mediocre novelist

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I have a friend

Don't bother you to guess, this friend refers to myself

I made a new hole on the Internet

The website where I uploaded the article is not mine, but it is still mine, because the owner of the website is my cousin Su Woqing, and we are so close that we will not be angry even if we only give corrupt money as a birthday present

The ancients said that the fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, so I used to post on this website, and some of my fans also met me here

It's just that I haven't updated it for a long time, and the author interface shows old books

Even if I am a pigeon, you will spoil me, right.jpg

On this day, I suddenly opened a new hole, and uploaded [-] words at once. For seven days, I updated [-] words every day.

I found out that I updated, and the fans who used to be an "old thief" turned into Xiao Tiantian in an instant, and the "teacher" and "sir" were so affectionate

And look forward to another [-] words from me

Oh, fans

Forget it, anyway, this is just one of the "man-made good things" I gave to Dazai, fans leave comments and so on are incidental

Speaking of which, every time I open a new book, the number one review must be to praise my review, and the second most review must be to ridicule my poor writing and make me close the review

The system explained that this is the effect that comes with binding

It's really amazing, every hot comment is like copying and pasting

It was nothing before, now I am a little worried about the readers who leave black comments

You know, Dazai is also reading my book on the Internet, if he clicks down with the mouse...

Hey... Anyway, with his character, he will definitely not let it go

I quickly contacted my cousin, and it is bound to make my comment area not a single stain

"I didn't see you agreeing to help you before, what's wrong with you now?"

"Because someone was watching." I said

The cousin on the other end of the phone instantly thinks from me taking someone home to meet my parents to my grandson getting married

"When will you bring me back!" My cousin felt that he couldn't get enough of thinking about it alone, so he told my aunt and his mother loudly.

The person on the other end of the phone changed instantly, "Yuansheng, when will you bring someone back to have a look?"

"You guys are thinking too much." I lamented that people who were forced to marry by elders didn't even need to care about age, "I'm not in love, and I haven't met anyone I like."

"Nonsense, don't you just like whoever is good-looking?" My cousin "explained" on the side

"……"damn it!I can't refute it!

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll have it in the future." My aunt comforted me, but judging from her tone, she obviously didn't believe it, and only took my words as a young man with a thin skin and embarrassed to say

I sighed, "I'm surrounded by friends of the same sex—"

"It's okay! When the time comes, charter a flight to go abroad to get married!" The aunt realized that she had lost her composure and coughed a few times in embarrassment, "It's nothing, nothing."

I don't think so

If the elders in the family group who repost the knowledge of health preservation find out about this rumor, they will definitely force me to take someone back with them in other ways.

Regardless of whether it is a man or a woman, as long as the younger generation likes it and can get married early, the elders will accept it.If you want to be born by yourself, you can give birth to yourself; if you want to adopt a child, you can adopt it;

Just because our Suwo family, except for me...

——All workaholics

The elders are still giving us condolence money for single dogs

My cousins ​​and cousins ​​are all the kind of gods who say "being in love interferes with my work, so I will never fall in love"

But I am different. I have shown great enthusiasm and patience for good-looking people since I was a child. The elders hope that I will get married soon, so that they can experience the joy of giving red envelopes to granddaughter-in-law and great-great-great-granddaughter.

Some female elders even opened a marriage agency because they couldn't wait, and some even took in several grandchildren

...No, I must say something

I'm just a 22-year-old college student!When forcing marriage, you should first look at my age, hey!

——It’s true that my father is married, but like a father doesn’t necessarily mean like a son!

The flamboyant world is so charming, I still want to spend a few more years in it!

After hanging up the phone, I pondered how to solve this problem

Hey, if only I had a magic conch

I told my friends about it while drinking at night and got different answers

Ango Sakaguchi: "There is no solution to this kind of thing now, why don't you procrastinate?"

I want to too, but I can't think of any way to procrastinate

Osamu Dazai: "If I pretend to be your boyfriend, my uncle will definitely see through. I just met him at a meeting not long ago."

Zaizhi, ah no, son, please put away your smile, it's too obvious to be gloating, and I'm not the kind of scum who would attack minors

Oda Sakunosuke: "Do you want to adopt a child?"

"Eh?" I froze

"As expected of Odasaku, he can easily come up with a solution that we can't think of!" Osamu Dazai nodded in praise

"However, Yuansheng is not like someone who can take care of children." Sakaguchi Ango said

"I'm rich, can I hire a babysitter?" I said

The atmosphere is suddenly awkward

"You're right." Ango Sakaguchi rubbed the bridge of his nose tiredly, "I shouldn't have said such things to rich people."

"So tomorrow's surprise is to throw money in my face, and then say the boss's lines?" Osamu Dazai seemed very interested in this kind of thing, and his expression changed

"I'm a decent person, and I don't do the kind of things that the male protagonist of the old novel would do."

Then I said, "If you wanted to, I should be able to say 'interesting man, you managed to get my attention' after you poured the wine on me."

"So the next script is chasing the wife to the crematorium or the beautiful wife running with the ball?"

I didn't expect that Hong Kong black cadres have read this kind of romance novel, and they know the most popular routines

"You are so flirtatious." I sighed

"Since you want to pursue excitement, of course you have to follow through to the end." Osamu Dazai took the stalk, and quickly threw back another one.

I had a great time with him

"It's obviously a movie for four people." Ango Sakaguchi said quietly

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't have a name at this time." Oda Sakunosuke said

The two saw Dazai Osamu's expression

It's really not a big deal not to have a name at this time.

The little party is over, Osamu Dazai and I are walking on the road

There are few stars on the moon, no black magpies, and no trees. Beside them are electric poles that make people shout "be careful" or electric lights that exude a noble and glamorous temperament.

Well, the most dissatisfying thing is that the temperature has dropped again

"Dazai." I shouted, and Dazai, who was playing with my shadow like a child, obediently came over

I untied the scarf and wrapped it around his neck

"Let's go."

Osamu Dazai rubbed the woolen scarf, it was soft, and it was suddenly taken off by the owner, leaving residual warmth on it

Obviously you were so cold that you almost shrank your head into your scarf just now...

The author has something to say:

So what is the name of the mother's sister's child?Cousin or cousin? (meditation)

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