I want to get an ID card

Bai Feng regretted it. He shouldn't yearn for human life, and shouldn't be obsessed with that ID card.

Is it bad to be a bird?Are you uncomfortable being a bird?Why do I need an ID card?He can clearly think of a bird as a bird, and a human as a human. He is so unique in the world, but now he is made loveless by a human being.Very angry!

He lay down and didn't want to move, and didn't want to talk to Xue Zixian. Although Xue Zixian kept touching him with his fingers, it didn't affect his sleep at all.When he woke up, the soft touch under his body was strange and comfortable, and he stretched his wings involuntarily.

Opening his eyes, Bai Feng almost went blind.

By myself in a birdcage.

A golden birdcage.

The fluff that was nestled under his body was as soft as a cloud, and he could smell it immediately, it was lamb's wool.

Tut tut.The golden birdcage is added with lamb's wool, and there is a small crystal clear water bowl inside.

Refined and luxurious.

he likes!

Standing up unhurriedly, walked to the small jade bowl with graceful steps, bowed his head and took a few sips of water, thinking about how that silly cat usually pleases Xue Zixian... After thinking for a while, it seemed like he did it As if making a difficult decision, he shook his wings and chirped outside the cage. After three seconds, Xue Zixian came over.

"Do you like it?" Xue Zixian bent down and looked at Bai Feng.

Bai Feng was in a free state before, coming and going like the wind, but now living in a birdcage, Xue Zixian suddenly felt a little excited.

Hide and lock away favorite things.I want to be seen by others, but I don't want to.

Only now did Xue Zixian feel that he was afraid that Bai Feng would run away one day.

He picked up a piece of strawberry with a small silver fork and handed it over, watching Bai Feng eat it bite by bite.

"Will you fly away someday?" Xue Zixian asked.

Bai Feng said without raising his head, "I will be back."

"You mean you will really go?"

"They have a dog and go out for a walk, why can't I fly out to play." After eating the strawberries on the fork, Bai Feng signaled Xue Zixian to have another piece quickly.

Xue Zixian couldn't care less about feeding him strawberries. Hearing that he would fly away, he wished he could push this broken bird into the cage right now, close the door of the cage and put a lock on it.

"If you leave, no one will feed you strawberries." Xue Zixian inserted a piece and waved it in front of Bai Feng's eyes. "Pineapples, apples, oranges, and big cherries."

When I heard the big cherry and white maple, I stopped being embarrassed. It was big and licked. It was still imported. I heard that it was very expensive.

He reflected for a while, and wondered if he only knew how to eat in Xue Zixian's eyes.He didn't want his benefactor to think that he was neglecting his work, so he immediately stood at attention and reported to his work: "Last night, Daju scratched through the screen of the window on the second floor and jumped out. I arrived in time to stop him and the little wild cat outside. inappropriate contact, brought it back."

"You went out," Xue Zixian muttered, "I didn't even notice."

Bai Feng patted him with his wings: "The point is that I got Daju back."

"Yeah." Xue Zixian was in a bad mood, "but I didn't notice it. I didn't sleep so deeply before." So, what if one day he woke up and his bird ran away?

Sure enough, Bai Feng should be locked up.

Xue Zixian began to understand Song Wenbin's abnormality, and even wanted to find time to meet and ask for some experience...

This is not a good sign.

Sure enough, it is not a good thing to invite Song Cheng.

Xue Zixian decided that when Song Cheng came today, he would settle the salary with him and let him go home and become the second young master of the Song family.

Bai Feng didn't know what he was thinking, but when he saw that his benefactor didn't praise him for his ability, and even lost his mind, he felt a little anxious.

"I said I want to protect you, so I will definitely protect you. Don't look at me, although I am asleep at night, but in fact... well, you don't understand."

Bai Feng then reported his work results: the mosquitoes were eliminated, the bugs were caught, and the moths were driven away.

These things were too simple, if it wasn't for fear of scaring Xue Zixian, let alone pushing a wheelchair, it would be a piece of cake for him to fight against his benefactor.

Oh, can't resist.He is the patron of money, so he can only hug him.

Maybe Xiaoniao said bugs, but Daju looked over and meowed.

"Not today, I caught it for you."

Xue Zixian captured the conversation between the two animals: "What are you catching? What does Daju want?"

"Big orange is so cute that it eats bugs."

"..." Xue Zixian glanced at his orange cat, why does such a cute cat eat bugs! "can not eat!"

"It's a cat's nature," Bai Feng said, "Cats actually like birds the most."

"No," Xue Zixian didn't want to hear, "Cats like canned food the most."

Humans really don't understand animals.

Bai Feng didn't want to entangle him too much in this regard: "You are the boss, you have the final say."

After talking about these trivial things, Bai Feng felt a little embarrassed, these things were too small, and he didn't even care about them.Looking at the golden birdcage the boss prepared for him, he felt guilty.

Xue Zixian's cell phone rang, and after answering, he called out to his mother.

Bai Feng is very curious about the mobile phone, it has the same effect as Qianli Transsion, and it is very interesting to watch all kinds of videos on it.However, mobile phones also have weaknesses, such as fast and slow Internet speeds, such as no signal.

Bai Feng puffed out his chest.He never loses his signal.As long as Xue Zixian was in danger, he decided to know and arrive as soon as possible.

Moreover, even without a mobile phone, he could still find Xue Zixian and come to him.

Thinking of this, Bai Feng regained that arrogant and proud look.

Xue Zixian hung up the phone and said to Bai Feng, "I'm going back this weekend."

"The boss has something to tell you."

"You come with me."

"Okay, I will protect you." Bai Feng promised.

"No need." After answering the phone, Xue Zixian became in a bad mood again. He really wanted to confide in others, but there was too much rubbish in his heart, and he was just an ordinary person who was a little stronger than ordinary people.

"Boss, you can tell me if you have anything to do." Bai Feng is very self-conscious about a bodyguard, he can't just catch cats and bugs all the time, and eat so many things from him, he feels uneasy. I can do it."

Xue Zixian pinched his tiny bird's beak: "Silence? Just your small body? I don't want to see you being plucked."

"Whoever plucks a single hair from me, I will skin him."

Listen, a bird can speak wild words, it really is Xue Zixian's bird.

However, thinking of the power of Bai Feng's beak, he felt that it was not impossible.

After Song Cheng came, he began to arrange healthy recipes for Xue Zixian. Xue Zixian told him euphemistically that his aunt's feet were well, and he was also well.He didn't say anything later, he hoped that Song Cheng would experience it himself.

Song Cheng asked Xue Zixian awkwardly, "Are you going to fire me?"

"You are Song Wenbin's younger brother." Xue Zixian said, "No one dares to fire you."

"I don't want to just be his younger brother!" Song Cheng seemed to have suppressed it for a long time, but now he seemed to have got a trigger and burst out instantly.

Xue Zixian was shocked when he heard the words, but soon calmed down.After all, he can accept Song Wenbin's metamorphosis, so there is nothing he can't accept about Song Cheng's words.

"I always thought it was Wenbin's wishful thinking, but I didn't expect it was not." Xue Zixian was even happy for his friend. This guy finally got what he wanted and no longer needs to be perverted, "You can tell Wenbin directly, you will have a happy ending."

Xue Zixian only cares about enlightenment, other morals and ethics are not within his scope of consideration, and it is not the business of his Xue family, whose surname is Song.

After hearing his number, Song Cheng greeted him with a face, but then the greeting turned into shock, and then from shock to bewilderment.When he woke up, he was already outside Xue Zixian's house.

Song Cheng was in a hurry, slapped the door and shouted: "Mr. Xue, open the door! What do you mean just now! Mr. Xue, please open the door! Brother Xue, I know you heard you open the door! Please explain clearly to me! Xue Zi envy you Open the door! Xue Zixian, you can't do this! Open the door!"

The villa area is very quiet, Song Cheng's voice is not loud, but the transmission in the open community is extremely silky, and the words are clear.

That night, Xue Zixian was on the hot search again.

#Xue Zixian opens the door#

#薛子贤You tell me clearly#

#Xue Zixian White Clothes Youth#

#薛常 Xue Ge Xue Zixian#

#Xue Zixian Wheelchair Attack#

What the hell is that last topic!

Xu Xian called and informed Xue Zixian almost as soon as he was trending on the Internet.The person who uploaded the video at first had only an ellipsis in the post on Weibo. He never expected that this video would be a hot search.

He deleted this post after someone left a message, 'The person in the video seems to be calling Xue Zixian'.

Because the shooting angle happened to be on the oblique side of Xue Zixian's house, if Xue Zixian saw it, it would be easy to know who took the photo and uploaded it.Originally, he just had a kind of loneliness of "I have a big melon, but I can only eat it by myself", but he found that netizens really worked too hard to eat melons.He was scared.

Although the blog was deleted, the video was saved by others. In order to eat melons, those who saved it uploaded it again.In order to attract attention, people from all directions are invited to eat melons at their own home, and the accompanying texts are also wonderful.And the addition of the marketing account added fuel to the flames, but the marketing account didn't care who was the first uploader. In order to earn popularity, each of them wanted to reach into the video and transfer the body of the person who knocked on the door. Come here and hit him in the face with the camera.

Xu Xian called Xue Zixian to tell him that the call lasted only a minute or so, and he was still discussing with the newly acquired operator about removing hot searches, and several hot searches about Xue Zixian on the Internet had already disappeared. He disappeared without a trace, and even the uploaded videos were deleted.

"You move so fast?"

Operations are also at a loss: "It's not us."

Needless to say, Xu Xian, the operation over there contacted the platform and quickly told Xu Xian the answer: "It's the Song family."

After Xue Zixian learned about it, he was as expected.With such a fast speed, who else could it be besides Song Wenbin.However, he was surprised by the other party's possessiveness towards Song Cheng.

Opened WeChat to find Song Wenbin, and sent him a thank you.

Song Wenbin replied quickly: It's nothing, just settle the bill.

Immediately, a picture showing the amount was sent to Xue Zixian's cell phone.

Xue --- not at all.

Song---Brothers settle accounts clearly.

Xue---I forwarded it to Brother Ling?

Song --- Don't bother, let's tie ours first, and I will tie his own.

Xue --- the video includes him and me, half of the family?

Song---deal.

Xue---【Transfer】

Song --- transfer to my card, WeChat has a cash withdrawal fee, there is no need for outsiders to make a fortune.

Xue---You can click first, then take a screenshot, and then forward it to me.Save the pictures, you know.

Song --- makes sense.

Song---【Transfer】

Song --- collect the money, you also cut a picture.

Where is Song---people?

Song --- collect money! !

Song---Damn!Dog Xue!Withdrawal fee is not money!

Song --- not a person!

Xue---not as good as you.He is obviously a beast, so he has to pretend to be gentle.

Song --- The Jack Beats Your Chest.jpg

Xue---Admiralty Cover Rebounds.jpg

Bai Feng leaned close to Xue Zixian's face and looked at the screen. He didn't understand that the two of them were still exchanging texts for a second, and then they were posting pictures. The pictures contained more violent actions.

Internet fight?Wouldn't it be better to fight face to face?What's the point of virtual fights? After posting the pictures, there will be no pictures available. But in hand-to-hand combat, as long as the opponent is still alive, they can be beaten forever.

"I can come forward."

Xue Zixian was complacent because he had a slight advantage in the emoji package. When he heard Xiaoniao's words, he didn't turn his mind for a moment: "What are you doing?"

Bai Fengyi pointed to Song Wenbin's profile picture on WeChat, and the other party just sent a picture of [[-] tons of Taishan pressure top.jpg]: "You don't have any pictures anymore. The picture can only be used once." It is the same as using props.

Xue Zixian showed unwillingness.

"Give me his address, and I'll beat him up."

"No, we're just kidding around." Xue Zixian had no doubts. If he nodded, he would probably see the news of Song Wenbin's sudden death on the headlines tomorrow.

Don't look at this bird as a small one, but he hasn't forgotten how the windshield of the car was broken.

Bai Feng glanced at the mobile phone with a black screen, everyone outside would have one in their hands, transfer money, chat, take pictures and pay, and some people would use it to find a sex partner. He didn't need any of these, so he didn't have a mobile phone.

Xue Zixian went to take a bath at night, and Bai Feng looked at the mobile phone on the table.He glanced at the bathroom, then at his phone.It usually takes Xue Zixian about four to ten minutes to take a shower, which is enough for him to play with his mobile phone for a while.

"Yes, first tap it to light up the screen." Bai Feng whispered to himself, touched it with his wings, and the screen lit up.

"Then, I remembered to enter the password."

Xue Zixian did not use facial recognition, but a password to enter.When he entered the password, he didn't shy away from Bai Feng at all, Bai Feng even knew his payment password.

He tapped his paw, but the combination lock didn't respond, so he tried a little harder...

Xue Zixian came out of the bathroom and saw Bai Feng who usually flew into his arms after he finished taking a bath, but now he flew into the cage and fell asleep.He didn't care, he just thought the bird was tired.

Bai Feng opened one eye, watching Xue Zixian manipulating the wheelchair to pick up the phone, he closed his eyes, hid his head in his stomach, and covered himself with his wings.

Xue Zixian stared at the cracks on the screen and was stunned.When the screen lit up and displayed the number keys, he raised his eyebrows.

Obviously, the number 7 was targeted.

Xue Zixian's wheelchair is electric. Hearing the sound of the rolling wheels getting closer and closer to him, Bai Feng let out a sleepy snore.

"Chirp~cup~~"

This guilty conscience is too obvious, Xue Zixian wanted to scare him, but seeing Bai Feng's soft and fluffy curls into a ball, he just wanted to pinch him.

"Sleeping here at night? Don't stay with me?" Xue Zixian watched the little orange bird's body heaving and falling, and poked it with his hand.

Bai Feng insisted on pretending to sleep to the end.

Xue Zixian picked up one of his legs, which was small and thin, so he moved very slowly and lightly, for fear of breaking it.At this moment, he had forgotten how strong this bird was.

The soft belly was exposed, Bai Feng didn't move at all, it's just a bird anyway, there's no shame in seeing it all.

Seeing that Bai Feng was determined not to wake up, Xue Zixian had no choice but to go to sleep by himself.After going to bed, he sent Xu Xian a message, asking him to buy two new mobile phones tomorrow morning.

After turning off the lights, when Xue Zixian thought he was going to sleep alone today, a little guy fell on the pillow next to him, and it came quietly.He hooked the corners of his mouth in the dark, and said 'good night' silently.

"Chirp~" Bai Feng responded.

In the blink of an eye, it was the weekend, and Bai Feng tidied himself up in the mirror: "Beautiful!" He touched the phone on the side with his paw, "Take a picture for me."

Xue Zixian bought two mobile phones that day, one for Bai Feng.There is a number in the phone, and WeChat and Weibo are registered. Under Bai Feng's strong request, he even downloaded Taobao and bound a credit card, which belongs to Xue Zixian.

After a set of operations, Xue Zixian believed that Bai Feng was a human being, but it was obvious that the other party was a bird.

It's just that Bai Feng is quite crazy, but maybe this phone will be useful one day, after all, Bai Feng can answer the phone, well, as long as he controls his strength.

Bai Feng took a few poses, Xue Zixian sent them to himself through WeChat after taking the pictures.

"I think I can make money." Bai Feng looked at his beautiful figure in the photo, "Start a live broadcast or something. I think there are dogs and you can also broadcast, and I can do it too."

"That won't work," Xue Zixian said with a smile, "You are my bodyguard, keep a low profile, otherwise many people will pay attention to me, and I will be very dangerous."

Bai Feng thought for a while, and felt a little unwilling, but there was nothing he could do: "Okay, hey, I've really been wronged."

Xue Zixian smiled: "Being my bodyguard really wronged you."

"It's good that you know." A huge opportunity to make money has been lost.

"Even if you start a live broadcast and authenticate the broadcaster, you still need ID information. Don't forget why you came to me."

The author has something to say: Bai Fengnu: Damn ID card!

My favorite it's dead...

感谢在2020-05-1914:38:31~2020-05-2011:26:19期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 cold dew;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!