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I'm home now

I told my parents "I'm going to marry Dazai"

"Yuansheng, today is not April Fool's Day." My mother smiled gently. It may be that the incident last year caused her to subconsciously think that I was joking after listening to what I said.

I paused, "Mom, don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next."

"What did Yuansheng want to say?"

"Dazai and I are now a couple."

"..."

Su Wo's house fell into silence

Even my father, who is used to reading newspapers after meals, rarely put down the newspaper, looking at me

Father is like this, not to mention mother's reaction, her smile froze directly on her face

"I'm serious. I came back today to discuss marriage with you." I was calm on the surface, but trembling inside

Our family style is very strict, will I be kicked out of the house if I am attracted to minors QAQ

"...It's serious..." My mother looked at me with indescribable eyes, "My son, is he in love with a minor?"

I knew that the first thing my mother cared about was not Dazai's status as a Hong Kong black cadre, but his age

"Dazai confesses first, I agree." I feel more and more that the calm at this moment is the harbinger before the storm, so I said the rhetoric that Dazai and I have put together - it is the "love with each passing day" that we thought together content

"Hong Kong black cadres are trustworthy?" my father asked, he had already put away the newspaper, and it seemed that he wanted to have a detailed chat with me.

"No." I replied, "But Dazai can."

"You are 100% certain that you will not make a conclusion." Father rubbed the bridge of his nose, looking very embarrassed, "But Osamu Dazai...Are you really sure that this is not a conspiracy against you?"

"That's a young man who has committed enough crimes to be sentenced to death several times." The mother frowned disapprovingly, "Love is blind, and that's why people must remain rational in love, lest they end up regretting for life. "

"He will withdraw from Hong Kong and Heilongjiang." I said, "In the next two years, he will clean up his files and come to me."

"...?!" The father and mother looked at each other, seeing each other's surprise, but they did not believe that the cadres of Hong Kong gangsters known as "Yokohama local snakes" would put down their power and status

"Anyone can say something nice." Mother said, she was obviously still against it.

The father said: "Let's put this matter aside for now, and we will talk about it later."

"Yes." I know, the plan has been more than half successful

Even if Dazai is directly investigated by my parents, he can act so that my parents believe that we are true love

As for me?What I said is true, it's just been "artistically processed"

Dazai will really quit Hong Kong and Hei, but he faked marriage with me in order to quit Hong Kong and Hei, instead of quitting Hong Kong and Hei in order to marry me

Although the part about the if world and the "book" is hidden, our other relationships and experiences are also true

I'll see Dazai next.

But I still can't help but worry, for example, in terms of etiquette, is Dazai really okay?

The father is the clan of the King of Gold, and he is also the son of the Ubushiki family - because the King of Gold needed to balance the external and internal world at that time, so the father would establish a black, hand, party, organization - the mother was immersed in Chinese education for many years Ji Jun, every move is elegant

If I hadn’t used my abilities, I would have been unable to live a normal life. Just looking at my family background, I know that many people would want to kidnap me—I didn’t see how much security is in the Akashi’s, Suzuki’s and Atobe’s houses next door. strict?

——ah, off topic

Do you want to help Dazai learn Chinese etiquette?After all, sharpen the gun in front of the battle, it will be bright even if it is not lit.

When I returned to my room, I started to think wildly. I sent Dazai a message, and I received a sweet and greasy reply almost instantly. He even used facial expressions

Me: ... Wait who are you?

I froze for a moment before remembering that I had an appointment with Dazai last night: as big as getting along with each other, and as small as the content of text messages, they should be as sticky as other couples

Sure enough, seeing it with your own eyes is more powerful, such as facial expressions... Dazai, your female power is too high, right?

...although it is also cute

Dazai told me not to worry, and then asked about my affairs, I answered them one by one, and it happened to be a break when we finished chatting

Speaking of which, isn't Dazai at work?Why have you been chatting with me for so long?

After tossing and turning, I couldn't think of the reason, so I decided to sleep helplessly, and I planned to ask Dazai again tomorrow.

On the other side of Yokohama, Osamu Dazai finally put down his phone during the mission

"Can you work hard? How long have you been playing with your mobile phone!" Nakahara Zhong also cursed. If he was a cat, he must be in a state of fried hair now

"How can chatting with a boyfriend be called playing with a mobile phone?" Dazai Osamu had a face of "Oh, slugs are so shallow", "That's called flirting~"

Maybe it was disgusted by the wave at the end of the sentence, Nakahara also took a big step back

Dazai, the mackerel, is so scary when it comes to love!If the enemy is standing opposite him, he will definitely be disgusted to death.Central Plains also wants to

"We'll talk after you get off work."

Osamu Dazai glanced at his partner, with a look of pity that surprised outsiders who are not familiar with Shuanghei, "Have you never been in a relationship?"

"I'm only 17 years old, and Hong Kong and black are more important!" Zhong Yuan pulled his hat, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that he was shy

Unexpected innocence, Mr. Cadre

"No wonder." Dazai Osamu's eyes were more pitiful, "It's useless even if I explain it to Nakaya—the feeling of wanting to stay by that person's side all the time."

Nakahara Chuya: To be honest... I feel like vomiting

"I didn't quite believe it before..." Zhongya Nakahara glanced at Osamu Dazai, whose painting style has become pink and girly, "Now I believe it, you like Yuansheng."

"Even you can see it." Dazai Osamu was very natural, without any embarrassment

"Nonsense, when the two of you mentioned each other, your smiles are so bright, if I can't see it anymore, I have to go to the ophthalmology department."

Osamu Dazai touched the corner of his mouth

Didn't he... can't control himself from laughing?

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't notice his partner's movements, and continued: "I noticed it at the auction last time. Yuan Sheng's attitude towards you made it difficult for me to think of."

auctions?I remember that Yuansheng started at that time, and the eyes that looked at me really had what I wanted.Osamu Dazai finally understood why

"Chuya, you turned out to be a good person."

"Huh?" Nakahara Chuya had an expression of "what are you going to do?"

"Wedding invitations are absolutely indispensable - but you still have to pay for it."

"Why don't you tell me this kind of thing after finishing your work?" Nakahara couldn't bear it anymore, "And don't you think you should get engaged before getting married?"

"Don't pay attention to these details, Yuansheng and I will definitely get married, but not now." Dazai Osamu's whole aura softened

Central Plains Chuya: Hey.

Chuya Nakahara just wants to apply for a new partner now

Please take away this OOC Dazai Osamu who is showing affection all the time, please? !

The author has something to say:

Sutai Matchmaker Chuya Central Plains

Su Tai fan head Edogawa Ranpo

Who is the master of ceremonies? (laugh)

Have you seen Yuansheng today?No

Is Osamu Dazai OOC today? ooc!

(GG is typed in the laughter)

As expected of me, what can I do, oocNo.1

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