I heard you are straight

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, Mama Gao brought a group of young and old to grandma's house. Of course, Uncle Gao Mingxuan's family was also there.

"Xuanxuan, look at Haohao has brought his girlfriend back, when will you bring one back for grandma too?" At the dinner table, grandma rushed to serve without eating two bites of food.

"Grandma, my cousin has graduated, and I'm only a sophomore." Gao Mingxuan was speechless. If he comes here every year, when will he be the first?Can you still use the excuse of not graduating now, and graduate in the future?

Looking at his mother as if asking for help, it seems that it is time for his mother to put this matter on the agenda!

Mama Gao "..."

What am I doing?I dare not tell your grandma that you talked about a boyfriend!

"Don't look at your mother, it's up to you." The grandmother deliberately stared at the grandson, hoping to attract his attention

"Last year, last year I planned to introduce you to the little girl from our neighbor, but I asked a few days ago, and her mother said that she had already talked about a boyfriend. Hey, look at her, they are all the same age, why are you It's that slow"

Gao Mingxuan "...Grandma, I... I will definitely bring you one when I graduate"

After graduating, I will go to get the certificate with Fang Zihao, and I must pass the test of grandma before getting the certificate!

"That's what you said!! Grandma didn't force you. Don't worry, just look for it slowly. Just find a good one. Grandma is not in a hurry."

Gao Mingxuan "??????"

Did he miss something just now?

"How about I introduce one to you? It's my cousin, who is also in your S university. She just entered her freshman year this year, so she can be considered your school girl." Haohao's girlfriend thought about coming to her future in-law's house for the first time, so she had to do a lot of work. Good impression.So volunteered to be a "matchmaker"

"No, no, no, really, thank you, sister-in-law." Gao Mingxuan hurriedly stopped him.

Let me go, if this is really introduced, should we talk about it or not?

Let's talk, Fang Zihao can kill himself; don't talk, grandma can kill himself!Is this future sister-in-law having trouble with me?

"You child..." Grandma's murderous eyes shot at her grandson again, I said I'm not in a hurry, do you really believe it?

"My cousin's girlfriend wants to introduce me to a girl from S University, what should I do? Wait online, hurry up" Gao Mingxuan sent this message to Fang Zihao with a smirk, imagining that Fang Zihao would receive this message When he looked nervous, he couldn't help but chuckle.

"Come on, tell me you have a girlfriend." Fang Zihao quickly replied, just when Gao Mingxuan was wondering what it meant, he sent a photo right after.

At first glance, she looks like a beautiful woman, but upon closer inspection, she turns out to be Fang Zihao's women's version, the result of a p-picture.

Ouch...Gao Mingxuan laughed so hard that he almost couldn't hold back and flipped the table on the spot.

"Grandma, maybe my cousin already has a target." Haohao's eyes inadvertently turned away from Gao Mingxuan, and found that Gao Mingxuan seemed to be staring at the mobile phone under the dinner table, and immediately sold him with a smirk.

"Really?" Grandma regained her spirits immediately, and all the targets of the table gathered on Gao Mingxuan.

What did he do?Who is he?Where is he?

"Xuanxuan is reading the headline joke, and he didn't chat with anyone." Gao Mingming glanced at the chat interface of "Fang Zihao" displayed on his younger brother's phone next to him, and kindly helped his brother out.

"What's so funny, let's all have fun," the uncle said.

Gao Mingxuan "..."

"I'll read it, I'll read it" Gao Mingming knew that his younger brother couldn't tell a lie, he would always blink his eyes when he told a lie, and others would know it right away.Simply helping people to the end, directly took the phone over, while looking at the chat interface of "Fang Zihao", while the brain cells were running quickly, "read" a "joke" I read before going to bed last night

"I have a female classmate with very smelly feet. One day she was bitten by a poisonous snake, and after six or seven hours of rescue by the doctor, the snake finally came back to life."

"Pfft...hahaha, I thought it was to save this female classmate." Haohao and his cousin's sister-in-law were the first couple to break the law.

"Hahaha, it's alright, let's eat, what a joke about smelly feet, hurry up and eat." My aunt smiled and said a few words, which was considered to be over.

After Gao Mingming got nervous, he threw the phone to his younger brother, pinched him by the way, and signaled him to eat at ease and not to chat with Fang Zihao at an inappropriate time.

"By the way, Xuanxuan, I will go to your school to play with you some other day. Your sister-in-law's place of work is not too far from your school." Cousin Haohao thoughtfully put a chicken leg in his girlfriend's bowl.

"Huh?" The mushroom Gao Mingxuan just picked up almost fell off.

"Why? You're not welcome?" Haohao smiled, as if remembering something, and said deliberately

"Or, do you have any secrets in school that you can't let all of us know?"

Emma, ​​my cousin is telling the truth!

"How is it possible, you are welcome, welcome anytime" Gao Mingxuan quickly took a sip of juice to suppress his shock.

The two had an in-depth discussion on the topic of "girlfriend" that night

Fang Zihao "Today my grandma also said that she would introduce me to a girlfriend"

Gao Mingxuan: "Huh? What did you say? I didn't send you the women's version of Xuanxuan."

Fang Zihao "Tell the truth"

Gao Mingxuan: "What? Grandma, is she okay?"

Fang Zihao: "Yo, I'm not married yet, so I called grandma, hahaha, so cute"

Gao Mingxuan "Get to the point, hurry up"

Fang Zihao: "Actually, since the incident with my uncle, my grandma basically has no hope for me. So when I finished speaking, she understood very well and asked me to take you to see him another day."

Gao Mingxuan "I'll go, grandma is mighty"

"It's up to you later, I hope grandma will accept us soon."

"Well, it must be done before graduation"

"Yo, it seems that a certain cutie can't wait to get a license from my brother."

"Fuck you, talk like you don't expect it"

"Hahaha, baby, I'm looking forward to it, I'm super looking forward to it, many times I have dreamed about the little days when we got married and brought the dolls."

"How dare you think about it, with a doll..."

"That's not right, hehe"

After saying goodnight to each other, Gao Mingxuan, who was lying on the bed with insomnia, was a little worried that one day Cousin Haohao really went to his school, and whether he would hear some "bad" remarks.

Although the two of them do not shy away from holding hands and kissing at school now.But in the eyes of outsiders, the two of them are just very strong, not good buddies who are better than brothers.Of course, the three insiders Zhang Peng, Zhu Zeyan and Zhu Lina were excluded.

He wasn't worried about Zhang Peng and Zhu Zeyan, but if he met Zhu Lina, his cousin asked a few more questions, what if the secret couldn't be kept?

After thinking about it, I have to pass the level of grandma first! (Obviously Gao Mingxuan has overthought. There are so many people in the school. What are the chances that my cousin will meet an insider like Zhu Lina?)

Therefore, Gao Mingxuan, who couldn't wait to discuss with his parents the next day, hurried into his parents' room.

"Hey, you want to murder your own parents? It's so scary at night." Gao Mama and Gao Papa were about to turn off the lights and go to sleep, when they suddenly saw their son who didn't even knock on the door and just pushed in. .

"Mom and Dad, I want to discuss something with you." Gao Mingxuan was very conflicted.For the first time, I felt that if my sexual orientation was normal, I wouldn't have to worry about it!

"What's the matter? You don't sleep this late at night." Father Gao frowned. Why can't we wait until the next day?

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