[Journey to the West White Snake] The Little White Snake of the Great Sage

What to do on the wedding night, in fact, Monkey King is still unclear.

He thought that he should have known it before, but as Bai Bai said, the Tathagata deprived him of all the memories about her in his mind, and he had no way of knowing what he had done with her.

But seeing that Bai Bai and Xu Xian's wedding is coming soon, he still can't swallow this sullen breath.

She must not be allowed to be so complacent all the time, he has to do something.

After thinking about it, Monkey King still sneaked into the heaven.

Yuelao is the most uncontested and busiest fairy in the Heavenly Court. She is immersed in the arrangement of love and love in the world all day long, and she is very busy.

When Sun Wukong found him, he was hugging a mess of red threads, writing something on the booklet, and muttering: "No, no, no, this person is the fate of the lonely star of Tiansha, so he can't have marriage... Forget it, let him arrange it." Duan Nieyuan, if you make up the numbers like this, today's mission is left..."

"Old Moon!"

Sun Wukong interrupted his soliloquy loudly, with his monkey paws hanging on his chest, he turned somersault and lowered his posture rarely.

Yuelao raised his head and took a closer look. His dull eyes immediately sparkled, and then he saluted cheerfully, shaking his trembling beard: "It turns out that the Great Sage Equaling Heaven has arrived, and he is welcome at a distance. Please don't blame the Great Sage." .”

Hearing this, Monkey King frowned slightly uncomfortably.

Nowadays, almost all the gods call him Dou Conquer Buddha when they meet each other. The title of Monkey King has been buried in the dust for hundreds of years, and the first time he hears it, it seems like a world away.

He didn't know why Yuelao was obsessed with this, but in heaven, only Yuelao looked at him without disdain. On the contrary, he always felt that Yuelao was reminding him to pity him.

Sun Wukong pursed his lips, temporarily suppressed the distracting thoughts in his mind, and said irritably, "Yuelao, my old grandson came today to ask you for some trivial matters in the world."

As he spoke, he reclined on the main seat of Hehe Palace, occupying Yuelao's position, with one leg bent and the other resting on the armrest, without any appearance of asking for help.

Yue Laole grinned kindly, not caring about his informality: "You can ask the Great Sage, and I will answer everything."

Monkey King casually picked up the marriage book on the case table, glanced at it briefly, and asked casually: "You are the one who arranges the love and hatred between men and women in this world?"

"Without exception." Yuelao replied.

Sun Wukong showed a satisfied expression: "Then you can find out Xu Xian's marriage for me and have a look."

"Xu Xian?"

Yuelao stroked his beard and read the name suspiciously. He searched the marriage book for a moment, then hesitated and said, "This Xu Xian...has not arranged a marriage for him yet."

Sun Wukong was overjoyed and sat up: "Really?"

Yuelao nodded and sighed, "This Xu Xian killed his parents when he was born, and his sister brought him up, and she was going to be killed by him, but fortunately, he didn't live with her sister since he was a child, so Let his sister escape unharmed. With the fate of the lone star of Tiansha, whoever makes good friends with him will die, and arranging a marriage for him is not equivalent to killing someone's life?"

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and looked at him with a half-smile: "I just heard you arranged one."

"..." Yuelao rubbed his nose in embarrassment, "It's not for completing the mission, the Great Sage, don't say anything, don't say anything."

Sun Wukong snorted and said, "If you want me to keep quiet, then arrange one for him too."

"Arrange a what?" Yuelao was at a loss.

Sun Wukong turned over, stood on the seat, looked down at him, and said impatiently: "You are one month old, what do you say to arrange? Like flowers or like jade, just let any hard-nosed woman draw a red line with him , Do you still want my grandson to teach you?"

"Don't dare to bother the Great Sage." Yue Lao quickly nodded, "I'll make arrangements for him right now."

"By the way." Thinking of the purpose of this trip, Sun Wukong hesitated and said softly, "Do you know what mortals will do on the night of their wedding?"

Yuelao was stunned for a moment, looked at Sun Wukong's awkward face, and immediately reacted, teasingly said: "What else can I do, isn't it just a bridal chamber?"

"What is a bridal chamber?" Sun Wukong asked sincerely.

"Um," Yuelao rolled his eyeballs around and organized the explanation in a language that Sun Wukong could understand, "it's about the bride and groom performing the union of yin and yang on the marriage bed."

"more specific?"

"It is to reproduce offspring!"

"..."

Sun Wukong's eyes were wide open, his expression changed a lot, but there was always a dense cloud between his brows, which seemed to be obscure and incomprehensible.

Seeing this, Yue Lao had no choice but to grit his teeth, and as if he was going all out, he said in his heart: "Has the Great Sage ever seen a male monkey pressing a female monkey on Huaguo Mountain? That's the kind of behavior."

Sun Wukong was stunned for a while: "...people can do it?"

"Otherwise? Reproduction depends on imagination?" Yuelao held back his contempt, "Do you think everyone just pops out of rocks like you, Great Sage?"

"..."

Sun Wukong was silent for a long time, finally digesting this fact, he imagined Xu Xianya... Forget it, he couldn't imagine, he would never allow such a thing to happen!

Grinding his teeth secretly, Sun Wukong said with a cold face: "How can the bride and groom be unable to bridal chamber at any time?"

Yuelao raised his head in astonishment: "Great Sage, it would be better to demolish ten temples than to destroy one family and bad marriage. What a wicked person would be able to do that."

Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel slowly.

Yuelao's back stiffened, and he dodged far away for an instant, waved his hand at him embarrassingly, and forced a smile: "I said it's okay, why should the Great Sage be scary, it's actually very simple."

"Ok?"

"Just let him not lift it," Yuelao coughed lightly, "once and for all."

Bai Bai and Xu Xian's wedding date is set in the lingering and graceful April, everything seems so just right.

Although the wedding was not grand, it was full of warmth. Doctor Wu from Renhetang was the witness. Xu Xian's sister and brother-in-law also came from the Qiantang River. He didn't dare to embarrass her too much, and promised her that the Xu family would never treat her badly.

Although Bai Bai responded with a smile, he just listened and didn't take it seriously.

Except for Xu Xian, she really didn't want to have too much relationship with these mortals.If it is destined to be separated, why not stop at the beginning, so that you will not be so reluctant and nostalgic in the future.

When the auspicious time came, a couple of newlyweds walked towards the middle of the wedding hall step by step, each holding the two ends of the red silk. The red silk trembled in their hands, showing the tension and excitement of the bride and groom.

After worshiping heaven and earth, the sound of singing and harmony sounded, and the firecrackers collided with deafening flames at the gate.

In the blessings of laughter and laughter, Bai was sent into the new house by Xiaoqing.

The wedding dress on her body was custom-made by Xu Xiantuo's tailor shop. After all, the time was too short and the stitches were not very precise.

Although the wedding dress had flaws, but wearing it on a white body, she made up for those flaws.

It was getting late, and Sun Wukong finally came down from the sky. Through the half-covered window sill, he saw the white woman sitting on the edge of the bed covered with a red hijab. She folded her hands on her lap, and she didn't know what to think. Shake your head.

His heart was suffocated, inexplicably feeling that this scene was very familiar, but in an instant, some traces of sourness appeared in his heart.

She is so beautiful tonight, but it is for another man.

Sun Wukong turned his eyes away in embarrassment, took a deep breath, and then his figure flashed, and he came outside the banquet hall, where many guests were toasting Xu Xian.

He made a decision in his hand, and used magic to unknowingly add some strong ingredients to Xu Xian's wine.

Seeing Xu Xian drink the glass of wine with his own eyes, Monkey King blew the monkey hair on his face, and the haze of the past few days was swept away.

After finishing all this, Sun Wukong left the bustle behind him and returned to the White Mansion alone, still lying on the roof with his hands behind his head, looking up at the white moon above his head.

He actually doesn't like looking at the moon very much, because Chang'e lives on the moon. When he thinks of Chang'e, he thinks of Zhu Bajie. When he thinks of Zhu Bajie, the past of studying Buddhist scriptures with Tang Sanzang will pop into his mind, and he will never forget it.

Sometimes he also thinks, in fact, white color is not wrong at all.

The days of listening to the Tathagata teaching the Dharma today and watching Guanyin Pudu tomorrow are extremely boring. All things worship the Buddha with faith, but the Buddha clearly puts a price on their faith.

So what about immortality, such a long life, but not being able to do what you want to do, is it another kind of loneliness.

But helplessly, they are all used to bowing their heads and ears to the superiors and keeping silent.

It didn't take long for him to think wildly, and he waited for the white color under the rage.

Her bright red wedding dress has not been taken off, but there are some wrinkles on the clothes, and the vermilion on her lips is also a little crooked.

Sun Wukong's eyes darkened.

Bai Se raised his slender neck and glared at him on the roof: "Didn't we agree not to stop him?"

"I didn't stop it." Sun Wukong said.

White gritted his teeth and said, "Then what is the purpose of what you did tonight?!"

Sun Wukong locked his eyes on her, and explained lightly: "If a mortal and a demon combine, they will inevitably be sucked. Essence, I am only thinking about his life, this is not a foul."

Bai Bai seemed to be laughed angrily by him, and then realized what was going on, restrained his emotions, and suddenly asked: "What curse did you put on him? I can't even undo it."

"It's fine if you can't solve it," Sun Wukong jumped down from the roof, stood still in front of her, and pretended to be relieved, "because it's not a curse, it's medicine."

Hearing the words, Bai Se's eyes turned red, she stared at him and said, "You are delaying my work!"

"It's not what you said, you just want him to fall in love with you? He has fallen in love with you now, I would like to know, what is the big thing that you can do with him to reproduce offspring?" Monkey King stared at him coldly. The woman in front of him wanted to lock her whole body.

However, if he is more patient and careful, he will find that behind these choked-up sobs is the cunning of the woman after she succeeds.

I don't know where this passage touched white, but she was not only ashamed, but provocatively said: "I am willing!"

The string called "reason" snapped in Sun Wukong's mind, and he couldn't help but growl at her: "But I don't like it!"

After yelling, one monkey and one snake stared at each other with big eyes and did not speak to each other.

The white color is too clear about the monkey's preferences, she blinked her still wet eyes very lightly, her eyes flickering, wanting to get something.

Sun Wukong's breathing couldn't help slowing down for half a beat, and in an instant, his heartbeat was out of order.

He reached out and wiped her bright red lips indiscriminately until his hands were stained with blubber. Before leaving, he didn't even forget to give a bad review: "It's so ugly."

But after turning his back, he licked the bright red on his hand like a ghost.

is sweet.

Tastes sweeter than peaches.

The author has something to say: Yuelao: A bad marriage, so many wicked people can do it.

Sun Wukong: Sorry, I'm not human, and I don't intend to be.

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