I'm an ordinary person

"It..." An Lan squinted at the cute-looking little stone, and mercilessly snatched the last chopsticks of beef. He was so satisfied that Xiao Bai suddenly collapsed, "I picked it up at the garbage dump."

Xiaobai was very wronged, and Xiaohei thoughtfully picked up a chopstick of vegetables for him, and Xiaobai immediately smiled openly, he really couldn't see it.

"Really?" Xiaobai was very suspicious.Caringly, he also picked up a chopstick dish for Xiao Hei, feeling tender and affectionate.

Jiao Zhou, who was eating food, refused the dog food attack.

"Of course, how could I lie to you, but...you two still need pets?" Xiao Hei is almost like a big dog, look at how sticky it is.

Xiaobai smiled slightly: "I have Xiaohei."

"Whoa, whoa..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

"Hahaha, is it singing?"

An Lan really couldn't bear to look directly at the drunken stone, opened her mouth, put down the soda in her hand, and said solemnly after recording the video: "No, it is reciting poetry."

"What poem?"

"Goose, goose, song to the sky..."

"Hey, hey, hey, hey..."

Very resembling, the little stone kept paddling, sang loudly, successfully choked on the wine, and sank.

"It will be all right? It's all sunk!"

An Lan took back the phone and was very satisfied. He thought it would be interesting to show Xiao Sunflower's expression, so he admired it and said, "Have you ever seen a stone that doesn't sink?"

Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai, Jiao Zhou: "..." It's so good how to break it.

Half full, An Lan also cleared her throat: "I might have to go out in a few days."

"Go out?" Xiaobai put down his chopsticks. He knew that An Lan had a mission to come to Yangjian, but they were not qualified to know what it was.

An Lan nodded, leaned back, took out a printed picture from her pocket and put it on the table.

Xiaobai picked it up, and Jiao Zhou moved closer. Xiaobai's expression became a little dignified, and he gave it to Jiao Zhou.

Jiao Zhou felt that this picture was extremely weird, and asked in a low voice, "This is..."

"Evil God." An Lan clasped his hands together, answered his question actively, and continued, "In a mountain village isolated from the rest of the world."

Xiaobai swears a bad word, but is stopped by Xiaohei, Xiaobai looks angrily: "These ignorant people! I am so mad! If you want to die so much, you jump off the building, how about diving?"

Xiaobai calmed down, drank a glass of wine, Xiaohei persuaded: "Now that things have happened, don't make him angry..."

With a smile on her face, An Lan said, "They can't help themselves. After they die, let them go to the various hells to experience the customs and customs of our underworld."

Xiaobai couldn't help but shivered, that one hell was enough to make them peel off their skins, and all the hells went down, but not every ghost could be like An Lan, without changing his face, "That's a good idea!"

Seeing that his master had returned to normal, Jiao Zhou naturally asked without shame: "Master, what does this have to do with ordinary people?"

Xiaobai said: "You don't know, the most important thing about this evil god is the word evil, born from human desires, greedy by nature, and bloodthirsty, you can see the word evil in the photo ...The most important thing is that they will offer people as tributes to the evil gods... Do you think I can not be so angry!"

"God..." Jiao Zhou also opened his eyes wide. Although he was not liked by the Jiao family, in order to allow him to make greater contributions, he was never harsh on him, and he never thought that there would be such a bloody and cruel thing. matter.

"Then the custom of offering the bride to the river god is also..."

Little Bai Ruzi nodded in a teachable way, and praised: "My apprentice is smart!"

An Lan was speechless, and said, "Don't forget that you refused to accept him before."

"Isn't that the past? Closer to home, you're going to solve this thing?"

An Lan nodded: "There are some impatient people in the Taoist sect who plan to make its rations. There is no other way but to solve it."

An Lan said it very easily, and what he said was just incidental, Xiaobai nodded: "This is indeed a disaster, don't worry, I will let ghosts guard this store secretly, and absolutely no other things are allowed to come in."

An Lan wanted to get the photo back, but a stone that smelled of wine flew onto the photo and circled around the photo.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

Xiao Bai couldn't help poking it with his hands. Although Xiao Shitou was drunk, he narrowly avoided him, even twisted his buttocks at him, and groaned again.Xiaobai withdrew his hand resentfully: "What is it talking about again? Is it singing poetry?"

"He's singing this time, under the bridge in front of the door..."

"It likes ducks so much?"

I don't know which word touched Xiaoshi, so he stopped singing, turned around, and rolled towards An Lan crookedly.

"It seems that he likes you very much."

An Lan mentioned it in disgust and threw it into the water. The small stone tossed and sank into the water.

"Don't climb on me with the smell of wine."

"Yo yo yo~" Xiaobai smiled ambiguously, and teased, "Same bed together?"

An Lan rolled her eyes ungracefully, and said to Xiao Hei, "Do you think Xiao Bai has been too skinny recently?"

Xiaobai's eyes were warning, Xiaohei raised his head, and said solemnly to Xiaobai: "I'm drunk." He leaned his head on Xiaobai's body.

It was such a move to retreat and advance, Xiaobai's heart suddenly softened, and he snorted: "Okay, let's not talk, I'm going to take Xiaohe down, you and that broken stone can go slowly and tenderly." .” Xiao Sha waved his hand and disappeared with them.

An Lan sat on the chair, and the little stone finally climbed the peak and climbed out.

"Let's clean it up." Seeing so many leftovers, An Lan felt like a scumbag in her heart. If it wasn't for Jian Ke's poor ability, would he need to cook so many things?Then it is decided to deduct it from Jian Ke's salary.

"Kachacha..." I saw the little stone crawling onto the photo and eating the photo.

An Lan's face darkened, and she picked it up, only to see that the photo was mixed with water and the smell of wine, only half of it was left, and the rest was eaten.

An Lan threw the photo into the trash can, and threw the small stone that she wanted to climb onto the table.He said lightly, "Let me think about it outside."

In the middle of the night, the stone that Wronged Baba slipped in turned into a human form, and his state of turning into a human form was not stable.He could only take human form for a short time, recalling why he was thrown out, his face turned dark, and he felt quite a headache.

Sighing, he looked at the sleeping face almost greedily, the young man slept very quietly, did not kick the quilt, and obediently lay motionless on the bed.Well-behaved and cute.

He wandered around, his eyes lingering on the mobile phone on the bedside table. The young man never guarded against Xiaoshi. He opened the photo album of his mobile phone, watched the stupid video of him in it, and finally did not delete it.

Sometimes he is very jealous of himself who looks like a small stone. Although he is stupid, An Lan treats it very well, but he is very guarded against the current self, and it is not easy to get rid of his vigilance.

Leaning closer, the kiss lightly landed on those beautiful lips, rubbing it like punishment.

I will let you go today temporarily.

The human figure disappeared, Xiao Shi turned around in a daze, and Ma Liu skillfully got into the bed and lay down on the chair.

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