room and so on.
He Jue: This question is so difficult that I am a little confused now.
Liangcheng Guxiang: I think that even though Da Da has been to Ai Yiyi’s live broadcast room, this can’t constitute a big threat to the other party, imitating the style?It's those trolls who are annoying and always rhythmic.
Ai Yiyi?Pei You couldn't remember that there was such a person at all. Following what the people in the group said, he ran to Ai Yiyi's Weibo and looked around, found the Weibo that proved the other party, and clicked on the picture Only some fragments flashed in my mind.
That's right, when he was still a newcomer to the game, he watched this live broadcast of Ai Yiyi. At that time, the other party's name was not Ai Yiyi, but Brother Ai Er, so he didn't remember it at first.
At that time, he often went to this person's live broadcast room to ask some questions about the game. This person was regarded as his entry-level teacher of Onmyoji. After watching the live broadcast, he avoided a lot of detours in the game. He has always been very grateful to this person.
But the reality gave him a heavy blow, and Pei Youyou opened the video that was pinned to the top.
The target is a familiar face, that is the second brother Ai, with the same tone and voice. In the video, he said that he copied the style of the anchor, and he threatened the other party not to speak out.
After watching the video with a blank face, Pei You went back to the QQ group, seeing everyone discussing how to deal with those trolls, no one doubted him, and his heart warmed.
☆、Good night chief
Pei You buried her face in the pillow with a smile on her face, giggled before replying to the group.
Yuko Rabbit: I did go to his live broadcast room to watch the live broadcast, when I was new to the game.
Tu Yuko: Maybe it was the first time I watched the live broadcast, and I unconsciously brought some of the other party’s way of speaking in the subsequent live broadcast, but I didn’t deliberately imitate it, I just think that the anchor should talk like this, I will to apologize.
The qq group was silent again. Fans wanted to go up and say something, but they didn't know what to say.They don't want to see their seniors give in again and again, but it is indeed like what the anchor said, including a slight imitation, even if they watch the video comparison, they can feel it, and everyone's momentum is short in an instant.
Lu Yaozhi Mali: The problem now is not imitating style, but that he is slandering you and threatening him.
Such a message suddenly popped up in the silent group.
what?Why is the Great God in this group?Why is the Great God in this group?Why is the Great God in this group?ah?Bazaar black?
Pei You was stunned together with his friends. This QQ group has more than 1800 people, and there is a vague trend of developing two groups. Everyone who joins the group is received by the manager and the group owner, although it is impossible to remember all of them. It's so clear, but can the gods and the others not remember?Which management has an impression of the great gods entering the group?All the management shook their heads in unison.
Caramel Lemon: I would like to praise the great god's point of view.
Xiong Xiong: I would like to praise the great god's point of view weakly.
Madge of Meteor Street: I would like to praise the great god's point of view.
Moon Shadow Shadow: I would like to praise the great god's point of view weakly.
Lu Yao knows horsepower: And I don’t think it’s imitation, it’s at most a learning instinct.Everyone is different, judging from the tone of voice whether a person has imitated or not is too macroscopic.
Flower Tea: The Great God speaks so powerfully, when will our Youshou grow?
Liyan Luomo: It's good for Youshou to stand behind the great god and be the one who supports him. If Xiaoshou is so strong, why should he attack him?
Xi Ming: Calm and calm, attacking x Delicate and weak, easy to be overwhelmed?
Mengmeng: This attribute is perfect!
Gu Gui: You guys are making trouble again, the anchor is silent.
Yuko Rabbit: Squeak.
Gu Gui: Pfft, slap in the face in seconds.
Tu Yuzi: What are you talking about, why can't I understand?Why do I have to stand behind Lu Yaozhi Mali?
Qing: Cough, so what anchor, how do you plan to solve this matter?
Hehe: Pfft, cute and cute anchor.
Yuko Rabbit: I haven't made up my mind yet.
Lu Yaozhi Mali: You can go to Weibo to express your opinion, whether to apologize or not depends on your feelings, but to explain the threat, now Weibo is entangled in the word "threat".
Yuko Rabbit: Good.
After reading the news, Pei You responded and ran to Weibo to edit the content. The other onlookers in the group, seeing such a good situation, immediately opened a discussion group.
Yo Cookie: Why did I have a group of CPs during the Chinese New Year?
Refuge to Ms. Xiao: You are not alone.
Sunset: Hurry up and give this cp a famous name!
Not a cute thing: Lu You?
Ou Huang is still alive and still doesn't bow down: Router? ahhhh yes!
Qisi: The router is fine, poof.
ljong: I don't know what the anchor said on Weibo, who sent me a screenshot?The claw machine network is weak.
A group of people chatted happily, and even came up with a good name for their cute cp combination. When they heard that their colleagues were in trouble, they ran to the front line of the Weibo war.
Pei You posted a long Weibo, but as a rabbit, his education is not high, the content of this Weibo article is actually more than 100 words, the words are clear at best, and there is no comparison with the white sugar bean buns on Lujiang.com.
At this time, Pei You's Weibo is the focus of attention. After posting an article, everyone clicked in enthusiastically. Oh, it's quite long, just wait for the slap in the face!Trolls take over!
However, they were disappointed. The first line at the beginning was three words, sorry.
Could it be that the anchor Tu Youzi really imitated the anchor Ai Yiyi?And threatened the other party not to speak out?So that people can't even eat a meal, and can't afford New Year's goods?
The second line of the article began, which directly changed their point of view.
Weibo article:
I am sorry.
I am a small anchor of a certain fish live broadcasting platform, Tu Youzi.Today this event may disappoint some people
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