I want to get an ID card

Tan Hui has Bai Feng's WeChat, and sends Bai Feng her test results from time to time.Bai Feng must have boasted at the beginning, but after boasting, he shut himself off.Because every time a child takes a score, they take the test paper together, with a red checkmark and a big 100 points, which is the pride of every child.

But of course you have to look at the photos.Bai Feng could read the words on the test paper, but when he put them together, he didn't know what he was talking about.

what to do?At such a young age, Tan Hui is so hardworking and educated. She is so extraordinary, but her cultural knowledge is so shallow. How can she be worthy of being a beautiful bird.

When people know that he is uneducated, they will definitely laugh at him as a scumbag.

Huihui who doesn't want to be a comet: Little brother, the little monkey is so good these days, do you think it looks better? 【Little monkey photo】

Bai Feng glanced at the photo, Emma, ​​after looking at people for a long time, I think the monkey is so pretty.

The photo only shows the upper body of the monkey, which seems to be learning to eat with a spoon.Bai Feng is autistic again, even a monkey can use a spoon!

The phone was kicked to the ground by a jio, Xue Zixian was in a video conference, when he heard a bang, he looked over.

Bai Feng chirped aggrievedly.

"I know, I know, I lost the phone myself." Xue Zixian ordered to pick it up.

Everyone in the video has been paying attention to this little bird for a long time. They thought it was Mr. Xue's vest, and even gossiped with each other in private. Unexpectedly, Mr. Xue has such an interesting soul under his serious skin.Although their legs were injured in the car accident and they are still not recovering, they admire such a positive attitude towards life.

No loss is a man who can stand at the top of the pyramid.

They worked more attentively with Xue Zixian. Following Mr. Xue, they were not afraid that they would not be able to enter the top 10 of the rich list.

The mobile phone was placed at Bai Feng's feet, and Bai Feng waved his wings, telling him to go to work quickly.After Xue Zixian finished the meeting and there was no one in the office, he asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Bai Feng chirped, as expected of a man who knows him so well.

"I want to go to school." He muttered.

Xue Zixian was stunned: "Are you going to school? You want the whole world to know that you can speak?"

Bai Feng was also dumbfounded.Going to school must not be a bird, you have to become a person.

Seeing Bai Feng's appearance of being struck by lightning, he knew that his little bird had forgotten that it was a bird again.He picked up Bai Feng's mobile phone, the screen was unlocked, and when he entered, he saw Tan Hui's message: "I'll let his father tell her that she won't be allowed to take 100 points in the test in the future. It's really annoying."

Bai Feng was overjoyed, "What are you talking nonsense, it's not good to pass the [-] exam."

"His father is happy, but I am unhappy because you are unhappy."

Bai Feng felt something stabbed into his heart.It's not the kind that pierces your heart, even...he can't describe it.

Bai Feng, who couldn't figure it out, felt that he was really not educated enough. If he had studied, he would definitely blurt out various words to express it.

Xue Zixian held him in his arms and stroked his head. Under his caress, Bai Feng shrank into a ball like a fluffy ball. The slightly grown tail couldn't be stuffed in. It also shakes from time to time, which is very interesting.

Someone came to ask him how to train his bird to shit in dissatisfaction. Hearing this question, Xue Zixian just smiled politely: "Be patient, don't scold, and you will get trained after a long time." In fact, there is a crazy barrage in his heart: I really want to know how he did it.

"You are already very smart. If you go to school again and get 100 points in the test, how will you let other human beings live?"

Bai Feng stretched out his little bird claws to support himself, "Do you think I'm very uneducated?"

"How come? I think you are amazing." Xue Zixian learned a lot of internet terms in order to get closer to Bai Feng.In his eyes, Xiaoniao is just a young boy, although the voice of his voice is sometimes foolish, but such a small bird can be big.It wasn't taught to be bad by humans.

"But I don't even know about my husband."

"..." Xue Zixian didn't speak,

Bai Fengyi pointed to the mobile phone: "The mobile phone knows."

"Okay." Xue Zixian has no experience in coaxing hypocritical children, but knowing that the other party just wants to learn, it's easy to handle.He placed an order for a full-color collection of Shan Hai Jing, and added money today, and he promised to let Xiaoniao learn and make it in the fastest time.

When Bai Feng had had enough tossing and tossing, he started to eat, and when he was full, he went to sleep, sleeping in that 24k gold cage.Glittering gold, burnt against his orange feathers.

Xue Zixian closed his eyes slowly, his eyes were almost blinded just now.

The urgent book was delivered in the afternoon, Bai Feng opened the exquisite cover with his paws, looked at the exquisite illustrations inside, and the introduction of the comparison between ancient Chinese and modern Chinese, he was amazed.

"Who did you say wrote the myths and strange beasts in it?" Bai Feng asked.

Of course Xue Zixian would answer this question: "The book was written from the Warring States period to the early Han Dynasty, and it was written by Liu Xiang and Liu Xin."

"No," Bai Feng said, "They wrote, but also collected and recorded. So who wrote it in the first place? For example, the reason why the myths in it were preserved was naturally passed on by word of mouth, and then recorded in writing. But in the end In the beginning, there must be an origin. Who is this origin? Is it a group of people, or a person, or not a person. As for these strange beasts, are they made up or have they been seen? Otherwise, how could they record it like this Details. What mountain, what river, what place."

Xue Zixian felt that Bai Feng was too serious.In ancient times, for the sake of imperial power or the rule of the monarch, some rare and exotic beasts would be compiled to make the common people panic and awe.People at that time had no culture, so they were naturally in awe of gods and ghosts.And since it is going to be repeated, it will definitely be repeated vividly, so that the people feel that it is true, otherwise how can they make them surrender.

"You said it so lightly, then you can make one up now." Bai Feng sat on the table and asked Boss Xue to give him a strange thing or a strange beast immediately.

Xue Zixian looked calm on the surface, but panicked in his heart.Let him talk about the project and development will make money, this...

But the bird demanded that he couldn't lose.

"There is a snow-capped mountain named Buzhou Mountain in Kunlun, and there is a kind of tree growing on it. The trunk is white and smooth, and half of the leaves on the tree are green and half are red. The fruit is black and turns red when ripe, as big as a jujube. This kind of fruit bears fruit for a hundred years, and matures for a thousand years. But the number of fruits depends on fate, sometimes one, sometimes ten, and no more. After eating this kind of fruit, "it was a bit difficult at first, but the more I talked about it, the smoother it became. Xue Zixian said later His expression remained unchanged and he was even a little excited, "Men can conceive and give birth."

"..." Bai Feng closed the Book of Mountains and Seas, and pushed it over with his bird's claws: "Why don't you retreat, I think we have already graduated from the teacher, and there is no need to study."

Xue Zixian smiled.

The book was naturally not returned.Xue Zixian would turn around to relieve boredom in his spare time, and Bai Feng would watch it from time to time, and when he was tired, he would lie down on the tree and sleep.The hardcover book of Mountains and Seas can be spread out at 180 degrees, and the book also has a unique flavor preserved from printing, which Bai Feng quite likes.YouQi sleeps on the book, he can dream of those rare and exotic beasts every time.

Those one-eyed birds, or three-headed beasts, and weird chickens, all looked at themselves under the tree.

Go away, go away, don't disturb my sleep.

Bai Feng said impatiently in his dream.

The strange beasts under the tree seemed to have heard it, and retreated far away, lying down, as if they were about to die on the spot.Bai Feng didn't like being watched while he was sleeping, not even in his dreams.

Xue Zixian looked at the document, and then at the bird sleeping on the book. The bird's thin claws stretched out from time to time to kick and twitch.

What's wrong?Calcium deficiency?

After sending a text message to buy some calcium-containing vitamins from the veterinarian who specializes in treating birds, Xue Zixian blamed himself for not taking good care of Bai Feng, who was so precious that he actually made the bird lack calcium.

Bird friend Dr. Li: Is your bird an adult, should it be mated?

Xue:? ? ?breeding?

Bird friend Dr. Li: You don't want to match, do you?What if the estrus flies out?Such a beautiful bird, what if it matches with a sparrow.

Xue: ...No.My Xiaobai has good eyesight.

Bird friend Dr. Li: During the estrus period, brother, animals are different from humans.

Xue: I'll hear what you think.

Bird friend Dr Li: I have several female birds here, they are very beautiful.

Bird friend Dr. Li: The first one is the blue phoenix crowned dove.The feather crown is beautiful.If a baby bird is born, the bird will inherit Xiaobai's feathers, and the blue phoenix-crowned dove's crest will be unique.

Xue: How big is this bird.

Bird friend Dr. Li: Not too big, just three catties.

Xue: My Xiaobai is as big as my palm, do you want him to die!

Bird friend Dr. Li: Come on, the second one, Rainbow Toucan.

Xue: The mouth is so big, what if you swallow Xiaobai! pass.

Bird friend Dr. Li: ...the third one, the bird of paradise.Doesn't your Xiaobai want to have a long tail?This tail is long and beautiful.

Xue: He likes the tail of the phoenix.

Bird friend Dr. Li: [rolling eyes]

Bird friend Dr. Li: The fourth one, Hujinniao, is also called colorful munia. Isn’t it very beautiful?The fur from neck to chest is coquettish purple.

Xue: I like the pink color on Xiaobai's chest.

Bird friend Dr. Li: Goodbye!

How to match the different varieties?Xue Zixian despises none of them.No matter how good-looking she was, she couldn't match his Xiaobai.

Unless, there is a second talking bird in the world.

……That's not OK!

Xue Zixian imagined Bai Feng grooming another little female bird lovingly.No, I can't bear it!

Feeling abandoned.

Looking at the little bird sleeping soundly in the lying book, Xue Zixian gently closed the book with evil intentions.Half of the pages of the book were pressed against Bai Feng's body, and Bai Feng closed his eyes and let out a chirp.

So cute, think...

Xue Zixian rubbed his forehead, his idea was too perverted, he couldn't look directly at it.Looking at the national flag on the table and the National Law, Business Law, Tax Law and Animal Protection Law on the bookshelf, I blamed myself for 2 minutes.

Bai Feng had a restful or uncomfortable sleep, and when he woke up, he was already on his way home: "When I fell asleep, I felt like I was being pressed down by a rock."

"Really." Xue Zixian looked out the car window, "I worked all afternoon, and you slept all afternoon, hey, you agreed to protect me."

Feeling guilty, Bai Feng hurriedly beat someone's arm with his little wings: "Boss has worked hard, boss is awesome, boss is the most handsome!"

Seeing that the boss was made happy, Bai Feng wiped away the non-existent cold sweat with his little wings, and vowed to study and work hard tomorrow, not knowing that the boss had already had dangerous thoughts about him.

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