"Xunba, do you know what the demon will look like after death?" The adult demon pretended to be unpredictable.Mo Xiu, who was treated as a childhood education, sat upright and burped.

"Look at you, what do you look like?" The reliable adult magician said with a look of hatred on his face, "What are you eating again? The ugly thing is, if you eat recklessly, you will lose your human form, and you will be a lump at that time." The mist is like a stuffy fart that can't hold back for a long time."

Xun Ba looked at the sky, stretched out his fingers when he lowered his head, if he didn't look like a human, could he be a reptile?He burped again, guessing that he was fed up, Zhaohua rolled his eyes, and muttered to himself that the childish demon cultivator in front of him had no knowledge, and after thinking about it, he couldn't stop his curiosity: "You don't know how to eat people, do you?" ? Let me tell you, eating people is meaningless, you have to eat monks, the higher the monk, the better the taste."

Sunba: "..."

Apart from age, this master is useful in nothing else.After counting down several times of sincere teaching, it was nothing more than punching and kicking plus verbal service, and then a series of unintelligible words.

"If you want to become a qualified demon cultivator, you must first forget the heresies you have learned."

It's not fast to vomit again, it's like a flood.

"What about your chicken paw kung fu, poking an eye and catching earthworms?"

"You good-for-nothing bastard, you're so vicious, are you arresting people or molesting them?"

"To tell you to forget your heretical ways, to tell you not to behave like a mortal, to forget that you are a human being, you are a demon cultivator, a demon leader, and you will be dragged out to be responsible for eating children."

After learning and learning, the way to eat children is not a way to become a demon.Counting it all together, Xun Ba was in vain for being proud of his talent, but his poor brain is not very good, the way of ghosts, the way of demons, the way of Shura, and the ways of not being a human being are all easier than being a human being.

Under Zhaohua's guidance, Xunba absorbed the tears of Mu Mei.Zhaohua touched his gifted bones, and saw that his thin shoulder blades already had the charm of a mature man, as if he could bear the torture of life.As someone who has been there, he showed a mature smile.

"I've seen demons die." Xun Ba fell into deep memories, "Such dirty monsters can turn into flowers."

Zhaohua's hands paused, and he laughed at himself, "That's not true."

Before leaving, Zhaohua told Xunba: "Don't underestimate this wood charm's tear, how many forces are rushing to get it, have you thought about why?"

Xun Ba held his breath and concentrated, standing facing the wind, with his long braid hanging to one side.

Zhao Huashen is mysterious: "Because there is a secret hidden in Mu Meizhilei."

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Ever since Haw failed in the antidote, he has been on the same line. After working hard and failing again and again, Haw finally came to the conclusion that "it's not suitable" from his charcoal-blue face.He plucked out his hair as if venting, pulled out a handful of dry grass hair, and stared at the reddened rabbit's eyes and let out a cry.I don't know if it's his illusion, recently refining pills is frequent, and his temper is also good.The long-term failure made him wish to cut off the creator's head and let him see what kind of garbage was inside.

There is also an explanation for this phenomenon in "Notes of Danxiu": Danxiu seems to be elegant and easy-going, but inside is full of firecrackers-one point.

That cheap master even gave a set of reasonable explanations.

Danxiu, who doesn't use fire to refine with soil?It is normal to be a little angry because I am close to the stove all the year round and burn the leaves of my lungs with sparks every day.As for those who always say that our Danxiu has a bad temper and a bad mouth, they are all fucking sick, so ignore it.And having a lot of anger has the benefits of having a lot of anger, don't you see that the furnace is burning vigorously?Also, that thing whose brain was kicked by a donkey compiled a book for mortals?

Haw: "..."

In the end, master cheap made a conclusion: Since you have entered Danxiu's school, you have to abandon those bullshit images in the mundane world. Our Danxiu is so elegant and easy-going.

With the detours of his predecessors, Haw felt that his little detour was really nothing.After all, Danxiu, who is not a grumpy old man?

Long-term staying up late, liver pain and stomach pain.It's not a big deal for me to feel uncomfortable, but it's not a little bit for the two cubs who are waiting to be fed.Jiji put down the book, and just lay on the bed for a while, when the three-colored cat squeezed up. I don’t know if this little thing has a basic awareness of his own body. Such a big cat, when he was still a milk cat, his big butt pooped on Jiji’s chest When I stomped on it, I felt a tragic feeling of crushing a boulder in my chest.

After being pestered by Sanhua for a while, Haw couldn't sleep anymore.Putting two fingers together to pick up the increasingly round cat body, Jiji skillfully threw him into the cat's litter, who knew that the cat didn't appreciate it, and bit him with the backhand, and was smart enough to know that he had done something bad, so he just jumped out of the window and escaped.

Haw clasped his hands and let out a groan, his anger swelled upwards.His cheap master was right, those who practice alchemy are more angry than others.

"It's horrible!" Chirp muttered twice, but Xun Ba heard it with the tips of his ears.

He opened the curtain and came in, his eyes were still a little black and blue, his fluffy whip was listless, he was a bit clear, nine points sloppy, seeing the tooth marks on Haw's hand, he was very sober and very angry.

He gritted his teeth: "That little beast! I'll go and shave his skin off!"

Haw shook his hand: "It doesn't hurt. It's broken, it's just an ordinary cat, what are you fussing about with it? On the contrary, it's you, day and night turned upside down, hurry up and rest."

Xunba's eye circles are heartless, his skin is unhealthily pale, even his lips are scary purple, and he likes to wear black clothes, if he doesn't see him venting his anger, Haw will think that standing there is a fairy.

Immortal Banban let out a foul breath, his brows were soft, his eyelashes trembled, and then he leaned down, and the corners of his cold lips covered the wound.

Haw's whole body trembled, his heart beating like a drum.The heart is chaotic and normal, and the rest of the heart is also booing, as if to teach this naughty bastard a lesson.Haw's forehead was smoking, and he quickly withdrew his hand, his eyes wandering: "I, I went to see the cat, the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons is so big, it would be bad if I went to a place that I shouldn't be."

Haw fled in a hurry.

Escape what?He came out in an open and honest manner, and he didn't escape.Haw knew this clearly, but the cat, the Valley of Myriad Demons, and everything in the world disappeared in an instant, leaving only a chaotic beating heart and visceral organs.

He panted and squatted by the river, seeing the flushed but expressionless face in the water.To be able to blush for such an action, it is really getting better and better.Haw sighed, took a handful of water to wash his face, and suddenly saw a cluster of translucent blue-purple petals floating on the water.Chirping, going up along the river bank, the water mist filled the air, the temperature gradually increased, the dense water vapor evaporated, and a faint fragrance greeted the face.

The entrance is a hot spring, and the hot spring pool is also covered with blue-purple petals that are thoroughly watered.The thoughts in my heart are like balls of thread, wrapping doubts in it.Going forward again, turning over the hot spring hill, the falling flowers are colorful in an instant, and the endless blue flowers are flooding, and the falling clouds in the sky are also dyed in this color.

The exhibition is rampant, and the ten-mile pagoda is beautiful.

"Unexpectedly, there are so many Nether Buddhas in the Valley of Myriad Demons." Haw was shocked, he took a step to walk over, and suddenly heard an angry shout: "Brother!"

Amidst the whistling sound, hot and powerful palms pulled him back.Haw raised his head and saw that Xunba was frowning tightly and breathing unevenly, he tilted his head, puzzled: "Why are you in such a hurry?"

Xunba held his hand tightly, as if grabbing a life-saving straw, he stared at him with eyes that Haw couldn't read, and saw that he was hairy all over, seeing that he didn't accept it at all, Haw was about to go out A sound reminded that those overheated hands had already left.

"You..." Before he finished speaking, the palm of his hand fell on his thin shoulder. Chirping paused, and Xun Ba embraced him in his arms: "After every demon dies, it will become a ghost flower. The Valley of Ten Thousand Demons is The tomb of ten thousand demons, if you went there just now, you won’t be able to come back.”

Before the two fell down, the fourth son of Gongsun talked a lot, and his words revealed a message - none of the people who strayed into the Valley of Demons could come out alive.Zhaohua once said that the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons itself is a place that eats people.He also once said that monsters are all good things, all lonely before death, and get together after death, and when they see a beautiful one, they will drag others to hell.Later, Xun Ba figured out the matter of the death of the demon. After the death of the demon, it formed a barrier of its own, and used the scenery of the Nether Buddha to lure others. Once someone stepped into it, it would be swallowed.Just now, what Haw saw were all kinds of beautiful and dreamy flowers, but what he saw were black dead skeletons with a radius of hundreds of miles laughing wildly.

Xun Ba said disgustedly: "Mo Xiu is disgusting."

Hateful, even if you know it's disgusting, there's still only this way to go.He cultivates the human way with a demon body, can he become an adult if he walks up?Even if he works hard and achieves humanity, is he a "human" like Haw?

Xunba's pale heart demon imprint loomed between his brows, when he looked down at himself, he knew that he was still a disgusting thing.If time goes back one or two steps, he will be able to see himself, looking at the sleeping Chirp countless times, and let out a sigh of relief.

He lowered his eyes.

Haw raised his head, thinking that this guy is getting taller every day.Stepping out his hand to gesture with him, and then looking at his short self, the thought of dissatisfaction flashed across.He pushed his forehead against Thunba's pointed chin, met his eyes, and said with sincere emotion: "Really? But I think you are the cutest person in the world."

As soon as the words fell, the other party made a "boom" and slipped away in a cloud of smoke.

Haw rubbed his cheek, and became even more puzzled: "What stimulated this guy? Or, after being a demon for a long time, it's like a fairy farting, extraordinary?"

He has simple thoughts, some people have twists and turns in their heads, some Qiu Mingshan racing cars, and he is the only one whose mind is full of tension, either "survival" or "life".Seeing the hot spring, there are ten or ten thoughts in my mind—I want them all, and I have almost as fast a brain as a hand, so I just do it when I think about it.

Before it was dark, the hot spring water was brought down.

He used all kinds of spiritual stones to build a poolside in an extremely extravagant manner. Before night fell, he took off his clothes and took a bath, and wrapped himself in a white cloth.Probably because the sound of water diversion was too loud, Xunba walked over wearily, and Haw immediately invited him to take a bath with him. The bath cloth had just been untied, and Xunba scattered into a puff of smoke with a "boom".

Haw shook his head: "What's the matter with this child? Your master taught you to turn into coal ashes after teaching him for a long time?"

Chirping to himself, he slowly sank into the water, and as soon as he closed his eyes, he saw Sanhua on the rockery.As soon as he beckoned him to come over, he saw Xun Ba with a black face like a shoehorn, squeezed his hands, grabbed the back of Concubine Fate's neck and left.

Haw thought, Xun Ba is a gentle person, he knows that cats are afraid of water, but he is careless.

Chirp was enjoying the bath, when suddenly he felt a burst of heat in his hand, he pinched his hand, and a small paper crane popped up, and the paper crane chirped: "Hang-wave, wave-wave! Canghai Yishu can now transmit sound! After two days, a hundred Beast Ye, let's make an appointment to see it, so why not, quietly..."

The author has something to say: Sand sculpture anti-routine text, let's get to know it.Where I can improve, I can talk about your opinions (I will be very happy to boast), and I will be very happy to catch bugs, Xie Xie Da Ga.

Transmigrated into the book, and at the same time brought Baisheng with attributes such as the "One Day as a Master" system, heartthrob, white moonlight, villain, and childbirth.

He thought about it.

On how to become a qualified villain master?

First of all, let's take a look at the five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulated Xianxia test system.

Secondly, our Shushan Sword Sect gave hundreds of teenagers the opportunity to form a "Blind Disciple Group". As long as you work hard, love, fight and have good looks, our black-hearted master Bai Sheng will always find a reason to let you out.

Then, the Blind Disciple Group will have multiple training methods such as challenging the power of magic when debuting, learning to wash the toilet, and assessing death or injury.

In the end, if you are lucky enough to survive and grow up to be a generation of male protagonists, then you will be...

How can the master who will be suppressed according to the routine guarantee his innocence?

First of all, drink a glass of Wangqing water every day to ensure that you have no desires. Once the will starts to waver, then let the sick brother who has unreasonable thoughts about you take away your love.

Secondly, make sure not to communicate face-to-face with apprentices and seniors, and try to use online classes and non-gathering methods to let apprentices kill each other to prove the orthodoxy.

Next, if online dating is dangerous, it is recommended to disconnect from the Internet or find a reason to isolate yourself.

If none of the above can kill the male protagonist or prevent innocence, then there are two last options.

First, castrate yourself.

Second, no one can stop him from ascending!

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