High-cold people can't collapse

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Qi Ge has never said harsh words to anyone, and the library of dirty words is even more scarce, and he always swears and swears.

Teacher Xishui was a little surprised at the beginning, but he felt bored after listening to it, so he simply moved the notebook on the sofa to the table, opened it, called up the document, and started recording.

Qi Ge was cursing, and he was not afraid of running out of words, and those two sentences were repeated over and over again.

Teacher Xishui said to him while taking notes: "I hope you can maintain this mood tomorrow."

Qi Ge let out a "hum", he didn't know if he was tired from scolding, or he was tired from standing for too long, so he sat down again.

Teacher Xi Shui looked at him, and the two of them looked at each other for a while, Qi Ge stopped scolding this time, and complained instead.

oh!It seems that I am just tired of standing.

Teacher Xishui thought, since all the swear words have been recorded, let's write down the others by the way!

His hand speed is fast, and Qi Ge's speech speed is not too fast after drinking, and Teacher Xi Shui actually recorded everything verbatim.When Qi Ge subsided, he still had time to check it again, and polish some sentences that were not smooth by himself.

Qi Ge, who had stopped over there, looked at Teacher Xishui with dull eyes, and then tilted his head and stuck it on the desktop. The cold feeling of the desktop made him wake up a lot. He just tilted his head and looked at the computer keyboard. Teacher Xishui said something human.

"Teacher Xishui..."

"En!" Teacher Xishui, who was busy revising the record, responded casually.

"You look so pretty!"

Teacher Xishui's subordinates paused for a moment, and asked inadvertently, "Then do you like it?"

After a while of silence, Teacher Xishui turned to look at him.

Qi Ge's eyes were a little blurred, but he was not asleep yet.Teacher Xishui looked at him with a serious expression, unable to capture his emotions.

Qi Ge struggled for a long time to sleep or not, and finally managed to say, "Yeah!"

Teacher Xishui's expression loosened a lot all of a sudden, he stretched out his hand and flicked Qi Ge's forehead, and continued to return to the computer.

Got a lot tonight.

However, Qi Ge cannot drink this wine with others in the future.

When you're done, print it out.

Qi Ge was woken up by peeing in the middle of the night, and he didn't know where he was when he opened his eyes. This situation was only a few seconds after waking up.Immediately, he found that he was sleeping on Teacher Xishui's body. Two people were lying on the aisle between the sofa and the coffee table. There was no room for two people to sleep in the narrow space, which also explained why he was lying on the bed. The reason for Teacher Shui.

Qi Ge's head is still a little dizzy, he doesn't know how much he drank, looking around, there are all wine bottles around the two of them, didn't they only drink one case?How come there are so many bottles?

After struggling to get up and go to the toilet, Qi Ge knew that although his mind was not clear enough, he couldn't let Mr. Xishui just sleep on the ground like that.In the past, people were dragged out of the aisle. Those who slept soundly seemed to be very heavy. The people who fell asleep seemed to be very uncomfortable, and their brows were wrinkled together. Qi Ge himself was very tired, as if he had been drinking I drank all my strength.His movements were far from gentle, Mr. Xishui would wake up no matter how much he slept, and dazedly grabbed his arm and dragged him into his arms.

He muttered, "Stop making trouble, go to sleep!"

Qi Ge also felt tired, and he didn't bother to move when lying there. The person who was not sober at first actually fell back on the bed in a daze this time.

When he woke up for the second time, he was still suffocated by urination. Qi Ge couldn't figure out how much he drank and why he wanted to urinate intermittently.

When he woke up and saw two people lying on the floor, he wanted to get Teacher Xishui to the bed again, but he didn't drag two steps, and then lay back down.

After tossing all night, after getting up halfway, I will consciously lie back to Teacher Xishui.

When I finally woke up, it was around four o'clock in the morning.After going to the bathroom this time, Qi Ge didn't feel sleepy anymore, and his head still hurt a little. The headache after a hangover can kill people, and he became a little more awake after sitting for a while.

Seeing the mess in the room, he quickly cleaned it up, picked up the rolling wine bottles and put them together, only to realize that there were actually two boxes. He thought about it for a long time and couldn't remember, when did he order another box?

Teacher Xishui was still sleeping, and Qi Ge's eyes fell on the abrupt pieces of paper on the coffee table.

I took it by hand, and only read the first few lines, and people are not good.

The title on the paper read: The Complete Record of Someone's Drinking Crazy

Looking down, it is:

XX XX XX

Party: Qi Ge

Victim: myself

Part [-]: Verbal Attacks

X kill you (6 times)

fuck you (4 times)

X you (5 times)

The following "dry", "fuck" and "day" repeated combinations of several versions averaged more than 5 times.

To be honest, before seeing this thing, Qi Ge's memory of last night was blank, he drank the fragment.But this time, these memories began to slowly come up. Although he couldn't remember clearly, he felt as if he had done this before.

There was a panic in my heart, and I just swear at others, and even swear...

Teacher Xishui has recorded everything in the record, and it is estimated that he will not be able to escape even if he wants to escape.

When Qi Ge saw the second part, he suddenly felt like swearing is nothing!

"Part Two: Distorting the Facts, Accusing Himself"

Although Qi Ge can't remember this part clearly, every sentence is from his heart, so it's not surprising that he would say it out, Jiu Zhuang is so cowardly!He guessed that he really blew up his guts with wine last night.

Be more polite, he said that Mr. Xishui is too bad and often teases him.

To be more polite, he said that Mr. Xishui has a bad personality and loves to care about every detail.

Going too far, he criticized Teacher Xishui as useless, saying that if he wasn't Teacher Xishui, the devil would ignore him.She also despises him, doesn't understand how to behave in the world at all, and feels that she is so great every day, that he deserves that he has no friends.

"It's over!" Qi Ge thought desperately.

There is a third part to follow.

"Part Three: Babbling, Bragging About Yourself"

There is a complaint against Mr. Xishui in the front, and there will definitely be a part of bragging in the back. It is normal to drink too much and brag.

It's just that he brags about himself!

What do you mean by saying that you can climb the fifth floor without any effort?

What's the matter if you can eat spicy hot pot?

Can watch all night football, can play all night games.What's there to brag about?

Teacher Xishui, who he could still beat, couldn't find Bei.This is definitely bragging, he can't take advantage of Mr. Xishui's side.

There are also some more serious ones, such as being serious about your work and treating your colleagues with enthusiasm...

Qi Ge couldn't see it, and Mr. Xishui recorded a whole page about the part where he boasted about himself.As big as being a human being, as small as being able to wash dishes when eating by oneself, all of them were boasted.Not to mention the small details of my life, I can tell you everything I can.

Qi Ge really wants to go back and ask Xiao Jing if his wine quality is really that bad?

Turn this page, there is still a part behind.

"Part [-]: Even if you wake up and regret it! No! Yes! Use!"

So many exclamation points show the determination of the recorder.

Qi Ge collapsed after seeing the content.

This part is only two sentences.

The content of the report is very simple, that is, he spent a long time last night complaining to Mr. Xishui about his failed relationship.These are not the main point, the point is that he mentioned the love list, and finally cried and asked Mr. Xishui to complete the love list with him.

Teacher Xishui wrote the words "agree" in bold on the back, which is considered to have agreed to him.

In order to prove the authenticity of this incident, a love list is attached later.If Qi Ge hadn't really done such a thing, how could this list be with Mr. Xishui?It was definitely because he was drunk last night and turned on his own computer to open the list for Mr. Xishui to read.

Qi Ge sat there for a long time and couldn't breathe.

Immediately there was only one thought, that is, run away!

There is another piece of paper at the back, because the above night paper only records a small part, he can't imagine what is on the next page, so he opened it...

The blow he received today is really enough.

Special note:

"Mr. Xishui...you look so good-looking!"

"Then do you like it?"

"Ok!"

Depend on!Qi Ge threw away all the paper in his hand in shock, turned around in the room in over-frightened, and finally got upset, tidied up, took his things and ran away, and took the "drunk record" by the way. ".

Qi Ge also knew that his running was a bit unkind, but if he didn't run, he would still be partly finished, which was really embarrassing.Especially when I went back to the memory of that night, I slowly recovered a lot, and every frame was embarrassing.He decided to stop drinking from that day on.

After going back, I rested for a day and didn't dare to turn on the phone.

When I arrived at the company the next day, the editor-in-chief had already received the manuscript sent by Mr. Xishui himself.Very satisfied, I specially gave him a few days off, and asked about Teacher Xishui's situation by the way, Qi Ge didn't dare to say that he caused trouble.The editor-in-chief also knew that it was impossible to push too fast, and the author also needed to rest, saying that Teacher Xishui contacted her yesterday.

Qi Ge was startled, terrified, worried that Mr. Xishui would sue the editor-in-chief.

The editor-in-chief said, "Mr. Xishui said that you have worked hard these days."

Gone?Qi Ge was surprised.

The editor-in-chief wondered, "What else should there be?"

Qi Ge felt relieved, and felt a little more guilty.Still hesitating whether to go over to help Mr. Xishui move things home, hesitating again and again but still not having the courage to face Mrs. Xishui.

Fortunately, Han Rao was still there.

He had contact information with Han Rao. After returning home at night, he called Han Rao to spy on the military situation. Han Rao's response was normal, saying that he would go to help Teacher Xishui pack his things and go home tomorrow.

Qi Ge asked him how Teacher Xishui was feeling, and Han Rao was also puzzled, "It's pretty good, isn't it?"

The consequences seemed to be different from what he had imagined, and Qi Ge couldn't understand Teacher Xishui anymore.However, since the other party doesn't care about it, let's turn this matter over!After Qi Ge rested steadily for a few days, he started his normal nine-to-five work.It seems that the normal life can no longer be normal. Qi Ge thinks that the time is almost up, so he can suggest to the editor-in-chief whether he can stay at work in the future and stop running around.

Before he even said his proposal, the editor-in-chief called him into the office a week later.

The author has something to say: despair, tomorrow is Monday