Doctor Who and Tsundere Detective

"Excuse me, do you know Mozart?" Amy smiled and asked an aunt in the market wearing a sackcloth and a mud-stained apron, who was busy splashing water in the small basin on the vegetables to make them It looks more tender and delicious, but it is true that the vegetables of that period can be said to be completely pollution-free, the soil on the vegetables and the glistening water droplets on the auntie.

"Who?" The vegetable seller put down the small basin in her hand, rubbed her muddy hands on the half-dirty apron in front of her skirt, then put her hands next to her ears and leaned forward to ask Amy, Obviously she didn't hear what Amy asked.

"Excuse me, do you know Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart? That musical genius." Amy asked again. She thinks that a genius like Mozart is world-renowned so far, at least in this town. She rephrases Mozart's name in full.

"Who? Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, you say that guy is a musical genius? Maybe he was a kid, but now he's just an alcoholic who can't think of anything and gets drunk in a downtown tavern and keeps bragging about his genius childhood..." The vegetable seller Auntie can say whatever she wants. Mozart has been in this downtown area for a few years. At the beginning, it was neat and tidy, and it seemed quite convincing that it was a musician. But after a few years There is no one in the city who doesn't know about Mozart, because somehow this musician always dresses up and goes from the upper city to the lower city to get drunk in a pub, and he drinks for weeks, always messing himself up He was willing to go back only when he was penniless, and after a few years of tossing about his childhood, he narrated it to everyone in the lower city.

"Oh, did you know that there is an asteroid in the solar system called Vienna..." The Doctor held a sonic screwdriver and pressed the button to adjust the sound waves. The street is full of urine and feces left by horses passing by, coupled with water poured down from time to time by street vendors. In the big river with public water, Doctor raised eyebrows. It’s really an old place. Unfortunately, the current sewage system is only a prototype under construction. Even if I can’t stand it anymore, I can’t speed up their progress. “Nevermind, oh, you don’t know That asteroid doesn't look like Vienna at all...um...wait what did you just say?"

The aunt who sells vegetables saw this long face suddenly protruding obliquely from the side of the stall. She heard the question, but she was also frightened by this long, white face. Fast heart rate: "Slow down, young man, don't be so impatient, you are looking for Mozart, he is at the Siren Bar, you go there and try it, would you like a celery?"

"Oh... Mozart..." Sherlock took a deep breath and Mozart was a drunkard who did nothing... The truth of this kind of thing made Sherlock unable to move for a while, yes Sherlock froze there all of a sudden, his whole body was like a statue, just He didn't even know that Amy had poked him twice.

"Knock, knock! Is anyone there?" Seeing that Sherlock hadn't moved, Amy couldn't help being naughty. She knocked on Sherlock's forehead and Sherlock didn't even blink his eyes. After recovering from the usual stiff state, "Hey, Blackface [a casually typed word, in order to highlight Amy's character, if you feel good about yourself, it should not be translated literally, it should be translated into a wooden face or something like that] tell me about you What have you figured out?"

"Oh, I was shocked by all the information just now. In history... no, or the historical records are distorted to the point where you can't believe it at all..." Sherlock never believed in history, of course it was just a subconscious disbelief, Sherlock believed History is adapted based on a small part of the truth, nothing is created out of thin air, but once you really hear or see it, everything you know will be disrupted, people are very strange although they I feel that history is unreliable but after knowing part of the truth, I will always preconceive my initial understanding as real, "People are strange creatures, and they will doubt everything they know when they don't know the truth of things, but once the truth There is a discrepancy with cognition. At this time, human beings tend to be biased towards the truth they have known before. I was just like this, sorting out the known information in my mind..."

"Ohright, can we go to Mozart now?" The Doctor frowned at the interaction between Sherlock and Amy, oh, what's wrong with him Ever since River said that 'two people making out', the Doctor didn't realize it He paid close attention to Sherlock. To be honest, this was the first time the Doctor had observed Sherlock so carefully. His black curly hair was half-length and not short, and the eyes with heterochromia flashed different lights in the sunlight, like a golden and blue Persian cat. The almost wheat-colored skin exuded a healthy feeling, and the lower lip was bitten with a trace of blood on the thin lips.

"Doctor?" Sherlock shook the Doctor's shoulder to bring him back to his senses. When the Doctor came back to his senses, he saw Sherlock's magnified handsome face. The Doctor took a deep breath involuntarily, but Amy thought it was very strange, that's right, the relationship between these two people The atmosphere is quite strange. When getting along with these two people, it feels like getting along with a pair of twins, the same narcissism and the same intelligence. Now Amy raised her eyebrows and she realized that this might really be what River said. The relationship might really be that close, but who knows?It's just that these two people are in a tacit understanding now, and even stunned together.

"Oh, boys, boys, I think we should stop looking for Mozart after this torment, and just go home..." Amy was also helpless, for the unconscious delays of these two people... Oh, she really is Some want to complain, she didn't hesitate to walk back and forth on such a muddy ground because she was wearing such beautiful boots, but she was also very grateful that she was wearing leather boots, If it was other high heels... oh, she dared not think...

The three of them were in this small muddy place in the lower city, and the few people who heard the sound of footsteps didn't think about what they were stepping on the ground, but they were sure that they would never want these three pairs of shoes again. After passing through a few alleys, they came to an inconspicuous tavern. The smell of alcohol came out of the tavern and floated into the alley. There was a wooden sign at the entrance of the tavern, which said Siren. Most taverns are on wooden signs. A symbolic icon is engraved on it, and a shriveled red octopus hangs on the wooden sign of this tavern. Sherlock guesses that this is the logo of the tavern. The octopus smell and the strong smell of alcohol somehow make people feel harmonious .

The Doctor pushed open the door, and for a moment all the big bearded men in the tavern looked at the creaking wooden door, but seeing that a weak chicken came in, they didn't continue to stare, and went their own way , playing flying knives playing flying knives, playing cards playing cards, Doctor walked to the dilapidated bar and opened his mouth and asked: "Hello strong man! Do you know Mozart? Uh? WolfgangAmadeusMozart!"

"I'm not asking for information, just drink if you want to know!" The strong man was in a bad mood, and he was also quite entangled, why did he get so big after training, and his face was already so fierce, why would some people not buy wine first? Just ask questions...

Just when the Doctor was about to say something to the strong boss, Sherlock grabbed Amy and the Doctor and said, "Let's go, Doctor."

When the Doctor provoked the strong boss, Sherlock found a seat and sat down with Amy, asking who to ask?One is the wine girl and there are gossiping old ladies or middle-aged women. They always have information that you can't think of. Sherlock called the wine girl. People in this era have serious skin diseases, which originated in France The trend of appearance and clothing came from people. At that time, France led the fashion trend, such as tall white wigs, and smearing lead rouge on the skin to make oneself look whiter. This kind of makeup has been popular for a long time. The wine seller was obviously one of the victims, her face was already festered, but she applied more lead-based rouge to cover it up, and everything could only get worse and worse, Amy also She could see it, but she was also a little scared. She could tell from the hand tightly clutching Sherlock's sleeve that the Doctor always treated her like a little girl in his memory, and would always take her to some dreamy place. Before arriving at the River, Sherlock was also forced to go with him once, but seeing Amy's reaction, it shows that the Doctor seldom brings her to experience the life at the bottom, which makes Sherlock always have the illusion that the Doctor protects his daughter too well.

But the wine girl does look scary. In line with the principle of opening the door and smiling, the wine girl grinned and showed her biggest yellow teeth. These yellow teeth are probably caused by the damn fashion, ladies. I always look at the appearance of holding a long and thin pipe in the painting and imitate it, plus all kinds of bad habits inherited from the Tudor period, so the yellow to black jagged teeth and some festering half of the face , almost made Sherlock want to break the bank, but a great detective is a great detective, and he took out a money bag that he bumped into a purchase butler in the market before, and he took out some Putting the money into the hands of the wine seller, he asked for two glasses of wine and gave her a lot of tips before asking, "Do you know that Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart lives there?"

"Nobut, but he was just drunk and thrown in the trash can opposite, but you are welcome to come to me anytime you are handsome!" He said and gave Sherlock a wink.

"Wow! Sherlock, you are really attractive!" He patted Sherlock's shoulder sympathetically as he spoke, and then his thoughts turned to the purse in Sherlock's hand, "You got it from the old man before." Now! It's really yours! Sherlock~!"

Sherlock stuffed the purse into Amy's hand and tugged at Amy and the Doctor, saying, "Let's go, Doctor."

"Wait, I haven't asked yet!"

Amy said before Sherlock: "Come! Sherlock has already asked, and the person is in the trash can opposite. If you don't fish it out, you won't be able to find it when you wake up!"

So the three of them approached the trash can with the spirit of not being afraid of being dirty or tired, but they could see a person beside the trash can, and the pungent smell filled the nostrils of the three of them. Drunk man, the three of them just walked towards the hotel without knowing what to say, did some harp flow down from the snoring man on Sherlock's back and onto Sherlock's shoulders.

The author has something to say:

First of all, I am really sorry for not updating yesterday. I went shopping with my classmates yesterday.

After watching two movies, Kung Fu Panda 3, I thought that Po had a child, and I was shocked.

Then I watched Sherlock in the afternoon, it was really amazing details, except for the clubfoot...Moffat is really cheating, but it is great to see the details so that goosebumps all over the body, but why does Moffat say more The more Mo Niang is dead, the more I feel that Mo Niang is alive

By the way, since I am reviewing The Big Bang Theory recently, I want to write Xie Er’s cp after Doctor finished writing.

Also, I’ve watched too many Fengyun fanfiction recently, it seems that I wrote Bu Jingyun fanfiction

Oh, by the way, to finish writing Doctor, my reflex arc is as long as Doctor. I didn’t change it yesterday because it was past nine o’clock when I came back... I have to say that it’s really troublesome for women to go shopping for a long time【 Although I’m also a woman] So after shopping around the street for a day and carrying bags for a day, my right hand is almost useless, anyway, my arm is also very painful now; secondly, I couldn’t even pull out the whole interface when I smoked a small chrysanthemum on my Jinjiang interface yesterday It's all white, so I didn't update it, I'm very sorry!

It is said that I bought a jelly blue night light screaming chicken yesterday, and then illuminated it under the desk lamp for an hour, and turned off the light!My God, this is a sign that the chicken is about to become a fairy!The words are quite bright!

Oh, I forgot to mention the important thing in the end. I don’t understand the capital of Vienna in the Holy Roman Empire, so I’m not sure about the history or people’s clothes at that time. People at that time should be similar to the Tudor period, so please forgive me

Also, the update is so late today because when I write articles, I usually turn on the Doctor’s video to bring myself into the Doctor’s character, but today I just saw the tenth episode of the fifth season, what a classic!Van Gogh!

By the way, about the update...forgive me for saying that maybe it shouldn't be updated every day...because sometimes there are some things that day I can't notify in advance...I'm talking about Calvin, so let me get to know Mozart well today...tomorrow

By the way, I made a mistake. At that time, women would touch cosmetics containing lead or mercury on their faces to whiten their faces, and arsenic [anti-harmony] cream was taken internally. By the way, the image of the wine seller can refer to the Spn brothers The one in Hunting Phoenix

You can also refer to the sixth episode of the first season of Bad History, which talks about the makeup of women in the Georgian era, but it seems to be similar in ancient and modern China and foreign countries.