Do you have a scholarly tyranny?

Tan Siming has a cold.

Tan Siming was sitting in his study room, holding a cup of hot water in his hands, and his glasses were fogged by the heat from the cup.

Sometimes—for example, when having sex with someone—Tan Siming's ears are always red, and his nose is also red, which can go all the way to his heels;

But now, he has a cold, neither cough nor runny nose, only a little dizzy.That's what the family can see.

Yu Manlu could see it, he just came in, and there was a pack of cold medicine on the table.

When Tan Siming was given the medicine and water, Yu Manlu was extremely nervous: "What's wrong with this? I'll go and call your dad back..."

Tan Yuandao often works shifts and only has half a day off on weekends;

Yu Manlu left this Thursday to go to the provincial capital for an exchange visit with his unit, and he only came back today on Sunday.

She didn't know that her son caught a cold because he knelt on the ground for too long a few nights ago.

"No need, Mom."

Tan Siming shook his head and stopped Yu Manlu.

Yu Manlu led the door and went out.Only then did Tan Siming turn his head, his eyes moved to the camera of the computer next to him, and a warm smile appeared in his eyes.

"Does it hurt?"

"Drink the medicine quickly and get some sleep!"

Xi Hu was sitting on the other side of the screen, almost jumping in anger, "Also, pants! Wear some pants!"

"..."

two hours ago.

Xi Hu was doing his homework in the dormitory, and while writing, he sniffed.

With his legs crossed, he leaned towards the back of the chair, his eyes were open, and he looked at the ceiling. He always felt that the room was filled with the smell of Tan Siming.

After thinking about it, he casually slapped it.

Feeling very empty, lonely and cold——

Lu for myself, how can it compare to his appearance of clearly courting under him?

When the lu was over, he tugged at his collar, feeling less breathable.He took off his sweaty short sleeves and threw them into the laundry basket by the door like shooting a basket.

Tan Siming's screams by the door of his bedroom and on the bed seemed to still be ringing in his ears.

The thought turned around again, and it was ying again.

This time it's not something that can be dismissed casually—it can't be appeased at all.

He spat in his heart, very worried:

"Big brother, this spring is over, what spring are you talking about?"

This buddy is still turning a deaf ear, unmoved like a mountain, extremely stubborn.

Xi Hu struggled for a long time to no avail.

He and his last stubborn, clenched both hands and never let go, one wanted to stop, the other would never surrender, stalemate.

There was nothing wrong with him, so he texted Tan Siming.

[Mingming, what are you doing? ]

Tan Siming never replied to his text messages in a timely manner. Xi Hu reckoned that he must be busy with business and didn't see it.

It's not like myself, when I'm thinking about Lulu when I have nothing to do, and the text messages come back whizzing.

[Reading, what? ]

Look, it's really doing business.

[miss you……]

Another post: [Missing you, wanting to fuck you...]

wait a while...

[Turn on the computer QQ, let's video. ]

After receiving the new reply, Xi Hu's mind was suddenly filled with all kinds of nude chat plays, and a buddy who was still persisting in his crotch became more motivated, forcing him to fight to the end.

Xi Hu's fingers were twitching a little, and he could hardly touch the keyboard.

He clicked on the chat dialog box and accepted the video invitation.

But he was very disappointed to see Tan Siming sitting in front of the table with his eyelashes drooping, looking upright, stroking the pages of the book with his hands, and reading the book seriously.

The book cover is "Meditations on Beauty".

It was so fitting.

Xi Hu thought, it's better not to disturb people's reading.

Standing on the crossbar under the chair with two legs, facing the computer screen on the table, taking a deep breath——

The eyes turned into fantasy touches, silently tasting the people on the screen.

The movements of his hands became faster and faster, and finally, the buddy at the bottom threw away his helmet and armor and was defeated.

"Well……"

Xi Hu rolled his throat, gasped, closed his eyes, pondered for a while, and opened them again.

Tan Siming seemed to have finished reading part of it. He picked up the bookmark at hand, pinched it, raised his eyebrows, and asked him: "Is someone looking for you? I heard there seems to be news."

Xi Hu's notification volume was set to the lowest level, but Tan Siming could hear it clearly.

Xi Hu moved the cursor to the lower right corner, and saw that it was true: Xu Yanran's profile picture flickered like a flash bomb, and it felt like if he didn't click on it, it would blow up his computer.

Xi Hu clicked on the chat box with Xu Yanran——

@爱你 is worse than loving yourself: Are you there?

@爱你不如爱自己: I heard that you openly had sex in the dormitory on Friday night?

@爱你不住爱自己: Very few people know about this, if it wasn’t for some connections, this fairy still wouldn’t dare to believe it…[笑笑.jpg]

@爱你不住爱自己: Is it true?With whom? [Indecent.gif]

@爱你不住爱自己: Is it from our school?People from other schools cannot enter our dormitory building at all.

@爱你不住爱自己: Don’t pretend to be dead, just give me an accurate statement to satisfy my curiosity! [Star Eyes.gif]

What kind of curiosity, maybe it's a gossip heart——Xi Hu was in a daze, and replied to Xu Yanran's message.

@别当人是病猫猫: Who did you listen to?

Even if they broke up with him, Qiao Yuenan, who is timid, will feel uncomfortable at most, and will not talk nonsense to others.

On the floor of Xi Hu's dormitory, all the senior high school students moved out, and it was impossible for anyone to come up and see anything if he was the only new boarding student who moved in.

The first person Xi Hu thought of, and the only one left to doubt, was Xiao Xiao.

But he didn't have much contact with that girl... What if she didn't say it and wronged someone?

@爱你不住爱自己: My God, you finally acquiesced!

@爱你不住爱自己: Reuters news, you don’t need to know how it came—I can barely tell you, it seems that someone in a science class said it first.

The scope narrowed.Xi Hu sent Tan Siming a screenshot of the chat while calling Tian Tian.

"If you don't call me for 800 years, there will be nothing good--tell me, what's the matter?" As soon as Tian Tian answered, Xi Hu was able to be on the other end of the phone, imagining how someone hated him to the point of blowing his nose.

"Big event!" Xi Hu let go, "Sweet Mom, your son has been rumored, and now he is in danger..."

"Oh, are you talking about Siming?"

Tian Tian also lost interest in making complaints about his idioms at his fingertips 800 years ago. Instead, she grasped the key point of "son", and all of a sudden, Xi Hu's tone of begging for nothing was weak.

Tan Siming obviously also recalled the discussion about his son and daughter-in-law, looking at him and laughing from the other side of the screen.

The more Xi Hu looked, he didn't know how to answer the conversation.

"Do you want to say: Someone didn't let Tan Siming go home the night before, and they messed with him on the bed, so that the bed was almost torn apart?"

Tian Tian picked it up for him, and gave him a direct demonstration of what it means to use idioms flexibly——

"Such a matter of certainty and certainty on the bed, what are you talking about rumors? If you want to fool people, you should also look at the object?"

Xi Hu: "..."

Xi Hu: "Who leaked the news?"

"You think my brain is a display? I was studying at school on Saturday, and I wanted to talk to Tan Siming about self-enrollment, but it turned out—"

Tian Tian dragged out his tone, "It's almost midnight, and he hasn't come yet."

Xi Hu: "..."

Xi Hu rubbed his temples, and felt that if he continued to fight with people like this, he could directly enter the adult scene.

Looking at Tan Siming who was turning the pages of the book with his head bowed, he thought to himself, could it be that he is shy?

Soon, Tan Siming turned a page——Xi Hu expelled the completely unrealistic daydream of "Tan Siming is shy" from his mind, which was a bit of a sign when the two were not together.

In any case, every minute and every second of the video should be cherished, and the nonsense that is not suitable for children can be saved as much as possible.

Quickly get to the point: "Yes, yes, I was the one who was messing with your son—I heard that the science class was the first to know about this, but they only knew that I was messing with `people, and didn't know who was being `fucked— ——Xiao Tiantian, can you help me find out who started it?"

Tian Tian let out a contemptuous laugh.

"Just a gossip, you don't know anyone in our class."

He was still thinking about the suspect, but he directly locked on the perpetrator. Xi Hu was surprised by the speed.

"Huh? How do you know she knows? How does she know?"

"She doesn't know you, but she's Xiao Xiao's roommate—the school girl. That night, Lihua cried so much that she went back to the female dormitory with rain. She probably was asked out when she was sad."

"..."

"This matter has nothing to do with the school belle named Xiao Xiao. It's the girl in our class. I don't know if it's to fight for injustice or to fear that the world will not be chaotic. I posted more than a dozen posts on the school post bar at once. It's like, I thought you saw it?"

Xi Hu: "..."

With the "ear piercing" bitten by Tan Siming on both sides, Xi Hu is either studying hard these days, or thinking about how to get people.

How can I have time to swipe the post bar and play with my mobile phone?

So I missed it.

Just listening to Tian Tian's words, Xi Hu could imagine what kind of bloodbath it was.

He immediately went to private chat with Xu Yanran to confirm.

Xu Yanran's deceitful face was pierced, so she had no choice but to admit it.

Xu Yanran's gossip is still very professional, so she sent him a screenshot of the Post Bar at that time.

Sure enough, a bunch of title parties——

There are UC bodies:

Shock!Behind the wet school flower is actually...

There are also into the body of science:

On Friday night, there was a mysterious bed shaking sound upstairs.Behind the tears of those who heard it, is there another adultery?Or mad?Is it the distortion of human nature, or the loss of morality?Stay tuned - "The Sound of Bed Shaking from Upstairs".

Xi Hu: "..."

It exploded, and it exploded with joy!

I also heard Tian Tian say: "I used all resources to check the IP address of the rhythmic post that was posted first - it is also the IP in the school, which can be accurate to the bed - then I abused the authority of the bar owner and deleted all the posts. The person who posted it was directly banned."

Xi Hu: "..."

This solicitation of credit is not concealed at all, there must be some ulterior purpose.

"Submit, if I don't accept anyone, I will submit to you."

Xi Hu sighed, "Then, did you go looking for someone?"

"Of course, the nonsense made me physically and mentally exhausted, and I felt that at least ten years of life would be lost."

Tian Tian smiled, and the laughter was very eerie, which fulfilled Xi Hu's guess, "I've solved this shameful matter between you two, how can you thank me?"

Xi Hu: "..."

Tan Siming was reading a book at first, but listened quietly, and suddenly made a sound.

"I heard Qiao Yuenan that night."

Tian Tian: "...you two are together now?"

Tan Siming didn't explain, but just moved a pen to the side and was writing study notes.

"Qiao Yuenan came to me halfway and said that I was screaming too loudly, that I was a bitch and was beaten by your daughter-in-law."

Tian Tian immediately stopped talking about Tan Siming's eavesdropping, and stopped asking for hush money.

Straightforward: "Crying because of her school belle?"

Xi Hu shuddered, and said cautiously, "Yes..."

"Fuck it! You idiot!"

Tian Tian scolded, scolding fast enough and ruthlessly.

He also took a sip: "When a man is in love with a woman, go and put shit on someone's face, what a f*cking sightless thing... Was my old lady blind before? Fancy such an ex-boyfriend?"

Xi Hu: "..."

This is the reason why Xi Hu doesn't want to call Tian Tian at all - usually facing that very "little sweet" face, he can hold his breath and hold his breath for a while, but when he makes a call, the girl As soon as the image was disillusioned, when Tian Tian started to scold others, only spittle was left flying in his ears.

"Blind or not, I don't know..."

Tian Tian was still cursing there, making Xi Hu tremble.

"...I only respect you for being a man, hold back your words!"

……

After hanging up the phone, Xi Hu was puzzled, so he went to ask Tan Siming.

"How did you think of telling her?"

He swallowed a certain word, "Don't you still hate Qiao Yuenan in your heart because you were said...?"

When Tan Siming heard that Xi Hu was calling him by his real name, he seemed to have expected it a long time ago, and nodded in agreement without being surprised at all.

Xi Hu was puzzled and said, "Didn't you still persuade me at that time, saying that I had beaten someone before, and that it was very enjoyable to watch?"

"A moment in spring night is worth a thousand gold."

Tan Siming's voice was a little hoarse, as if he was reminiscing about that night.

"Besides, I haven't heard anyone scold him yet, so you just called Tian Tian."

Xi Hu: "..."

Well, Tan Siming won't swear at people himself.

Tian Tian undoubtedly became the best candidate - he knows himself and the enemy, and has rich experience in cursing - Xi Hu admitted that he also enjoyed listening to it.

Xi Hu trembling again, sighed: "Obviously, you are a little unkind."

They all knew that although Tian Tian had completely broken up with Qiao Yuenan, in the final analysis, he was still a little bit concerned.

"If she doesn't threaten you, I won't say it."

Xi Hu: "..."

A certain sweet mother treats people as "sons", and this so-called "son" cheats her mother without even blinking an eyelid!

"Ok."

Xi Hu changed his words unprincipled, "It would be great if she could give up her heart."

Suddenly he thought: If Tian Tian also cried like Xiao Xiao and Qiao Yuenan, who had endured her for ten years, would he be able to bear it?

Is it also possible to provoke Qiao Yuenan to come to her door for her man?

"impossible."

Tan Siming seemed to see through what he was thinking, "Tian Tian is herself, and she will not back down because of anyone."

After Xi Hu listened, he didn't speak.

One of the two resumed reading the book, and the other continued reading, and fell silent for a while.

Xi Hu suddenly saw that Xu Yanran sent himself another screen message.

@爱你不如爱自己: Who is it that you do bed exercises with you?

@爱你不是爱自己：Who the hell is it! !

@爱你 is worse than loving yourself: Girlfriend?

@爱你 is worse than loving yourself: Boyfriend?

@爱你不住爱自己: From other classes?

@爱你不是爱自己：Our class?

The last one is——

@爱你不住爱自己: If I don’t tell you about the bed shock, if I don’t say it, no one will know. [Smile.jpg]

Xi Hu also smiled slightly—is he negotiating terms with him?

@别想人是病猫猫: It’s okay, you can say whatever you want.

@爱你 is worse than loving yourself: ...?

@别当人是病猫猫: If you say it, it won’t do me any harm?

Xu Yanran's gossip has become a god, the more she hides other people's affairs, the more she can dig through them, it's better to appear indifferent, and the girl will stop.

@爱你不是爱自己：…Are you serious?

@别当人是病猫: As you know, there are the most girls in liberal arts classes.

@别当人是病猫: Originally, I’m already famous, I don’t mind if you make me more famous——if you say it…

@Love you is worse than loving yourself:?

@爱你不住爱自己：Say it out, what will happen?

@爱你不住爱自己: Don't be a fool!

Xi Hu just went to see Tan Siming again, and was startled by her news, so he had no choice but to carry on shamelessly to the end.

@别比人是病猫: Everyone will know that the whole department is upstairs and downstairs--the school grass Xihu is not only handsome, but also very good at work.

@Love you is worse than loving yourself:  …

@别当人是病猫: Hey, think about it, isn’t it pretty?

@Love you is worse than loving yourself:  …

@Love you is worse than loving yourself: I have never seen such a narcissistic...[vomit.gif]

@别比人是病猫: Fairy, stop throwing up, and wave your invisible cursor...

@爱你 is worse than loving yourself: ...?

@别比人是病猫: Move to the left again... see my name.

@Love you is worse than loving yourself:  …

@别当人是病猫: Just changed the new name, isn’t it good?

@爱你不如爱自己: You won...

@Love you is worse than loving yourself: I won’t say it...[Crash.gif]

@别比人是病猫: [Shake hands.gif] Let’s stop talking, I’m going to make out with our dear. [Goodbye.gif]

@爱你不住爱自己: Let me vomit for a while...[vomit.gif]

Xi Hu reopened the chat dialog box with Tan Siming.

"Honey, how long are you going to read this book?"

At the same time, Tan Siming seemed to have finally finished reading, closed the book, and stood up.

From the table to the bookshelf.

As soon as the person on the screen stood and walked away, Xi Hucai's eyes widened as if he had discovered a new world.

——Below Tan Siming, he was wearing a pair of shorts.

In fact, it is a very normal and ordinary kind: boxer, square, and the trousers cover the thighs, revealing the two legs below.

Xi Hu himself often walks the birds at home. He actually knows that Tan Siming's clothes are too upright for a man.

But as a full-fledged leg control, he really can't think about it.

Tan Siming probably wanted to pick up a book on the top of the bookshelf, and was standing on tiptoe - his legs were straight, and he went up so lightly, his buttocks were raised, and his buttocks trembled.

This time, not only was he wishful thinking, but he also wanted to get into it directly.

Xi Hu straightened his eyes.

Tan Siming seemed to feel his blood spurting, turned around, looked at the screen, and smiled.

"Why do you have a nosebleed?"

Xi Hu: "..."

Stretch out your hand and touch it: the blood is really gushing out, very violently.

"Let's discuss..."

With difficulty, Xi Hu was stuffing toilet paper up his nose.

Tan Siming just looked at him in embarrassment, still laughing: "Huh?"

"—Can you stop teasing me?"

The author has something to say:

Transition chapter.It will be updated tomorrow, and the reason for asking for leave: The number of words is too high, one chapter is worth two. (Don't say anything about chat records to make up the word count, I won't listen!)

The set after this chapter.

Tian Tian: Author!I want to quit!

Author: how?

Tian Tian: What the hell is wrong with my luck? There is such a one and only heroine on the stage, and she has finally appeared on the stage for so long, and she still shows her as a swearing image?Author, your conscience has been eaten by dogs?We supporting actors are not your own?

Author: No.Who gave you so much confidence as a supporting role?

Tian Tian: Fuck!No more acting!

Author: The protest is invalid. (Turning to the crew) Director, where did you find the actors, dare to show embarrassment to the author?Accountant, I don't need to pay her today's salary.

Tian Tian: ...