If you don't hit me, you don't know that I'm the villain

Every morning, I have to start clearing my daily routine. The first step is to get rid of the octopus...huh? ?What about my old attack? ?Zhou You was at a loss, and lifted the quilt, and the person next to the pillow disappeared at some point.

Hmm... It's not quite correct to say that it's gone... After all, the creature lying comfortably on the pillow seems to be Tang Shi.

With a chubby body, a pointed nose, kicking his legs upside down, he rolled left and right in a daze, and sneezed, shaking the little fluff all over his body.

Zhou You pinched this cute creature with two fingers and shook it for a while. To be reasonable, why did my Lao Gong turn into a chinchilla when I woke up?Instead of a tentacle monster that is more in line with other people's designs? ?

Tang Shi unconsciously squeaked a few times, opened his eyes, and saw the enlarged version of his wife, "Squeak!"

Zhou You: I really want to throw it away.

Tang Shi: QAQ squeak!

Tang Shibao felt that he was wronged, and he didn't know why he turned into a chinchilla. Especially when he opened his penis, he felt even more wronged.

The baby didn't do anything, why did the baby turn into a very small chinchilla, Ding Ding can't even be described with a matchstick, and the peanuts are much bigger than his Ding Ding.

Mung beans＜Ding Ding in Tang Dynasty＜Red beans

Tang Shi: I cried with a squeak!

"Zhizhi! (The baby has become so miserable, why are you so indifferent to me, little Youyou, and you don't care about me!)" Tang Shi protested in Totoro, but unfortunately Zhouyou couldn't understand at all. When he stood up and raised his little paw to protest, he was thrown down heavily by his fat self.

Zhou You: Hmm, caring and caring, you are not as long as my penis.

Tang Shi: ...The baby is going to cry to death! ! !

Zhou You packed up and went to work.

Tang Shi: Squeak! (The baby can't use the power even if he turns into a chinchilla! What if you go out and get hit by a shameless little bitch and take the opportunity to take the lead! The baby has to follow!!)

Zhou You, who can't understand: Although I don't understand what Ah Shi is talking about, but seeing him dancing happily, he should go out to play, right?

Tang Shi: I was so angry that I jumped my feet!tacit understanding? !Do you have a good heart? !The baby will definitely change back! !Will! !

Tang Shi performed a "spin jump that never stops" and bounced onto Zhou You's body. Using all four feet together, his little hooves bounced, and when he reached the neckline, he stuffed his head in, leaving his fat body in front of him. Outside.

But the space reserved by Zhou You obviously did not leave room for Tang Shi, Tang Shi's little tail flickered outside but couldn't squeeze in.

Seeing how hard it was for him, Zhou You poked him with his index finger and stuck him into his clothes.

Tang Shi: Squeak! (Little Youyou, if you touch my little chrysanthemum, I will not give you a chance to counterattack!)

Zhou You (with indifferent strength): ...Oh, how can you attack me when you are so small? ? ?

Tang Shi: If we don't hurt each other, we're still a good cp!

Tang Shi squirmed his body in his shirt, hanging firmly on Zhou You's heart.

Zhou You felt his heart itch.

"Zuo Chen, there seems to be something wrong with my computer, can you fix it for me?"

"okay."

Little Bitch No. [-] is online! ! !

Tang Shi, who was hiding on Zhou You's body, immediately regained his energy. He grabbed his shirt, poked his little head out from the neckline, and saw the picture on the computer screen, ah, ah, ah, Axi!I killed you!

The smile at the corner of Zhou You's mouth froze, "Don't randomly click on the webpage, especially if the domain name looks wrong, otherwise it's easy to get a virus like this."

The computer screen of the person who asked Zhou You to help was stuck at a certain moment of calcium tablets.

At this time, the man was also confused. "No, no, Zuo Chen, listen to my explanation, I didn't know it would be this..."

Zhou You: There is nothing to explain, you are just hinting at me, trying to tease me, a married man.

"Squeak! (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmh The Claw—Profound Truth. Green Hat Claw!

"Squeak!" "Hey, what a cute chinchilla, did you raise Zuo Chen?" "Squeak! (Let me go, let me go, I'm going to kill you bastard!)" Lan Chen only used two Tang shi was picked up with his fingers.

Tang Shi waved his little claws in the air, but he couldn't scratch Lan Chen at all.

Zhou You's eyes darkened for a moment, and he took Tang Shi from Lan Chen's hand. Tang Shi stood in Zhou You's palm and gritted his teeth at Lan Chen.but……

"Pfft... ahahaha, Zuo Chen, your chinchilla is very cute, how did I attract the hatred of this five scumbags?" Lan Chen said with a smile.

Zhou You: Everywhere you are deeply attracted to Ah Shi's hatred.

Tang Shi: I'm going to make a fuss!

"I just raised it recently, I didn't expect it to be so cute." With a smile in his eyes, Zhou You put Tang Shi into his pocket.

Tang Shi: I don't want to stay in this cold place!

Tang shi bit open the cloth in his pocket and returned to the place where he was at the beginning.

Wait Σ(°△°|||)︴, why did the baby jump out just now? !The little bitch didn't have to kill her yet!

"Restart the computer yourself, if it doesn't work, ask someone from the technical department to fix it." Zhou You said.

"No, it's embarrassing for me to ask someone from the technical department." Lan Chen struggled for himself a few times.

"Then do you think it's appropriate to invite me?" Zhou You said, glanced at him, and returned to his seat.

Tang Shi, who was hiding in his clothes, wagged his short tail ing

however--

Tang shi felt that his position as an attacker was on the verge of collapse, because at night...he hadn't changed back yet!

His little one was lying on Zhou You's penis, and Zhou You could poke him aside with a single finger.

No matter how you look like this, there is no way to have sex.

Zhou You picked up Tang Shi, and was about to put him on the pillow and sleep together.

Tang Shi waved his little paws, but it was useless, "Squeak! (I can still attack, I can!)"

Zhou You stared at him, and silently took out a cotton swab, "Good boy, sleep after rubbing."

Tang Shi: I cried with a squeak!I want to attack, I want to slap you!

Zhou You: Your body is not as big as my penis, so how can you slap.

After Tang Shi landed on the soft pillow, his little butt pouted, and he turned his back to Zhou You to feel sorry for himself.

"Zhizhi. (You all bully the baby, the baby is so pitiful, you still bully me, little Youyou.)"

Zhou You looked at him and stroked him gently with his hand. Tang Shi turned around, hugged him with a finger and rubbed it with his soft face.

Zhou You sighed, "If you really can't change back, I can pinch your body again, stupid."

Tang Shi's ears perked up, and he was immediately refreshed, bouncing on the pillow, "Squeaky. (Then I want a [-]cm penis!)"

Maybe it was too much joy, and it is easy to be sad when extreme joy turns into sadness, but Tang Shi changed back again.

Tang Shi: Baby's [-]cm Tintin QAQ

The author has something to say: Really, I think the little Tang Shi is so cute!star eyes.