I want to get an ID card
Chapter 47 I want to figure out my life experience
The house smelled of decay and a little monkey.Seeing the excited and gloomy face of the old man, Bai Feng couldn't help but tremble all over.
This old man might want to eat the monkey...he thought.
After all, there was something about eating monkey brains before, and some people's brain circuits are quite strange. Thinking that monkeys are so smart, it is not impossible to eat them and become immortals.
After all, the world is so big, there are all kinds of birds.Isn't he just a talking bird?
If he ate it, the old man could only eat it himself. He didn't notice the smell of monkeys in the old man's daughter-in-law's house just now.
The old lady suddenly turned her head to look at the window sill, and Bai Feng was about to fly away subconsciously, but soon he felt that it was safer to pretend to be a quail at this time.
Wings folded together, squatting motionless by the window.It was dark at night, and when I looked out from the house, I didn't realize it was a bird.
"Suspicious." The old lady raised her hand and touched her arm, and Bai Feng suddenly saw a few deep scratches on her arm.
The old lady continued to mutter to her son in the photo, and Bai Feng flew away quickly.It is certain that the loss of the little monkey is related to the old lady, but the little monkey is not in the house.
Bai Feng soon found the monkey in a storage room in the underground garage of the community. The little guy was locked in a plastic cage, the kind that pretended to be a cat or a dog.It was lying on its stomach inside, and monkey urine flowed out from the cage all over the place. If he hadn't seen the little monkey sobbing, Bai Feng would have thought it was dead.
Seeing Bai Feng, the little monkey groaned and groaned. It was so soft that it didn't even have the strength to speak. It was in stark contrast to the cat in the previous video who disliked dogs.The monkeys were given medicine, and the dose was quite large.Bai Feng pinched his nose and walked away with a look of disgust: "You are still alive, just squeak when you are alive."
"Squeak~"
"Huh? I squeaked twice, but I still have strength, so I'll come back tomorrow."
The monkey became anxious and couldn't move, so it could only scratch the inside of the box with its fingers.The scuffing sound made Bai Feng extremely uncomfortable, the wings flapped a gust of wind, the box shook, and the little monkey stopped moving.
"It's dishonest if it's all like this." Bai Feng turned into a human form, took the box to a clean place, opened the lock, looked at the monkey with all its hair in strands... decided not to take it away.
Really, so dirty.
Especially the hair on the butt.
Seeing that Bai Feng really didn't intend to save it, the monkey was so anxious that he almost spoke human words.Fortunately, Bai Feng had no problem communicating with animals, so he could only listen to the monkeys being pitiful to him.
The little monkey died of grievances, and cried: "That old lady is not a thing, she tricked me out, and even arrested me, woo woo woo, I'm so pitiful."
"If you ignore her, can she come and lie to you?"
"I was arrested first, sold, and almost eaten as a tonic. This time I was arrested again. I don't want to be a monkey in my next life, I want to be a human." The little monkey wiped tears.
Bai Feng was speechless, and poked it with a small stick on the ground: "What did she use to lie to you? Tell me."
The monkey only cared about his grievances, and didn't mention it at all. Bai Feng saw it, threw the stick on the ground, and stood up: "I'm leaving, go home and sleep."
"No!" Bai Feng sent a bit of spiritual energy to the monkey. The sedative in the monkey's body was no longer effective. It stretched out its claws to grab Bai Feng's trouser leg, but Bai Feng dodged it.
"What did she catch you for? Is she going to eat you?"
"If she eats me, I will definitely run away. I'm not stupid."
What the little monkey said made sense, but Bai Feng didn't understand: "Then what does she want to use you for?" If she catches it and doesn't eat it, what is that for?It can't just be offered up.
He muttered behind his back, but the monkey overheard him: "Why can't we confess, our ancestors also had gods."
"Who?" He asked if he didn't understand.
"Monkey King. Everyone knows."
"I shouldn't care about you."
"Why, you can speak human language and become human again. Didn't you also inherit the divine power of your ancestors?"
Not to mention, when the little monkey said this, Bai Feng really thought about it seriously: "It's possible, but who is my ancestor?" Looking at this earth, who is more beautiful than him!
"Ah, isn't it Phoenix?"
Bai Feng jumped up and beat the monkey.Can Phoenix be compared with himself?Putting it all together, Bai Feng didn't know whether he was at a disadvantage or Fenghuang was at a disadvantage.After all, the phoenixes painted by people nowadays are too exaggerated.All of them praised the Phoenix so beautifully.Tail hair can be as big as it can be drawn, and as long as it can be.I don't even think about how such a big tail can fly.
Seeing is believing, he is the most beautiful, because he is real.
In an instant, he thought of a real estate project of Xue Zixian's company, which was blown into the wings of a phoenix, and Xue Zixian also told him that his parents were particularly enthusiastic about Phoenix.
Ha ha.
I get angry when I think about it.He actually had other birds in his heart.
Then hit the little monkey.
"5555 I was wrong," the little monkey immediately knelt down, "Although I don't know where I was wrong, I was wrong."
Bai Feng has never seen such a bitch monkey, it's still a male monkey.
In order to please Bai Feng, the little monkey picked up the little stick that Bai Feng threw on the ground just now, and handed it to him with both hands: "Why don't you beat me again, it's actually quite comfortable."
"..." Bai Feng looked at the stick and thought of sycamore wood.He was lowered by some creatures just now, so he didn't remember it.
If the Xue family had sycamore wood, which was passed down from generation to generation, then their ancestors might have seen a phoenix.
After all, there was indeed aura left on the wood.
"We still have to do it." Bai Feng pointed at his chin.
"What do you want?" The little monkey stood up, "I can steal it for you."
"You'd better tell me what's going on first."
After a fuss, the sedative in the little monkey's body was exhausted, and it felt that it was that monkey that could turn rivers and seas again.
It turned out that after being reported, the little monkey also knew that he was wrong, which brought a lot of trouble to the little girl and her father.So he didn't dare to open the window after that.However, his nature is hard to change. When he heard the children downstairs calling, he would still go over to have a look.
Those children threw pebbles at it before, but it didn’t feel like it was being bullied, because they couldn’t hit it, and the pebbles fell into the house. It felt that when the little girl came back and saw him messing up the house, he must think he was naughty again. .Anyway, it was thrown in by a child, and it was thrown out again.
"I didn't expect that children can't help beating..."
Bai Feng held back his anger, he couldn't keep haggling with a monkey: "Go on."
"That day, I saw the thing in the old lady's hand. It was different from a rock. It was very fun to bounce. Of course I couldn't bear to look at it, but she was always dangling in front of my eyes...
Bai Feng could basically guess what happened next. The monkey wanted to play with the bouncy ball, but he didn't know how to get it. In short, it flowed out of the house and was caught by the old lady.
"Why don't you want to go back?"
"Because the old lady said that I am not a monkey, what kind of giant ax am I? I am not a monkey, what am I? I also want to find out whether I am a monkey or that giant axe. Hey, I want to be the king of heaven Why is Saint II's monkey not a monkey all of a sudden?"
The little monkey was about to cry again, but Bai Feng didn't understand what a 'giant axe' was?
"Did she ever say what she wants to do? Or what is she going to do with you? Think about it. If she says you're not a monkey but the giant axe, what is she going to do?"
The little monkey opened his eyes and said, "She said, take me to a certain mountain and let me find a certain tree. That kind of tree will bear fruit, and she wants to eat that fruit."
Bai Feng was confused.But at least he found the monkey, and also knew the reason why the old lady caught the monkey: "Are you going back?"
"No," said the little monkey, "I want to find out my life experience."
Bai Feng knew that the little monkey didn't want to find out his life experience at all, but was curious about that kind of fruit.After all, what the old lady said clearly and logically.But it's good for it to stay, he is also very curious about the mountains and trees.Now that the feudal superstitions have been broken, and animals are not allowed to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China, are there any plants with strange energy?
"Hee hee, if I find that kind of fruit, I will definitely bring it to you."
The little monkey's eyes were shining brightly, Bai Feng didn't believe it at all.
"You seem to have taken a stimulant now. The old lady will definitely be suspicious." Bai Feng turned into a bird, and his wings slammed into a gust of wind. The wind brought the monkey a somersault. After falling, the little monkey was knocked Mimi stared.
Kicked the monkey into the cage with the bird's claws, locked it, and patted the box with his wings: "Goodbye."
"..." The monkey gritted his teeth, but there was nothing he could do.
Bai Feng's small body flew swiftly across the city, sometimes flying on his back, sometimes lying down, and sometimes sideways.That is to say, relying on the fact that there were few people in the middle of the night, he flew high again.
The city is noisy and lively during the day, and everyone is glamorous, but at night, just like him, they don't want to be human anymore.
A cat's scream caught his attention. Before changing it, he didn't care about it depending on his mood.After all, every cat has to take care of it, so he is already exhausted now, how can he be brave enough to do justice.But ever since he developed a relationship with Orange Cat, he couldn't hear this kind of voice.
It's okay if I didn't meet it, I met it...
Turning a corner, I was about to stop on the window sill to take a look first, but I saw the person inside holding scissors...
With a bang, he shattered the window glass and flew in directly. The man's screams were very scary in the night. Although they heard it upstairs and downstairs, they didn't want to care about it.
Bai Feng scratched the man's face with his bird's claws, and the man kept crying, covering his face so painful that he couldn't open his eyes.A cut directly through the eyebrows and eyelids.
After he slowed down a bit, the man kept cursing, yelling and yelling all kinds of ugly words.There was a neighbor who didn’t like to be nosy, but was so noisy that he couldn’t sleep. Thinking of the crazy man’s sneakiness, he wondered if he would do something bad again, so he called the police on his mobile phone.When the police arrived, the kitten, which was pressed on the bathroom floor and would be slaughtered by men at any time, had disappeared.If it weren't for the blood and cat hair on the tiles, everything just now seemed like a dream.
Leaving aside what to do after the police arrived, the man's one eye would never see anything in his life anyway.
The kitten was hugged by Bai Feng, trembling.But it knew it was Bai Feng who saved it, so it kept rubbing against Bai Feng.The kitten's ears and feet were injured and its tail was broken, which required medical treatment.And it needs to be taken care of later.Bai Feng is not at ease if he doesn't find a familiar rich man.
He didn't dare to take it back. Although Xue Zixian didn't say anything, he didn't allow any other animals to attract his boss' attention.
The little pitiful in his arms looked at him with watery eyes, and Bai Feng clicked his tongue: "At first glance, it looks like a white lotus cat. You must not take it home."
Bai Feng turned into a bird, and used the bird's claws to grab the cat and wander around, seeing that he really saw an acquaintance.Song Cheng.
Song Cheng is Song Wenbin's younger brother, the second young master of the Song family. Although he is an illegitimate child, he was raised by his brother since he was a child. Moreover, he seems to love to work and earn a good income.Either a service star or a service boss, that's it.
Song Cheng finished work late today, and he was quite nervous at first, and his brother locked the elevator from the garage directly to the house, so he could only enter the house by ringing the doorbell at the gate.
The moment the door opened, he felt something stuffed in his arms.
a cat.
A wounded kitten.
A dirty, injured kitten.
Song Wenbin had a bad face at first, but when he saw the pitiful cat in Song Cheng's arms, he made a wicked smile: "Want to raise it? Want to save it? Please."
"..." I'm not, I don't have it, and I don't know where this cat came from! !
The author has something to say: Bai Feng: Another day of doing good deeds without leaving a name, oh why am I so good~~
感谢在2020-06-2513:33:03~2020-06-2615:44:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: Maoguo must lick, Hanlu 1;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
This old man might want to eat the monkey...he thought.
After all, there was something about eating monkey brains before, and some people's brain circuits are quite strange. Thinking that monkeys are so smart, it is not impossible to eat them and become immortals.
After all, the world is so big, there are all kinds of birds.Isn't he just a talking bird?
If he ate it, the old man could only eat it himself. He didn't notice the smell of monkeys in the old man's daughter-in-law's house just now.
The old lady suddenly turned her head to look at the window sill, and Bai Feng was about to fly away subconsciously, but soon he felt that it was safer to pretend to be a quail at this time.
Wings folded together, squatting motionless by the window.It was dark at night, and when I looked out from the house, I didn't realize it was a bird.
"Suspicious." The old lady raised her hand and touched her arm, and Bai Feng suddenly saw a few deep scratches on her arm.
The old lady continued to mutter to her son in the photo, and Bai Feng flew away quickly.It is certain that the loss of the little monkey is related to the old lady, but the little monkey is not in the house.
Bai Feng soon found the monkey in a storage room in the underground garage of the community. The little guy was locked in a plastic cage, the kind that pretended to be a cat or a dog.It was lying on its stomach inside, and monkey urine flowed out from the cage all over the place. If he hadn't seen the little monkey sobbing, Bai Feng would have thought it was dead.
Seeing Bai Feng, the little monkey groaned and groaned. It was so soft that it didn't even have the strength to speak. It was in stark contrast to the cat in the previous video who disliked dogs.The monkeys were given medicine, and the dose was quite large.Bai Feng pinched his nose and walked away with a look of disgust: "You are still alive, just squeak when you are alive."
"Squeak~"
"Huh? I squeaked twice, but I still have strength, so I'll come back tomorrow."
The monkey became anxious and couldn't move, so it could only scratch the inside of the box with its fingers.The scuffing sound made Bai Feng extremely uncomfortable, the wings flapped a gust of wind, the box shook, and the little monkey stopped moving.
"It's dishonest if it's all like this." Bai Feng turned into a human form, took the box to a clean place, opened the lock, looked at the monkey with all its hair in strands... decided not to take it away.
Really, so dirty.
Especially the hair on the butt.
Seeing that Bai Feng really didn't intend to save it, the monkey was so anxious that he almost spoke human words.Fortunately, Bai Feng had no problem communicating with animals, so he could only listen to the monkeys being pitiful to him.
The little monkey died of grievances, and cried: "That old lady is not a thing, she tricked me out, and even arrested me, woo woo woo, I'm so pitiful."
"If you ignore her, can she come and lie to you?"
"I was arrested first, sold, and almost eaten as a tonic. This time I was arrested again. I don't want to be a monkey in my next life, I want to be a human." The little monkey wiped tears.
Bai Feng was speechless, and poked it with a small stick on the ground: "What did she use to lie to you? Tell me."
The monkey only cared about his grievances, and didn't mention it at all. Bai Feng saw it, threw the stick on the ground, and stood up: "I'm leaving, go home and sleep."
"No!" Bai Feng sent a bit of spiritual energy to the monkey. The sedative in the monkey's body was no longer effective. It stretched out its claws to grab Bai Feng's trouser leg, but Bai Feng dodged it.
"What did she catch you for? Is she going to eat you?"
"If she eats me, I will definitely run away. I'm not stupid."
What the little monkey said made sense, but Bai Feng didn't understand: "Then what does she want to use you for?" If she catches it and doesn't eat it, what is that for?It can't just be offered up.
He muttered behind his back, but the monkey overheard him: "Why can't we confess, our ancestors also had gods."
"Who?" He asked if he didn't understand.
"Monkey King. Everyone knows."
"I shouldn't care about you."
"Why, you can speak human language and become human again. Didn't you also inherit the divine power of your ancestors?"
Not to mention, when the little monkey said this, Bai Feng really thought about it seriously: "It's possible, but who is my ancestor?" Looking at this earth, who is more beautiful than him!
"Ah, isn't it Phoenix?"
Bai Feng jumped up and beat the monkey.Can Phoenix be compared with himself?Putting it all together, Bai Feng didn't know whether he was at a disadvantage or Fenghuang was at a disadvantage.After all, the phoenixes painted by people nowadays are too exaggerated.All of them praised the Phoenix so beautifully.Tail hair can be as big as it can be drawn, and as long as it can be.I don't even think about how such a big tail can fly.
Seeing is believing, he is the most beautiful, because he is real.
In an instant, he thought of a real estate project of Xue Zixian's company, which was blown into the wings of a phoenix, and Xue Zixian also told him that his parents were particularly enthusiastic about Phoenix.
Ha ha.
I get angry when I think about it.He actually had other birds in his heart.
Then hit the little monkey.
"5555 I was wrong," the little monkey immediately knelt down, "Although I don't know where I was wrong, I was wrong."
Bai Feng has never seen such a bitch monkey, it's still a male monkey.
In order to please Bai Feng, the little monkey picked up the little stick that Bai Feng threw on the ground just now, and handed it to him with both hands: "Why don't you beat me again, it's actually quite comfortable."
"..." Bai Feng looked at the stick and thought of sycamore wood.He was lowered by some creatures just now, so he didn't remember it.
If the Xue family had sycamore wood, which was passed down from generation to generation, then their ancestors might have seen a phoenix.
After all, there was indeed aura left on the wood.
"We still have to do it." Bai Feng pointed at his chin.
"What do you want?" The little monkey stood up, "I can steal it for you."
"You'd better tell me what's going on first."
After a fuss, the sedative in the little monkey's body was exhausted, and it felt that it was that monkey that could turn rivers and seas again.
It turned out that after being reported, the little monkey also knew that he was wrong, which brought a lot of trouble to the little girl and her father.So he didn't dare to open the window after that.However, his nature is hard to change. When he heard the children downstairs calling, he would still go over to have a look.
Those children threw pebbles at it before, but it didn’t feel like it was being bullied, because they couldn’t hit it, and the pebbles fell into the house. It felt that when the little girl came back and saw him messing up the house, he must think he was naughty again. .Anyway, it was thrown in by a child, and it was thrown out again.
"I didn't expect that children can't help beating..."
Bai Feng held back his anger, he couldn't keep haggling with a monkey: "Go on."
"That day, I saw the thing in the old lady's hand. It was different from a rock. It was very fun to bounce. Of course I couldn't bear to look at it, but she was always dangling in front of my eyes...
Bai Feng could basically guess what happened next. The monkey wanted to play with the bouncy ball, but he didn't know how to get it. In short, it flowed out of the house and was caught by the old lady.
"Why don't you want to go back?"
"Because the old lady said that I am not a monkey, what kind of giant ax am I? I am not a monkey, what am I? I also want to find out whether I am a monkey or that giant axe. Hey, I want to be the king of heaven Why is Saint II's monkey not a monkey all of a sudden?"
The little monkey was about to cry again, but Bai Feng didn't understand what a 'giant axe' was?
"Did she ever say what she wants to do? Or what is she going to do with you? Think about it. If she says you're not a monkey but the giant axe, what is she going to do?"
The little monkey opened his eyes and said, "She said, take me to a certain mountain and let me find a certain tree. That kind of tree will bear fruit, and she wants to eat that fruit."
Bai Feng was confused.But at least he found the monkey, and also knew the reason why the old lady caught the monkey: "Are you going back?"
"No," said the little monkey, "I want to find out my life experience."
Bai Feng knew that the little monkey didn't want to find out his life experience at all, but was curious about that kind of fruit.After all, what the old lady said clearly and logically.But it's good for it to stay, he is also very curious about the mountains and trees.Now that the feudal superstitions have been broken, and animals are not allowed to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China, are there any plants with strange energy?
"Hee hee, if I find that kind of fruit, I will definitely bring it to you."
The little monkey's eyes were shining brightly, Bai Feng didn't believe it at all.
"You seem to have taken a stimulant now. The old lady will definitely be suspicious." Bai Feng turned into a bird, and his wings slammed into a gust of wind. The wind brought the monkey a somersault. After falling, the little monkey was knocked Mimi stared.
Kicked the monkey into the cage with the bird's claws, locked it, and patted the box with his wings: "Goodbye."
"..." The monkey gritted his teeth, but there was nothing he could do.
Bai Feng's small body flew swiftly across the city, sometimes flying on his back, sometimes lying down, and sometimes sideways.That is to say, relying on the fact that there were few people in the middle of the night, he flew high again.
The city is noisy and lively during the day, and everyone is glamorous, but at night, just like him, they don't want to be human anymore.
A cat's scream caught his attention. Before changing it, he didn't care about it depending on his mood.After all, every cat has to take care of it, so he is already exhausted now, how can he be brave enough to do justice.But ever since he developed a relationship with Orange Cat, he couldn't hear this kind of voice.
It's okay if I didn't meet it, I met it...
Turning a corner, I was about to stop on the window sill to take a look first, but I saw the person inside holding scissors...
With a bang, he shattered the window glass and flew in directly. The man's screams were very scary in the night. Although they heard it upstairs and downstairs, they didn't want to care about it.
Bai Feng scratched the man's face with his bird's claws, and the man kept crying, covering his face so painful that he couldn't open his eyes.A cut directly through the eyebrows and eyelids.
After he slowed down a bit, the man kept cursing, yelling and yelling all kinds of ugly words.There was a neighbor who didn’t like to be nosy, but was so noisy that he couldn’t sleep. Thinking of the crazy man’s sneakiness, he wondered if he would do something bad again, so he called the police on his mobile phone.When the police arrived, the kitten, which was pressed on the bathroom floor and would be slaughtered by men at any time, had disappeared.If it weren't for the blood and cat hair on the tiles, everything just now seemed like a dream.
Leaving aside what to do after the police arrived, the man's one eye would never see anything in his life anyway.
The kitten was hugged by Bai Feng, trembling.But it knew it was Bai Feng who saved it, so it kept rubbing against Bai Feng.The kitten's ears and feet were injured and its tail was broken, which required medical treatment.And it needs to be taken care of later.Bai Feng is not at ease if he doesn't find a familiar rich man.
He didn't dare to take it back. Although Xue Zixian didn't say anything, he didn't allow any other animals to attract his boss' attention.
The little pitiful in his arms looked at him with watery eyes, and Bai Feng clicked his tongue: "At first glance, it looks like a white lotus cat. You must not take it home."
Bai Feng turned into a bird, and used the bird's claws to grab the cat and wander around, seeing that he really saw an acquaintance.Song Cheng.
Song Cheng is Song Wenbin's younger brother, the second young master of the Song family. Although he is an illegitimate child, he was raised by his brother since he was a child. Moreover, he seems to love to work and earn a good income.Either a service star or a service boss, that's it.
Song Cheng finished work late today, and he was quite nervous at first, and his brother locked the elevator from the garage directly to the house, so he could only enter the house by ringing the doorbell at the gate.
The moment the door opened, he felt something stuffed in his arms.
a cat.
A wounded kitten.
A dirty, injured kitten.
Song Wenbin had a bad face at first, but when he saw the pitiful cat in Song Cheng's arms, he made a wicked smile: "Want to raise it? Want to save it? Please."
"..." I'm not, I don't have it, and I don't know where this cat came from! !
The author has something to say: Bai Feng: Another day of doing good deeds without leaving a name, oh why am I so good~~
感谢在2020-06-2513:33:03~2020-06-2615:44:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: Maoguo must lick, Hanlu 1;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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