I'm an ordinary person
Chapter 36
The phone rang, interrupting his words, looking at each other, "Who? Who's calling?"
Ghost you look at me, I look at you, "This seems to be your..."
Li Jianguo just slapped his head, "Look at my memory, I forgot about my newly bought mobile phone..." Then he didn't even look at it, and answered the phone directly, smoking a cigarette, a little vague
He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, it was the smartphone just launched by the underworld, the row of zeros on the back was enough to make all the ghosts sigh, and he didn't know what kind of luck he had...
"Hey, who, didn't you hear that Master Li is busy?" He touched a waste card and threw it away.
That tone was very arrogant, and a low laugh came from the other end of the phone, "Master Li? Huh?"
The sound directly made him shiver, and he moved his face away from the phone, making a hush.Changing his face in a second, Erlang put down his legs, "Master An, you heard wrong..."
There was no emotion in that voice, "You mean I have a hearing problem?"
Li Jianguo was covered in water, and the other ghosts also seemed to press the pause button when they heard the sound of Mr. An, their faces were terrified, and the scene was very funny.
"How can Master An, it's the villain's fault..."
"Still gathering to play mahjong?"
Oh, all the ghosts have the same idea in their minds, it's over... Ghosts are generally not allowed to gather together, because they have a yin energy after all, and if there are too many ghosts gathered, it is easy to cause harm to the light-weight humans. Influence...not to mention gathering a crowd to play mahjong!If you catch it, you can be fined, and if you don’t have money, you will be arrested and sent to work for nothing!
"We're having a dinner...a dinner, it's been a long time since we saw each other..."
"Come, come, have another sip of wine..."
"No, no, group gatherings are not good, hiccup, we are law-abiding ghosts, take a sip, only the last sip..."
Ghosts are also good actors, and they all started to act, and they still look good.
"You ghosts, how many times have I told you, don't ask me to drink, and don't gather together.
"What Lao Li said..."
"We are so ashamed..."
"Master An, you see, I have taught you a lesson...or else forget it...?"
"Forget it, it's okay..." The voice on the other side was drawn out.
Li Jianguo's expression changed from joy at the beginning to a little aggrieved, and he immediately said: "What orders does Master An have, I will definitely die!"
The other ghosts also listened with their ears upright, holding their breath and concentrating, completely forgetting that they were already ghosts and didn't need to breathe.
"I need a female ghost to act in a play, with better mental capacity and acting skills."
"I promise to complete the task, when do I need to deliver it?" Li Jianguo patted his chest to assure.
An Lan looked at the gloomy weather, "Let's go at night."
"okay!"
Li Jianguo didn't put down his phone until it was confirmed that the call was over, and wiped away the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.
Another ghost who died of a heart attack calmed down his heart and almost had a heart attack in fright, but remembered that he was dead and had no heartbeat, so he put down his hand on his chest.
"It's exciting, it's so exciting. This is the first time I've been so close to Mr. An. I feel like I've seen the holy light..." One of the ghosts looked up, very dazed.
"Hey, don't purify yourself!"
"It turns out that what Brother Li said is true... I really know An... Master An." Their ghosts couldn't stand this kind of stimulation.
"Ah, yes..." Li Jianguo smoked a few cigarettes in a daze. He thought that they would have to be skinned if they didn't die. He didn't expect this to be the case... He had to think about which female ghost met this requirement...
"So, what do we do now?"
Li Jianguo wanted to extinguish the cigarette in a cool way, but felt distressed, so he finished it in one breath. The cigarette is not cheap, "Of course we are looking for a ghost that meets Mr. An's requirements!"
All the ghosts look at each other and look at you, they are gloomy, they are a large group of old men, where can they find a female ghost like this?
"How about... let's collect some money to post a temporary job?" The slender ghost said cautiously.
The realization of all the ghosts gathered on the slender ghost, which made him a little at a loss, and put down his hand from scratching his hair.
"I can't see it, old and thin, this method is good!" Li Jianguo praised.
They seemed to have been opened the door to a new world, but they hadn't thought about it!
Didn’t I say it before, ghosts also need communication and money, ghosts with money can issue missions, ghosts without money can accept, but it must be safe and in compliance with the rules and regulations!
"We can set the money higher and the conditions more attractive. We are called supporting the poor, and let them see the world..."
The other ghosts nodded, secretly thinking that Lao Li was still shameless as always, "Yes, yes..."
"That's fine, I'll pay the money for this matter," Li Jianguo also felt pained, but this matter has nothing to do with other ghosts, after all, they are also poor.
"That's too much trouble for you, Old Li...how about we get together?" Rubbing through his pockets, he tremblingly took out the last half of the joss stick. He was not ordinary poor.
The other ghosts also took out their own stocks, half a stick of incense stick, or a few ghost coins, even fish bones...
They piled up together, not a lot, and piled up a small mountain, but most of them were rubbish. Li Jianguo was so moved that he was in a mess. He never thought that his brothers were so loyal, and it was not in vain that he rejected the adult's suggestion and chose to continue queuing slowly.
"I have money, you all put it away, what is this, we are not brothers if we don't put it away!"
As soon as he said this, he saw an afterimage, "This is mine, and there is still my mark here!"
"Ahhh, I took it wrong..."
The speed made the ghost amazed, Li Jianguo's moved smile froze, and then disappeared, with an indifferent face, heartbroken, it really is a plastic brother!
After registering, they rubbed their fists together, ready to cheat or find a poor ghost to meet the world.
They are really a group of harmonious and friendly ghosts.After a while, several calls came in...
They thought to themselves, they don't know which unlucky ghost will be so miserable.This tells us that there is no such thing as a free lunch in this world.
As the saying goes, there must be a warrior under a lot of money, and an unlucky female ghost was fooled into it in such a muddled way.
Appearing in the courtyard, although she was already mentally prepared, she was almost seduced by the alluring smell.
so hungry...so hungry...
A cool thing flew to her forehead, her eyes immediately cleared up a lot, and she was a little at a loss.
"Are you the one who came to act?"
An Lan was sizing her up. She was a little weaker, but she barely passed.
The female ghost was also looking at An Lan. The person in front of her was really good-looking. He was better looking than all the ghosts she had ever seen, but he seemed a little familiar...
The little paper man attached to the female ghost's forehead moved, jumped down, and slipped towards An Lan...
Wait, paper figurine + good-looking man, why does this setting look so familiar?Then she didn't know what to think of, her face turned pale, she was very frightened, as if a gust of wind could blow her to pieces.
She said how to do such a simple thing with such a high amount of money!Because that's Master An who made the whole hell frightened!
Stuttering: "An... Lord An..."
Xiao Shitou is full of food and lacks interest in female ghosts, this female ghost is not tasty!
Why do you suddenly feel murderous!The female ghost looked around vigilantly.
An Lan pressed down on the small stone and said, "It's up to you. Acting in a scene will make it better. I want you to be like this... this..."
An Lan frowned, looked at the female ghost wandering in the sky, "Got it?"
The female ghost came back to her senses, and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, "Don't worry, Mr. An, this matter is on me..." Why does it feel so simple... Maybe it was her illusion, and This is such a good thing, bullying people from the Taoist sect!Just thinking about it... super happy.
She has been dissatisfied with some Taoist or superstitious magic sticks for a long time, can't you see that she has no evil spirit in her body!Every time I go to the underworld, I am treated as an evil spirit every time. That one wants to get rid of her, but this one says she is an evil spirit. Thinking about it makes me angry.
"Okay, don't let me down." An Lan looked at the female ghost carefully and moved her wrist.
If you mess up, you will definitely be killed!
Her legs were tight, her body tensed, and she instinctively gave a military salute, "I promise to complete the task."
Because of the method of cultivation, Luo Sining was particularly prone to hunger. Not long after, she started to feel hungry, her stomach growling.
At this time, the maids brought a few plates of beautiful pastries, which were amazing. There was also a flower on it, which looked very attractive, and they were a little hungry after hooking it.
"We eat and chat..." full of sincerity.
Luo Sining couldn't wait to pick up a piece of pastry and started to eat it. Just as Jian Ke wanted to stop him, he saw that he had already eaten the problematic pastry. When he looked again, the black air on it disappeared. Come on, this pastry is too weird, and I don't know where the boss has gone.
At the critical moment, Shenlong sees the head but does not see the end.
"I want to go in!" Jiao Zhou bent his body, his back was raised high, and every step required great effort.crumbling.
The middle-aged woman who took care of him before stopped him, "My little master, what can you do even if you go in?" Her ordinary face was a little stubborn and pleading.
"Aunt Qiu!" He coughed a few times, as if he was about to cough out his lungs.
"Why don't you let Young Master Jiao go in?" Jian Ke who came out to ventilate asked strangely.He just felt that the two of them were extremely weird.
Aunt Qiu had a forced smile on her face: "The young master will come out at this time, I'm worried about his health..."
The phone turned on, Jian Ke glanced at the phone, stopped asking, and said, "It's almost finished inside, Master Jiao seems to have asked you to go in and clean up."
Aunt Qiu gained some trust, but she was still hesitant. Jian Ke stepped up her efforts, "Isn't it because there are not many maids here? Patriarch Jiao said, 'It would be great if Aunt Qiu was here.' I'm worried, I just finished eating and went out to digest food, and take Master Jiao back to the room by the way."
Then helped Jiao Zhou up, and said, "I'll take you back."
Aunt Qiu didn't know what came to her mind, she believed his words, and said: "You must send the young master back safely..."
"I know, I will definitely send him back unscathed."
"Let go of me...cough cough cough."
"Young master, let's go, don't resist." Then he sent an ok message.
An Lan was walking around, seemingly wandering around unconsciously, but it was not.
The author has something to say: An Lan: He Shan's eyes jpg
Thanks to Ah Li for not wanting to bald QAQ irrigation nutrient solution
Ghost you look at me, I look at you, "This seems to be your..."
Li Jianguo just slapped his head, "Look at my memory, I forgot about my newly bought mobile phone..." Then he didn't even look at it, and answered the phone directly, smoking a cigarette, a little vague
He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, it was the smartphone just launched by the underworld, the row of zeros on the back was enough to make all the ghosts sigh, and he didn't know what kind of luck he had...
"Hey, who, didn't you hear that Master Li is busy?" He touched a waste card and threw it away.
That tone was very arrogant, and a low laugh came from the other end of the phone, "Master Li? Huh?"
The sound directly made him shiver, and he moved his face away from the phone, making a hush.Changing his face in a second, Erlang put down his legs, "Master An, you heard wrong..."
There was no emotion in that voice, "You mean I have a hearing problem?"
Li Jianguo was covered in water, and the other ghosts also seemed to press the pause button when they heard the sound of Mr. An, their faces were terrified, and the scene was very funny.
"How can Master An, it's the villain's fault..."
"Still gathering to play mahjong?"
Oh, all the ghosts have the same idea in their minds, it's over... Ghosts are generally not allowed to gather together, because they have a yin energy after all, and if there are too many ghosts gathered, it is easy to cause harm to the light-weight humans. Influence...not to mention gathering a crowd to play mahjong!If you catch it, you can be fined, and if you don’t have money, you will be arrested and sent to work for nothing!
"We're having a dinner...a dinner, it's been a long time since we saw each other..."
"Come, come, have another sip of wine..."
"No, no, group gatherings are not good, hiccup, we are law-abiding ghosts, take a sip, only the last sip..."
Ghosts are also good actors, and they all started to act, and they still look good.
"You ghosts, how many times have I told you, don't ask me to drink, and don't gather together.
"What Lao Li said..."
"We are so ashamed..."
"Master An, you see, I have taught you a lesson...or else forget it...?"
"Forget it, it's okay..." The voice on the other side was drawn out.
Li Jianguo's expression changed from joy at the beginning to a little aggrieved, and he immediately said: "What orders does Master An have, I will definitely die!"
The other ghosts also listened with their ears upright, holding their breath and concentrating, completely forgetting that they were already ghosts and didn't need to breathe.
"I need a female ghost to act in a play, with better mental capacity and acting skills."
"I promise to complete the task, when do I need to deliver it?" Li Jianguo patted his chest to assure.
An Lan looked at the gloomy weather, "Let's go at night."
"okay!"
Li Jianguo didn't put down his phone until it was confirmed that the call was over, and wiped away the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.
Another ghost who died of a heart attack calmed down his heart and almost had a heart attack in fright, but remembered that he was dead and had no heartbeat, so he put down his hand on his chest.
"It's exciting, it's so exciting. This is the first time I've been so close to Mr. An. I feel like I've seen the holy light..." One of the ghosts looked up, very dazed.
"Hey, don't purify yourself!"
"It turns out that what Brother Li said is true... I really know An... Master An." Their ghosts couldn't stand this kind of stimulation.
"Ah, yes..." Li Jianguo smoked a few cigarettes in a daze. He thought that they would have to be skinned if they didn't die. He didn't expect this to be the case... He had to think about which female ghost met this requirement...
"So, what do we do now?"
Li Jianguo wanted to extinguish the cigarette in a cool way, but felt distressed, so he finished it in one breath. The cigarette is not cheap, "Of course we are looking for a ghost that meets Mr. An's requirements!"
All the ghosts look at each other and look at you, they are gloomy, they are a large group of old men, where can they find a female ghost like this?
"How about... let's collect some money to post a temporary job?" The slender ghost said cautiously.
The realization of all the ghosts gathered on the slender ghost, which made him a little at a loss, and put down his hand from scratching his hair.
"I can't see it, old and thin, this method is good!" Li Jianguo praised.
They seemed to have been opened the door to a new world, but they hadn't thought about it!
Didn’t I say it before, ghosts also need communication and money, ghosts with money can issue missions, ghosts without money can accept, but it must be safe and in compliance with the rules and regulations!
"We can set the money higher and the conditions more attractive. We are called supporting the poor, and let them see the world..."
The other ghosts nodded, secretly thinking that Lao Li was still shameless as always, "Yes, yes..."
"That's fine, I'll pay the money for this matter," Li Jianguo also felt pained, but this matter has nothing to do with other ghosts, after all, they are also poor.
"That's too much trouble for you, Old Li...how about we get together?" Rubbing through his pockets, he tremblingly took out the last half of the joss stick. He was not ordinary poor.
The other ghosts also took out their own stocks, half a stick of incense stick, or a few ghost coins, even fish bones...
They piled up together, not a lot, and piled up a small mountain, but most of them were rubbish. Li Jianguo was so moved that he was in a mess. He never thought that his brothers were so loyal, and it was not in vain that he rejected the adult's suggestion and chose to continue queuing slowly.
"I have money, you all put it away, what is this, we are not brothers if we don't put it away!"
As soon as he said this, he saw an afterimage, "This is mine, and there is still my mark here!"
"Ahhh, I took it wrong..."
The speed made the ghost amazed, Li Jianguo's moved smile froze, and then disappeared, with an indifferent face, heartbroken, it really is a plastic brother!
After registering, they rubbed their fists together, ready to cheat or find a poor ghost to meet the world.
They are really a group of harmonious and friendly ghosts.After a while, several calls came in...
They thought to themselves, they don't know which unlucky ghost will be so miserable.This tells us that there is no such thing as a free lunch in this world.
As the saying goes, there must be a warrior under a lot of money, and an unlucky female ghost was fooled into it in such a muddled way.
Appearing in the courtyard, although she was already mentally prepared, she was almost seduced by the alluring smell.
so hungry...so hungry...
A cool thing flew to her forehead, her eyes immediately cleared up a lot, and she was a little at a loss.
"Are you the one who came to act?"
An Lan was sizing her up. She was a little weaker, but she barely passed.
The female ghost was also looking at An Lan. The person in front of her was really good-looking. He was better looking than all the ghosts she had ever seen, but he seemed a little familiar...
The little paper man attached to the female ghost's forehead moved, jumped down, and slipped towards An Lan...
Wait, paper figurine + good-looking man, why does this setting look so familiar?Then she didn't know what to think of, her face turned pale, she was very frightened, as if a gust of wind could blow her to pieces.
She said how to do such a simple thing with such a high amount of money!Because that's Master An who made the whole hell frightened!
Stuttering: "An... Lord An..."
Xiao Shitou is full of food and lacks interest in female ghosts, this female ghost is not tasty!
Why do you suddenly feel murderous!The female ghost looked around vigilantly.
An Lan pressed down on the small stone and said, "It's up to you. Acting in a scene will make it better. I want you to be like this... this..."
An Lan frowned, looked at the female ghost wandering in the sky, "Got it?"
The female ghost came back to her senses, and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, "Don't worry, Mr. An, this matter is on me..." Why does it feel so simple... Maybe it was her illusion, and This is such a good thing, bullying people from the Taoist sect!Just thinking about it... super happy.
She has been dissatisfied with some Taoist or superstitious magic sticks for a long time, can't you see that she has no evil spirit in her body!Every time I go to the underworld, I am treated as an evil spirit every time. That one wants to get rid of her, but this one says she is an evil spirit. Thinking about it makes me angry.
"Okay, don't let me down." An Lan looked at the female ghost carefully and moved her wrist.
If you mess up, you will definitely be killed!
Her legs were tight, her body tensed, and she instinctively gave a military salute, "I promise to complete the task."
Because of the method of cultivation, Luo Sining was particularly prone to hunger. Not long after, she started to feel hungry, her stomach growling.
At this time, the maids brought a few plates of beautiful pastries, which were amazing. There was also a flower on it, which looked very attractive, and they were a little hungry after hooking it.
"We eat and chat..." full of sincerity.
Luo Sining couldn't wait to pick up a piece of pastry and started to eat it. Just as Jian Ke wanted to stop him, he saw that he had already eaten the problematic pastry. When he looked again, the black air on it disappeared. Come on, this pastry is too weird, and I don't know where the boss has gone.
At the critical moment, Shenlong sees the head but does not see the end.
"I want to go in!" Jiao Zhou bent his body, his back was raised high, and every step required great effort.crumbling.
The middle-aged woman who took care of him before stopped him, "My little master, what can you do even if you go in?" Her ordinary face was a little stubborn and pleading.
"Aunt Qiu!" He coughed a few times, as if he was about to cough out his lungs.
"Why don't you let Young Master Jiao go in?" Jian Ke who came out to ventilate asked strangely.He just felt that the two of them were extremely weird.
Aunt Qiu had a forced smile on her face: "The young master will come out at this time, I'm worried about his health..."
The phone turned on, Jian Ke glanced at the phone, stopped asking, and said, "It's almost finished inside, Master Jiao seems to have asked you to go in and clean up."
Aunt Qiu gained some trust, but she was still hesitant. Jian Ke stepped up her efforts, "Isn't it because there are not many maids here? Patriarch Jiao said, 'It would be great if Aunt Qiu was here.' I'm worried, I just finished eating and went out to digest food, and take Master Jiao back to the room by the way."
Then helped Jiao Zhou up, and said, "I'll take you back."
Aunt Qiu didn't know what came to her mind, she believed his words, and said: "You must send the young master back safely..."
"I know, I will definitely send him back unscathed."
"Let go of me...cough cough cough."
"Young master, let's go, don't resist." Then he sent an ok message.
An Lan was walking around, seemingly wandering around unconsciously, but it was not.
The author has something to say: An Lan: He Shan's eyes jpg
Thanks to Ah Li for not wanting to bald QAQ irrigation nutrient solution
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