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At night, after Xue Zixian washed up and was about to go to bed, he saw two orange cats on his bed and a bird on his pillow, it was very lively.

"You guys sleep here, where do I sleep?" He thought it was funny, he actually had to worry about not having enough beds one day.

Bai Feng looked at the orange cat, and decided to move it by himself. He patted the half-meter-wide ground around him with his wings: "Come here."

"Hey, with such a big bed, I only have this little space?" Xue Zixian opened the bed.

"I'll kick it down before I go out in a while."

"Are you going out?" Going out again?Go out every night!

Bai Feng hurriedly explained: "The man gave you medicine today, of course I'm going to have a look."

"No need," Xue Zixian held him down, "I've already sent someone to watch. Why don't you go out at night? You don't know how dangerous it is at night."'

Bai Feng enjoyed the other party's concern, but being held down like this made him seem unheroic.

"Don't be afraid, I will let Daju protect you."

Xue Zixian turned his back to Bai Feng, and Bai Feng felt that he was talking to a wall.

"You squeak."

"..."

Obviously a big man, he was like a cold-faced hell king during the daytime negotiations, scaring people into cold sweats, but now Bai Feng felt that the other party had period Ai Ai written all over his body.

It suddenly occurred to me that when I found Daju that day, I saw Daju messing around with two female cats.Also, I once slept in an empty bird's nest, and a female bird came back after a while, and then the male bird at home also came back. The scene at that time...is indescribable.

"Hello." He poked Xue Zixian, "I'll be back soon. I promise not to run around, straight distance."

"Heh, the last time I took you back there, you went to Zhou Zisheng's house."

"Did I go to play? I obviously made a lot of money and came back. That's my business."

"Do you dare to say that going to his house in the first place was not for fun?"

"...All right." Bai Feng scratched his head, not knowing how to coax him.He really has no experience with this. "Am I not your bodyguard? And I'm so powerful, and I can understand people's words. Believe me, what I overheard must be more than what you sent people to understand. What's more, I'm worried about you, know more It’s always good, and you can be prepared.”

Seeing that Xue Zixian still didn't turn around, he sighed and said, "If someone else has a bird like me, they will definitely..."

"I'm sure I'll eat you!" Xue Zixian suddenly turned around and interrupted him.He can't hear this.As if someone really wanted to snatch Bai Feng away, "Stop talking nonsense, go and come back quickly."

Bai Feng responded happily, flew to the window sill, turned around and waved his wings to Xue Zixian: "Get some rest."

Xue Zixian looked at him and said, "I'll wait for you to come back. If you don't come back, I won't sleep."

"Don't."

"I'm worried."

Bai Feng had no choice but to nod, waved goodbye to Xue Zixian and went outside, then he muttered: "I can't help it, I'm just so charming. Really, I won't sleep until I come back, how can I act like a baby like this, oops ,Kind of like."

Xue Zixian looked at the empty window sill and waited, the bird really left as soon as it said it would, and didn't look back, so angry.

He thumped the place where Bai Feng was nesting just now, and then saw two identical big oranges looking at him, he became angry from embarrassment: "Go down, is this the place where you should sleep!"

"Meow~" Today's Twolegs is still losing its temper.

There was no way, Daju jumped onto the window sill, ready to report to the master as soon as Bai Feng came back.Erju doesn't know what Daju is doing, but since Daju is lying on the window sill, so is it.The window sill is for everyone.

Xue Zixian patted the cat fur on the bed, the more he patted, the more angry he became.Before the birds didn't come, the house was quiet and the bed was clean, look at it now!I have less and less place to sleep. Not only are there countless cat hairs on the bed, I can't finish sucking it three times a day, and...

He suddenly saw a pink fluff.Carefully picked up the little fluff, looked at the light: "This is Xiaobai's chest hair."

"Meow~" Excellent cat teaser material.

I found one and wanted to find a second one.

Xue Zixian lay on the bed and played with the flashlight, and finally found a small orange fluff, which was very similar to the one just now, a little fluffy one.He held it carefully in his hand, got out of bed and quickly found a small dark bag, and put the fluff in it.

As if thinking of something again, he was about to go to the aisle on the second floor to check the vacuum cleaner. When he was about to walk out the door, he remembered that the aunt at home had cleaned the dust box after vacuuming the bed and the floor. How could it be left at night.

By the way, in the birdcage.

Xue Zixian went to look for Bai Feng's golden birdcage again, but the birdcage was very clean, as if there had never been a bird.

Thinking of Bai Feng sleeping on top of his head these days, he didn't realize that the smile on his face was a bit idiotic.

Press the small bag under his pillow: it turns out that Bai Feng, like other birds, also sheds feathers.

he thinks.

Daju saw his master tossing and turning on the bed suddenly, and decided to report when the little bird came back, so they didn't even know that Twoleg was sick.

The author has something to say: Idiot Xue...

感谢在2020-06-1411:40:55~2020-06-1511:50:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: Hanlu and Maoguo must roll 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!