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My birthday is on October NO.19, if it wasn’t for Dazai’s abnormal treat, I wouldn’t even remember it

"Give yourself some snacks, teacher." Dazai took me to the Haidilao restaurant. Unlike last year, I ate with Oda Saku's family + Dazai's Haidilao, this year it's just me and Dazai

Because the other two went to work overtime again, sad...

"I've been busy recently, I forgot." I said

My parents' presents haven't been delivered yet, I thought my birthday was next month... Hey, I'm really busy in this troubled season

——But I remember that the birthdays of Ango and Odasaku are both in the same month as mine, one is NO.20 and the other is 26. I prepared the presents a week ago w

"Well, forget it, anyway, even without me, there are other people who will remember it for you." Osamu Dazai said

"But I'd rather have you with me."

Dazai seemed to say something, but I couldn't hear it because of the noise in the shop

"what?" I asked

"No, nothing."

After the meal, it was the familiar waiter again, who gave us a bouquet of white camellias with an expression of "the two are really in love, when will we get married"

Let’s not ask where it came from. After all, the profession of Haidilao waiter is very mysterious. Now I just want to know if Dazai and I look like a couple in other people’s eyes?

He gave us twelve white camellias whose flower language is "true love and true affection", so this bunch of flowers means "true love and true affection between hearts".

Do I look that much like a scumbag who preys on minors? ? ?

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"Should Ango and Odasaku have a real birthday party when they are free?" Dazai asked

"No, it's just my birthday." I don't care much about my birthday, after all, it's just my birthday

"Because I can't help but feel a little carried away when I think that today is the day when Yuansheng was born and indirectly caused us to meet. But if you really don't like it, then you won't do it anymore..."

srds, this word sounds familiar... Tsk!hateful!Who can refuse such a beautiful person as Dazai!

I can't anyway!

Dazai, is this your decoy route? !

"The location is still in Lupine, and I don't know when they will be free." Dazai knew my answer from my expression, and said cheerfully, "Yuansheng, I heard that there is a custom in the big country across the sea. When you want to eat noodles, why not let me eat for you?"

"...don't use such ambiguous words." I can't do anything about this bastard

Dazai, can you learn from the other you, don't drive suddenly!

Su Wozhi, who can't speak human words: ...

The system reminded me that one of the two unusual task rewards (red question marks) had changed

It’s a different world tourist visa, God in the world finally gave me a visa (gratified)

"Does it cost a certain amount of money to find a suitable person with different abilities of time and space?"

As expected of you, the system, you were still so handsome when you asked me if this host wanted krypton gold

"Yeah, look for it." I have never used the "Boundary" to travel to another world, and I was worried that something would happen, so I agreed to the system's proposal

Anyway, I have money, and it’s just a little bit of gold. For me, it’s just changing the way of money to accompany me (the pride contains a bit of arrogance)

The system quickly finds the right candidate

"A person with supernatural power named Zhou Shuren?" I don't know why, but seeing this name has a subtle feeling, which is similar to the feeling when I saw Oda Nobunaga when I was a student, that is, the fear of the knowledge points that need to be memorized

Maybe it's because I'm too tired recently... um...

"System, do you have his information?"

The system set up a projection for me, hey, the treatment is not the same after charging the money, it used to be directly stuffed into my mind

Mr. Zhou's special ability "Wandering" can make the caster travel to the designated world and return to the original world after a maximum of three days

I noticed the four words "abandon medicine and follow literature" in the character introduction

It's also "abandoning medicine", why did Dr. Mori next door get involved in the underworld after abandoning it?too black to wash off

"Then how can I get him to agree to my request?" I asked

The system was silent for a few seconds, "Report: Another suitable superpower has been found."

I decided not to ask why the system is silent, people, oh no, the system, there will always be problems

This time the system gave the name of the person with the ability Kusuo Saiki, and the system also said that the other party would definitely agree to my request

"Where is the other party now?" I asked again

"Report: Saiki Kusuo is from another world."

How can I go to another world?

Find Saiki Kusuo.

Where is Saiki Kusuo?

In a different world.

Amazing, I don’t even know how to evaluate this problem-solving idea

"System, you don't want me to complete the task at all, do you?"

"Report: The other party will arrive at this flower pavilion soon."

"Isn't he a living human being? How can he go to this flower pavilion?"

"Warning: Please correct the name, the other party is a "false law", a substitute for the law clone, protecting the existence of the world, and in a sense the other party is not considered a human being."

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Investigating individuals is really capable of finding out any weird existences.

The system seemed to be annoyed by my question, or worried that I would make something wrong, told me that "this Huating hot spring ticket" can be bought in the system mall, and then went offline

System how can you do this!I just have a little more problems, but I'm still the lovely me!

At the end of October, after preparing Zhijun's weekly food, I went to this flower pavilion for the reason of "collecting materials"

When I came to this flower pavilion, the hot spring hotel built in the gap between time and space is now in summer, the heat wave is rolling, and the number of guests who come to the hot spring is much less

I easily found Kusuo Saiki in the garden

He told me a story at the beginning, and the content of the story was similar to the story Dazai told me not long ago. In the end, he directly pointed out that the person with superpowers in the story was him, and the "that person" in the story was me

Me: "...Wow."

"You are a 'false law', and I..." I smiled helplessly, "I didn't expect that I am not a human being in the ordinary sense."

Saiki Kusuo looked at me expressionlessly, and directly talked to me with superpowers without opening his mouth, 【Do you think ordinary people have a system, 'law clone. Body' Mr. Suga? 】

The world also looked over, He looked at me with three-point indifference, three-point sneer and four-point indifference (World: I don’t!)

"Let me ask, what will happen after I get back my memory and power?" I raised my hand and asked, who has been a three-good student since I was a child, "Will it explode and die like in a fantasy novel? Or will it change suddenly? character?"

World: "No, in human terms... you will be bald."

...?

???

"Can you change the way to become stronger?" I sincerely asked

"No."

After listening to the answer, I died on the spot for more than ten seconds

Me, hair!Just because I don't have a partner, I can't think that I'm a monk, so I run away from home on my own!

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The author has something to say:

Lu Xun (September 1881, 9-October 25, 1936), once used the name Zhou Zhangshou, later changed his name to Zhou Shuren, pen name Lu Xun, styled Yushan and Yuting, and later changed his name to Yucai. ——Excerpt from the Internet

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